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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00The End
00:01:30Thanks for the lesson.
00:01:35No, thank you for the lesson.
00:01:39Slats, why aren't you at work?
00:01:40Well, sis, I'm waiting for the boss.
00:01:42You've been fired again?
00:01:43Certainly not.
00:01:44I want them to give you a raise for the publicity I got you.
00:01:46Now, look.
00:01:48Molly McCarthy, Miramar instructor, says,
00:01:51I'm saving my money to go to Bixby, the college of my dreams.
00:01:53You see it?
00:01:54See nothing else for three days.
00:01:56Hello, Miss College.
00:01:57What are you here from Einstein?
00:01:59Well, what's wrong with that?
00:02:00Why, I'll publicize you right into bright lights.
00:02:02Or into a padded cell.
00:02:03Why don't you mix a little truth with your publicity?
00:02:05This is nothing but the truth.
00:02:07Look at that.
00:02:07I found out there really is a college by the name of Bixby.
00:02:10I found it out.
00:02:11On the level.
00:02:11Where are you going, sis?
00:02:12Home, before you publicize me into playing shortstop for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
00:02:15Hey, wait a minute.
00:02:16That's not a bad idea.
00:02:17Why, I'll break every front page in the country with that story,
00:02:20or my name is not...
00:02:21McCarthy.
00:02:22Oh, hello, boss.
00:02:23You're all breaking again, huh?
00:02:24No.
00:02:25Then maybe you're still working here?
00:02:26I hope so.
00:02:27Then get out of work!
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:28And make sure your pal gets to work, too, or you're both fired.
00:02:31Okay, boss.
00:02:38Dance, Mr. McCarthy?
00:02:39Oh, yes, surely.
00:02:40Is Mr. Quackenbush working this evening?
00:02:50Oh, he's around someplace.
00:02:51I don't know where.
00:02:54Hello.
00:02:56How do you do?
00:02:57Let's sit this one out.
00:02:58Sit it out?
00:03:00Thank you ever so much.
00:03:01Sit down.
00:03:02You know, I really don't like dancing because it's nothing but hug and set the music.
00:03:07What don't you like about it?
00:03:08The music.
00:03:08Oh, my.
00:03:13Aha!
00:03:14You snake in the grass.
00:03:16You wolf in sheep's clothing.
00:03:18You have, at last I phoned you.
00:03:20You're the rat who lured my wife away from me.
00:03:22I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
00:03:26And as for you, you are no longer my wife.
00:03:29No longer your wife?
00:03:31I never was your wife.
00:03:33Huh?
00:03:34Why, you...
00:03:35Remarkable resemblance.
00:03:40I could have sworn you were my wife.
00:03:42Boy, do I feel silly.
00:03:45How do you think I feel?
00:03:47May I apologize on the floor?
00:03:51Yes.
00:03:52Why don't you apologize to me?
00:03:54I'm on the floor.
00:03:54What in the world are you into now?
00:03:58Come on.
00:03:59Come over here.
00:04:00What are you doing?
00:04:01What's wrong with you?
00:04:02You tell me you're too tired to dance, and as soon as my back is turned, you start playing in the sand.
00:04:06Never mind that.
00:04:07Now stop this nonsense and get to work.
00:04:09Hello, Mr. Quackenbush.
00:04:13How do you do?
00:04:13Shall we dance, or would you rather sit this one out?
00:04:16I sat the last one out.
00:04:18Let's dance.
00:04:20Aha!
00:04:22You homewrecker!
00:04:23For weeks I've tried to find you, and now I've caught you two together.
00:04:26How dare you try to steal my wife away from me!
00:04:31Did he try to steal your wife?
00:04:33You know he tried to...
00:04:35Well, you look just like my wife.
00:04:43Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:04:45It's all a mistake.
00:04:46I regret it exceedingly.
00:04:49Shall we finish this dance?
00:04:50Yes.
00:04:51I hope you don't think I'm drunk.
00:04:54It's quite all right.
00:04:56I'm a little potted myself.
00:04:58What, again?
00:04:59Didn't I tell you not to play in the sand?
00:05:00Get up, get up, get up, get up.
00:05:02Didn't I tell you not to play in the sand?
00:05:03Who's playing in the sand?
00:05:04You!
00:05:05Now listen here to me.
00:05:06I'm not playing in the sand.
00:05:07What were you doing down there?
00:05:08Bad eyes.
00:05:08Now it's bad eyes.
00:05:09Not me, some crazy guy around here.
00:05:11Every time the guy sees you with the girl, he teaches his wife.
00:05:14So what?
00:05:15He says to me like this, he says,
00:05:16Ha-ha!
00:05:18You're a snake in wolf's clothing.
00:05:21You're the wolf in the grass.
00:05:22How dare you steal my wife away from me?
00:05:26You just, I...
00:05:26You ought to be ashamed of yourself stealing this little...
00:05:30Madam, madam!
00:05:31What?
00:05:31Are you distraughtful?
00:05:39Who is she?
00:05:40That must be that crazy guy's wife.
00:05:42Ah-ha!
00:05:42That's him!
00:05:43Hey, what happened here?
00:05:50Now if you say, ah-ha, I'll knock you down again.
00:05:53Hey, wait a minute.
00:05:54You hit the boss.
00:05:56Let's get out of here.
00:05:58Come on.
00:05:59All right, bring it up.
00:06:00Bring it up here.
00:06:04Hey, wait a minute.
00:06:05Take this car.
00:06:05Don't blow those.
00:06:06What's the difference?
00:06:07Get in there.
00:06:07Go ahead.
00:06:08Go ahead.
00:06:09Go ahead.
00:06:09Go ahead.
00:06:10Stand up.
00:06:12Hey!
00:06:13Come on with that car!
00:06:15Well, I'm glad we got out of that jam.
00:06:16Yeah.
00:06:17I hope we can get this car back before...
00:06:18Calling cars 11, 12, 14, and 15.
00:06:21Cars 11, 12, 14, and 15.
00:06:24Be on the lookout for car 13.
00:06:27It has just been stolen.
00:06:29How do you like that?
00:06:30Somebody stole a police car.
00:06:31I feel sorry for that, chump.
00:06:33Yes, I feel sorry.
00:06:33Here is a description of the men who stole the police car.
00:06:37Number one, medium height, slender, blue eyes.
00:06:41Number two, short, fat, and stupid.
00:06:44Couple of chumps.
00:06:45Yeah, we don't know them.
00:06:46Blow your horn and get around that taxi cab.
00:06:49Uh-oh.
00:06:50Must be a fire.
00:06:51Fire?
00:06:51The siren's on.
00:06:52Somebody's coming, I guess.
00:06:54Ma'am.
00:06:55I don't see any fire.
00:06:56I pulled over a little bit anyway.
00:06:58Well, all right.
00:07:01Get around that taxi cab, will you please?
00:07:05Here comes the fire department again.
00:07:07Wait a minute.
00:07:09You're the one that stole the police car.
00:07:12Me?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13I stole a police car?
00:07:14This is a police car.
00:07:15This is?
00:07:16See you later.
00:07:16You want to drive this car?
00:07:19Drive it back.
00:07:19The police will understand.
00:07:21You sure the cops are going to understand?
00:07:22Certainly they'll understand.
00:07:23Then you drive it.
00:07:25Drive that car.
00:07:26Go on.
00:07:27How can I drive?
00:07:28Drive that car.
00:07:29Go ahead.
00:07:29What can I do?
00:07:30There's a car.
00:07:32Hey, I heard.
00:07:34Hey, you got it.
00:07:35Here's the wheel over here.
00:07:37All right.
00:07:38Go ahead.
00:07:39Look out.
00:07:39Look out where you're driving.
00:07:46Pardon me, gentlemen.
00:07:47Go on, beat it.
00:07:48We're busy.
00:07:49We brought your car back.
00:07:50I haven't got time to listen to that car.
00:07:52It's them.
00:07:53Grab it.
00:07:54Wait a minute.
00:07:56What's going on here, men?
00:07:57These are the men that stole our police car.
00:07:59No, no, no.
00:07:59We didn't steal it.
00:08:00We took it by mistake.
00:08:01Didn't we bring it back?
00:08:03Doesn't that prove that we're honest?
00:08:04I can see that.
00:08:05Most men would have run away.
00:08:06Release them, boys.
00:08:07Oh, no.
00:08:07Now don't we pay for the gasoline we use?
00:08:09That won't be necessary.
00:08:10Chief, we insist.
00:08:12After all, we use your gas.
00:08:13We want to pay for it.
00:08:14Very well.
00:08:15Measure it, Flanagan.
00:08:16Measure it, Flanagan.
00:08:18Yes.
00:08:19Measure it.
00:08:28About a sixth of a gallon.
00:08:30Oh, a sixth of a gallon.
00:08:31Well, I think I have enough here to cover that.
00:08:34There you are, Chief.
00:08:35It's a pleasure to meet fine, conscientious citizens like you.
00:08:38Thank you, Chief.
00:08:40Have one of my cigars.
00:08:41Oh, by the way, just a minute.
00:08:43Tut, tut.
00:08:43Have one of my matches.
00:08:45Excuse me, please.
00:08:46Have a match.
00:08:47That's it.
00:08:48That's it.
00:08:49Fine smoke, right?
00:09:01Hurry, Apollo.
00:09:03But what will you boys do?
00:09:04That's all right.
00:09:05We'll get along.
00:09:07We'd better get along right now.
00:09:08How's the fire escape?
00:09:10Oliver, Oliver.
00:09:11Come on.
00:09:12Oliver.
00:09:12No.
00:09:13Oliver.
00:09:14There's no fire escape there.
00:09:16I just found that out.
00:09:19Hurry up, Apollo.
00:09:21All right.
00:09:22All right.
00:09:22Take it easy.
00:09:22Take it easy.
00:09:23Are you all right?
00:09:24Get up on your feet.
00:09:26Quick, hide.
00:09:28Come on.
00:09:28Hurry up.
00:09:36Miss McCarthy?
00:09:37Yes?
00:09:37My name is Benson, Dean Benson of Bixby College.
00:09:40May I come in?
00:09:40Why, yes.
00:09:42I read the magazine article about your ambition, and I...
00:09:45How do you do?
00:09:45Oh, hello.
00:09:46Hello.
00:09:46This is my brother, Mr. McCarthy, and his friend, Oliver Quackenbush.
00:09:49How do you do?
00:09:50Oh, this is the dean.
00:09:52The who?
00:09:53The dean.
00:09:53Dean.
00:09:54Dean?
00:09:54Uh-huh.
00:09:54Did you ever pitch for the St. Louis Cardinals?
00:09:57I...
00:09:57No.
00:09:58As I was saying, Miss McCarthy, I read the magazine article, and I'm here to award you
00:10:01the Bixby Foundation Scholarship.
00:10:03Oh, I'm afraid I can't...
00:10:04Wait a minute.
00:10:04Wait a minute.
00:10:04What is it worth?
00:10:05Well, it covers the tuition and registration fees, room and board, and all necessary expenses.
00:10:10She'll take it.
00:10:11Oh, no, I won't.
00:10:13You see, Slats and Oliver just lost their jobs, and, well, we're sort of dependent on
00:10:16each other.
00:10:17I couldn't possibly leave them.
00:10:18Well, that's very loyal of you.
00:10:20Now, what sort of work do you do?
00:10:21Oh, practically anything.
00:10:22Creative, executive.
00:10:24Well, I don't know whether this would interest you or not, but the school does need two assistant
00:10:27caretakers.
00:10:28Caretakers?
00:10:29See here.
00:10:30The job pays room and board.
00:10:32Room and board.
00:10:33You want us just to work for room and board?
00:10:39We'll take it.
00:10:40Explain that.
00:10:41I'll expect the three of you at Bixby tomorrow afternoon.
00:10:43We'll be there.
00:10:44Goodbye.
00:10:46I should have asked him for passes for the football game.
00:10:48They don't play football there.
00:10:50That's a girls' college, Bixby.
00:10:52There's two or three hundred girls up there.
00:10:54Two or three hundred girls?
00:10:55Sure.
00:10:56At Bixby?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57Girls' school?
00:10:57Mm-hmm.
00:10:58We're going to be the caretakers?
00:10:59Just you and I?
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01Caretakers for two or three hundred girls?
00:11:03So what?
00:11:03What?
00:11:03Oh.
00:11:20Come on.
00:11:21Hey, man.
00:11:23Oh, man.
00:11:23Ann, where's Benson? Where's he hiding?
00:11:28Well, isn't he in his office?
00:11:29No, he is not in his office.
00:11:31Now, you know his hideouts. You know where he goes. Where is he?
00:11:33Well, now, I tell you, Dad, you run along, and when I find him, I'll have him phone you.
00:11:37Phone me nothing. Have you seen this?
00:11:39Miramar Molly gets Bixby's scholarship.
00:11:41Yes, isn't it splendid?
00:11:43Splendid? To give Bixby's one scholarship to a Miramar Molly?
00:11:47Well, that's what the dean said.
00:11:48Why should we continue to waste it on girls able to pay their own tuition?
00:11:53You act more like your mother's mother every day.
00:11:59Larry, shh.
00:12:00Shh.
00:12:01Get back. Get back.
00:12:03What's up?
00:12:04Dad's blood pressure.
00:12:05Found out about the McCarthy scholarship, hmm?
00:12:08Well, I might as well go and have it out with him.
00:12:10No, Larry, wait till he cools off.
00:12:12I don't believe in dodging trouble.
00:12:13Well, please, for my sake.
00:12:23I say, you there.
00:12:25Just a minute.
00:12:26Just a minute.
00:12:27We don't want you in a picture.
00:12:28There's not going to be any picture.
00:12:30That's what I said.
00:12:30There ain't going to be any picture with your face in it.
00:12:32Will you let me alone?
00:12:33I'm chairman of the board of regents.
00:12:35Well, then, go get a chair and sit down.
00:12:37Come here, you.
00:12:39You come down from there.
00:12:40You come down from there, I say.
00:12:42We're not going to have anything like this here, if it's me.
00:12:44You're coming down off of there.
00:12:46That's all.
00:12:47Now, you come down.
00:12:48Take your hands off that girl.
00:12:50Give me all the films.
00:12:52Wait a minute.
00:12:53Give me back my camera.
00:12:54Johnson, throw them out.
00:12:57I'll have you in juvenile court.
00:12:59Gentlemen, gentlemen, what's the meaning of all this?
00:13:01More vulgar notoriety.
00:13:02That's the meaning of it.
00:13:03I caught this Miramar Molly with these magazine photographers.
00:13:06They're not photographers.
00:13:07This man is her brother.
00:13:08That one is his friend.
00:13:10I hired them last night as caretakers.
00:13:12Yes.
00:13:12We didn't mean any harm.
00:13:14Well, perhaps not.
00:13:15But anyway, I want these films destroyed.
00:13:17Get rid of them, Johnson.
00:13:17Right.
00:13:19Ann Johnson, show your new assistants to their quarters.
00:13:22Assistants, huh?
00:13:24And we'll have no more of your cheap publicity tricks here, Miss McCarthy.
00:13:28You won't have.
00:13:29Ann, will you show Miss McCarthy to the dormitory?
00:13:31Yes, indeed.
00:13:31This way, Miss McCarthy.
00:13:34And as for you, young man.
00:13:35Why don't you hold our discussions in my office?
00:13:37Very well.
00:13:38This way, Mr Kirkland.
00:13:43Hello, Chubby.
00:13:46Excuse me.
00:13:46You dropped your handkerchief.
00:13:48Get dirty.
00:13:50Better pick it up.
00:13:57Hi, Pudgy.
00:13:59Excuse me.
00:14:01Look.
00:14:02No flirting around here.
00:14:04If you pick up a girl's handkerchief, you're fired.
00:14:07Hey, you're too rough.
00:14:08Hello, Butterball.
00:14:24You're new here, aren't you?
00:14:26My name's Patty.
00:14:27What's yours?
00:14:27Never mind.
00:14:28You can tell me some other time.
00:14:29See you later.
00:14:30She's cute.
00:14:33She's cute.
00:14:35As head of the board of regents, I demand that our sacred traditions must be upheld.
00:14:39Our old methods, our tried and proven methods are antiquated in the condition of Bixby when I took over proves it.
00:14:45Not one modern course, not one up-to-date method, not one-fourth the enrollment needed to meet expenses.
00:14:51And may I ask who has met those expenses?
00:14:54Who has carried overdue mortgages for 20 years?
00:14:56You have.
00:14:57But if you just let me make this a real school, Bixby was good enough for my mother.
00:15:02Yeah, and her mother.
00:15:04And her mother's mother and her mother's mother's mother.
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:11This is the caretaker's quarters.
00:15:13Well, you should get a caretaker to take care of it.
00:15:15That's just what you're for.
00:15:18Get busy and clean up.
00:15:20Okay.
00:15:23Come on, get busy.
00:15:25Hey, you.
00:15:25There's only one reason why I don't punch you in the nose, and that's because I'm bigger than you are.
00:15:31I'm bigger than you are.
00:15:33That's a better reason.
00:15:34Get to it.
00:15:40All right, now get busy.
00:15:41Now, what are you doing?
00:15:42What are you doing?
00:15:43Go ahead.
00:15:44Here.
00:15:47What a mess.
00:15:55What a mess.
00:16:19Here.
00:16:20There!
00:16:22Not in there. Put it in the waste paper basket.
00:16:28Hey, Slats. What?
00:16:29Hold that. Hold it easy.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:34Thank you again.
00:16:37What are you doing?
00:16:38The man said clean up the place they need.
00:16:40Look, I'll clean this room up. You come here.
00:16:42You go in the kitchen there and wash the dishes. Go ahead.
00:16:44Why don't I just take the dishes and throw them in the spare room?
00:16:46Go in the kitchen.
00:16:47All right, but...
00:16:48Wash the dishes.
00:16:49Go ahead in there.
00:16:53What are you doing? What are you doing now?
00:16:55Go in the kitchen and wash the dishes. Go ahead.
00:17:12What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:17:14Get out! Get out!
00:17:16There you are.
00:17:18What are you doing in there? Get out of there.
00:17:20Get out of that.
00:17:21If you want to wash your face, why don't you use the sink over there?
00:17:24I mean, that's all...
00:17:25Never mind. Now get on the job and clean up this place.
00:17:27Get that grease spot off that wall and wash those dishes.
00:17:29I won't. I won't. I won't. I will.
00:17:31Take care of that pan under the ice box. Now get with it.
00:17:33Just want to be stubborn for a second. When I said I won't, I won't, I won't. I knew I was going to say I will.
00:17:38I usually do.
00:18:03I will start going.
00:18:05Let's wait.
00:18:06Look.
00:18:07Go away.
00:18:08Look.
00:18:11Move this here.
00:18:27The window was closed.
00:18:57Fresh water, good fresh water.
00:19:27Hey Oliver, hey Oliver, if we can hold on to this job, we'll be right back.
00:19:57We'll be in the dome in no time.
00:19:59I'm in it now.
00:20:01You're in the dome?
00:20:03I'm out.
00:20:05What are you doing now?
00:20:07What are you doing now?
00:20:09What is this here?
00:20:11What did you get into?
00:20:15Wait a minute.
00:20:17What did you get into now?
00:20:19Get this thing out here, please.
00:20:21Get this thing out here.
00:20:23Look at this mess.
00:20:25Wait a minute.
00:20:27Quiet.
00:20:29Put them back.
00:20:31Put them back.
00:20:33That's it.
00:20:35Put them back where they belong.
00:20:37Hold on to me.
00:20:39Get down.
00:20:41Come on, get down.
00:20:43Get down.
00:20:45Look at this mess you're in.
00:20:47Throw those away.
00:20:49Throw them away.
00:20:51What's the matter?
00:20:53Look at molasses glue.
00:20:55Give me that.
00:20:57Look at this.
00:20:59Look at this.
00:21:01Let's both wear one.
00:21:03Never mind that.
00:21:04Give me that.
00:21:05Give me that.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07Look at you.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09I'll tell you that.
00:21:11Get a load of this mess.
00:21:13Hold it, hold it.
00:21:14I'll get you out.
00:21:15Get it off.
00:21:17Now take a hold of this.
00:21:19Hold on to it.
00:21:21Oh, what a mess.
00:21:23What's the matter?
00:21:25Get it off.
00:21:27Get it off.
00:21:29Oh, I don't know what I'll ever do with you.
00:21:33Always getting me into trouble.
00:21:35You're always doing something.
00:21:37That's all right.
00:21:38Get rid of it.
00:21:40Hey.
00:21:41Wait a minute.
00:21:42Turn around.
00:21:43I can't get the legs open.
00:21:44Turn around.
00:21:45I can't get my legs open.
00:21:46Well, turn around.
00:21:47Here, I'll straighten you out.
00:21:48Here, all right.
00:21:50Hey, now here.
00:21:51Hold on.
00:21:53And never mind that.
00:21:54Take this off.
00:21:55Hold on.
00:21:56Get off the pants.
00:21:58Turn around.
00:21:59Get my hand off the pants.
00:22:01My hand off the pants.
00:22:02Hold still.
00:22:05Hold still.
00:22:10Put the pillow down.
00:22:12Get it.
00:22:13Turn around.
00:22:14Hey, I'll get you out of here.
00:22:15Get it.
00:22:16There you are.
00:22:17Oh, get this mess.
00:22:19That's good.
00:22:20Oh, look at this here.
00:22:22What are you doing?
00:22:24Now, look.
00:22:25Now, listen.
00:22:26Now, don't get any on my face, because I don't go for it.
00:22:28Go wash those dishes.
00:22:29Look at this mess.
00:22:30Look at this mess.
00:22:31Look at this mess.
00:22:32Oh, look.
00:22:33What's the dishes?
00:22:34Oh.
00:22:35Look at this mess.
00:22:37Oh, look at this mess, I'll get it.
00:22:38You're so sorry.
00:22:39Oh, look at this mess.
00:22:40Oh, look.
00:22:41Oh, look at that mess.
00:22:42Oh, look at that mess.
00:22:43Oh, look.
00:22:44Oh, look at that mess.
00:22:45Ah, watch the dishes.
00:23:03Slash!
00:23:15Do they sing like this every night?
00:23:21Yeah, they're in a rut.
00:23:22It's perfect.
00:23:24The whole college, the girls, everything.
00:23:27You should have seen it last semester before Benson gave it a facelift.
00:23:30No athletics, no makeup, no singing, no nothing.
00:23:34The dean really did a job around here.
00:23:36He's nice, isn't he?
00:23:38Remind me to ask Diane.
00:23:39Diane?
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:41Someday we will remember
00:23:51This night of nights
00:23:57So filled with sweet memories
00:24:01We'll remember
00:24:09How the stars danced in the sky
00:24:15You will recall
00:24:19Touching the moon
00:24:23And so will life
00:24:27Oh, somewhere
00:24:31Out of the nowhere
00:24:36We'll close our eyes
00:24:41And be over again
00:24:48Forever
00:24:50And ever
00:24:52Forever
00:24:54And ever
00:24:56We'll keep this night
00:24:58Docked away
00:25:00Just to remember
00:25:04Remember
00:25:05Again
00:25:10Someday
00:25:12Remember
00:25:16Remember
00:25:17Remember
00:25:18Remember
00:25:19Remember
00:25:20Again
00:25:22Someday
00:25:24You just got time
00:25:40To clean this room up
00:25:41Before class
00:25:42That's all I heard for two weeks
00:25:44Just clean this up
00:25:45Clean that up
00:25:45Scrub the floor
00:25:46Wash the dishes
00:25:47Do this
00:25:47Squelp and mow the lawn
00:25:48And rake up the leaves
00:25:49While all he does
00:25:50Is shoot dice
00:25:51How do you know
00:25:52I found these in his room
00:25:56Oliver
00:25:57Hey
00:25:57Hide those dice
00:25:59Hurry up
00:26:00Hide them
00:26:00Oliver
00:26:05I'm sorry
00:26:06I couldn't keep our date
00:26:06Last night
00:26:07Are you mad at me?
00:26:10Oh, Oliver
00:26:11Speak to me
00:26:12What can I do
00:26:14To make you
00:26:15Accept my apology?
00:26:18Oh, of course
00:26:20I'll kiss you
00:26:21Oh, gee, I'm late
00:26:27See you later
00:26:27Bye
00:26:28What are you doing?
00:26:37What's the matter?
00:26:41What's the matter?
00:26:42Hey
00:26:42Did you swallow those dice?
00:26:48Come on, you guys
00:26:49Quit stalling
00:26:50Hey, what's the matter
00:26:53With him?
00:26:53He swallowed your dice
00:26:54My dice
00:26:56I paid two bucks
00:26:57For those dice
00:26:58I can roll to settle
00:26:59Anytime I want to
00:27:00I'm going to get them
00:27:01Out of you
00:27:02If I have to joke them out
00:27:03Stand up there
00:27:04Stand me
00:27:05Kill me
00:27:05What's the matter?
00:27:06Hold on
00:27:06Hold it
00:27:07Six
00:27:10Bet you five bucks
00:27:12I can make it
00:27:13That's a bet
00:27:14Put it down there
00:27:15I mean, Slash
00:27:16What are you doing?
00:27:17Quiet, come here
00:27:18Get in there
00:27:22Get in there
00:27:23Hurry up
00:27:23All right, get in there
00:27:24Get in there
00:27:24Get in there
00:27:24Get in there
00:27:24Hold still
00:27:25Two threes
00:27:28I made it the hard way
00:27:29What do you think of that?
00:27:30Hey
00:27:30Marliss, let her ride
00:27:32Go ahead
00:27:32Okay
00:27:33Put it down, cover it all
00:27:34I'm the only one riding
00:27:35There you are
00:27:36I'm on the joint
00:27:37Come here
00:27:37No, no, no, no, no
00:27:39I want a better shake than that
00:27:40For my time
00:27:41Now look, let's all
00:27:42Come here, come here
00:27:43Get up here on that table
00:27:46How do you operate this thing?
00:27:49I'll operate it
00:27:50You're going to operate on who?
00:27:52Now come out
00:27:52Get out
00:27:53Mama
00:27:54Slash, no more
00:27:56I can't take it, Slash
00:27:56Slash
00:27:58Slash
00:27:59Slash
00:28:00Get out, Slash
00:28:02Get out
00:28:03I win
00:28:14Boxcars
00:28:33I win
00:28:34I win
00:28:36I win
00:28:37I win
00:28:38I win
00:28:39I win
00:28:40I win
00:28:41I win
00:28:42I win
00:28:43I win
00:28:44I win
00:28:45I win
00:28:46I win
00:28:47I win
00:28:48I win
00:28:49I win
00:28:50I win
00:28:51I win
00:28:52I win
00:28:53I win
00:28:54I win
00:28:55I win
00:28:56I win
00:28:57I win
00:28:58THE END
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00:34:15I said, I got a joke.
00:34:18You got a joke?
00:34:18A brand new one.
00:34:19I wrote it myself.
00:34:19Where did you get it?
00:34:20I wrote it.
00:34:21Ah, stop.
00:34:22I said this, Max, I did.
00:34:23You wrote a joke?
00:34:23It's a brand new joke.
00:34:24I like to tell it to the girls for the first time.
00:34:25I think they're like it.
00:34:26Is it brand new?
00:34:27Maybe they can use it for the show.
00:34:28Hey, that's a good idea.
00:34:29The only thing is, I tell this one by myself.
00:34:33I don't need you.
00:34:34Oh, that's all right.
00:34:35That's all right.
00:34:35But you say it's brand new?
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:37Nobody's ever heard it?
00:34:38No.
00:34:38And I tell the story where you keep your mouth shut.
00:34:41It's about a whale, a ship, and joke.
00:34:44And it's brand new.
00:34:45Very brand new story, yeah.
00:34:47Now, it's about time there's a whale.
00:34:48Well, what kind of whale?
00:34:50What kind of whale?
00:34:53Plane everyday whale.
00:34:54A whale?
00:34:54All right.
00:34:55How do I know what kind of whale?
00:34:57What do you think I do?
00:34:57Go around with whales or something?
00:34:59That's why I make a fool out of me in front of the girls.
00:35:01All right.
00:35:02Go ahead.
00:35:02I mean, a plane everyday whale.
00:35:03That's all.
00:35:04It's always a whale.
00:35:05How do I know what kind of whale?
00:35:06All right.
00:35:07Now, the whale was in the ocean.
00:35:08What ocean?
00:35:09He was...
00:35:09Wait a minute.
00:35:12I mean...
00:35:12Oh, I'm thick out of an ocean.
00:35:13Go ahead.
00:35:14That's immaterial to me.
00:35:16All right.
00:35:16The immaterial ocean.
00:35:17Oh.
00:35:18Now, the whale was in the immaterial ocean.
00:35:20He was minding his own business, but he was following a ship.
00:35:21What ship?
00:35:22And this ship is...
00:35:23What ship?
00:35:25A ship that swims in the water.
00:35:28You mean a swimship?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:29Oh.
00:35:30Now, the whale was following a swimship because he...
00:35:32Whoever heard of a swimship?
00:35:34I asked you to keep your mouth shut, did I?
00:35:37You're telling the story.
00:35:38You gave me math.
00:35:40Wait a minute.
00:35:40When do we laugh at this thing?
00:35:41They're laughing before I suppose to.
00:35:43Don't laugh now.
00:35:44I just say that here.
00:35:46Go ahead.
00:35:46Let's see.
00:35:47Now, the whale was in the ocean.
00:35:48She was very hungry and Captain Tony was a captain of the boat.
00:35:50He didn't want the whale to capsize the boat.
00:35:51What?
00:35:51To capsize the boat.
00:35:52Capsize.
00:35:53Because...
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54What?
00:35:54He didn't...
00:35:55You know what that means.
00:35:55Sure.
00:35:56I don't put words like that in stories if I don't know what they are.
00:35:59He didn't want the whale to capsize the boat.
00:36:01What does it mean?
00:36:02Capsize.
00:36:03Capsize.
00:36:04That's a big word.
00:36:05Well, what does it mean?
00:36:06You know what it means.
00:36:07Sure.
00:36:08Well, what does it mean?
00:36:08What does capsize mean?
00:36:09It's a nice word.
00:36:10Well, what does it mean?
00:36:11Capsize.
00:36:12Capsize.
00:36:13It's like six or seven-eighths, seven and a quarter.
00:36:14All right.
00:36:17So he didn't want the whale to six or seven-eighths in the boat.
00:36:19All right.
00:36:20Go ahead.
00:36:20See?
00:36:20So Captain Tony was a captain of the boat and he was afraid of going to lose some passengers.
00:36:23So then Captain Tony Tony figured the only thing he could do is throw over the barrel of the whale of a barrel of apples.
00:36:28What kind of apples?
00:36:29And then...
00:36:29What kind of...
00:36:30Apples that grow on a tree.
00:36:32Well, there's all kinds of apples.
00:36:34There's ballroom apples.
00:36:34Crab apples!
00:36:35Well, tell the girls that.
00:36:37Well, come over and find a crab apple.
00:36:39Take it easy.
00:36:40He's got me mad at you kids now.
00:36:42Just take it easy.
00:36:43Now, after the whale let the apples, the whale was still hungry.
00:36:45Then Captain Tony Tony figured the only thing he could do is throw the whale over the stool.
00:36:47What kind of stool?
00:36:48Who said that?
00:36:48I did.
00:36:48That's in case you asked me.
00:36:49He threw them over the tree like a camp stool.
00:36:51Now, the whale let the apples in the whale at the stool and the whale was still hungry.
00:36:54His appetite had not been appeased.
00:36:55Can I ask you what that is?
00:36:56I don't know.
00:36:57All right.
00:36:57Go ahead.
00:36:57So, after the whale let the apples in the stool and he ate the stool, the whale was still
00:37:01hungry and then Captain Tony Tony figured the only way he could save his passengers and
00:37:03his boat is to sacrifice himself.
00:37:05Yes.
00:37:05And he did.
00:37:06He threw a beautiful jackknife diving right into the mouth of the whale.
00:37:09Now, the whale let Captain Tony Tony eat the apples and he ate the stool and then
00:37:11the whale swam away.
00:37:12Three years later, they caught that very same whale.
00:37:15Oliver.
00:37:16They cut him open.
00:37:17Yeah, wait a minute.
00:37:17And what do you think they found?
00:37:20Oliver.
00:37:21Now, now, now, now, he says something and then I tell you the funny joke.
00:37:26Wait a minute, Oliver.
00:37:27Just a minute.
00:37:29Now, you're not coming up here this afternoon in front of these girls and try to give them
00:37:34for their little play a joke.
00:37:37An old wheeze about the time they caught the whale and they cut him open and there they
00:37:40found Jonah seated on that stool selling those apples three for a Nikolai.
00:37:44You...
00:37:44Wait a minute.
00:37:46That's not the story you...
00:37:47Oh, no, no.
00:37:49No, I'm sorry.
00:37:50No, I'm sorry.
00:37:51It couldn't be that because...
00:37:52That's right.
00:37:53He promised us it was a brand new joke.
00:37:55He wrote it himself.
00:37:55So it couldn't be that because every little schoolboy knows that joke.
00:37:58No, I'm sorry, Israel.
00:38:00Go ahead.
00:38:01You tell the girls what they found when they cut the whale open.
00:38:05Now, wait a minute, please.
00:38:07You all have her chance.
00:38:08After all, he wrote this himself.
00:38:10The girls can use it in the play right ahead.
00:38:13Go ahead.
00:38:15Tell the girls what they found when they cut the whale open.
00:38:19Now, don't laugh, girls, please.
00:38:20You blame me for this.
00:38:22No, I didn't.
00:38:22I thought it was a build-up to that old joke, you know.
00:38:25But every little schoolboy knows that.
00:38:26He wouldn't tell.
00:38:27He wouldn't dare tell that.
00:38:28Go ahead.
00:38:29You know the answer, don't you?
00:38:31Huh?
00:38:34Come on, don't you feel good?
00:38:36Hmm?
00:38:38Well, you go ahead and tell the joke and then we'll go inside and clean the other
00:38:42room.
00:38:43Go ahead.
00:38:44No, no, here.
00:38:45Tell them right here.
00:38:47Oliver.
00:38:48Look, Oliver.
00:38:50Here, Oliver.
00:38:51Oliver, something on them?
00:38:53Oh, now, come on, Oliver.
00:38:54I didn't mean any harm.
00:38:56Oliver!
00:38:57Was that the joke you wanted to tell these girls?
00:39:00Hmm?
00:39:02Boys, boys, here's a note from Molly.
00:39:04A note?
00:39:05What is this?
00:39:07Hey, get a load of this.
00:39:09Dear Slats and Oliver, I'm leaving Bixby.
00:39:11If you're ready to leave to meet me at the front gate at 8 o'clock tonight.
00:39:15Signed, Molly.
00:39:16She can't leave.
00:39:17Wait a minute.
00:39:18If she's leaving, she must have a good reason.
00:39:21And I'm going with her.
00:39:23I'm going with you, too.
00:39:24Oliver, aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?
00:39:27Yes, Patty.
00:39:28Patty, the time has come to say goodbye.
00:39:31Goodbye.
00:39:36Patty, the time has come to say goodbye.
00:39:39Patty, the time has come.
00:39:46You just said that.
00:39:47You shut up.
00:39:49Goodbye.
00:39:51I feel just like Donald O'Connor.
00:39:54Let's play house.
00:39:58Let's play Mr. and Mrs.
00:40:01My main reason for this is
00:40:04There'll be chances for plenty of kisses.
00:40:08Let's play house.
00:40:10Let's play games.
00:40:13I think that would be chummy, golf, or maybe gin rummy.
00:40:19Let's play bridge and we'll both be the dummy.
00:40:22Let's play games.
00:40:25Let's quote from Mother Goose and we'll find rhymes that fit.
00:40:31Like Mary had a little lamb.
00:40:34And darling, you are it.
00:40:36Oh, let's play house.
00:40:40I'll bring flowers and condi.
00:40:42I think that would be Dondi.
00:40:45Guys like me sure come in mighty hondi.
00:40:49Let's play house.
00:40:51Let's play show.
00:41:00Let's not act too suburban.
00:41:03I look well in a turban.
00:41:06I'll be boy-y.
00:41:07And I'll be Miss Durbin.
00:41:10Meet me by the gas pipe.
00:41:13No!
00:41:14Let's play school.
00:41:18Let's start out with subtraction.
00:41:21You'll get plenty of action.
00:41:24I think figures have such an attraction.
00:41:27Let's play school.
00:41:31Folks in a storybook are just like you and me.
00:41:37So I'll be Red Riding Hood.
00:41:40And the wolf is what I'll be.
00:41:42Well, let's pretend.
00:41:49Let's get very lighthearted.
00:41:51Let's go places uncharted.
00:41:54Oh, let's go back to the first thing we started.
00:41:58Let's play house.
00:42:12Woo-hoo!
00:42:20Woo-hoo!
00:42:21Woo-hoo!
00:42:36Slats?
00:42:37No, it's Larry.
00:42:39Oh.
00:42:40You can't run away like this, Molly.
00:42:41Why not?
00:42:42Because I won't let you.
00:42:43My mind's made up.
00:42:44Oh, I know.
00:42:45Diane and Patty told me what you must have overheard in the shower.
00:42:47But I won't let you throw away your scholarship just because of Kirkland.
00:42:50That has nothing to do with it.
00:42:52Well, hasn't Bixby come up to your dreams?
00:42:55Dreams?
00:42:56Oh, you mean that magazine article.
00:42:58That was Slat's dream, not mine.
00:43:00He made up the whole thing for a publicity story.
00:43:03You're joking.
00:43:04That's why I came here.
00:43:06Slat said we could get more pictures, more publicity.
00:43:08And since we can't, well, that's that.
00:43:11I see.
00:43:13No, I don't see.
00:43:15Oh, that doesn't fit at all with your good grades and your interest in your work.
00:43:18And it fits far too perfectly with Kirkland's blow-up.
00:43:21Well, after I came, I did sort of fall for the school.
00:43:25Enough to walk out to save it, hmm?
00:43:26Well, there's no sense in staying if my being here means that Kirkland will close the place.
00:43:30I thought that was it.
00:43:31And that's just why you must stay.
00:43:33Don't you understand?
00:43:33If you go, Kirkland will think I've given in to him.
00:43:36If he thinks I've given in to him once, he'll expect me to give in all the time.
00:43:39Everything that I've planned for the school will be banned.
00:43:41I didn't see it that way.
00:43:43Neither did I.
00:43:47Not until I realized how much I'd miss you.
00:43:52You'd better be getting back.
00:43:53And you could do all those things if it weren't for Kirkland and these stuffy traditions.
00:43:57I'd like to think that I could.
00:43:59We go this way, I believe.
00:44:01I go that way.
00:44:02Unless you want Miss Holford to catch you sneaking a runaway girl into the dorm.
00:44:06You go that way.
00:44:07May I have my bags, Dean Benson?
00:44:08It's Larry, outside of office hours.
00:44:11May I have him?
00:44:12Larry.
00:44:15Good night, Molly.
00:44:16Good night.
00:44:16She's very attractive, isn't she?
00:44:24I guess I inherited it from father.
00:44:27The habit of thinking that everything would turn out just exactly as I'd planned it.
00:44:31Diane...
00:44:31Don't say anything, Larry.
00:44:33Remember, whatever happens, I'm on your side.
00:44:38Just 100 more students and their tuition will make Larry independent of Kirkland.
00:44:42That's where I come in.
00:44:43What this school needs is publicity.
00:44:44We've got to tell the world how happy you are here.
00:44:46Yeah, and that would make every girl want to go to Bixby.
00:44:48Oh, but I promised...
00:44:49Now, wait a minute.
00:44:50If we only had the pictures I took of you when you first arrived.
00:44:53I got them.
00:44:53You got them?
00:44:54Yeah, where?
00:44:55Over here.
00:44:56I took them out of Johnson's room.
00:44:58Oh, boy, what a lucky guy that Benson was when he hired us.
00:45:01Oh, I think we ought to talk to Larry about this.
00:45:03Shut up.
00:45:04Quick, hide.
00:45:05No, no, no, no.
00:45:06Here, in the closet.
00:45:06In the closet, quick.
00:45:07Quick, quick.
00:45:08Now, don't say a word.
00:45:09Wait a minute.
00:45:10Come here.
00:45:10What are you doing here?
00:45:11Get out there.
00:45:12Get out there.
00:45:13Go answer the door.
00:45:15But the door didn't say nothing.
00:45:16Go see who's at the door.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:24Where is she?
00:45:25Where's Molly?
00:45:26Molly, I don't even know the girl.
00:45:26Here I am.
00:45:29All right.
00:45:29You're in a jam.
00:45:30Miss Halford knows you're out, and Johnson's out snooping around for you.
00:45:33And if you're caught here, the boys will be fired, and you'll be expelled.
00:45:39Johnson's on his way.
00:45:40Now, wait a minute.
00:45:41Wait a minute.
00:45:41Don't get excited.
00:45:42Get her out the window quick.
00:45:43I'll stall them off.
00:45:44Here, put that in your pocket.
00:45:45Okay, go ahead.
00:45:45Good.
00:45:46Hey, come see.
00:45:47No, come over.
00:45:49Help.
00:45:49No.
00:45:50Well, if she ain't in there, why won't you let me in?
00:45:53Everything's in a mess.
00:45:55Oh, it is.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:56After me telling you guys to keep everything clean.
00:45:59We washed all the dishes, and we can't do a thing with them.
00:46:02Now, wait a minute.
00:46:03Take it easy.
00:46:03Take it easy.
00:46:04Now, wait a minute.
00:46:04Boy, can you imagine, Mr. Johnson, have you ever found a girl in this room?
00:46:07Yeah, well, I'm a girl.
00:46:08I know it.
00:46:09I know it.
00:46:10Out the window.
00:46:11Oh, yes.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:13I can't.
00:46:14There's no time.
00:46:14Under the bed.
00:46:15Under the bed.
00:46:16Oh, I'll shoot me.
00:46:18No.
00:46:18No.
00:46:18I said no.
00:46:20It's coming in.
00:46:21I'm coming in.
00:46:21Mr. Johnson.
00:46:22Oh, boy.
00:46:23Hello.
00:46:23Oh, fancy meeting you here.
00:46:26Now, you see, Miss McCarthy is not here.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:29Miss McCarthy was never here.
00:46:31No.
00:46:32Get out of the way.
00:46:35Well, maybe she ain't.
00:46:37But I got a hunch she's coming here.
00:46:39Then why not stick around and see?
00:46:41Why don't you sleep here all night?
00:46:43Oh, no, Slats.
00:46:43Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:46:45Sleep here all night if you wish.
00:46:46I'll sleep in the living room on the couch.
00:46:48Slats, look.
00:46:49Never mind.
00:46:49I'll sleep out there.
00:46:50You sleep in here.
00:46:51Oh, no.
00:46:51Look, Slats, I'm trying to tell you that.
00:46:52No, no, no.
00:46:53Oliver, no, you see, he's afraid to sleep by himself.
00:46:57Every night I have to look under the beds to make sure there's no one there.
00:47:00Well, I'll do that for him tonight.
00:47:01Wait a minute.
00:47:02Left hand, please.
00:47:03Left hand.
00:47:04Give me your left hand.
00:47:04What are you doing?
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:06Oh, he loves to dance.
00:47:07I'm going to tell you.
00:47:08I like to dance before I go to bed.
00:47:09Look, all right, all right, all right.
00:47:10Go ahead.
00:47:11Pack in, boys.
00:47:12I'll sleep outside.
00:47:13Pleasant dreams.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:19Come on.
00:47:20It's getting late.
00:47:21Get undressed.
00:47:21Oh, no.
00:47:22Oh, no.
00:47:23Wait a minute.
00:47:23What are you going to do?
00:47:24Put these under the bed.
00:47:26Not under this bed.
00:47:27Look, Mr. Johnson, let me polish them.
00:47:29I'll clean them for you.
00:47:30First thing in the morning, I'll give you your shoes.
00:47:32You don't want to go out with dirty shoes, do you?
00:47:33All right.
00:47:34I'll take this bed.
00:47:35No, not this bed, Mr. Johnson.
00:47:38Please.
00:47:38This one over here.
00:47:39Go ahead, Mr. Johnson.
00:47:40It's a much better bed.
00:47:41Look, this is a very hard bed on this side.
00:47:43This is a very good bed.
00:47:44The mattress is wonderful.
00:47:45It's down.
00:47:46The whole thing.
00:47:48Down, down, down.
00:47:49Down.
00:47:50Down, down, down.
00:47:51Down, down, down.
00:47:53Mr. Johnson, I made a mistake.
00:47:56Will you please take the other bed?
00:47:58Why?
00:47:59I think you'll sleep better.
00:48:01Please take the other bed.
00:48:03Oh, they both look alike to me.
00:48:05I know, but it's a much better bed.
00:48:07I know you're going to love this here one.
00:48:10Come here.
00:48:12Mr. Johnson, Mr. Johnson, not this bed.
00:48:18I think my first choice was the best one.
00:48:21Why don't you make up your mind?
00:48:23Why don't you make up your mind?
00:48:28Don't forget it.
00:48:30Make up your mind, you.
00:48:34I'm going to go to sleep with you, Mr. Johnson, and I'll put on my pajamas.
00:48:49Get your head in there.
00:48:52Hey, you.
00:48:54Get out.
00:48:55Get out.
00:48:55What's the matter?
00:48:56I've got to get you out.
00:48:57Get out.
00:48:59Get out.
00:49:00Hurry up.
00:49:01Get out.
00:49:05Out.
00:49:07Out.
00:49:08Out.
00:49:09Get your head.
00:49:10Hey, what's this out business?
00:49:12I was trying to get your head out.
00:49:15It was hurting.
00:49:16Oh, I'll never get any rest in here.
00:49:20What happened to my shoes?
00:49:22What did you do with my shoes?
00:49:24I want my shoes.
00:49:28I want my head.
00:49:30I mean, good night.
00:49:31Get a loader, Kirk.
00:49:43Why, the old wall.
00:49:44Open it up, Patty.
00:49:45Yeah, let's see the rest.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:47Sorry.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:57Okay.
00:49:57Okay.
00:49:58Oh, stash it.
00:50:26Here comes Romeo.
00:50:28Get Diane and Molly and bring them to the furnace room, will you?
00:50:34Oh, Mr. Kirkland, swell publicity and a nice picture of you.
00:50:40You'll mind your own business, will you?
00:50:44Oliver, the furnace room, quick.
00:50:46Okay.
00:50:51Oliver, hurry up.
00:50:53All right.
00:50:54Gee, give me a chance.
00:50:55Yeah, give him a chance.
00:50:57I just said that.
00:50:57Oh, that's where I heard it.
00:50:59How are we going to find out what's going on in the dean's office?
00:51:01Oh, that's as simple as A.B.
00:51:02What comes out to be?
00:51:03C.
00:51:04C?
00:51:05Tell you what you do.
00:51:06Come here.
00:51:09Now, look.
00:51:10This is my secret.
00:51:11Don't tell anybody.
00:51:12Nobody at all.
00:51:13All I got to do is turn this on.
00:51:14All I got to do is turn this on.
00:51:16Follow me.
00:51:22And not only does this magazine cover make a fool out of me, but it's a disgrace to all
00:51:26Bixby.
00:51:27The dean's office.
00:51:28No, on the contrary.
00:51:29I think it makes both you and the school appear refreshingly human.
00:51:31Atta boy, Larry.
00:51:33And this scandalous notoriety was prepared with your approval.
00:51:37Well, certainly not.
00:51:38But I do think it's going to prove a real help to the school.
00:51:41I'll tell you what's going to prove a real help to the school.
00:51:44Now, today, the expulsion of Miss McCarthy and your resignation as dean.
00:51:51You forget that my contract runs till the end of the school term.
00:51:53You mean you intend to hold the regents to that contract?
00:51:56For the good of the school, yes.
00:51:58Very well, young man.
00:51:59You'll be a dean without a school.
00:52:02I will demand the delinquent mortgage payments immediately.
00:52:05And by the end of the week, I'll close the whole school up.
00:52:07And I'll keep it closed until your contract expires.
00:52:10You wouldn't dare.
00:52:11Oh, wouldn't I?
00:52:12You just wait till Monday and see.
00:52:17Isn't there any way out?
00:52:19Not unless we can raise enough money to pay that mortgage.
00:52:22Is there $20,000 in the house?
00:52:24We could take up a collection.
00:52:25I have $1.80 in my piggy bank.
00:52:27I know.
00:52:27The kids will chip in.
00:52:28I'll tell you what we can do.
00:52:29If we can raise a lot of money, we could bet on a horse race.
00:52:32Yeah, all we need is a surefire horse guaranteed to pay $100 to $1.
00:52:36I know a basketball game that'll pay $20 to $1.
00:52:39Our team against Carlton?
00:52:41Oh, at $20 to $1, we'll only have to raise $1,000.
00:52:44$1,000?
00:52:44That's a lot of money.
00:52:45You can say that again.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:47$1,000 is a lot of money.
00:52:49This ought to bring in enough money to bet on the basketball game.
00:52:55I hope so.
00:52:56I hope so.
00:52:57I hope so.
00:52:58I hope so.
00:52:59I hope so.
00:53:00I hope so.
00:53:01I hope so.
00:53:02I hope so.
00:53:03I hope so.
00:53:04I hope so.
00:53:05I hope so.
00:53:06I hope so.
00:53:07I hope so.
00:53:08I hope so.
00:53:09I hope so.
00:53:10I hope so.
00:53:11I hope so.
00:53:12I hope so.
00:53:13I hope so.
00:53:14I hope so.
00:53:15I hope so.
00:53:16I hope so.
00:53:17I hope so.
00:53:18I hope so.
00:53:19I hope so.
00:53:20I hope so.
00:53:21I hope so.
00:53:22I hope so.
00:53:23I hope so.
00:53:24I hope so.
00:53:25I hope so.
00:53:26I hope so.
00:53:27I hope so.
00:53:28I hope so.
00:53:29I hope so.
00:53:30I hope so.
00:53:31I hope so.
00:53:32I hope so.
00:53:33I hope so.
00:53:34I hope so.
00:53:35I hope so.
00:53:36I hope so.
00:53:37I hope so.
00:53:38I hope so.
00:53:39I hope so.
00:53:40I hope so.
00:53:41I hope so.
00:53:42I hope so.
00:53:43I hope so.
00:53:44I hope so.
00:53:45I hope so.
00:53:46I hope so.
00:53:47I hope so.
00:53:48I hope so.
00:53:49I hope so.
00:53:50I hope so.
00:53:51I hope so.
00:53:52I hope so.
00:53:53I hope so.
00:53:54I hope so.
00:53:55I hope so.
00:53:56I hope so.
00:53:57I don't care if I never dream again
00:54:14One look at you
00:54:21And all my dreams came true
00:54:28I don't care if I never dream again
00:54:42How could there be
00:54:49A greater love for me
00:54:57There was a time
00:55:00I used to lie on my pillow
00:55:04Drifting along on a star
00:55:09But now I find
00:55:12I don't rely on my pillow
00:55:16I'm on a star when I'm where you are
00:55:25I don't care if I never dream again
00:55:35Since I found you
00:55:43There's no more dreaming to do
00:55:48There's no more dreaming to do
00:55:58It's good for you
00:56:15What is this?
00:56:17Oyster stew
00:56:18Any oysters in it?
00:56:19Certainly not
00:56:20Who ever heard of an oyster stew with an oyster?
00:56:22I'm afraid of oysters
00:56:23Before I go ahead and eat it
00:56:24Not with a fork
00:56:25Spoon
00:56:26Spoon
00:56:56what are you doing i think there's a wild oyster in there what are you talking about
00:57:17there is slats oh stop look at that there's no wasters in there now go ahead and eat your
00:57:21steward behave yourself i'm reading the paper okay what are you doing over there
00:57:37what's the matter with you
00:57:48just quiet
00:57:50would you stop splashing
00:58:18what are you doing
00:58:40oh wipe yourself off
00:58:59here we are hello oliver how much money did you get five hundred four dollars and eighty two cents
00:59:06isn't there anyone who'll bet forty to one on carlton twenty to one's the best we can get
00:59:09we've got to promote another five hundred yes here here what i have to say
00:59:14hey wait a minute i've got an idea don't go away mcgurk hiya slats well well you're good for sore eyes
00:59:23say are you still wrestling for those big purses tiger nah not me no more i'm working for murphy
00:59:28now that's made to mass marvel
00:59:29is that i'm making enough dough to buy me banana fudge sundays is that you
00:59:35hey wait a minute how would you like to make five hundred dollars five hundred bucks get excited
00:59:41what do i have to do i am not gonna wrestle that big guy oh yes you will no i won't yes you will no i
00:59:49won't i said you would i won't you're a coward all right but i'm a life coward oh come on let's
00:59:56where's honest dad it's not in here say what are you two doing in here anyhow doing oliver here is
01:00:03going to wrestle the masked marvel oh oliver you're gonna ruin your hat i'm gonna make a bet on this
01:00:11hey did you hear that shut up i told you to stay away from those soda fountains all right then
01:00:20strangler johnson am i glad to see you are you still in good shape sure why i'll give you fifty
01:00:26dollars if you'll be the masked marvel tonight what's the matter with him he ate too many banana
01:00:30fudge sundays you mean i'd get to wrestle that little guy across the hall yeah give me that mask
01:00:38i'm not gonna wrestle the masked marvel when i'm scared he's as big as a bull well then
01:00:46wrassle him like a bull look just walk into that arena like a matador jump into the ring like a
01:00:52toreador and wrassle him like a picador and they'll carry me out like a cuspidor now come on get this
01:00:59i'm telling you slats i am not gonna wrestle him he's too big i won't you will i won't you will
01:01:07i won't he's too big i don't care how big he is he don't scare me excuse me
01:01:12you know
01:01:12oliver oliver my hero here's a rabbit's foot for luck here's a rabbit's foot for luck the rabbit
01:01:24had four of them didn't do him any good oh don't worry i'm right behind you feel that
01:01:29yeah feel that that's enough let go what's the matter let go you're squeezing too tight
01:01:37well good luck oh come on get in the ring get in the ring
01:01:48all right all right
01:01:49you see that don't worry about a thing
01:01:54what are you doing get over here come over here and sit down
01:02:00come over here and sit down i'll get with it go ahead
01:02:06what are you doing down there ladies and gentlemen presenting the bixby bulldog oliver
01:02:16quackenbush
01:02:18i don't want to wrestle she's quiet everything's all right and now the champion of all champions
01:02:26the mask marvel if the mask marvel is defeated the bixby bulldog will receive one thousand dollars
01:02:36come here come here come here come here did you see what he did
01:02:41all right all right take it easy take it easy listen everything is fixed don't worry about a
01:02:47thing you are going to win this match what do you mean everything's fresh it's all in the bag
01:02:52i've arranged for everything why do you wait until now to tell me because you've got too big a
01:02:57mouth you'd have went and splattered it all over now listen we've got to win this thousand
01:03:01dollars for the school we've got to have it now it's up to you to get in there and do it's all
01:03:05fixed he won't harm me in the least is that mass guy in on it sure he knows it's all fixed certainly
01:03:10he does and this match is going to help patty why it'll save the school get your hands off me
01:03:14you're talking to our wrestler that a boy now you're talking help it easy take it easy bixby
01:03:19that's it for bixby take it easy all right take it easy that a boy go out there and give it to
01:03:26him come on take the clothes go out here go ahead bixby throw out your chest throw out your chest
01:03:33how far all right throw it out i'm not through it yet through it all right go ahead
01:03:37that a boy yeah look at that don't bruise me come on let's go gentlemen yes sir this is going to be a
01:03:46clean wrestling match you can't hit the stomach like this you can't gouge the eyes like this
01:03:52and you can't use the elbow like this so get to your corner and come on wrestling
01:04:00slats don't worry it's all fixed we're slats
01:04:25oliver now you've got him
01:04:47oliver it's for you
01:04:58tell him i'm all tied up
01:05:00you win
01:05:09i'll disqualify if you don't keep your head out of the roof
01:05:38you're on top now oliver
01:05:52oh
01:05:53oh
01:05:55wait
01:05:56wait
01:05:57wait
01:05:59wait
01:06:01wait
01:06:02wait
01:06:03wait
01:06:04wait
01:06:05wait
01:06:06wait
01:06:07wait
01:06:08lol
01:06:13oliver play fair
01:06:15wait
01:06:20watch
01:06:21oh
01:06:22get in there comment
01:06:31thanks very much
01:06:33Mom
01:06:35what
01:06:36Get up off that floor.
01:06:38Come on now, get up off the floor.
01:06:40Just listen.
01:06:42Now, don't be...
01:06:46Boy, am I in a mess.
01:06:50Get up off the floor.
01:06:52Come on now, get up off the floor.
01:06:54Just listen.
01:06:56Now, don't be...
01:07:00Boy, am I in a mess.
01:07:02Whoo!
01:07:08Now you've got him, Oliver.
01:07:18Come on, Oliver.
01:07:20The winner.
01:07:22Oh, Ollie!
01:07:26The winner.
01:07:28Oh, Ollie!
01:07:30Olly!
01:07:52So you're permitting competitive athletics.
01:07:55Another violation of tradition.
01:07:56That's right.
01:07:57Final gesture of defiance before I close the school.
01:08:00I don't think you'll close the school, Dad.
01:08:02Thanks to those girls and the caretakers.
01:08:05What's that?
01:08:06There's one thing you've accomplished, Mr. Kirkland.
01:08:08Your attitude has given Bixby more real spirit than it's ever had before.
01:08:13Hooray for our flies.
01:08:16Sure, shoot, we'll run for the right to lie.
01:08:19You know we never give up.
01:08:21You know we never give in.
01:08:23And if we lose, then we'll win.
01:08:25We'll still be wearing a grip.
01:08:27Hooray for our flies.
01:08:29We'll be fightin', fightin', fightin' all the way.
01:08:33Let the gold be strong.
01:08:35Let the gold be strong.
01:08:36Just don't forget the biggity-gum.
01:08:38A-boom!
01:08:39A-haw-a-haw!
01:08:40Our feet in the right.
01:08:43Go for riggy-rich-key.
01:08:45It's a-bix-key.
01:08:46Ha-da-ba-ha-da-ba-yay!
01:08:47For our side.
01:08:50Hooray!
01:08:51You want to bet money on Bixby?
01:09:00Yeah, what odds?
01:09:01Against Bixby 20 to 1 on anything from Beckham and the baseball.
01:09:0520 to 1?
01:09:06I got a thousand dollars I want to bet on Bixby to beat Carlton in a basketball game.
01:09:11A thousand dollars?
01:09:12That's a lot of money.
01:09:13Mm-hmm.
01:09:14Go on, Dan.
01:09:15Take it.
01:09:16Okay, it's a bet.
01:09:1720 to 1.
01:09:18He accepted it.
01:09:19So why?
01:09:20Now I got a bet.
01:09:21Oh, I...
01:09:22That's what we want.
01:09:23Look, you.
01:09:24You have the money over at the game because as soon as it's finished, the big payoff must come.
01:09:29I'll be there.
01:09:32What was that?
01:09:33Nuts.
01:09:36Hooray!
01:09:36Hooray!
01:09:38Hooray!
01:09:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:40Go on.
01:09:42That's making an easy thousand dollars.
01:09:45There's something you don't know.
01:09:47Bixby has a pretty good team.
01:09:48Why did he talk me into covering a grand?
01:09:50There's something else you don't know.
01:09:53That Carlton coach and me are just like that.
01:09:56And I'm going over to Carlton.
01:09:58Hooray!
01:09:59Hooray!
01:10:00Hooray!
01:10:00Hooray!
01:10:00Hooray!
01:10:01Hooray!
01:10:01Hooray!
01:10:02Hooray!
01:10:02Hooray!
01:10:03Hooray!
01:10:04Hooray!
01:10:05Hooray!
01:10:06Hooray!
01:10:07Hooray!
01:10:08Hooray!
01:10:09Hooray!
01:10:10Hooray!
01:10:11Hooray!
01:10:12Hooray!
01:10:13Hooray!
01:10:14Hooray!
01:10:15Hooray!
01:10:16Hooray!
01:10:17Hooray!
01:10:18Hooray!
01:10:19Hooray!
01:10:20Long shot sports event.
01:10:21The unknown unheralded girls basketball team from Bixby
01:10:24as they attempt to upset the undefeated conference champions from Carleton.
01:10:29While the teams are taking their last warm-up shots,
01:10:31I think it's about time for me to run down the starting lineup.
01:10:34For Bixby, at right forward, Molly McCarthy.
01:10:37At left forward, Hortense Harris.
01:10:39At center...
01:10:42She's great.
01:11:11You know, Patty?
01:11:11She's almost as good as Daisy Dimple,
01:11:14the world's champion girl basketball player.
01:11:16Almost as good.
01:11:22We're gonna beat you!
01:11:24We're gonna beat you!
01:11:27That's the third basket in a row for this fast-breaking Bixby team.
01:11:31Bixby six, Carlton nothing.
01:11:32You said they'd be here before the game.
01:11:35That's what they told me.
01:11:36What's the meaning of this?
01:11:46Excuse us, Grandpa, but we've got to get to Carlton College quick.
01:11:49You going that way?
01:11:50Well, as a matter of fact, I am...
01:11:52I'm going with you.
01:11:53Oh, you're going with me.
01:11:53And the half-ends were the amazing Bixby team leading by a score of 5.5.
01:11:59And the half ends with the amazing Bixby team
01:12:23leading by a score of 20 to 16.
01:12:26Across the floor where the Bixby stands are really jumping,
01:12:28their band and glee club are preparing some between-the-halves entertainment.
01:12:32So let's switch down to our floor microphone.
01:12:39Boy, boy, boy, if you know the score, hoi, hoi, hoi.
01:12:43What you waiting for? Joy, joy, joy.
01:12:45Gabe, how do you do?
01:12:48Now that Friday's gone, it's ten to one.
01:12:51There's a lot of fun inside.
01:12:54Jumping on Saturday night.
01:12:56We're behind ya.
01:12:58Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Boogeyman.
01:13:01Try, try, try jiving if you can.
01:13:03My, my, my.
01:13:04What's the matter with you?
01:13:07If you're in a fix and want some kicks,
01:13:10you'll be higher than a kite.
01:13:13Jumping on Saturday night.
01:13:16We'll make a gay, gay day of it.
01:13:20That's the way of it.
01:13:23Blue days are taboo.
01:13:26We'll make a right, bright night of it.
01:13:29Don't lose sight of it.
01:13:31There's plenty to do.
01:13:35Are you ready?
01:13:37Boy, boy, boy, don't you want to shout, hoi, hoi, hoi.
01:13:40How you making out?
01:13:41Joy, joy, joy, knows a lot about you.
01:13:46When you hit the track, you're jumping, Jack.
01:13:48Just be careful where you lie.
01:13:51Jumping on Saturday night.
01:13:54Jumping on Saturday night.
01:14:24Jumping on Saturday night.
01:14:54Jumping on Saturday night.
01:14:55Jumping on Saturday night.
01:15:24E-I-S-B-Y
01:15:30E-I-S-B
01:15:32E-I-S-B
01:15:45Oh, here you are, my dear.
01:15:54Sit right here, Dad. I'd save the best seat for you.
01:15:57Oh, thanks.
01:16:15Hey, look at those big amazings.
01:16:27Amazons.
01:16:27Why, they dwarf the other girls.
01:16:28There's not one of them less than six feet tall.
01:16:30They're giants, or maybe I ought to say giantesses.
01:16:32Now, remember, we'll get that McCarthy girl first.
01:16:35She's number three.
01:16:35Are you all right, Molly?
01:16:50Are you all right, Molly?
01:16:51I'm okay.
01:16:51Take care of her, Oliver.
01:16:53Our best player.
01:16:54Okay, I'll take care of her.
01:16:57Molly McCarthy's leaving the floor limping badly.
01:16:59Oh, that's a terrible break for Bixby,
01:17:01for Molly's been the spark plug of their team.
01:17:03Horn blows, and the game goes on.
01:17:05Any more of that rough stuff, I'll forfeit the game to Bixby.
01:17:32Now, the referee is knocked out cold.
01:17:34That last basket counts.
01:17:37Carlton's now in the lead, 22 to 20.
01:17:39They're carrying the referee out,
01:17:41and Lucille Walters, the Bixby center,
01:17:43was hurt on that same play.
01:17:44This surprise Carlton team is big and rough, very rough.
01:17:48There are no substitutes left on the Bixby bench,
01:17:50and no referee.
01:17:52Wonder what Bixby will do now.
01:17:55Coaches are talking it over in front of the Bixby bench.
01:17:57Anybody you want is okay with me.
01:17:58Slats, go ahead and referee the rest of the game.
01:18:03But we have no more substitutes.
01:18:05Oh, yes, we have.
01:18:06Me.
01:18:08Can you dribble?
01:18:09No, but I can drool a little.
01:18:11Oh, yes, I can do it.
01:18:24No.
01:18:25Don't run with it. Give it to somebody.
01:18:55I don't want it.
01:18:56I don't want it either.
01:18:57I don't want it.
01:18:58But this game is for big girls, not for little girls like me.
01:18:59Hey!
01:19:00Help, baby!
01:19:01I got it!
01:19:02I got it!
01:19:03Come on, Mabel!
01:19:05Out of there!
01:19:13Those last eight points were practically given to Carlton by Bixby's substitute center,
01:19:18who is probably the worst basketball player I've ever seen.
01:19:25How do I do it?
01:19:26Throw it away!
01:19:27Hey!
01:19:31Oliver, you threw it in the wrong basket!
01:19:42Oliver!
01:19:43Oliver!
01:19:44Oliver!
01:19:45Oliver, are you all right?
01:19:46Come on!
01:19:47Oh!
01:19:48My head!
01:19:49Who are you?
01:19:50Why, I'm Patty.
01:19:51Pleased to meet you.
01:19:52Who are you?
01:19:53I'm Slantz.
01:19:54Never saw you before in my life.
01:19:55My head!
01:19:56My head!
01:19:57That bump must have knocked him wacky.
01:19:59Who am I?
01:20:01Well, you're Daisy Dimple, the greatest girl basketball player in the world.
01:20:05I am?
01:20:06Yeah.
01:20:07Then on with the game.
01:20:08On with the game!
01:20:09Well, let's go.
01:20:10Positions, girls!
01:20:11Positions, girls!
01:20:12Oh!
01:20:13Oh!
01:20:14Oh!
01:20:15Oh!
01:20:16Oh!
01:20:17Oh!
01:20:18Oh!
01:20:19Oh!
01:20:20Oh!
01:20:21Oh!
01:20:22Oh!
01:20:23Oh!
01:20:24Oh!
01:20:25Oh!
01:20:26Oh!
01:20:27Oh!
01:20:28Oh!
01:20:29Oh!
01:20:30Oh!
01:20:31Oh!
01:20:32Oh!
01:20:33Oh!
01:20:34Oh!
01:20:35Oh!
01:20:36Oh!
01:20:37Oh!
01:20:38Oh!
01:20:39Oh!
01:20:40Oh!
01:20:41Oh!
01:20:42Oh!
01:20:43Oh!
01:20:44Oh!
01:20:45Oh!
01:20:46Oh!
01:20:47Oh!
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:49Oh!
01:20:50Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Oh!
01:20:53Oh!
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:55Oh!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
01:20:59Oh!
01:21:00Oh!
01:21:01It's in! It's in!
01:21:09This amazing girl has just made the score 28 for Bixby to Carlton's 30.
01:21:13The game's nearly over.
01:21:15Another basket will tie the score.
01:21:16And Bixby ties the score at 30 to 30.
01:21:32There are only seconds left to play.
01:21:34That substitute center's unbelievable, incredible, impossible.
01:21:37She's a one-girl tornado.
01:21:39Come on, out of that. Come on, get up.
01:21:41Up. There we are.
01:21:46Hello, Patty. Hello, Slats. Hello, Daisy.
01:21:53Daisy, my name is Oliver.
01:21:55No, no, your name's Daisy.
01:21:56I'm a boy. My name never was Daisy.
01:22:01It is now.
01:22:03Oh, did I hurt you, Oliver?
01:22:06Who are you calling Oliver? My name is Daisy. Please.
01:22:10Positions, girls! Positions!
01:22:13Everybody, positions!
01:22:14Oliver. Never heard of a boy.
01:22:32Hey! Throw it to me!
01:22:34Oliver!
01:22:35Me, Oliver!
01:22:36Do it!
01:22:36And Carlton wins 32 to 30.
01:22:50I won't tell you how.
01:22:52You'd never believe it.
01:22:53I won't tell you how.
01:22:54I won't tell you how.
01:22:55I won't tell you how.
01:22:55I won't tell you how.
01:22:56I won't tell you how.
01:22:56I won't tell you how.
01:22:57I won't tell you how.
01:22:57I won't tell you how.
01:22:58I won't tell you how.
01:22:58I won't tell you how.
01:22:59I won't tell you how.
01:22:59I won't tell you how.
01:23:00I won't tell you how.
01:23:00I won't tell you how.
01:23:01I won't tell you how.
01:23:01I won't tell you how.
01:23:02I won't tell you how.
01:23:02I won't tell you how.
01:23:03I won't tell you how.
01:23:03I won't tell you how.
01:23:04I won't tell you how.
01:23:04I won't tell you how.
01:23:05I won't tell you how.
01:23:05I won't tell you how.
01:23:36Lois, Louise, I mean, I didn't mean to lose the game because I did my best. Patty, I tried hard. Hey, Schlatz, I didn't mean to lose the game.
01:23:55I...
01:23:57Everybody thinks I wanted to lose the game.
01:24:05Paying off is a pleasure when you save me all this dough.
01:24:13The little guy thought he was going to be a hero.
01:24:15I told you everything was in the bag.
01:24:18Well, here's the payoff.
01:24:23Where did you get that money?
01:24:26I stole the money. I'm going to wind up in jail, but at least I'll save Bixby.
01:24:29Come on.
01:24:29Come on.
01:24:52Step on it, Grandma. Those guys have my dough.
01:24:54Say, what am I, a taxi?
01:24:59Look at the big fish hook.
01:25:00Fish hook. That's the anchor. That goes overboard.
01:25:10Get it up.
01:25:11Let's stop the boat.
01:25:13Now, look at you've done.
01:25:14Heading us right back into trouble.
01:25:15Come on. Help me raise the sail.
01:25:17Come on. Come on. Come on.
01:25:18Come on. Stay in the boat.
01:25:20Come on. Lift it up.
01:25:21Hurry up.
01:25:21What are you pushing me out here for?
01:25:30There's more room over there.
01:25:32What are you trying to do? Break that boom?
01:25:34Come on in here.
01:25:35Get away. Get out of here.
01:25:38Will you watch out?
01:25:41Get out. Get out of here.
01:25:43Get out of here.
01:25:44Get out of here.
01:25:44Some silly drivers.
01:25:48Hey.
01:25:51Slats, pull me in.
01:26:14Hey.
01:26:15Watch where you're going.
01:26:16Get out of here.
01:26:46Stay at the road.
01:26:54Keep it at the road.
01:26:55Keep it at the road.
01:26:56Keep it at the road.
01:26:56Get out of here.
01:27:11Get out of here.
01:27:13Get out of here.
01:27:14Get out.
01:27:14Get out.
01:27:15What's wrong with you?
01:27:16I mean, I thought you were going to...
01:27:17What the matter?
01:27:17What's the matter with you?
01:27:18Let's go!
01:27:48Just a little more, Slats.
01:28:10Come on, Slats.
01:28:11Well, we saved the school.
01:28:13Where's your money?
01:28:13That's not your money.
01:28:14That belongs to the boys.
01:28:15But Carlton won.
01:28:16Oh, no, they didn't.
01:28:17They had a professional team playing for them, the Amazons.
01:28:20Well, he played for Bixby, and he's a ringer.
01:28:23Five ringers to one, the game is forfeited to Bixby.
01:28:25You heard that.
01:28:26Five ringers to one.
01:28:28Hey, that's my joke.
01:28:30I don't.
01:28:34Here's your money, Oliver.
01:28:35Here's the money, Slats.
01:28:36Here's the money, Dean.
01:28:37Here's the money, Mr. Kirkland.
01:28:39Well, right back from where we started.
01:28:47You shouldn't be cheering for me.
01:29:01You, you're yelling for the man who has taught me what real school spirit means.
01:29:07Oliver Quackenbush.
01:29:09Hooray!
01:29:11Hooray!
01:29:13Hooray!
01:29:13And may I add, well done, Oliver.
01:29:19Well done.
01:29:21It certainly is.
01:29:23Hooray!
01:29:23Hooray!
01:29:35Our team is our tribe.
01:29:39So a rickety-richby is to Bixby.
01:29:41Holloba, holloba, yay!
01:29:43For our side.
01:29:46Hooray!
01:29:47Hooray!
01:29:47Hooray!
01:29:47Hooray!
01:29:50Hooray!
01:29:51Hooray!
01:29:51Hooray!
01:29:51Hooray!
01:29:52Hooray!
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