00:00Warning, this edit contains jokes about giving birth, and multiple mild sexual references.
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00:13Round the corner, not far away, Bing is choosing a present today.
00:19Hello, Bing. Hi, Flop. Morning, Padgett.
00:21I'm getting a present for Sulu's love, hon. It's her birth...
00:24Push! That's with me, right now.
00:32As you can see, we have important business.
00:35That is important business. What are you going to get her, Bing?
00:40Um...
00:42Whoa! I'm gonna get Sulu this!
00:49It's a monster truck. Something that Sulu would like.
00:53Yes. Look, Flop. It has a tippy bit, big wheels, and it goes...
01:00Oh. What sort of things does Sulu like, Bing?
01:04Uh... She likes her fairy wings. They're sparkly. And she likes dancing.
01:10To Sir Mix-a-Lot, and Drake BC, she loves sexy music.
01:13Cars. Uh... Um... No.
01:16How about we look together for something she'd like?
01:19Yes. Something sparkly.
01:23Ooh.
01:23Oh, that's sparkly.
01:26Bitch, that's a cheese grater, you fucking moron.
01:29Heh. No. That's not a Sulu thing.
01:34What about this, Bing?
01:35Silly Flop. It's not bath time. It's bath time.
01:40Push! That's Sulu thing right now.
01:43Oh.
01:45Wait for...
01:46Then it is all right with...
01:48Oh.
01:48Sous-la-la-likes.
01:50Big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.
01:54Oh, sparkly?
01:56Well, then I have just the thing.
01:59How about this special spinny...
02:02Dildo?
02:03Ah!
02:05Oh, it's sparkly! I love it!
02:08Oh, a spinny wand. That definitely is a Sulu thing.
02:13Do you think we should get it for her, Bing?
02:15Yes.
02:17Mmm.
02:19Mmm.
02:22And you'll need a gift bag to go with that.
02:24It's all spinny.
02:27Thank you, Flop.
02:28Thank you, Paget.
02:30Mmm.
02:30Mmm.
02:32Mmm.
02:33Sulu will love that, Bing.
02:35Mmm.
02:36Can I carry it, Flop?
02:40Sure.
02:41Thank you, Paget.
02:43Bye-see-bye.
02:43Bye, Flop.
02:44Bye, Bing.
02:45I hope Sulu's Sulu loves her birthday present.
02:48Bye.
02:51Mmm.
02:54Mmm.
02:54Mmm.
02:55Mmm.
02:55Mmm.
02:55Let's help me put the spinny wand back in the bag and go and take Sulu her present now.
03:00Honey, Bing. Let's cross now.
03:02Flop, can I see if the spinny wand's still okay?
03:06Not in the street, Bing. Let's do it when we get into the park.
03:09Okay.
03:10Well, we could do that, Bing. But it's Sulu's Sulu's birth today.
03:15Yeah. Yeah.
03:15And she's looking forward to seeing you.
03:17Ah.
03:19Yup.
03:24Don't you want to ring the bell, Bing?
03:27Mmm.
03:28Yes.
03:28Okay.
03:39Hello, Bing.
03:40It's my bear.
03:41And you're the first one here.
03:43And look what I've got.
03:46And I've got you an orange one. Here.
03:51Hello, Bing. Hello, Flop.
03:53Hello.
03:54Come on in.
03:54We've got stuff that I would want to say.
03:56But if I did, my account would get sniped.
04:00And Flop, here's one for you, too.
04:04Happy birthday, Sulu's Sulu.
04:06Ah.
04:08Ah.
04:09Ah.
04:12Oh.
04:13Do I see something for the birthday girl?
04:16Oh, it's for me.
04:18Oh, my presents.
04:21Bing chose something especially for you, Sulu's Sulu.
04:25Oh.
04:26Happy birthday, Sulu's love.
04:28Oh.
04:29It's a wand.
04:30Thank you, Bing.
04:33It's so spinny.
04:35Oh, Sulu's slull.
04:40Look what that clever bunny brought you.
04:43Oh, I love it.
04:45It.
04:47I love the spinny one, too.
04:52I wanted it.
04:55Yes.
04:56I can see that.
04:58Bing, look at Sulu.
05:02Your presents made her really happy, hasn't it?
05:06Yeah.
05:07Oh.
05:08This is my best, best, best present.
05:11Thank you, Bing.
05:12Oh, good for you, Bing Bunny.
05:15You are a mega giver.
05:19Come, you play fan.
05:22Whoa.
05:23It does use it.
05:24It does use it.
05:27I can throw it, baby.
05:28You see?
05:29Oh, I love this.
05:33You do it, Bing.
05:36Your dick prick.
05:37Yeah.
05:40I love my spinny ones.
05:45I chose it, Sulu's love, for your birth.
05:47Yay.
05:49Thank you, Bing.
05:51I still got some love deep inside of me.
05:54You don't need to lie.
05:56Hi.
05:56It was so Sulu's birth.
05:58So I chose to get a really, really good birthday present.
06:02It was a sparkly, spinny wand.
06:05And I wanted to keep it.
06:07But I had to give it to Sulu's love.
06:10Sulu's love.
06:12Love it.
06:13That's it.
06:14And she found a singly bit.
06:16Which made her even better.
06:18It's hard to give a present away when you want to keep it.
06:22But when you give it to a friend, you can still play with it sometimes.
06:26Giving a present.
06:28It's a Bing thing.
06:30Happy birthday, Sulu's love.
06:31Happy birthday, Sulu.
06:32Olha Intergeist.
06:32I put a ung sahate-sit-sl criterion.
06:33Shit.
06:33MusESG
