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00:00Hello once again everyone, this is the K2R2 or the K2 Retro Second and today I'm going
00:05to be doing my first K2R2 reaction video where I react to some YouTube videos and commentate
00:12on them.
00:13So today's target will be right back.
00:17So will be right back is technically an analog horror series about pretty much this cable
00:24company called Teleblue and Teleblue has like this AI thing called Val and it's pretty crazy.
00:34It's pretty crazy and we're going to be digging deep into this.
00:37Now I have muted the audio so that way we don't have any copyright issues or anything
00:43like that.
00:44So we're going to watch all 39 of these videos and this is going to be something.
00:51This is definitely going to be something else, oh boy.
00:55So let's dig into it and just see how crazy this series is.
01:01So we're going to start off with the first episode, Rugrats End Credits 2005, oh boy.
01:10Okay, so already off the bat it kind of looks like the text is definitely not right.
01:20It's just some random gibberish.
01:23Oh my goodness.
01:27Yeah, this is really off.
01:33What the heck?
01:35Oh boy, the music is becoming really, really, oh dear, oh dear, already I have an uneasy feeling
01:44about this.
01:45Oh boy.
01:50And look at how the text just shows up and then it just disappears.
01:58Oh my goodness.
02:01Goodness freaking gracious.
02:03Run?
02:05Why is it telling you to run?
02:09Oh frick.
02:11Oh dear.
02:18Well, this is definitely not right.
02:19That's supposed to say Nickelodeon.
02:22Oh boy.
02:33Well, at least that wasn't a jump scare.
02:36Oh boy.
02:36Okay, if that was, oh boy.
02:40And then of course we got this stupid ad.
02:43Stupid ad.
02:45Alright, so next we got Nickelodeon Cable Error 2002.
02:48And this looks like to be from an airing of Spongebob Square Pants.
03:00Alright.
03:02Looks normal to me.
03:04Nothing wrong here.
03:18Man, why is it all fun?
03:19Whoa.
03:22What the heck is it doing?
03:29What?
03:29And look at how bad this is glitching.
03:41Oh goodness.
03:49Where are the freaking credits?
03:56Oh.
03:57Oh.
03:59Okay, the kids laughing really got me there.
04:06Already this is pretty uneasy.
04:12And there was no Nickelodeon logo either.
04:21Oh my goodness.
04:23Yeah, this is really making me uneasy just seeing this.
04:26Oh.
04:29That's it?
04:32We're just going to be staring at the logo?
04:34Oh.
04:36Uh-oh.
04:40Attention, this channel is currently unavailable via the broadcaster's end.
04:43We apologize for the inconvenience.
04:45Please check again later.
04:47Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Yeah.
04:53Yeah.
04:59Oh, boy.
05:03Alright.
05:04Next, we got Nickelodeon Programming Break Error 2005.
05:17Whoa.
05:18What was that?
05:20Hold on.
05:21What the heck was that?
05:30Was that a face?
05:33That was some creepy looking face there.
05:38Oh my goodness.
05:48Dang.
05:48Dang.
05:48Dang.
05:49Dang.
05:51And why is it just black?
06:10Oh my goodness.
06:11Yeah, that's loud.
06:13Oh yeah.
06:14That was so freaking loud as balls.
06:16Oh dear.
06:17That was loud, loud, loud.
06:20Oh boy.
06:22Oh, that got me.
06:25Alright.
06:25So next up we got Nickelodeon Commercial Anomaly 2006.
06:30You know when we hear the words, we'll be right back, you know this is going to be something.
06:52Oh and it just shows the toaster, the toaster bumper.
06:55Okay.
06:55Okay.
06:55Okay.
06:55Okay.
07:00Fear of a crabby patch.
07:01I think we caught that.
07:13Okay.
07:13I think we caught that.
07:15Uh.
07:16Wow.
07:19Okay, so it appears that in this alternate universe, the creepypasta lost episodes happen
07:30to be real.
07:33Yeah, I'm sure that got all of you.
07:36I'm sure that got all of you watching.
07:38Okay, so uh, alright, so shifting from Nickelodeon to Disney Channel, we got Disney Channel Film
07:48Reel ID Rare 1988.
07:53This is only 11 seconds, but let's see.
07:56Six, five, oh boy, we're going to get a jump scare, aren't we?
08:02Oh my goodness.
08:04I think we all know what that was.
08:08Oh boy.
08:10Yeah, that one really got me.
08:13That one really got me.
08:15That one really got me there.
08:18Oh goodness.
08:22Alright, next up.
08:25Nickelodeon On Demand Error 2005.
08:32And this appears to be an on demand menu.
08:35Okay.
08:41So we're seeing quite a menu here.
08:44Teletainment, Nickelodeon.
08:46And.
08:48What the?
08:49What's this?
08:52What is this?
08:54What's this crazy text?
08:57I don't think we can decipher this one.
09:00Okay.
09:05I don't think anybody should be clicking on that.
09:10Don't click on that.
09:14Oh.
09:14And you had to click on that.
09:24Oh no.
09:27Yeah.
09:28First off, that was a really bad idea to click that text.
09:33That was a really bad idea.
09:35Right there.
09:36Okay, you got the classic Nick On Demand.
09:54Oh my goodness.
10:08Tell me none of you saw that.
10:12Don't tell me y'all saw that.
10:15It's that freaking face.
10:19Oh my freaking goodness.
10:21That was creepy.
10:21That was creepy.
10:24What in the actual heck is going on here?
10:48Oh.
10:49There's that face again.
10:54Oh.
10:55Oh.
11:10Oh my freaking goodness.
11:16Oh.
11:17my goodness
11:25oh that was scary man
11:33and how long is this teleglue thing going to be loaning for
11:47oh
11:49we'll be right back
11:53oh dear
12:06wait why is it not going back
12:13oh my goodness it's that freaking face again
12:18you stay away from me
12:19you got that you freaking face
12:21you stay away from me
12:22don't worry
12:23don't go anywhere
12:26don't move
12:31uh oh
12:33we'll be right back
12:36oh shoot
12:39oh
12:41good grief man
12:47that was scary
12:51that really got me good
12:54that really got me good
12:56that really got me good
12:59all right
13:00next up
13:01now we're shifting in the pbs kids territory
13:05we got
13:05arthur funding credits error 2001
13:08uh
13:18what's this
13:21what
13:29where are the assets
13:31there's no assets
13:37oh the kids laughing makes it creepier
13:43there's no credits either
13:49oh dear
13:50oh dear
13:53you know this is definitely not right
13:55when you got no assets
13:56and no credits
13:57and i think that's the
14:01oh
14:02we'll be right back
14:06oh darn
14:07okay here we go
14:11now this is gonna make y'all feel nostalgic
14:13probably in the wrong way
14:15pbs kids system queues work print
14:181999
14:19all right
14:20here we go
14:21okay that looked pretty normal
14:35okay that looked pretty normal
14:35wait a minute
14:51did that just cut out as soon as they said pbs kids
14:54what
14:55oh boy
14:57now we know something is definitely not right here
15:00let's take a look at that again
15:03yeah that really cut out early
15:08that was definitely an early cut out
15:11apparently
15:12okay that that was definitely not right
15:30that was definitely not right
15:32because look at this
15:35the assets like flashed right
15:37and then it just
15:38and then the assets are gone
15:41and apparently you can see we'll be right back
15:45flat
15:46oh dear
15:47yeah this is definitely not right
15:48oh dear
15:49oh boy
15:56what the heck
16:00let's have the footage cut out
16:04my goodness
16:08what happened to this part
16:10that looks really messed up
16:16what happened to the assets here
16:25what happened to the assets here
16:25what happened to the assets here
16:25what happened to the assets here
16:29man this is really uneasy
16:31oh my goodness
16:34what happened to the girl's eyes
16:36the girl is literally faceless
16:40what the frick
16:45we'll be right back
16:48wait a minute
16:54I think we just saw something
16:55hold on
16:56change the station
16:58and then the tape just cuts
17:04dang
17:07that was freaking nuts
17:11alright next we got
17:15Teleblue Cable UI 1991
17:17okay and we're seeing a UI here
17:47imagine if this service was a real thing
17:51that'd be scary
17:52Yusuf K
17:57where's he going
17:58oh
17:59this is beta features
18:02Telefreak
18:03what is this
18:08Magneal Brain Frequency Reader
18:11deemed safe
18:14oh boy
18:17so apparently this thing
18:18can actually read our brains
18:20maybe this explains
18:24why all the horrific stuff
18:25was going on
18:26in these anomalies
18:27because of this
18:29this thing happens
18:32to know more about you
18:34what the
18:42don't tell me
18:44that's that face
18:45error code
18:49627
18:50oh dear
18:51yeah that's crazy
18:55so apparently
18:58from what I can gather
19:02it looks like
19:04Teleblue
19:05Teleblue's broadcasts
19:08can read your mind
19:10that's freaking scary
19:13imagine if a cable service
19:15really did that
19:16oh boy
19:17there would be
19:19lots of complaints
19:20and lawsuits
19:21that is nuts
19:26alright next up
19:29Nickelodeon
19:30rebrand pitch
19:321984
19:33low quality
19:34okay
19:45well this looks
19:47pretty tame
19:48right
19:48Nickelodeon
19:50has seen
19:51moderate success
19:52in yesteryear
19:53but the financial
19:55losses
19:55from this year
19:56alone
19:56will not be
19:57enough
19:58to suffice
19:58keeping
19:59the network
20:01operating
20:02that is not
20:03without a complete
20:04different marketing
20:04approach
20:05so we at
20:06Fred Allen Inc
20:06are very honored
20:07to be in charge
20:08of completing
20:08such a task
20:09our research team
20:10has worked
20:11very hard
20:11to understand
20:12what made your
20:12network stick out
20:13from the rest
20:14of cable television
20:15and crafted
20:16and crafted
20:16a rebrand
20:16plan
20:17that we believe
20:17will make
20:18those differences
20:18more prominent
20:19okay
20:22so this must
20:29be how
20:29the um
20:30the classic
20:32Nickelodeon logo
20:33came to be
20:33right
20:35the base
20:44logo will have
20:45three constant
20:45elements
20:45an orange base
20:46white text
20:47variety of shapes
20:49the logo's text
20:52will utilize
20:52the font
20:53balloon
20:54okay
20:57the color palette
20:59is as follows
21:00very basic
21:03logo examples
21:05okay
21:05you got the
21:06splat
21:06the foot
21:07the computer
21:09the alligator
21:10I think
21:11the cactus
21:11the handprint
21:13the boat
21:14the burger
21:16yeah this is
21:27actually pretty
21:28interesting
21:28for on-air
21:31television
21:31uh-oh
21:33McNeilco
21:34and now we're
21:39back into
21:39Nickelodeon
21:40territory
21:40once again
21:41Red Mist
21:42Anomaly
21:432008
21:44Nicktoons
21:57oh dear
21:58I
22:02I
22:02I literally
22:06caught that
22:07yeah the
22:10character's eyes
22:10were like
22:11eyeless
22:12Spongebob
22:21oh dear
22:22oh dear
22:25what is all
22:32this
22:32season four
22:38fear of a
22:39fear of a
22:39cry
22:39daddy
22:40oh
22:57oh
23:01oh
23:08oh
23:08dang
23:08that face
23:13is Squidward
23:14what the heck
23:18happened to the
23:19credits here
23:20oh
23:29oh
23:29oh
23:29oh
23:29oh
23:31that got me
23:32it's that
23:33freaking face
23:34again
23:34Squidward
23:38oh no
23:39now it changed
23:40so instead of
23:41fear of a
23:41Krabby Patty
23:42it says
23:42Squidward
23:43RM
23:43which is
23:44Red Mist
23:45output
23:46generated
23:47by
23:47Telefreak
23:48oh
23:54my
23:55freaking
23:56goodness
23:56and he's
24:03all say
24:04unavailable
24:04oh my
24:10goodness
24:10now
24:12everything's
24:12glitching
24:15failed to
24:19launch
24:19we'll be
24:19right back
24:20protocol
24:21please restart
24:22your Teleblue
24:23box
24:23if problem
24:24persists
24:25oh my
24:27goodness
24:27so it
24:30failed to
24:30launch the
24:31protocol
24:31dang
24:32what are
24:35those numbers
24:36what are
24:39those numbers
24:39that flashed
24:40on screen
24:40okay
24:46now
24:46this
24:46I think
24:46we can
24:47play
24:47some
24:47audio
24:48of
24:48so
24:49allow
24:50me
24:50to
24:50turn
24:50the
24:50audio
24:51up
24:51all
24:54right
24:55evidence
24:57capture
24:572003
24:58back
25:16door
25:16open
25:17second
25:17door
25:18on
25:18Let's go.
25:48Let's go.
26:18Oh, so this is an FBI case.
26:43Okay.
26:46Evidence capture, 25-0.
26:51Phone call recording donated by an anonymous associate of McNeil Town.
26:57Suspatch.
26:58Donovan McNeil.
27:01Gabriel.
27:02Oh dear, that's a little loud.
27:15Let's turn it down.
27:16Your call is very important to us.
27:27Please stay on the line and you'll be sent.
27:29Mr. McNeil.
27:30Son, it's Gabe.
27:32Gabriel, my friend.
27:33Cut the formality, Son.
27:36We got another lawsuit threat.
27:38Another lawsuit threat?
27:40Oh dear.
27:42Oh boy.
27:44Mr. McNeil, you are screwed, buddy.
27:49Another lawsuit threat?
27:52Oh boy.
27:53You're screwed, man.
27:54You're screwed.
27:55Second one this week.
27:58You said it's releasing a patch for the cable boxes at midnight.
28:01We're going to have to temporarily disable the tele-calvoration.
28:05Who got her this time?
28:07It was a third-rate girl.
28:09She was watching the program.
28:10Something about a monster she's seeing in her nightmares.
28:14She's had a seizure.
28:15No fire can't read up one.
28:17Dang.
28:18That's crazy.
28:20I have to check.
28:21Whatever they ask, as long as it's within reason.
28:25I sympathize.
28:26If you truly sympathize, you do some proper testing before shoving experimental tech in cable boxes.
28:32Gabriel, this isn't a private line.
28:35Please.
28:37I'll call you from a pay phone.
28:42End of recording.
28:45Wow.
28:50Just wow.
28:55And notice how dodgy he was acting there.
29:04Like, just...
29:07Man, another lawsuit threat.
29:10That is crazy.
29:11How many more lawsuits did Teleblue even get?
29:21Alright, next up.
29:23The Dawn is Your Enemy.
29:24Final 2010 broadcast.
29:32Okay, this must be from an Adult Swim show.
29:35Because, of course, it's an Adult Swim airing.
29:36Okay.
29:41Oh, my goodness.
29:48What is this?
29:54That music is very freaking eerie.
29:57I'll tell you that now.
29:58What?
30:09Those eyes.
30:20Oh.
30:23Did...
30:23Did the eyeballs just move?
30:25Oh.
30:25Oh.
30:25Oh.
30:25Oh.
30:25Oh.
30:25Oh.
30:26Oh.
30:26Wait a minute.
30:31Why are they moving?
30:33No.
30:34No.
30:35No.
30:38Uh-oh.
30:39Now it's looking at us.
30:42It's looking at the viewer.
30:42Oh, my freaking goodness.
30:55Why is the picture...
30:56Whoa.
30:57Did...
30:57Did that just wink?
31:00Did...
31:01Don't tell me.
31:04Did...
31:05Was that a wink there?
31:07That was.
31:09That was.
31:16Oh, my goodness.
31:17Oh, my goodness.
31:20That was creepy.
31:23Like, okay.
31:23It wasn't jump scare creepy.
31:25But, like, that was still creepy nonetheless.
31:26Oh, darn ads.
31:39Okay.
31:40Let me try refreshing.
31:42All right.
31:43Next up.
31:45Simpsons Anomaly 2009.
31:47Now, this is gonna be something.
31:50Something tells me I know what this is.
31:53I think we all know what this is.
31:55So, here we go.
32:05All right.
32:06So, um, I'm sending this video to you folks over at Teleblue.
32:10Uh, both Teleblue and Fox.
32:12Because my teenage son came across an incredibly vile episode of The Simpsons.
32:17An incredibly vile episode of The Simpsons.
32:20Oh, no.
32:22Oh, I think we all know what this is.
32:28Uh, one that was not mentioned on TV Guide either.
32:31I have no idea if this was some sick hijacking or what, but I was able to capture some VBR footage
32:37of the tail end.
32:39Uh, the back of the cable box said to call a phone number in case of malfunction or whatnot.
32:43And the representative told me to film whatever I could and send the tape to their, uh, control apartment.
32:57Look at how the credits are.
32:59What the frick is that?
33:20Oh, my goodness.
33:28Homer, Marge, and Lisa, they just...
33:31Oh, my goodness.
33:35They just look dead.
33:41That's freaking scary.
33:43And what happened to the logo?
33:58That's supposed to say Gracie Films.
34:00And that was low-pitched.
34:03That wasn't normal.
34:05Man, where...
34:11I, I, I can tell...
34:12Oh, man.
34:14That, that was not only concerning, but that was freaking scary.
34:25So, my teenage son said the episode was very similar to what he read online.
34:29Very similar to what he read online.
34:35Like a ghost story on some website.
34:38Uh, this matches whatever we read.
34:40I believe the FCC should get involved immediately.
34:43Uh, this, this is not appropriate, neither for my son, or even the rest of the family.
34:49It is far past the grief's behavior, especially for a premium cable service like Pelblue.
34:54Uh, it's been a customer for over seven years, and this is, this is enough to make me reconsider
34:59where my money goes.
35:01Yeah, gonna have to agree with you right there, sir.
35:06Gonna have to agree with you right there.
35:08That was crazy.
35:11Especially seeing the Simpsons characters look like that.
35:14Oh, boy.
35:15Yeah, that, that is definitely gonna warrant some freaking complaint right there.
35:20That really ought to warrant a complaint.
35:23No joke.
35:25Just, wow.
35:27Okay, next up, we got Barney Closing Anomaly 1997.
35:36And this looks like this is taken from an airing of, well, Barney.
35:39So.
35:43Frickin' pedophile dinosaur.
35:44Wait a minute.
35:55Did that just cut?
36:02There is no way that just cut like that.
36:08There is no way that just cut like that.
36:10And there's no credits or anything.
36:15Like, there's no assets.
36:18Just to top us all off.
36:23Where are the logos?
36:31There's literally no logos.
36:33Wait a minute.
36:40I caught that.
36:41I caught that.
36:43I fricking caught that.
36:45That said, we'll be right back.
36:47And definitely no assets there.
36:59Oh!
37:00The following channels are currently experiencing an outage.
37:05May 3rd, 1997.
37:07I guess those are PBS stations.
37:13Teleblue Communications are currently investigating the issue.
37:16Do not disconnect the power supply of the cable box or television.
37:19Oh.
37:31That.
37:33That was definitely something else.
37:36I'll tell you that.
37:38Like, there is no way a broadcast could cut like that.
37:43And then go to the credits early.
37:45And then just.
37:47This really blows my mind.
37:49This really blows my mind.
37:54All right.
37:54Next up.
37:55Internal Telefreak Test, 1988.
38:03All right.
38:04All right.
38:19Okay.
38:36Okay.
38:37Okay.
38:38This is their narrowing of Looney Towns.
38:39Looks like I cut from there.
38:51Where's the Telefreak Test?
38:59Wait a minute.
39:00Why are we going to cut the wire for?
39:03Oh, dear.
39:03Don't cut it.
39:05Oh, and you cut it.
39:08Uh-oh.
39:08Not good.
39:09Not good.
39:09What are those weird peeps?
39:15What are those weird peeps?
39:21Nickelodeon.
39:32Queuing preset commercials.
39:35Well, okay.
39:47At least it wasn't that scary.
39:49I'll give it that.
39:50That was crazy.
39:51Still.
39:52Like.
39:53Like.
39:54This person.
39:55Whoever that was.
39:56Cut the wire.
39:58And then it just.
40:00Did that.
40:02Yeah.
40:05Like.
40:06How can you cut the wire?
40:08And yet the.
40:11I can't tell if that was a cable box or whatever.
40:13Just.
40:14Did that.
40:18Man.
40:20Technology was really crazy back then.
40:22When it comes to this alternate universe.
40:24Huh.
40:24All right.
40:26Next we got.
40:27Teleblue.
40:27Cable navigation.
40:282003.
40:34And.
40:34Beavis and butthead.
40:38That's a classic.
40:39That's a classic.
40:39I mean.
40:56Everything seems normal.
40:57so this must be a pre-release of the ui okay on demand
41:27okay goes the channel guide
41:57weather calendar okay so this thing has access to weather and calendar telonews
42:27electric blue now on channel 344 tetris now on telegames
42:35good burger now on telete- whoa
42:40it's that freaking face again
42:45oh that jump scare really get that jump scare ought to get you real good
42:56i'm telling you right now
42:58all right next up teleblue sneak peek beta 2003
43:07and we can already tell what this is going to be
43:13see new tv content before anyone else thanks for being an early ambassador
43:22choose a network and it looks like we got four options here we got cartoon
43:28network boomerang toon disney nickelodeon
43:52so it must be loading the uh the sneak peek
44:03welcome to the future
44:06okay this was not in 2003
44:15that's the city era that was not in 2003
44:19are you actually telling me
44:24that teleblue can predict the future too
44:29okay so not only can teleblue read your mind
44:35and do all these crazy anomalies
44:38it can also predict the future
44:41that that
44:48this is definitely interesting
44:52that this is definitely very interesting
45:06like could you imagine if a cable service is really
45:13like imagine if your cable service or satellite provider actually predicted the future
45:19and does what teleblue freaking did there with that
45:23with this whole sneak peek thing
45:25that would be freaking nuts
45:28yeah this is definitely not in 2003
45:36i'll tell you that
45:37this service can actually predict the future
45:42that is freaking not only insane
45:44just wow
45:51wow
45:58but it still doesn't change the fact
46:02if this was a real service
46:04that that would be creepy
46:05given all the crazy anomalies and stuff like that
46:10and this is a beta of their sneak peek feature
46:19was this also a highlight of teleblue
46:26the boomerang rebrand from 2013
46:34no not 2013
46:382015 or something
46:39i don't know
46:39i don't remember okay
46:42so remind me in the comments of when this rebrand happened
46:49okay
46:50okay
46:51nickelodeon oh boy
47:05if this means we'd be watching iCarly early in 2003
47:12imagine watching modern nickelodeon shows in 2003
47:24oh boy
47:26oh freaking boy
47:32this thing can actually predict the future
47:50that is like
47:51wow
47:53like i don't know if i should be amazed or freaked out
48:02that he can do that
48:04oh there's the beeps and boops again
48:10an unknown error occurred
48:13please restart your teleblue box
48:15oh
48:15and as you saw in nexus
48:23pbs kids funding error 2002
48:25so let's take a look
48:26so this must be from the end of dragon tales
48:29you know i remember that show when i was a kid
48:32dragon tales dragon tales
48:35dragon tales
48:40this looks normal but
48:51whoa
48:52yeah that freaking face again
48:57there seems to be no narrator in this fruit loops ad
49:03okay
49:16and add for kellogg's frosted flakes
49:18what the frick just happened
49:30that literally just froze
49:35what
49:40uh oh
49:41uh oh
49:43no assets
49:44what the frick happened to the assets there
49:49that was really freaky
49:57like it goes from being normal
50:00to just freaking
50:01just no assets
50:04just no assets
50:05whatsoever
50:06all right
50:09disney channel sign off and crawl
50:11in 1987
50:12this is from the old disney channel
50:16this is not the disney channel
50:18of today
50:19this is the
50:20disney channel of yesteryear
50:21all right
50:27of course the color turned black and white
50:31as we were watching this
50:33uh
50:53who
50:59caught me off guard
51:02yeah
51:02the disney channel
51:05disney's our channel
51:06now on teleblue and mcneil tech division
51:09catch house at poo corner
51:13i can't tell what that says
51:22join dumbo circus
51:23okay yeah
51:24that's what it says
51:25join dumbo circus
51:26the mass vigilante
51:31ah
51:31zorro
51:32the mass vigilante himself
51:39mousercise
51:41and i'm guessing that's
51:44exercise with mickey mouse
51:46walt disney pretend
51:51presents
51:52explore the wonderful world of disney
51:54all right
52:08next is
52:09telefreak help section
52:102003
52:11and well
52:12i don't think there's anything copyright related here so
52:16we can watch this
52:18welcome to the teleblue help channel
52:29please select one of these options using your cable remote control device
52:32the telafreak enhancement service is a proprietary set of algorithms exclusive to mcneil technologies
52:49The Telefreak Enhancement Service is a proprietary set of algorithms exclusive to MacNeil Technologies.
52:55Telefreak stands for Teleblue Frequencies,
52:57as our patented cable boxes communicate with our MassHive Mind Server to provide the most optimal viewing experience.
53:04Whether you enjoy cartoons, family sitcoms, or intense action movies,
53:08Telefreak caters to the utmost desired and optimal viewing experience to each Teleblue subscriber,
53:14no matter what your interest is.
53:16The way it works is revolutionary, yet incredibly simple.
53:19Telefreak studies the viewer's taste in broadcasts, utilizing Conscious Telementary to send data back to our control servers.
53:30From there, your data is fed through a vast series of algorithms outputting of a unique broadcast specific to your own cable feed.
53:37Examples range from happier preferred endings in place of grimmer original endings,
53:41entire content overhauls, or even small details like color changes or voice tweaks.
53:46Each broadcast is special to you, the viewer.
53:51Uh, I really think there's something really wrong with that.
53:57So, it's literally every broadcast is personalized.
54:03That is freaking very freaky.
54:07That is a very freaky thing.
54:09I'm going to tell you that right now.
54:10That's very freaky.
54:11We guarantee satisfaction for your subscription.
54:14It's completely free.
54:16Warning, we cannot disclose what data and or other personal information are utilized in our Telefreak service algorithms.
54:20However, we can guarantee that your data will not be shared or sold for profit to data brokers associated with MacNeil Tech.
54:24For more information, please refer to the initial waiver you signed upon subscribing,
54:26or call the provided number on screen to request data removal.
54:28It should be noted that you also must have valid legal backing to complete a removal request.
54:31Uh, welcome to the Teleblue help channel.
54:39Please select one of the...
54:40Uh, wow.
54:46Well, now we know how this whole Teleblue thing works.
54:52Well, so far, so far this is very, very freaking scary.
54:59Okay, I'll tell you that right now.
55:01Those really got me pretty good.
55:04But you see, this is just part one.
55:07So, tune in for part two, and we're going to watch more.
55:11I'm the K2R2, and I'll see you guys next time.
55:13God bless, and I'll see you guys in part two.
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