00:00What's this? What is going on? Is the Secret Service short on cash?
00:05How bad is it, Colonel?
00:07The baddest? We're broke, and the bank's taking everything.
00:13How could this happen?
00:14Simple accounting error. We simply forgot to do any accounting.
00:19Now we have to raise ten million pounds by midnight or we'll be sold off.
00:23Latest intel suggests Quark is itching to buy us out and shut us down for good.
00:31There has to be some way we can raise the money.
00:34I got it! A telephone!
00:37We go on TV and ask for donations.
00:40Smashing idea! All we need is a host.
00:43One step ahead of you.
00:46Don't forget me!
00:51Okay, I have seen a lot of weird things in these episodes of Danger Mouse, but never.
00:57In my 16 years on this planet, I would see Penfold in swimming trunks.
01:02Also, I'm pretty sure in an episode he said that-
01:05This is a kid's show!
01:07Then why don't you explain this?
01:09Penfold, I'm disheartened, disappointed, disillusioned, and dismayed.
01:14From today on, you will never be known to me as Penfold.
01:18Instead, you will be known to me as Mood Boy.
01:21Hello, TV Land! Welcome to the Danger Farm. Tonight, we need your help.
01:26Oh, and by the way, you can look now, kids.
01:29And waiting for my adoring fans.
01:31Oh no, guys, watch out, it's Mood Boy again.
01:35Who are you calling Mood Boy lo-
01:37Who?
01:39Penfold?
01:40Uh-huh, my eyes.
01:42Oh my god, he got the hedgehog.
01:44Tell my wife I love her.
01:47I'll take that!
01:48Hello?
01:50Hey DM, I heard about your bestie Mood Boy, so I wondered if I can can over and spill all
01:55over him.
01:56Uno, get off the phone now!
01:58Ha! Moving swiftly along?
02:02Another call!
02:03It's from Penfold's cousin, Penfold's cousin.
02:05He wants to see funny clips of Penfold.
02:09There's one thing in this house I know how to do.
02:11It's how to cook, alright?
02:12What are you making, fire over there?
02:14AH!
02:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
02:20Uh, flipper-bender backwards, baby, put your back in tune.
02:24Smash it, grab it, go bananas, listen, I'm gon' talk you through.
02:27F***er flipper-bender backwards, baby, put your back in tune.
02:30Munch up on them sloppy seconds, think about me, why you do it?
02:35F***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er
02:39f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er
02:41f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er
02:46f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***er f***
03:03wanna show me her ta-ta-ta-tas
03:06it'll wake
03:10welcome
03:13my favorite pen
03:16looks like all's back to normal
03:18not quite
03:19what do you mean
03:20oh my
03:21just look at these pajamas
03:23I suppose it's best just to let things be
03:26right
03:26well off to bed
03:28no
03:29you have to admit it
03:30what do you mean
03:32I feel a clip coming on.
03:36Hans! How's the world of gin splicing going?
03:39Look after this, Penfold. I want to get a picture before he eats himself.
03:43But I was just...
03:45Penfold nips to the toilet.
03:49Welcome to a new era in bladder relief.
03:53What?
03:53My name is John.
03:55Colonel, when is the chief ever wrong?
03:58Besides the time he thought that fancy dress party was an alien invasion and...
04:01...and grasped the five-year-old into space, screaming and crying for their mummies never to return to...
04:08Probably not the best time to bring that up, Penfold.
04:10You did wash that, didn't you, Penfold?
04:13Sorry, chief. I'm otherwise engaged.
04:16Oh, Penfold.
04:17Really?
04:18And so, thank...
04:20I've had enough of this. Let's put this toad in the hole.
04:26He sprays Greenback and Stiletto, who both start crying.
04:36Sorrow...
04:37I've been so swordless.
04:39I've been so mean.
04:40Me too.
04:42I've been a bad henchman.
04:45Dangerous, can you ever forgive me?
04:48I was about to say the same thing.
04:51How about a group hug?
04:53Great idea, Penfold!
04:59Jack!
05:04Yay!
05:09LOL Princess Cindy is back, yay.
05:11Madam Presidentress, I'm President of America, which is basically the world.
05:18I haven't raised a penny, surely this next one has to be mine.
05:23Well, that is Squawk's mum. She wants to see the hero of the show, Squawk.
05:27Yay!
05:29Looks like all's back to normal.
05:32Not quite.
05:32What do you mean? Oh my, just look at these pyjamas.
05:37I suppose it's best just to let things be, right?
05:40Well, off to bed.
05:42You have to admit it prof...
05:43You did wash that, didn't you, Penfold?
05:47Sorry, Chief, I'm otherwise engaged!
05:50Oh, Penfold.
05:51Really?
05:52Danso, thank you!
05:54Grips on your waist, front way, back way.
05:57You know that I don't play, streets not safe.
06:02Uh, it's the Colonel's brother.
06:04Uh, he's quite keen on seeing clips of Kay in funny hats.
06:08Dishy!
06:10Another donation!
06:12Scarlet Yo Hamster!
06:13She wants to see that cheeky little cutie Penfold saving the day.
06:19Hmm.
06:20Ooh!
06:22Now it's the Professor's dad!
06:24He wants to see his brilliant daughter at work!
06:27With my...
06:28Pinfold again!
06:29Stop hogging the line!
06:31He wants to see Penfold getting knocked around.
06:34Like me!
06:36The Mark 3 will...
06:38Chief!
06:39Look!
06:40We've almost reached our target!
06:42Isn't that great?
06:43No!
06:44It's almost midnight and my fans are MIA!
06:47Finally!
06:49Um, I'd like to see a clip so humiliating that you locked it away deep in a vault underground,
06:56behind bars, guarded by crocodiles, and a mote of flaming fire!
07:02Never!
07:02I'll double my donation!
07:04There has to be another way!
07:06I'm sorry, we're out of time!
07:08Yes!
07:09In just a few moments, the Secret Sailors will be...
07:13I'm ready!
07:14I'm ready!
07:16I'm ready!
07:17I'm ready!
07:21Fine!
07:23Play it!
07:24Yes!
07:25Feel the shame!
07:47Can you invent something that will erase that from our brains?
07:54Well, how are we still gonna pop the champagne, everyone?
07:58To be a hero, you have to be willing to embarrass yourself!
08:01Yes!
08:02Yes, that's true!
08:03And humiliating embarrassment is something we can all share!
08:07Roll the tape!
08:07Oh no no no no no no no no no!
08:11Didn't you, Penvl?
08:13Sorry, Chief!
08:14I'm otherwise gay!
08:15I'm really sorry if this felt rushed.
08:17It's pretty late at night in my time zone and I want to get this out today.
08:20I've been wanting to get this out for ages now sooo...
08:23I'm glad you enjoyed this really funny edit of Danger Mouth and...
08:33Please don't end up like FanPod guys.
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