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00:01:30Duffer, you haven't answered me.
00:01:57I came back because I'm an orphan and this is where I belong.
00:02:01You're sure?
00:02:02Of course I'm sure. I'm just making a lot of trouble for Popsie.
00:02:05I mean, Mr. Henry. He's got enough to take care of.
00:02:08I should think so. What with your sister Shelly, Mrs. Creedle, your Uncle Bud.
00:02:12And a dog and a parrot.
00:02:14And heaven knows what other strays he may have picked up since I saw him last.
00:02:17Hello, Father. I was just passing by and I thought I'd drop in.
00:02:24Well, you're always welcome here, Mr. Henry.
00:02:26Well, look who's here. The little runaway kid.
00:02:29He thinks it makes a difference to me because Mrs. Creedle's in a sanatorium.
00:02:33As if I needed her in the first place.
00:02:35I was only trying to help her father because she was hitting a bottle, you know.
00:02:38Gave old Mrs. Creedle a new life, Mr. Henry.
00:02:41Yes. I was keeping the house for her.
00:02:43Doing everything like that because she can't see so good.
00:02:46Yes, I know.
00:02:47I still keep house.
00:02:49I wash the dishes and I clean up the floors and I scrub everything and I work very hard.
00:02:54But any son that don't want me to be my son, he doesn't have to be.
00:02:57I mean, I could go around and pick out all the orphans and take my pick doing it, too.
00:03:02I can get anybody I want.
00:03:05I could.
00:03:07Gee, Popsie, I'm sorry.
00:03:09I don't want to leave you.
00:03:16Duffer, don't you ever get the impression that I can't do without you?
00:03:20Because, well, well, because...
00:03:23You don't have to talk like that, Popsie.
00:03:25We belong together.
00:03:27We sure do.
00:03:28And listen, Duffer, we'll get Mrs. Creedle back out of the sanatorium,
00:03:32put her in her old rocking chair,
00:03:34and I got my eye on a sweet little baby sister for you.
00:03:38That's what I like about our family.
00:03:40It keeps getting bigger all the time.
00:03:45Pardon us, Father.
00:03:46Come on, Lou, hurry up.
00:03:47Here, here.
00:03:48What's up?
00:03:49Plenty.
00:03:50Now, who's watching Kiddy Land?
00:03:51Certainly not you.
00:03:52You ran out.
00:03:52What are you doing here?
00:03:53Now, don't start asking questions.
00:03:54Why shouldn't I?
00:03:55Now, that's a question.
00:03:56What's a question?
00:03:57Now, that's another question.
00:03:58Now, we're just wasting our time.
00:04:00I give up a promising career just to be his partner.
00:04:02You're talking about promise.
00:04:03You promise to quit gambling and pay all your debts.
00:04:05That's the only reason why I brought him in with me, Father.
00:04:07Just so he could pay the $20,000 that he owes to the bookies.
00:04:10Lou!
00:04:11You say that to the father?
00:04:13You know I wouldn't gamble on a sure thing.
00:04:16Oh, yeah?
00:04:16You want to bet?
00:04:17No.
00:04:17Hey, come on.
00:04:18Wait a minute.
00:04:19You haven't told me what's wrong.
00:04:20Everything is wrong, and it's all your fault.
00:04:22Why is it my fault?
00:04:23I'm not even there.
00:04:24When you're not there, it's all wrong.
00:04:26Now, come on.
00:04:27Maybe we can beat the cops.
00:04:28The cops?
00:04:28What are they doing there?
00:04:30More questions, questions, questions.
00:04:32Pardon us, Father.
00:04:33We'll see you later.
00:04:33Come on.
00:04:34We've got things to do.
00:04:35Hurry.
00:04:36Now, that's my Uncle Bud.
00:04:39Another in the long list of your father's charities.
00:04:43Well, I like him whatever he is.
00:04:44After all, he is one of the family.
00:04:46Hey, Duffer?
00:04:46Please, I'm a doctor.
00:05:06I'm a doctor.
00:05:07Handbag, mister.
00:05:07Help is on the way.
00:05:08I'm help.
00:05:09Your kids are all right, mister.
00:05:10Help.
00:05:10Now, beat him before I run you in.
00:05:12He's the engineer officer.
00:05:13Let him in.
00:05:13Well, why didn't you say so, mister?
00:05:15Help.
00:05:16What's he calling him, Mr. Help for?
00:05:18Get in there and do something.
00:05:22Stop that thing before somebody is killed.
00:05:27Stop this thing.
00:05:29No, that won't do.
00:05:30I tried that.
00:05:31That won't do it now.
00:05:32What are you going to do?
00:05:34That thing won't work.
00:05:35I'm going to fix it.
00:05:36Go ahead.
00:05:36Is that all there was to it?
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:47Why, you dirty...
00:05:48What?
00:05:49You...
00:05:50You're my friend.
00:05:52Remind me never to talk to you again.
00:05:53Hey, what are you mad about?
00:06:09Can I help it if it didn't take any brains to fix it?
00:06:11If it took any brains, would I need you?
00:06:12I don't know.
00:06:13What do you mean you don't know?
00:06:15If it took any brains, I could have done it myself.
00:06:16Right?
00:06:17Now, wait a minute.
00:06:18That's right.
00:06:18But wait a minute.
00:06:19I mean, after all, Duffer ran away.
00:06:20I had to get him back.
00:06:21And that's another thing.
00:06:22I want you to tell a girlfriend of yours from the welfare board
00:06:25to stay away from this place during business hours.
00:06:28My girlfriend?
00:06:29Why, that old dishmock?
00:06:31Now, listen.
00:06:31I'm not interested in your petty quarrel.
00:06:33Petty quarrels?
00:06:34There's nothing petty about this quarrel.
00:06:36I'd like to crack her one.
00:06:38Do you know what she's trying to do?
00:06:38I don't know.
00:06:39She's trying to take the kids away from me.
00:06:41She thinks that I can't take care of the kids
00:06:43and run a business at the same time.
00:06:45I'll vouch for that one.
00:06:46What are you saying?
00:06:47Oh, I'm sorry.
00:06:49I'm sorry.
00:06:49Is there anything I can do to help her?
00:06:51Yes, yes.
00:06:52You can do plenty.
00:06:53Now, listen.
00:06:53When Miss Mayberry comes along,
00:06:55that's a tall, skinny dame from the welfare board.
00:06:57Yeah.
00:06:57When she comes along,
00:06:58you tell her I'm home taking care of the kids.
00:06:59Why don't you tell her yourself?
00:07:01How can I tell her I'm taking care of the kids
00:07:02if I'm here?
00:07:03She's here, too.
00:07:05She's here?
00:07:06Coming this way.
00:07:11Well, I've got to get out of here.
00:07:12Take it easy.
00:07:13Boogie, boogie.
00:07:15Shh.
00:07:15Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie.
00:07:16Shh.
00:07:17Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie.
00:07:18Why don't you cut it out?
00:07:19Don't stop it.
00:07:21Hi, alligator.
00:07:21What's the scam, man?
00:07:23Don't alligator.
00:07:24Don't give me that scam.
00:07:25I'll tell your Uncle Bud on you.
00:07:27Don't tell him, man.
00:07:28He's a square.
00:07:29Be you crazy, Mr. Henry, Mr. Henry.
00:07:31Yeah!
00:07:32Ah!
00:07:32Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie.
00:07:36Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie.
00:07:39Now, listen, you stop that ugly boogling me
00:07:42and stay away from Shelly.
00:07:44Oh, that's Shelly.
00:07:46There's a dish.
00:07:47Real cool, man.
00:07:49I say real cool and drooly.
00:07:51I say, man, she's got it.
00:07:53And she's gonna keep it.
00:07:55You stay away from her.
00:07:56She has real musical talent.
00:07:59And I don't want to catch you teaching her that hoogly, boogly, doogly.
00:08:02That's bop, man.
00:08:03Beely, bop, bop.
00:08:05You're gonna get bopped.
00:08:07Have you tried reaching him at home, Miss Mayberry?
00:08:10Every time I go there, he barricades the door.
00:08:13Now, I know he's around here somewhere.
00:08:14I intend to stay right here until I talk to him.
00:08:18Don't you dig rhythm and blues, Mr. Henry.
00:08:20Me and Shelly cut a platter yesterday that'll rock you.
00:08:23Don't rock me.
00:08:25Now, shut up.
00:08:26I got it right here.
00:08:27I can play it for you.
00:08:30Shut up.
00:08:37What do I have to do
00:08:45To make a hit with you
00:08:48You gotta dance with me, Henry
00:08:50Why, that's loud.
00:08:51It is?
00:08:53Hurrah, you stupid little boy
00:08:55Can I break the toll you that I don't like the record?
00:08:57If I ever get my hands on it, I'll break it.
00:08:59It's crazy, man, crazy.
00:09:01Crazy, crazy, crazy.
00:09:02You better start stollin'
00:09:06He said, what on earth was that?
00:09:09I didn't hear anything.
00:09:10So you better get with it
00:09:11Oh!
00:09:18Oh, hello, Miss Mayberry.
00:09:20What a surprise.
00:09:21Welcome to Kiddyland.
00:09:22What are you doing to that boy?
00:09:23Sitting on him.
00:09:24Did it ever occur to you that you might be hurting him?
00:09:27It occurs to me all the time.
00:09:29I've never witnessed such brutality.
00:09:30Not in all my years.
00:09:31Wow, that's a long time.
00:09:33What was that?
00:09:34I mean, don't get excited.
00:09:35I mean, after all, this boy is a personal nephew to my partner, Bud.
00:09:39Is that right, Bud?
00:09:39Yeah, I'd let him sit on Ernie all the time.
00:09:42Well, it's a disgrace.
00:09:43Such lack of dignity.
00:09:44And that letter you wrote the district attorney,
00:09:46calling me a flannel-eared floozy.
00:09:48I didn't know your name at the time.
00:09:50Well, you'll know it before I'm through, Mr. Henry.
00:09:53And you'll never forget it.
00:09:54I have here a court order,
00:09:56giving me permission to inspect your household
00:09:58for its environmental influence on your wards.
00:10:00You're welcome to inspect my house any time.
00:10:05Any old time.
00:10:06With furniture blocking the door, as always.
00:10:09With no furniture blocking the door,
00:10:11my family has got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:10:13Very well, Mr. Henry.
00:10:14I'll be at your home tonight at 6 o'clock sharp.
00:10:17At which time we shall see what we shall see.
00:10:21We shall see.
00:10:22We shall see.
00:10:24I'd like to check her family.
00:10:25I bet you could shake them out of a tree.
00:10:26Hey, can I get up now?
00:10:29Oh.
00:10:30Oh, sure.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:44Hit it, Shelly!
00:10:50She made it.
00:10:51She made it.
00:11:21She made it.
00:11:38She made it.
00:11:45She made it.
00:11:46Oh, you're a doll.
00:12:00Popsy, you're my inspiration.
00:12:02Oh, baby, if they don't let me alone, I'd inspire you right into La Scala.
00:12:07Not to let that welfare board worry you.
00:12:09Duffer's back and he understands the situation better.
00:12:11Nothing short of dynamite could pry us away from you.
00:12:13Oh, sweetie, you don't notice Miss Mayberry.
00:12:16This is a real bomb.
00:12:18She's on the front right now with her fuse sputtering.
00:12:20So that's why you sneaked in the back way.
00:12:22That's right.
00:12:22Let this go.
00:12:23Come on.
00:12:24Come on, come on.
00:12:34Duffer!
00:12:36Shelly, when Miss Mayberry comes tonight,
00:12:38will you play the record for her that you made over at Kiddyland?
00:12:40Oh, Popsy, do I have to?
00:12:42Oh, yeah, honey, it was so pretty.
00:12:44Hey, door face, come here.
00:12:45I want to talk to you, too.
00:12:46I want you to take a nice bath and take off all the fleas.
00:12:48Now, go!
00:12:49Go!
00:12:50Go!
00:12:51What's up, Popsy?
00:12:52You've got to put on a show for that female bloodhound, Miss Mayberry.
00:12:55Yeah, in about 15 minutes, she's going to be leaning on a doorbell.
00:12:58Here's what I want you to do, Duffer.
00:12:59Run upstairs, comb your hair, wash your face, and have a big smile on her.
00:13:02Will that sourpuss around?
00:13:04Quiet.
00:13:05Now, come on.
00:13:05You've got to make like a typical happy family spending a quiet evening at home.
00:13:09What does a typical contented family do?
00:13:12Don't ask me.
00:13:12I'm new at this game.
00:13:13We could sing Christmas carols.
00:13:14In April?
00:13:15Hey, how about some Parcheesi?
00:13:17I'll get the board.
00:13:18Wait a minute.
00:13:18Now, listen, kids.
00:13:19This is real important.
00:13:21This house has got to be really cleaned.
00:13:23I want a spick and span, and I don't want anything laying around.
00:13:26Popsy!
00:13:27I'll get the kitchen straightened up.
00:13:28Yeah, look, darling.
00:13:29When you clean up the kitchen, watch Miss Greedle's empty bottles.
00:13:31You know how she used to hide them.
00:13:32I'll get rid of these comic magazines.
00:13:34Duffer!
00:13:35Wait a minute, Duffer.
00:13:36Listen, don't lose those books.
00:13:37I'm not through at them yet.
00:13:38Okay, Popsy.
00:13:39Righto.
00:13:40Oh, that miserable Mayberry.
00:13:45Oh, pipe down, bird brain.
00:13:47It won't be long.
00:13:48Popsy, hold still.
00:13:49That's tight.
00:13:51Popsy!
00:13:52Popsy!
00:13:53I couldn't find the Parcheesi board, but I found the dice.
00:13:56Now, what am I...
00:13:57Oh, dog face.
00:14:05Miss Greedle, she can hide more bottles.
00:14:07Come on, dog face.
00:14:08Popsy, I found one in the bookcase this morning.
00:14:10They're all over.
00:14:12Now, you stay in there, dog face.
00:14:14Now, listen, kids.
00:14:16This is it.
00:14:16Now, we've got to get set.
00:14:17We've got to have a nice family.
00:14:21Oh, let me see.
00:14:22Sure.
00:14:23She's a couple of minutes early.
00:14:24Now, come on.
00:14:24Let's get set, please.
00:14:25Now, this is it.
00:14:26I don't want to lose you kids.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28Get that.
00:14:34Come in.
00:14:36Door is open.
00:14:45Well, where's the photographer?
00:14:46Oh, it's you.
00:14:47We were expecting Miss Mayberry.
00:14:49Well, that's fine.
00:14:50You're expecting a social evening,
00:14:52and I'm on the brink of disaster.
00:14:53What's wrong, Uncle Bud?
00:14:54Honey, you are now looking at a shattered man and a ruined life.
00:14:58Uncle Bud, if you've been gambling again.
00:15:02No, I haven't been gambling again.
00:15:04I can't even pay what I owe, and that's sad.
00:15:06Wait a minute.
00:15:07We've been paying him $25 a week.
00:15:09That ain't tin.
00:15:09Big Frank wants the rest or else.
00:15:12Or else what?
00:15:13Or else I'm a dead duck.
00:15:14You mean they'd kill you?
00:15:16Dead?
00:15:17Worse.
00:15:17They'd make me do the dirty work for them.
00:15:20They can't make you do a thing.
00:15:21You don't know these babies.
00:15:23They're in every illegitimate racket in this town.
00:15:26Remember the first national bank robbery?
00:15:28Wait a minute.
00:15:29They want you to rob a bank?
00:15:31Practically.
00:15:32They're loaded with hot money.
00:15:33Mark money.
00:15:34They've got to get it out of town, and they want me to be their cat's paw.
00:15:37Oh, no.
00:15:38Oh, no.
00:15:39I'm going to get on that phone and call the cops.
00:15:41Wait a minute.
00:15:41Do you know what they do to squealers?
00:15:42I don't care what they do to squealers.
00:15:44They shoot them.
00:15:45They shoot them down like dogs.
00:15:46They stuff them in a barrel of cement and throw them right in the ocean.
00:15:48Wrong number.
00:15:50Look, Lou.
00:15:51You've got to loan me $10,000.
00:15:52I haven't got $10,000.
00:15:55Can't you put a mortgage on kiddie land?
00:15:56There's two mortgages on it now.
00:15:58Uh-oh.
00:15:58No, I'm sorry.
00:15:59I told them to meet me here.
00:16:01Wait a minute.
00:16:02You told the gangsters you're going to meet them here?
00:16:04Buddy boy.
00:16:05Miss Mayberry's on the outside.
00:16:06Uh-oh.
00:16:08Look, I'll try and locate them and keep them away from here.
00:16:13I'll have to work this thing out myself.
00:16:16Thanks a lot.
00:16:17So long, kiddies.
00:16:18Bye, Uncle Bud.
00:16:19Bye.
00:16:26Popsy, I could give Uncle Bud my piggy bank.
00:16:29Oh, that's very sweet of you, Duffer.
00:16:31Thanks.
00:16:32Popsy, what's Uncle Bud going to do?
00:16:33I don't know, Shelley.
00:16:34But I know Uncle Bud.
00:16:35He's pretty smart.
00:16:36He'll get out of it.
00:16:38Oh, Miss Mayberry.
00:16:41Now, look.
00:16:41We've got to make this like a real happy home.
00:16:43Come in, Miss Mayberry.
00:16:44The door is open.
00:16:59Oh, hello, Miss Mayberry.
00:17:00What a surprise.
00:17:01This is a typical evening at home.
00:17:04Children, say hello to Miss Mayberry.
00:17:07Hello, Miss Mayberry.
00:17:09Hello.
00:17:10I always liked Popsy's cigars.
00:17:18Popsy?
00:17:19He's not your father.
00:17:20He's not fit to be anybody's father if you ask me.
00:17:22Well, nobody asked him.
00:17:23Kelly, you get some coffee for Miss Mayberry.
00:17:26Okay, Popsy.
00:17:32Would you care to sit down?
00:17:37May I have your overcoat?
00:17:40And your umbrella?
00:17:42How about the cigar?
00:17:42Oh, yeah.
00:17:47Excuse me.
00:18:00Excuse me.
00:18:01Excuse me.
00:18:01Uh, yes, sir?
00:18:06Are you Bud Flick's partner?
00:18:08Huh?
00:18:08He asked us to meet him here.
00:18:10Oh, you must meet the fellas he was expecting about the barrel, the barrel of cement.
00:18:13You've got to get out of here.
00:18:14Hold it, shorty.
00:18:15Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:18:16Now, look, he's not here, but when he gets the money, he'll give it to you.
00:18:19Too bad, but he and us will work it out some way.
00:18:22Now, look, Bud's a very honest man.
00:18:24He'll give it to you.
00:18:25Honest men pay off.
00:18:27Where's your phone?
00:18:28Now, listen, don't give me any more guff.
00:18:31I don't have to stand here and take that.
00:18:32And as far as the phone goes, it's right over here.
00:18:39Um, I would like to have you meet a couple of friends of mine.
00:18:43Uh, this Mr., uh...
00:18:45Just call me Mushy.
00:18:46And I'm Dutch.
00:18:47Miss Mayberry.
00:18:48Slick chick?
00:18:49Pretty, too.
00:18:50You guys been drinking?
00:18:51Go right ahead, Mr. Henry.
00:18:52I'm writing all of this down.
00:18:53Oh, you don't have the right spirit.
00:18:55This is a happy family.
00:18:57Ha!
00:18:57Oh, my.
00:18:59Hello, Sam.
00:19:00This is Mushy.
00:19:02I missed the last race.
00:19:03Give me the results.
00:19:06What's that?
00:19:07Happy Rabbit Bright Challenge in Greylock?
00:19:10You mean my horse ran out of the money?
00:19:13Friends of yours, eh?
00:19:16Uh, these friends are casual acquaintances.
00:19:18Right.
00:19:19Honest.
00:19:20I'll be 50 bucks and I'll leave you tomorrow.
00:19:23Uh, listen, fellas.
00:19:25If you don't mind, you're spoiling a perfectly good evening for me with my family.
00:19:30Okay, Shorty.
00:19:31But just you tell your partner he can't keep ducking us.
00:19:33Yeah, yeah, I'll be delighted.
00:19:34Tell him we'll pay him a visit tomorrow at Kitty Land.
00:19:36Yes, oh, Kitty Land.
00:19:37Oh, while you're there, I'll give you a ride.
00:19:39Let's not get confused about who might give who a ride.
00:19:42Oh, sure.
00:19:42Yes, sir.
00:19:43I, yeah.
00:19:48Popsie, she's writing something again.
00:19:50You bet I am.
00:19:52Do we have to stand for this?
00:19:54Personally, I think it's pretty silly.
00:19:56Maybe she's writing something nice.
00:19:59Uh.
00:20:00Me too.
00:20:04Can I help you, Shelley?
00:20:06Thanks.
00:20:14It's Ernie.
00:20:15I told him we had company, but he wouldn't leave.
00:20:17I'll get rid of that oogly-boogly.
00:20:19Oh, excuse me.
00:20:26Dog face.
00:20:27Dog face.
00:20:28What?
00:20:28I'm sure he didn't mean you.
00:20:29That's the dog's name.
00:20:30Oh.
00:20:32Oh.
00:20:33Oh.
00:20:34Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
00:20:39Hey, man, you almost broke my record.
00:20:41So I find you abusing that boy again.
00:20:43Oh, no.
00:20:44I love him.
00:20:45I'm sitting on him.
00:20:46Do you dig rhythm and blues, sister?
00:20:47I say dig, dig, dig, sister.
00:20:51Oh.
00:20:52Oh.
00:20:54Ernie, not now, I'm telling you.
00:20:56Not now.
00:20:56Why not, man?
00:20:57This little item is cool, man.
00:20:59I say cool.
00:21:00Please, Ernie, not now.
00:21:10What?
00:21:10Don't be a square.
00:21:11Get with it, man.
00:21:12Get with it.
00:21:13Come on, doll.
00:21:13This is the most.
00:21:14I can't believe it.
00:21:15I can't believe it.
00:21:16Now, wait a minute.
00:21:17I mean, after all.
00:21:17Looks like you'll need another pencil, Miss Mayberry.
00:21:19Such impudence.
00:21:20But who can blame you living in this environment?
00:21:23Now, listen.
00:21:23I mean, after all this.
00:21:24Give me the bottle.
00:21:25I mean, after all.
00:21:25Give me that bottle.
00:21:26It don't belong to me.
00:21:27What do you take me for?
00:21:28I'd hate to tell you.
00:21:29I'd hate to tell you.
00:21:31Go on and tell her, Popsy.
00:21:33Really?
00:21:37Miss Mayberry.
00:21:40Yes?
00:21:41You're getting me a little mad.
00:21:42I got a good notion to write another letter to the DA and another letter to the welfare board telling them not to send anybody here anymore.
00:21:49And I'll tell them.
00:21:49You terrible man.
00:21:50May I have my coat, please?
00:21:51Yes, you can.
00:21:57Oh, the shame of it.
00:21:58Empty whiskey bottles.
00:21:59I suppose you'll tell me now that you don't drink.
00:22:02Oh, no, I don't.
00:22:03The truth of the whole thing is that I save old liquor bottles just so I can launch over old battleships like you, Miss Mayflower.
00:22:10Mayflower?
00:22:10You heard me.
00:22:11Mayflower.
00:22:12Get out.
00:22:12Get out.
00:22:13Good night.
00:22:14Get out.
00:22:16Go.
00:22:16I got rid of Ernie.
00:22:33I got...
00:22:34I got rid of her.
00:22:36Allie has been a nice quiet evening at home.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40Shelley, will you sing a little song for me?
00:22:43Something real pretty?
00:22:44Sure, Popsie.
00:22:46Anything you want.
00:22:47Let her...
00:22:47Say goodbye.
00:22:51Boy camouflage.
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:53Say goodbye.
00:22:58One, two, three.
00:22:58See you next time.
00:23:03Hey!
00:23:03Good night!
00:23:08Hey!
00:23:10Hey!
00:23:10Hey!
00:23:11Hey!
00:23:12Hey!
00:23:15Hey!
00:23:15Hey!
00:23:15Hey!
00:23:16Oh, my God.
00:23:46Okay, kids, everybody out.
00:24:13That goes for you, too, Butchie.
00:24:15Do I have to?
00:24:16Oh, sweetie pie, this is your 21st trip around.
00:24:25Boys, tell me you've been ducking.
00:24:27Oh, no, they're just exaggerating, Big Frank.
00:24:30I've just been busy.
00:24:32Busy giving us the runaround?
00:24:33Exactly.
00:24:34No, no, no, no.
00:24:36Trying to locate the money.
00:24:38Any luck?
00:24:39Well, no.
00:24:41Money nowadays is pretty tight, eh?
00:24:44Don't you find it that way in your business?
00:24:45Only with welchers.
00:24:51Would you like me to take the throttle, Mr. Henry?
00:24:53Um, um, oh, hello, Father.
00:24:55You want to be the engineer?
00:24:57Okay, but look, no more loop-de-loops like the last time.
00:25:00And keep the train on the track.
00:25:07All aboard!
00:25:07You go to work for me, and I'll tear up your markers.
00:25:16Oh, there must be some other way.
00:25:18Now, listen to me.
00:25:28This is a scam.
00:25:30We got 200 Gs, which the cops have got the serial numbers on the bills and the finger on us.
00:25:35We got to get rid of it fast, out of town.
00:25:37We need somebody we can trust to blow with it.
00:25:39Where to?
00:25:40Chicago.
00:25:41Oh, that's out of the question.
00:25:42I don't like the weather.
00:25:43It's much too cold for me there.
00:25:45It'll be much too hot for you here if you give us trouble, you get it?
00:25:48I've got it, but I'm not going to like it.
00:25:50Whether you like it or not, you'll be here tonight.
00:25:52Mushy will meet you and give you the bundle along with your airplane, sir.
00:26:15I want to talk to the district attorney.
00:26:35Hello?
00:26:37Hello, Mr. Proctor.
00:26:38Yes?
00:26:39This is Lou Henry.
00:26:40Listen, I got some information for you on our first national bank robbery.
00:26:42I'm listening, Mr. Henry.
00:26:45I want you to meet me tonight at my kinder land.
00:26:48Alone.
00:26:48I don't want anyone to see us together.
00:26:51Why not?
00:26:52Because you know what they do with squealers.
00:26:54And I want you to know I'm taking an awful big chance to give you this information.
00:26:57And I want you to appreciate what a chance I'm taking when my case comes up with the welfare board.
00:27:02Would this be a form of bribery, Mr. Henry?
00:27:05I don't care what you call it.
00:27:07I just want a fair shake.
00:27:08I don't want to get mixed up in any cement mixer.
00:27:10What do you think, Drake?
00:27:13It sounds phony to me, but you can't ignore it.
00:27:18I'll meet you there tonight at ten.
00:27:20Alone.
00:27:21And if I don't show up, you know they got me.
00:27:28Oh, no!
00:27:29Oh, Bucci.
00:27:31I hope that ain't a preview of tonight.
00:27:33Now, blow off.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:34Minus four.
00:27:36Minus three.
00:27:36Never mind.
00:27:38Just go.
00:27:43No kidding.
00:27:45I just traded him that knife last week.
00:27:48I told him it was sharp.
00:27:52Big cut in his mother's what?
00:27:57Oh, couch.
00:27:59Duffer, will you please get off the phone?
00:28:03You've been on it for an hour.
00:28:05Will you wait a minute?
00:28:06My best friend cut his...
00:28:08What?
00:28:09Oh, oh, oh, she did.
00:28:14Shelly, I've been trying to call you for an hour.
00:28:16The jingle box has been busy.
00:28:20Shelly, the phone's ringing.
00:28:22Well, answer it.
00:28:23It's not my turn.
00:28:25Answer it anyway.
00:28:26Oh, all right.
00:28:30Hello?
00:28:32Oh, hi, Father Mullahi.
00:28:35No, she isn't.
00:28:38Sure.
00:28:39Shelly, it's for you.
00:28:41Excuse me.
00:28:47Pucci is missing again.
00:28:49Hello?
00:28:50Oh, hello, Father Mullahi.
00:28:51Well, I hope you're not too worried.
00:28:55Didn't take the police long to find her last time.
00:28:59Well, you know, Popsie's missing, too.
00:29:00He left mysteriously after dinner.
00:29:02Well, let me know if you hear anything.
00:29:05Okay, bye.
00:29:07You know, she just loves Popsie and his kiddie land.
00:29:09I wonder...
00:29:10In the middle of the night, don't be silly.
00:29:13Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:29:14All aboard.
00:29:30Next stop, Africa.
00:30:02Don't mix me up in any cement.
00:30:05Don't get excited.
00:30:06Oh, boy.
00:30:07What are you doing here this hour of the night?
00:30:09I was checking.
00:30:10Checking what?
00:30:10I was checking a safe so no crooks could crack it open.
00:30:13But there's nothing in our safe.
00:30:14I know that, but they don't know that.
00:30:15What are you doing here?
00:30:16Well, I was sort of doing the same thing.
00:30:18Checking what?
00:30:19I wanted to check and make sure they haven't tampered with the safe.
00:30:23Yeah, but you said there was nothing in it.
00:30:24Well, I was going to put my valuables in it.
00:30:27You haven't got any valuables.
00:30:28But the crooks don't know that.
00:30:30Oh, boy.
00:30:32Funny world, isn't it?
00:30:34You said it.
00:30:36Come on.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:52Well, what do you think?
00:30:55Don't look to me like anybody has tampered with it.
00:30:58Lately.
00:30:59Not even us.
00:31:00Well, you better go home.
00:31:02Oh, wait a minute.
00:31:02I think I'll stick around and guard the safe.
00:31:05There's nothing in it.
00:31:06They don't know that.
00:31:07Oh, my.
00:31:08But you're right.
00:31:10Well, you can't trust anybody nowadays, so you better go home and I'll guard the safe.
00:31:13But you'd be guarding nothing.
00:31:14They don't know that.
00:31:15But we do.
00:31:16Oh, my.
00:33:16I heard something.
00:33:24Oh, that's just your imagination.
00:33:26It sounds like...
00:33:27You imagine it.
00:33:28I guess you're right.
00:33:32What was that?
00:33:33I guess it's my imagination.
00:33:35I just heard a gunshot.
00:33:36I heard it too.
00:33:37Go on outside and see what's going on.
00:33:39If you need me, I'll be right in here.
00:33:41Look, if I need you, I'll need you out there.
00:33:42Go on, go on, go on.
00:33:44Go on, go on.
00:33:44Go on.
00:33:47Go on.
00:33:48Go on.
00:33:48Hey, you!
00:34:18You want to see somebody?
00:34:32Hey, mister, you can't ride now.
00:34:33The kindergarten is closed.
00:34:35Hey, by the way, did you happen to see a man go by here?
00:34:37Come on.
00:34:39Look.
00:34:40Hey.
00:34:40Hey, конечно.
00:34:49Hey.
00:34:53Hey.
00:34:57Hey.
00:34:57Hey, you, come on, kid.
00:35:27Hey, you, come on, kid.
00:35:57Hey, you, come on, kid.
00:36:27Come on, can't you do anything right?
00:36:37I send you out to investigate a noise, and you take a free ride.
00:36:41Oh, my head.
00:36:43Which one?
00:36:44This one in the middle.
00:36:45Ah, stop.
00:36:46Oh.
00:36:48You hit me.
00:36:49Don't give me any ideas.
00:36:51Somebody hit me.
00:36:52Maybe it was that drunken friend of yours.
00:36:53Give me that hammer.
00:36:54What are you going to do?
00:36:55I'm going to belt him with it.
00:36:56Oh, no way.
00:37:01Come on, buster.
00:37:02The ride is over.
00:37:03Come on home and sleep it off.
00:37:06Come on.
00:37:07Come on.
00:37:07Come.
00:37:07Boy, has he got a load on.
00:37:11Come on.
00:37:15Hey, you guys.
00:37:16I thought the park was supposed to be closed at night.
00:37:18It is.
00:37:19It doesn't look like it to me.
00:37:20We got to report the Ferris wheel was running.
00:37:22Oh, this drunk must have pulled a switch.
00:37:24Yeah, he's pickled.
00:37:25All right, buddy.
00:37:26Come on.
00:37:26Let me help you down.
00:37:27Hey, that's Martin Proctor, the district attorney.
00:37:32Come on, Mr. Proctor.
00:37:32Let me...
00:37:34He's been shot.
00:37:40He's dead.
00:37:41Dead.
00:37:43Dead?
00:37:44Call Ed Porter's telling us in the corner.
00:37:47Lou, you shouldn't have done it.
00:37:49Nothing is worth it.
00:37:50I shouldn't have done it.
00:37:52I didn't do it.
00:37:53All right.
00:37:54How did it happen?
00:37:54How did it happen?
00:37:57I didn't even know it happened.
00:37:59Look, don't say anything until we get a lawyer.
00:38:01Give me your names.
00:38:03Well, I'm Bud Flick, the witness, and I'm a good friend of the suspect, Lou Henry.
00:38:08And he's entitled to his rights.
00:38:10What suspect?
00:38:11What rights?
00:38:12Why don't you shut up?
00:38:13Tell him I didn't do it, Bud.
00:38:14Don't say anything.
00:38:15I got to say something.
00:38:16I got to tell him I didn't do it.
00:38:18Shut up.
00:38:18I will not.
00:38:19Shut your mouth.
00:38:20I will not.
00:38:22I breathe through my mouth.
00:38:23Well, breathe through your nose.
00:38:24Do you breathe through your nose?
00:38:25Yes.
00:38:25Then you keep your mouth shut.
00:38:28Officer.
00:38:29Okay, break it up.
00:38:30You're under arrest.
00:38:32Now, wait a minute.
00:38:32I'd like to explain this.
00:38:33Now, look.
00:38:34Officer, let me explain this to you.
00:38:36I was hit in the head.
00:38:37And then when I woke up, I was sitting right here.
00:38:38And I...
00:38:39What is this?
00:38:40The murder weapon.
00:38:42Okay, hand it over.
00:38:43Now, wait a minute.
00:38:44Just a minute, officer.
00:38:45I don't know from no guns.
00:38:47Now, don't do this to me, officer.
00:38:49Please, don't do this.
00:38:50Don't put no cuffs on me, please.
00:38:53Buddy.
00:38:54Oh, Lou, for Pete's sake, take it like a man.
00:38:56Do you see me crying?
00:38:58No.
00:38:59I don't see any cuffs on you either.
00:39:02Look.
00:39:06Lieutenant.
00:39:07I found this near the merry-go-round.
00:39:10Pretty good looking bag to be lying around on the ground.
00:39:13Show us where you found it.
00:39:14We're lying right here, Lieutenant.
00:39:24All right, get it to the laboratory.
00:39:26Have them check the lining.
00:39:27Maybe they can tell us what was in it.
00:39:28Yes, sir.
00:39:30Now, you're wasting your time, Lieutenant Garvey.
00:39:32I told you, Henry called Proctor and tried to bribe him.
00:39:35He definitely had a grudge against him.
00:39:37We have several violent and incoherent letters to prove it.
00:39:40Now, obviously, he lured Proctor down here for the sole purpose of committing murder.
00:39:44And I maintain that these roundabout methods will get you nowhere.
00:39:47Oh, relax, Ray.
00:39:48We have direct methods, too.
00:39:50Methods you never even heard about.
00:40:08Excuse me.
00:40:10Oh, are you still here?
00:40:12We're not leaving until you let us talk to him.
00:40:14What are you doing to my Pop?
00:40:16We've been asking him a few questions.
00:40:19After all, he is under suspicion of murder.
00:40:21Pops, he is no more capable of murder than you are.
00:40:24I'm merely doing my job.
00:40:26Do you mind?
00:40:26Doing your job?
00:40:27You've kept him in there for 18 hours without food or sleep.
00:40:30I haven't slept or eaten either.
00:40:33Don't you know that kind of stuff went out years ago?
00:40:36It just came back.
00:40:37Kennedy, call the welfare board.
00:40:40Tell him we've got a couple of kids here who need supervision.
00:40:44Don't you dare.
00:40:48Any luck?
00:40:49Not a peep out of him.
00:40:51You know, when he first came in here, we couldn't shut him up?
00:40:54He's been this way since Bud Flick gave this lift to the tail we had on him.
00:40:57Maybe he thinks he's protecting Flick.
00:40:59From what?
00:41:00Putting in another way, from home.
00:41:06How about it, Henry?
00:41:07Would you like a cigarette?
00:41:09Are you sure?
00:41:11Mellow, mild cigarette.
00:41:15Just get that aroma.
00:41:16Now, come on.
00:41:19We'll light up and have a little talk, huh?
00:41:27Of all the low-down dirty tricks.
00:41:32All day, you let me offer you cigarettes and you don't even smoke them.
00:41:36All right, McKay.
00:41:37All right.
00:41:38Take a break.
00:41:39You've had it.
00:41:40What gets me is how can he take it?
00:41:44He doesn't crack.
00:41:45He doesn't break.
00:41:46How can you sit in that chair hour after hour after hour?
00:41:50How?
00:41:56What did he say, Porter?
00:41:57He says he got used to it sitting up watching late movies on television.
00:42:01Listen, you knucklehead.
00:42:03You're going to sing if I have to squeeze the words out of you.
00:42:05Come on.
00:42:05Are you going to sing?
00:42:08All right.
00:42:08Sing.
00:42:10Take it easy, Porter.
00:42:16Go join McKay.
00:42:17Come back later.
00:42:24You don't seem to realize the seriousness of the charge.
00:42:28You're being held on suspicion of murder.
00:42:31And whether you cooperate or not, Henry,
00:42:33by the time the district attorney's office gets hold of you,
00:42:36I'm going to have an open and shut case for them.
00:42:40you're going to have an open and keep calling in security.
00:42:47I Geoffrey, please do.
00:42:50Have a good night.
00:42:55Come on.
00:43:03Maybe I'm getting soft, Chief.
00:43:04But that light, it's been burning down on him for six hours.
00:43:07It's pretty rough on the poor guy.
00:43:08Don't let anybody in or out.
00:43:28Lieutenant.
00:43:38Lieutenant.
00:44:08Lieutenant.
00:44:38Lieutenant.
00:45:08Lieutenant.
00:45:36Oh, I thought I'd find you here.
00:45:38What are we gonna do?
00:45:40Well, it looks as if we're going to get an assist from Bootsy.
00:45:42From Bootsy?
00:45:43I'm the star witness.
00:45:45She was there last night when it happened, hiding.
00:45:47You mean she saw the whole thing?
00:45:49Everything.
00:45:50But not Popsy.
00:45:51It had nothing to do with the murder. It was somebody else.
00:45:53I'm gonna blow this case wide open.
00:45:56Excuse us.
00:45:58I'm Father Mullahay. We'd like to see Lieutenant Garvey, please.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:47:08Who is it?
00:47:13Bud Flick.
00:47:18Mercy, I got your message.
00:47:20What's on your mind?
00:47:21200 grand, split two ways.
00:47:23You and me. Sound interesting?
00:47:25Very fascinating.
00:47:27I got the dough stashed out at your kiddie land.
00:47:29I gotta blow town fast.
00:47:30You go get it and bring it to me here.
00:47:32Hey.
00:47:34When this dough was stashed last night,
00:47:37was that when the D.A. was shot?
00:47:40Look, pal, don't start playing footsie with me.
00:47:44Now, wait a minute.
00:47:44I haven't had much schooling.
00:47:46But what I did learn was
00:47:47when two and two make four, don't fight it.
00:47:49What are you talking about?
00:47:50I'm talking about the life that just struck me.
00:47:54You killed Proctor.
00:47:56Hey, what gives here?
00:47:57Since when did you start paying attention
00:47:58to little details like that?
00:48:00Since I put a beaver on my butt
00:48:01and started looking for the bum
00:48:02who left Lou holding the bag.
00:48:05I'll say this for you.
00:48:06You got nerve.
00:48:08You'll have to look hard
00:48:09to find anybody more nervous than me.
00:48:11I suppose you think
00:48:12you're going to the police with this?
00:48:13I suppose you think
00:48:14you're not coming along with me?
00:48:16Wrap, sealed, and delivered?
00:48:18Brother, you won't live long enough
00:48:19to lick the stamp.
00:48:22Shandler!
00:48:22Why, you little crump.
00:48:41Mister, that's the worst aim I've ever seen.
00:48:47Surprised?
00:48:49Oh, now I get it.
00:48:51Just see that you don't forget it,
00:48:53you double-crossing rat.
00:48:55Oh, wait a minute.
00:48:56I've already forgot it.
00:48:57Don't play dumb with us, Flick.
00:49:00We had a tap on Mushy's wire.
00:49:02We heard him call you.
00:49:04He called me, so what?
00:49:05So you got my 200 grand
00:49:07stashed somewhere in your kiddie land.
00:49:09So you figure to divvy it up
00:49:10and take a run-out powder.
00:49:11Wait a minute, Big Frank.
00:49:13The only thing I figured
00:49:14in the last 24 hours
00:49:15is a headache powder.
00:49:17I wasn't born yesterday.
00:49:19If I didn't need one of you two
00:49:20to show me where that dough was hidden,
00:49:21you'll be lying in the same heap with Mushy.
00:49:23Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
00:49:25You shot Mushy instead of me
00:49:27because you needed one of us
00:49:29to lead you to the 200 grand?
00:49:30That's right.
00:49:31And you're the one we picked.
00:49:33Boy, have you made a mistake.
00:49:38Bootsy, let's start all over again.
00:49:41Bootsy, you wanted to take a trip to Africa
00:49:44on the choo-choo.
00:49:45So you went back to kiddie land
00:49:47when you should have been in bed.
00:49:49Yes, Chief.
00:49:51I guess that's about the size of it.
00:49:54Then you saw Mr. Henry.
00:49:55And Mr. Flick.
00:49:57And two other men.
00:49:59Now, one of them shot the other.
00:50:01I see.
00:50:03Bootsy, you're very fond of Mr. Henry, aren't you?
00:50:07Yes, Chief.
00:50:09In fact, you'd do a lot to keep him out of trouble, wouldn't you?
00:50:13You might even lie for him if you had to.
00:50:17You're being unfair, Lieutenant.
00:50:18Please, Father, let me handle it my way, will you?
00:50:24Bootsy, can you describe the man who did the shooting?
00:50:29Yes, sir.
00:50:30He was about eight feet high
00:50:32and had a mean face like a tiger.
00:50:37Now, I want you to be very honest
00:50:40and think carefully.
00:50:43Have you ever been in a spaceship?
00:50:46Oh, of course.
00:50:48Lots of times.
00:50:50Been to Mars, too, I presume?
00:50:53Only once.
00:50:54Have you ever fought with a man-eating lion?
00:51:06You want the truth, of course.
00:51:08Of course.
00:51:10I did.
00:51:11But the lion won the fight.
00:51:14My hands were tied.
00:51:21You want the truth, of course.
00:51:23Of course.
00:51:25I did.
00:51:26But the lion won the fight.
00:51:29My hands were tied.
00:51:33The child was obviously lying all the way.
00:51:36Not obviously, but probably.
00:51:38And I still think if there's any doubt about it,
00:51:40Lou Henry should get the benefit of it.
00:51:41You can't let him go.
00:51:42He's guilty.
00:51:43We'd be harming ourselves.
00:51:45On the contrary, I'm being purely selfish.
00:51:47Release him.
00:51:48Bird dog him.
00:51:49Let him lead us to Bud Flick.
00:51:50I have a hunch.
00:51:51If we find Bud Flick, we'll find the right story.
00:51:54I'd have a case instead of fragments.
00:51:56And I'd have a conviction.
00:51:58You'd look awfully good.
00:52:01All right, Garvey.
00:52:02Use the child's testimony as reason to free him on bail
00:52:04and let him go in the morning.
00:52:06But remember, I'm looking for an airtight case.
00:52:08A foolproof conviction.
00:52:09I want to hang Lou Henry.
00:52:27Shelly!
00:52:34Shelly!
00:52:35Duffer!
00:52:37Shelly!
00:52:38Duffer!
00:52:44Duffer!
00:52:47I wonder where those kids...
00:52:53A hundred times I told that parrot
00:52:56to shut the door behind him
00:52:57before he takes a walk.
00:52:58Oh, dear Popsie.
00:53:11Duffer and I had to go with Miss Mayberry.
00:53:13But we're hoping it won't be for long.
00:53:16We're determined to give the welfare board a bad time
00:53:19until they let us come home.
00:53:21Please try not to worry.
00:53:22We love you very much.
00:53:27Shelly and Duffer.
00:53:37I'm not going to let anything happen.
00:53:40Nothing at all.
00:53:42I'll tell them.
00:53:43Oh, what's the use?
00:53:50Oh, what's the use?
00:53:54What?
00:53:55Wake up.
00:54:17Wake up.
00:54:17Come on, Shorty.
00:54:19You're coming along with me.
00:54:20Oh, you again?
00:54:23Start acting smart.
00:54:24You won't know what trouble is.
00:54:26I won't know what trouble is.
00:54:28I was just accused of murder.
00:54:30I just lost my kids
00:54:31and you're telling me
00:54:33that I won't know what trouble is.
00:54:34Your trouble's just starting.
00:54:36Get moving.
00:54:37Where are we going?
00:54:38Out.
00:54:38Oh.
00:54:39Where's Porter?
00:54:45He's in the backyard.
00:54:46He drew the fence detail.
00:54:48What's going on
00:54:48with the detective business?
00:54:50Our plump little suspect
00:54:51has company.
00:54:53Looks like we're settled
00:54:54for the evening.
00:54:55Maybe not.
00:54:57Look.
00:54:57Look.
00:55:09We're proceeding
00:55:13on Beaumont
00:55:13going west.
00:55:15McKay thinks
00:55:15he recognized
00:55:16Dutch Fleer
00:55:16one of Big Frank's mob.
00:55:18He's driving a 56 Mercury.
00:55:20License number
00:55:21RLS 244.
00:55:24Please tell Lieutenant Garvey
00:55:25to pick up our trail.
00:55:27Savoldi.
00:55:27That could be
00:55:48Big Frank's hideout
00:55:49down there.
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:50Now we're getting somewhere.
00:55:55All right.
00:55:56He's coming.
00:55:57Don't try anything.
00:56:04Bud!
00:56:05Let him go.
00:56:08Leave him alone.
00:56:09They might say something.
00:56:10Bud, it's just been awful.
00:56:12And don't try anything funny.
00:56:15You know,
00:56:16they just let me out of jail.
00:56:17I'm free now.
00:56:19Oh, yes.
00:56:20It's true.
00:56:20They did.
00:56:22I want to tell you something, Bud.
00:56:24They took all the children,
00:56:25the welfare board's got him.
00:56:27I'm all alone.
00:56:30Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:56:31I'm sorry.
00:56:32I will.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:56:42I'll do it.
00:56:42I'll do it.
00:56:43I'm trying to help.
00:56:49You're trying.
00:56:51Here.
00:56:54Here's your light.
00:56:55I want to tell you,
00:56:56I'm really worried, Bud.
00:56:57The welfare board
00:56:58and the cops
00:56:59had me down there
00:56:59and it was really tough.
00:57:01They're that tough here?
00:57:02What did they do to you?
00:57:03Oh, shit.
00:57:05What did they do to you?
00:57:08They did that?
00:57:09Oh!
00:57:12No, shit.
00:57:16Don't you realize, you fool?
00:57:18We're in danger.
00:57:19These are desperate characters.
00:57:20Oh, wait a minute.
00:57:21They're blue.
00:57:22We've got it with one of them.
00:57:25They are?
00:57:26They're that dangerous?
00:57:28Yeah.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:31I'm sorry.
00:57:33What do you think you're doing?
00:57:34His hands were loose.
00:57:35I was tightening them up.
00:57:37Now start talking.
00:57:42He don't know any more than I do.
00:57:44Even if I did,
00:57:45I wouldn't tell anybody.
00:57:46I'm no squealer.
00:57:46You'll tell us.
00:57:48Uh-oh.
00:57:48This guy,
00:57:49he says the nastiest things.
00:57:51No.
00:57:53He thinks we know him
00:57:54or she hid 200 grand.
00:57:56Do we?
00:57:57Certainly not.
00:57:58Donald,
00:57:58you come in here
00:57:58and start in more trouble.
00:58:00Everything's been going
00:58:01very smoothly.
00:58:02One beating
00:58:03and three square meals a day.
00:58:05Stop whispering!
00:58:07Little fat man,
00:58:08do you know who I am?
00:58:09I don't know who you are,
00:58:11but you're awful big.
00:58:12My name is Frank
00:58:13and I am big.
00:58:14Yes, sir.
00:58:15You are big.
00:58:16Frank?
00:58:17Big Frank?
00:58:18You see,
00:58:19he's pretty smart.
00:58:21He was even smart enough
00:58:22to clam up
00:58:22when they grilled him
00:58:23down at headquarters.
00:58:25Little fat man,
00:58:27your partner's
00:58:27got some information
00:58:28we want.
00:58:29I think maybe
00:58:30you got the information too
00:58:31since you were there
00:58:32when it happened.
00:58:33What happened?
00:58:34When the DA
00:58:35was knocked off.
00:58:36I was unconscious
00:58:37when it happened.
00:58:38If it had helped
00:58:39your memory,
00:58:39we could easily
00:58:40render you unconscious again.
00:58:42You've got it all wrong,
00:58:43big Frank.
00:58:44He's just naturally
00:58:45unconscious.
00:58:46Thanks, bud.
00:58:47What's the matter, Flick?
00:58:48You afraid we might
00:58:49harm the little fat man?
00:58:51No.
00:58:52If it's all the same
00:58:53to you, sir,
00:58:54I'm worried.
00:58:55You've been protecting
00:58:56him right along.
00:58:57I think maybe
00:58:57if we work him over
00:58:58a bit,
00:58:59you might loosen up.
00:59:00I've got nothing
00:59:01to say.
00:59:02You've got to say
00:59:02something.
00:59:03You heard me?
00:59:04I've got nothing
00:59:04to say.
00:59:05You've got to say
00:59:06something.
00:59:06All the times
00:59:06that I've known you,
00:59:07your mouth has been
00:59:08opening and the
00:59:08word's coming out.
00:59:09You've got to say
00:59:10something or I'm
00:59:11not going to leave
00:59:11here.
00:59:13Now, I mean,
00:59:14now, Frank,
00:59:15Mr. Big Frank,
00:59:16please.
00:59:17I mean,
00:59:17now, don't...
00:59:18Now, are you ready
00:59:20to talk?
00:59:22What can I say?
00:59:23Come on,
00:59:24Bruce Easy.
00:59:30Say something.
00:59:32All right,
00:59:32I will.
00:59:33Stop hitting him.
00:59:45Buddy boy,
00:59:46it didn't work.
00:59:47Say something,
00:59:49would you?
00:59:49What else was there
00:59:50to say?
00:59:51Tell him anything.
00:59:53All right,
00:59:54I will.
00:59:55All right,
00:59:55what's the story?
00:59:57Once upon a time,
00:59:58there were three
00:59:58bears.
00:59:59Shut up!
01:00:00Three bears?
01:00:02Why don't you tell
01:00:03them where the
01:00:03hell you're going
01:00:04to do it?
01:00:05No, no, no,
01:00:06no, no.
01:00:06Big Frank,
01:00:07wait a minute.
01:00:09Wait a minute,
01:00:09I can't take any more.
01:00:10Well, that's better.
01:00:12I can't see my pal
01:00:13mulled around like that.
01:00:15This is my bosom
01:00:16friend, my partner,
01:00:17a real pal.
01:00:18He took me in
01:00:19when I needed
01:00:20the most.
01:00:20I can't stand this
01:00:21mulling around
01:00:22and beating him
01:00:23up like this.
01:00:24I couldn't stand it.
01:00:25I can't stand
01:00:26any more of it.
01:00:27I can't.
01:00:28Buddy boy,
01:00:29buddy boy,
01:00:30I didn't know
01:00:31you felt like this.
01:00:32You're a good boy.
01:00:33Oh, stop the
01:00:34mushy stuff.
01:00:36We'll tell you
01:00:37where the money is.
01:00:39Won't we, Lou?
01:00:39Well, where is it?
01:00:41Quit stalling.
01:00:42Spill it.
01:00:43Well, now,
01:00:44mushy hit it
01:00:45awfully good.
01:00:47To be exact with you,
01:00:48we'd have to take you
01:00:49down there and show you
01:00:50you're right where it is.
01:00:52Am I right?
01:00:53But I don't know...
01:00:54Shut up!
01:00:57The money's in
01:00:58kiddie land,
01:00:59like you said.
01:01:00And we can direct
01:01:01you right to it.
01:01:02Right?
01:01:03Well...
01:01:04Hey, shut up!
01:01:05Right.
01:01:06Okay, Flick,
01:01:07have it your way.
01:01:08But one slip
01:01:09in its curtains.
01:01:10That goes for you,
01:01:11too, little fat man.
01:01:13Okay, on time.
01:01:15Cops outside.
01:01:16I spotted him
01:01:17a couple hundred yards
01:01:18down the highway.
01:01:18Let's knock on it
01:01:19out the back way.
01:01:20You guys better hurry.
01:01:23You too,
01:01:23little fat man.
01:01:24Oh, shit, Lee.
01:01:25What are you doing?
01:01:26I saved strength.
01:01:26Get out of here.
01:01:32So this is Big Plank's
01:01:43hideout.
01:01:43Seems likely.
01:01:44I'm sure we were
01:01:45following Dutch Vleer.
01:01:46Begins to make sense.
01:01:47I mean what Lou Henry
01:01:48told Proctor over the phone.
01:01:50First national job?
01:01:52Let's move.
01:01:53One of you boys
01:02:21must have put an ad
01:02:21of the paper.
01:02:22They read you in red.
01:02:23Come on.
01:02:31Okay, we were
01:02:31standing right here
01:02:33when Mushy got the idea
01:02:34of hiding the dough.
01:02:37Oh, wait a minute.
01:02:37It's coming to me now.
01:02:39You better be quick
01:02:39or we'll give you
01:02:40what's coming to you.
01:02:41Stop interrupting.
01:02:42I'm trying to concentrate.
01:02:44We were standing here.
01:02:45Oh, we were walking
01:02:46in this direction.
01:02:47Hey, where are you going?
01:02:52I don't know.
01:02:52I'm going to be bluffing.
01:02:53Suppose you brought
01:02:54a lot of bluffs.
01:02:54Oh, my.
01:02:56Oh, yes.
01:02:57Oh, yes.
01:03:02Now, don't get impatient,
01:03:03Big Frank.
01:03:04Wait a minute.
01:03:05We were going in the right
01:03:06direction in the first place.
01:03:07Get in, man.
01:03:22Well, come on.
01:03:23Come on.
01:03:24I think they're just
01:03:24stalling for another
01:03:25double cross.
01:03:26Why don't we blast them
01:03:27and tear the police
01:03:27apart ourselves?
01:03:28You see, Flick,
01:03:29my boys are getting impatient.
01:03:30Now, if you want this money,
01:03:31you'll take it my way.
01:03:32Your way better be quick.
01:03:33You might not like it, are we?
01:03:35We walked in that door.
01:03:37Then what did we do, Lou?
01:03:39Whatever we did,
01:03:39we did it fast.
01:03:41Yes, that's right.
01:03:42Mushy Nolan walked over here
01:03:44and he put a half a dollar
01:03:46in that slot.
01:03:47That was it.
01:03:47Wait a minute.
01:03:48I want to show you.
01:03:49He put a half a dollar
01:03:50in that slot.
01:03:50Here you are.
01:03:52Here.
01:03:52Put that in the slot.
01:03:53Why should I do this?
01:03:54I mean, after all,
01:03:55it's late at night.
01:03:55They'll take away my license.
01:03:57Put it in the slot.
01:03:58Put it in the slot.
01:03:59Now, let me review
01:04:01this whole thing.
01:04:03Now, the night the DA
01:04:04was shot.
01:04:05Wait a minute.
01:04:06Who shot the DA?
01:04:08Mushy Nolan.
01:04:09He's got a brain like a sieve.
01:04:11And why did he shoot the DA?
01:04:14I don't know.
01:04:15He don't know.
01:04:15You see what I mean?
01:04:17You tell him, Frank.
01:04:18Because he was nervous.
01:04:20Because he was carrying
01:04:21200 grain on hot dough
01:04:23from the first national heist.
01:04:26Do you mind repeating that?
01:04:28Not at all.
01:04:29I pulled the first national caper.
01:04:34Me and the boys
01:04:34knocked off Mushy Nolan
01:04:35because he got too smart.
01:04:37And there are a couple
01:04:38of double-crossing rats
01:04:39right here
01:04:40who are going to get
01:04:41some more of the same.
01:04:44Now, take that record
01:04:45and break it in little pieces.
01:04:47What for?
01:04:48Shall I tell him, Flick?
01:04:50Because there's enough moxie
01:04:51on that little disc
01:04:52to put us all on ice
01:04:53for keeps.
01:04:54Only it's going to work
01:04:55the other way around.
01:04:56You're the one
01:04:57who's going to put on ice.
01:04:58You and the little fat man.
01:05:00Now, wait a minute.
01:05:01I'm not going to break
01:05:02that record.
01:05:03That's all the evidence
01:05:04we have.
01:05:05Smart thinking.
01:05:06Smart thinking,
01:05:07little fat man.
01:05:10Break that record
01:05:12before I part your head
01:05:13out of your shoe tops.
01:05:14Will you excuse me?
01:05:15Please excuse me.
01:05:16Buddy,
01:05:17what'll I do?
01:05:19Give him the record.
01:05:22I will not.
01:05:27Now get that record.
01:05:28Hey, bud.
01:05:53Bud,
01:05:53throw it to me!
01:05:54.
01:06:12Hey, Lou!
01:06:13.
01:06:16Trapped him.
01:06:17Get that record.
01:06:18Shoot the kill.
01:06:19And then I'll sneak down here.
01:06:22And then I heard a gunshot.
01:06:31Joker!
01:06:33Popsie's in trouble again. We've got to get help. Come on.
01:06:42You hear that?
01:06:43Yeah, it came from over there.
01:06:52He must be in here.
01:06:56There he is!
01:07:01Popsie! Popsie!
01:07:08Popsie!
01:07:10Popsie! Popsie! Popsie!
01:07:14I'm empty.
01:07:17I've got one left. Let's go and make sure I don't waste it.
01:07:22Come on! Lou! Lou! Come on!
01:07:38Who knocked it down, pal? Who did it?
01:07:40No one, pal. I was just resting. Give me that record.
01:07:52Get in. Here's the record. Now get lost.
01:07:59Want a fast wheel?
01:08:00I saw this wheel move.
01:08:01How do you turn this on?
01:08:02I don't know.
01:08:03They're up there somewhere.
01:08:05Get up there, get them.
01:08:06Get up there, get them.
01:08:07Get up there, get them.
01:08:08Get up there, get them.
01:08:09Get up there, get them.
01:08:10Get up.
01:08:17Get up there, get them.
01:08:26Get up there. Get them.
01:08:28Get up there, get him.
01:08:58Get up there.
01:09:28Get up there.
01:09:58Get up there.
01:10:28Get up there.
01:10:58Get up there.
01:11:28Get up there.
01:11:30Get up there.
01:11:34Get up there.
01:11:38And you'll find me over there.
01:11:40Get up there.
01:11:48Get up there.
01:11:58Get up there.
01:12:00Get up there.
01:12:04Get up there.
01:12:12Get up there.
01:12:14Get up there.
01:12:24Get up there.
01:12:26Get up there.
01:12:36Get up there.
01:12:40Get up there.
01:12:42Hey, where's Punky?
01:12:44Get up there.
01:12:50Get up there.
01:12:52Get up there.
01:12:54Get up there.
01:12:56All right, Flick, come out of there.
01:13:26All right, where are they?
01:13:27Where did they go?
01:13:28Tell me, where did they go?
01:13:56Look, kid, put that thing down.
01:14:03It's like a little orphan.
01:14:06Good boy.
01:14:11Good boy.
01:14:12Good boy.
01:14:18Good boy.
01:14:33Good boy.
01:14:43Good boy.
01:14:50Two hundred grand.
01:14:51Well, pick it up, pick it up.
01:14:57Come on, come on, get out of there.
01:14:58Come on, get up, come on, children, get up.
01:15:00Come on, come on, you.
01:15:01Well, big Frank, we finally caught you with the goods.
01:15:04Yeah, well, you never would have.
01:15:06Those two idiots hadn't made me put my confession on a record in front of witnesses.
01:15:11Take them away, boys.
01:15:12All right, come on, you people, let it go.
01:15:14Soldi, stop picking up this money.
01:15:16Right, Chief.
01:15:19Well, you can start dishing out the reward, Captain.
01:15:22I've got the evidence right here.
01:15:23I captured big Frank, so I'll take the money.
01:15:26Bloody boy, you're telling a big fib.
01:15:28Shut your mouth.
01:15:29Didn't I lead the gang to where the money was hidden?
01:15:31No, you didn't.
01:15:32Pop, he helped you off the chest on the mean men, and the money fell out.
01:15:36Big mouth.
01:15:37Give me that record.
01:15:38Hey, come on, I want to pray the confession for you.
01:15:39Come on.
01:15:40Wait till you hear this.
01:15:42Sir, there's enough evidence on this record to hang the whole gang of them.
01:15:52The wrong record.
01:16:04I got the other record.
01:16:05Sorry.
01:16:06I got the other record.
01:16:07Wait a minute.
01:16:08Wait a minute.
01:16:09I got the confession in here.
01:16:10Never mind it.
01:16:11Forget about it.
01:16:12I need a confession.
01:16:13Besides, the kids seem to be having a pretty good time.
01:16:42Here, Pat.
01:16:43See, look where I found.
01:16:44Oh, Pokey.
01:16:45You're a real good boy.
01:16:46Hi, hi, hi, hi.
01:16:47Golly, it sure is beautiful.
01:16:48It's good to be home.
01:16:49It sure is.
01:16:50Shelly, you know, you're lucky to have a father, or maybe I should say a friend father,
01:17:07like Lou.
01:17:08Mm-hmm.
01:17:09You know, it's really funny.
01:17:10I don't know how I could describe him to any of my girlfriends.
01:17:13He's a father, a brother, a mother, a friend.
01:17:15Well, he's everything.
01:17:16Yes, I know.
01:17:18He's...
01:17:19Well, he's a...
01:17:22I see what you mean.
01:17:24Doctor, open that door.
01:17:32Is that the way to treat a lady?
01:17:34Hmph.
01:17:44Watch out, watch out.
01:17:45You'll drop it.
01:17:46Oh, I never dropped anything in my life.
01:17:48Oh, no?
01:17:49What about the 10 T's?
01:17:51He dropped to Big Frank and got Poppy in trouble.
01:17:54Big mouth.
01:17:57Out of the way, gang.
01:17:58Here I come.
01:17:59Hey, this is the first time I've seen you without your ukulele.
01:18:01You're beat behind, huh?
01:18:02Get with it, man.
01:18:03Oh.
01:18:12Well, looks like we're all set.
01:18:13Bud, my children and I deeply appreciate the reward money you and Lou gave us.
01:18:17Oh, that's nothing.
01:18:18The money couldn't have gone to a better cause, Father.
01:18:21In fact, Lou insisted on adding a couple of extra rooms to the orphanage.
01:18:24Yes, I know.
01:18:25He'd like to buy a hotel with a million rooms in it.
01:18:28And have all his little friends in it.
01:18:29Just like him.
01:18:30Yeah.
01:18:31Yeah.
01:18:32Yeah, he's a good friend.
01:18:33Yeah.
01:18:34Yeah.
01:18:35Yeah.
01:18:36Yeah.
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:39Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah.
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:50THE END
01:19:20THE END
01:19:50THE END
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