00:00Right, Lisa, time to lose weight.
00:02You cannae keep saying it's baby weight when the weighing's gone to school this year.
00:05Right, let's see what I'm working with.
00:07Yeah, fat bastard.
00:08I've not been a fat bastard in five year.
00:11Okay, let's see where I am after two days of doing 10,000 steps.
00:15Fat bastard.
00:15Right, how can I be a fat bastard?
00:17I'm eating Ferrero Roches like breath mints.
00:20Oh God, I'm dreading this.
00:21I had my cheat day yesterday and ate 10 bagels.
00:24Stop eating shite.
00:25How is that possible?
00:27I mean, it's fucking brilliant, but I don't get it.
00:29If I was skinny yesterday, I'll definitely be skinny the day.
00:32All I had was a protein bar.
00:33Normal.
00:34For the love of Mark Wahlberg, what is wrong with these scales?
00:37I ran 20 miles yesterday.
00:39I will be normal.
00:40Stop eating shite.
00:41Yeah.
00:42I'm on skinny.
00:43Normal.
00:44This is a complete and utter piss take.
00:46I ate 200 grams of protein.
00:48I spent five hours in the gym swinging kettlebells like a bloody handbag.
00:51This is no accurate.
00:53Oh, I don't know why I'm bothering again.
00:55It's just going to say I'm a fat bastard.
00:57There's no way I can consume 16 galaxy bars and no be a fat bastard.
01:01Fat bastard.
01:02This is a complete and utter piss take.
01:04I ate 200 grams of protein.
01:06I spent five hours in the gym swinging kettlebells like a bloody handbag.
01:10This is no accurate.
01:12I'm on scales.
01:12Don't let me down.
01:13I've been exercising.
01:14I've been eating right.
01:15I'm going to bed at 7 o'clock.
01:17I'm doing everything people on social media are telling me today.
01:20Skinny.
01:20These scales are broke.
01:21I'm taking them back to Argos.
01:23Right.
01:24Last chance scales.
01:25Fat bastard.
01:26Normal.
01:27Fat bastard.
01:28Skinny.
01:29Stop eating shite.
01:30Normal.
01:30Skinny.
01:31Stop eating shite.
01:32Stop eating shite.
01:33Normal.
01:35I cannae be fucked with this.
01:36Right.
01:37Last chance scales.
01:39Fat bastard.
01:40This is a complete and utter piss take.
01:42This is no accurate.
01:44I'm just going to stay a fat bastard.
01:45And you know what?
01:46I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:49I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:49I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:50I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:50I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:51I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:52I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:52I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
01:53I'm going to enjoy being a fat bastard.
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