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Dive under the sea and into a world of crime, comedy, and quirky characters with Fish Police, the animated series that blends hard-boiled detective drama with offbeat underwater humor. Follow Inspector Gil as he navigates the mean streets of Fish City, solving mysteries, dealing with mob bosses, and swimming through wild adventures filled with colorful characters and sharp wit. With its mix of noir parody, clever writing, and unique ocean-themed setting, Fish Police is a cult cartoon gem that brought a whole new twist to Saturday morning animation. πŸŸπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒŠ #FishPolice #CartoonNoir #UnderwaterCartoon #90sCartoonVibes #CultCartoons #CartoonComedy #CartoonDetective #AnimatedMystery #FishCityAdventures #CartoonThrowback #OceanCartoon #ClassicCartoonFun #AnimatedParody #CartoonLegends

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00:00life in fish city can be a real crab shoot you roll the dice sometimes you
00:11win and hey sometimes you lose but so far I've been lucky this fish had beaten
00:15the odds which is why I knew something was about to go wrong suspicious paranoid
00:21neurotic you betcha that's my job I'm a cop and believe me if anything was
00:26about to go down the shell shack was always up for speaking of being up for
00:32it
00:43deep in the heart of me
00:48the cod father what's he up to no good that for sure
00:54what does he want with calamari maybe to want to make some crime waves
01:00cod father you honor my humble establishment with your immense presence
01:05I don't believe I've had pleasure who's he kidding she's had every pleasure known to fish
01:13aren't you a breath of fresh water
01:16allow me thanks I'm just all fins tonight
01:31you're a lot more than just fins my dear
01:35my dear has a show to finish
01:38to what do we owe the pleasure of your company
01:42just business nightclub business
01:45the nightclub business is a swell business
01:48take it from my boss
01:50I just might but I'm feeling extremely generous tonight so I think I'll buy the shell shack instead
01:57and everything that comes with it
02:01I'm sorry the shell shack is not for sale
02:04however we are very touched by your offer
02:08I've been known to make offers that can't be refused
02:11hey only the boss makes offers that can't be refused
02:16nor does he respond well to threats of violence
02:19hey I meant no disrespect
02:22let's take a short ride in my limo and we'll discuss this matter like two mature business mollusks
02:27just the two of us
02:29I strongly suggest you decline the invitation
02:32I can't back down, I'll lose face
02:34you take that ride and you risk losing more than just your face
02:39I'm ready when you are, Poisono
02:42that's one bad fish
02:49but I'm one bad cop
02:51if only I could get you to be bad a little more often
02:56hey Angel, you know how it is
02:59all I can offer you is good food and good conversation
03:02how about some of that tonight
03:03sorry Gillie, late night date
03:06I'd love to take away Jack though
03:08sure
03:09fish police, Goldie speaking
03:22yeah I'm still here
03:26I'm just trying to visualize that
03:28I tell you what, you go to the hospital
03:31if they can't pry it loose
03:33come on over and I'll take a wagon
03:35it'll be my pleasure
03:37so they left the shell shack together
03:39and that's the last I saw of them
03:41what do you think, Chief?
03:42I don't care what it is
03:44but you get something on the Codfather and fast
03:47one corrupt invertebrate in this city is more than enough
03:51where's the file?
03:53here you go, Chief
03:54how does he do that?
03:57looks like the feds have really been putting the heat on the Codfather in Atlantis
04:01so start putting the heat on him here
04:03let's make him feel at home
04:06hiya, Pearl
04:27tried calling you last night
04:28did you get an answer?
04:30no
04:31hmm, then I guess I was out
04:33thanks
04:34after being on call 36 hours straight
04:36this is gonna hit the spot
04:38it's what the doctor ordered
04:40you're a doc?
04:43okay, every time I raise my claw like this
04:46I get this thing
04:48every time you do this?
04:49whoa, right doc
04:51then don't do that
04:52if you wanted to go out last night
04:55why didn't you call me sooner?
04:57Pearl, sweetheart, honey, lamby pie
04:59I never know when I'm gonna have a night off
05:01lamby pie?
05:05whoa
05:06oh, for the love of...
05:13let me guess
05:13you're undercover as a stoolie
05:15check it out, fish
05:17what better way to blend in with the day call
05:19okay, mister master of disguise
05:23how long has the Codfather's limo been parked out front?
05:26all night, I say
05:27I don't know
05:28you can't exactly take in the sights with some perch sitting on your papers
05:32I'm still working out the kinks in this thing
05:34has the Codfather been in here?
05:37no, not this morning
05:39I got a bad feeling about this
05:41bet it took a lot of cash to buy this flash
05:47hey, open up, fish police
05:49try the doors
05:51yeah, right
05:51a limo like this would be left unlocked all night
05:54the Codfather
06:00and it looks like somebody finally refused his offer
06:04he's gone
06:14silk, thin-made and monogrammed with a C
06:25C for Codfather?
06:27I don't think so
06:28is that the Codfather?
06:31it was
06:31honey, I think it's gonna put a dent in your lunch tray
06:34Trujillo, Greenstein, rope off the area
06:44Parker, you check the alley
06:45yes, sir, Inspector
06:46guess we can rule out malnutrition as a cause of death
06:51what's your call?
06:54I'm an ichthyologist
06:55not a pathologist
06:56but it looks like he was killed by a small caliber bullet to the thorax at close range
07:00that's why there's not a lot of bleeding
07:02of course, it doesn't help much
07:04cause he's still dead
07:05uh, hey doc
07:06I need you to sign off on the death certificate
07:09Miller, that's all, Inspector
07:13I'd like to go home
07:14I could use some rest
07:16with the Codfather dead
07:18we'll all rest easier
07:19the Chief told me to put the heat on the Codfather
07:24but someone beat me to it
07:25with a real heater
07:26there's only one guy that had both the motive and the opportunity
07:30I was finally gonna nail Calamari
07:33for 11 years
07:34that squid had left a bad taste in my mouth
07:37and that wasn't the only place he'd left bad taste
07:40wolf
07:41the boss ain't receiving company
07:49I'm not company, Muscles
07:51open the door
07:52the boss did not wish to be disturbed
07:55look, I just have a few questions to ask him
07:57it'll only take a couple of minutes
07:59I brought muffins
08:02oh, okay
08:04but make it quick, Flatfin
08:06blueberry
08:07my favorite
08:09I get rid of your barnacles upstairs
08:21but you got a real brine shrimp problem on the foyer over here
08:24the boss has a little pest problem
08:27he's got bigger problems than that
08:29where is he?
08:30he's having breakfast on the veranda
08:32at two in the afternoon?
08:34hey, look
08:34the boss had a late night
08:36not as late as the Codfather
08:39file a suit against these clowns
08:50there's no decoder ring in this box
08:52decode this, Calamari
08:54somebody gave the Codfather the silent treatment last night
08:58permanently
08:59with a .22
09:00and I think I know who
09:02do you?
09:03Mr. Calamari is grief stricken
09:06and has no comment
09:07I'll try to collect myself
09:10earlier in the evening
09:12I met with the Codfather
09:13we had business to discuss
09:15afterwards I came home
09:18and spent the evening alone
09:20doing paperwork
09:21how convenient
09:22excuse me
09:29may I borrow your fingerchief
09:31looks like a fingerchief
09:35I found this morning
09:36right next to the Codfather's body
09:38you have no evidence
09:39I have evidence
09:41you have no motive
09:44the Codfather was putting the squeeze on Calamari
09:47for the shell shack
09:48you have no warrant
09:49I have a-a warrant
09:51warrant, uh, sir
09:52hello
10:04ah, 22
10:11still warm
10:13which is more than I can say
10:14about the Codfather
10:15that can't be
10:16just a moment
10:18proof of ownership
10:19has yet to be established
10:21nah
10:23this is the boss's piece
10:25alright
10:26don't you remember
10:27I gave it to you
10:28on your birthday last year
10:29I even put your initial
10:31on the grip
10:32the boss is so hard
10:35to shop for
10:36wait a minute
10:37that gun was stolen
10:39from me weeks ago
10:40I've been set up
10:42save it for the judge
10:43I've waited 11 years
10:45to say three little words
10:46to you, Calamari
10:47why, Inspector
10:48I didn't know
10:49you cared
10:49why, Inspector
10:51I didn't know
10:51you cared
10:52you're under arrest
10:54do something legal
10:55my client
10:56has rights
10:57sure he does
10:58he has the right
10:59to remain silent
11:00anything he says
11:01can and will be held
11:02against him
11:02in a court of law
11:03isn't it great
11:04to be alive
11:05collaring Calamari
11:13was a dream
11:13come true for me
11:15and a nightmare
11:16for him
11:16every hack
11:17and shutterbug
11:18in town
11:18was hanging around
11:19to see Calamari
11:20thrown into the pokey
11:21and I was glad
11:22and I was glad
11:22to oblige
11:23way to go, Gil
11:26nice collar, Inspector
11:30it's all in the starch
11:32well, well, well
11:35Mr. Calamari
11:36how nice of you
11:38to stay with us
11:39won't you sign
11:40the register
11:41allow me
11:43what's the suction cups
11:48Gil, I always knew
11:50you had it in you
11:51you did, Chief?
11:52well, no
11:54not really
11:55but I'm happy
11:56you proved me wrong
11:57you want the honors
12:00my fish?
12:01don't mind if I do
12:03uh, there are a few
12:12necessities I'll require
12:13doing my stay
12:14which, I assure you
12:16I will be bereaved
12:18shoot
12:19oh, sorry
12:21poor choice of words
12:22I'll need fresh
12:23steamed vegetables
12:24three times a day
12:25a cappuccino maker
12:26sterling flatware
12:27none of that plated kind
12:28and silk sheets
12:30on this abomination
12:31you call a bed
12:31silver?
12:33silk sheets
12:34kiss my dorsal deadbeat
12:37Gilly, I need to see you
12:45okay, but I can only
12:46make it a minute
12:47that's what happens
12:48when you get old
12:49I'm awfully busy
12:50right now, Angel
12:51it's not every day
12:51a cop gets to throw
12:52his nemesis in the slammer
12:54ooh, sounds fun
12:55but whatever turns you on
12:57Gilly, you've got to
12:59let Calamari go
13:00he's not guilty
13:01Angel, I might have been
13:02born at night
13:03but it wasn't last night
13:04I'm talking about last night
13:07Calamari couldn't have
13:08killed the card father
13:09he was with me
13:12funny
13:12he told me he was home
13:14all night doing paperwork
13:15alone
13:16nice try, baby
13:17but I think he would have
13:18noticed if you were around
13:19no, I was helping him study
13:22see, Cal had to quit school
13:23when he was 13
13:24actually, he burned it down
13:26and it's always bothered him
13:28that he never got a diploma
13:29it's true
13:30it's true, I swear
13:31every word
13:32you better come up
13:34with something better
13:34than that, Angel
13:35I'll try
13:37but that may take me a while
13:39Calamari was behind bars
13:43and all should be
13:44right with the ocean
13:45but something was
13:47very wrong
13:48and I couldn't
13:48put my fin on it
13:49so I went in search
13:52of my favorite informant
13:54the fish who knew
13:55everything about
13:56every soul alive
13:57or dead
13:58Father Fluke
14:01I need to talk
14:01ah, Gil
14:03come to bear your soul
14:05my son
14:05actually, I was hoping
14:07you'd have something
14:07to tell me about
14:08the Codfather
14:09I know the feds
14:10have been all over him
14:12the feds have been
14:13all over him for years
14:14but the Codfather
14:15finally made one mistake
14:17he forgot to pay his taxes
14:18and the feds
14:19were just about
14:20to close in
14:21aha
14:22so taking the shell shack
14:23away from Calamari
14:25could give him
14:25a new rinse cycle
14:26for his money laundering
14:28funny
14:28now the feds
14:29are off his back
14:30Calamari's off to prison
14:31and it looks like
14:33the Codfather's
14:34too dead
14:34to enjoy it
14:35Neptune
14:36certainly works
14:38in mysterious ways
14:39thank you
14:40Father Fluke
14:41it's been a religious
14:42experience
14:43hi doc
14:48I'd like to take a look
14:49at the Codfather's body
14:51so would I
14:52but the feds
14:53showed up
14:54and took possession
14:54of the body
14:55right after it got here
14:56I never got a chance
14:57to see it
14:58what about the autopsy report
15:00no stiff
15:01no report
15:02isn't that unusual
15:03we're not talking
15:05your usual stiff
15:06just let me see
15:07the death certificate
15:08how the hell
15:11does he do that
15:12how does he do that
15:13so late at night
15:14so the doctor
15:17at the diner
15:17was Julius Kelp
15:19M.D.
15:20come on Tad
15:21let's make a house call
15:22the guy picked a heck
15:28of a place
15:29to hang out
15:29his shingle
15:30float right in
15:31gents
15:31only a few dollars
15:32for the time
15:33of your life
15:33Tad
15:41the address
15:42728
15:45Dunes Boulevard
15:46excuse me sir
15:53isn't this
15:54a doctor's office
15:55no but whatever
15:56you got
15:57we can cure
15:58it upstairs
15:59as much as I wanted
16:02to see Calamari
16:03making license plates
16:04for him
16:04I knew I couldn't
16:05let him serve time
16:06for a crime
16:07he didn't commit
16:08I knew I had
16:09to dig up
16:10some clues
16:10and a funeral
16:11seemed like
16:12the perfect place
16:13to start
16:13it was a service
16:18fit for a king
16:19there was music
16:20flowers
16:21the crying widow
16:22all the things
16:23that make funerals
16:24so much fun
16:25but something
16:26about the whole affair
16:27didn't seem to fit
16:29and believe me
16:30it wasn't
16:30angel's dress
16:31woof
16:32thank you angel
16:33thank you
16:35thank you
16:35thank you
16:36anyway today
16:38we joined together
16:39to put to rest
16:40a great octopus
16:42his girth
16:44was only matched
16:45by the size
16:46of his heart
16:47and as we put him
16:49to the sand
16:50what else can I say
16:51but that I'm sure
16:52he's gone
16:53to a better place
16:54yeah right
16:56amen
16:57and amen
16:58to a better place
17:28Hey, you surprised me, Inspector. You didn't look that clever.
17:37Looks can be deceiving.
17:39You wanted the Feds to think you were dead, so you murdered yourself and set up calamari to take the fall.
17:44Too bad your big ego wouldn't let you stay dead and away from your own funeral.
17:48You're under arrest, Codfather.
17:51Gil!
17:52Sorry, Detective. Maybe it wasn't my funeral, but it looks like it's going to be yours.
17:58And under I, I-32. That's I-32.
18:15One more time in Espanol, I-52.
18:20Now remember, this is for the Humble Figure Deluxe Party Pack.
18:28Hey, glad you could join us, Inspector. Hope you're not too winded.
18:42Oh, fancy meeting you two again.
18:45That was an ingenious plan, don't you think? Everybody played their part perfectly.
18:49And now it's your turn to play the dead cop.
18:52Get up!
19:02They've got the drop on you, Inspector.
19:05I don't care.
19:06What do you mean?
19:07I'll take you with me.
19:08You wouldn't do that. You're not that stupid.
19:11You'd be amazed at how stupid I am.
19:15What's it gonna be?
19:16Ah, drop him, boys.
19:21Like I was saying, you're under arrest for forging a death certificate,
19:25planting false evidence, resisting arrest, and ticking me off.
19:29Freeze! Federal agents!
19:32Forget it, guys. You don't think that federal agent line is gonna work on me, do you?
19:36What are you talking about?
19:38Look, Doc Croker fell for that phony Fed bit, but I'm a trained professional.
19:42Well, you're gonna be an ex-professional in a minute.
19:44Oh, yeah?
19:45Yeah, pal. The Codfather's our collar, and...
19:47Yeah, right.
19:48Look, barnacle butt, if you know what's good for you, you'll...
19:51Let me guess.
19:55Either you guys are really slow, or you really are federal agents.
20:00I was afraid of that.
20:02When you're a cop, you never brag about the one that got away.
20:05The taste of it gnaws away at your gut like a week-old burrito.
20:09We all know how that feels.
20:11Yeah, well, at least I do.
20:12Somehow, I knew I'd see the Codfather again, and I was looking forward to it, because next time, I would really bury him.
20:19All right, Calamari.
20:21You're free to go.
20:23Oh, dear.
20:24Having a bad day, Inspector?
20:27You're free, boss?
20:29What a horrible experience.
20:31I feel like I was in the slammer.
20:34You were, you pea-brain.
20:35You camped out in front of my cell all night.
20:38Well, I just wanted to be near you, boss.
20:41Was that such a horrible thing?
20:43No, but your snoring was.
20:46This gross miscarriage of justice will be addressed.
20:50You may be certain.
20:52False imprisonment, Inspector Gill?
20:54We're gonna sue your scales off.
20:56Wait a minute.
20:57You should be thanking me.
20:58I could have let you fry.
21:00Oh, my mistake, Inspector.
21:02I just spent an agonizing 24 hours in this torture chamber without even the bearer's comfort.
21:08And I owe it all to you and your incompetence.
21:11You were lucky this time, but wise up, wise guy.
21:16It always feels good to do the right thing, even if it's for the wrong fish.
21:20I hated setting Calamari free, but he didn't belong in jail.
21:24At least, not for this case.
21:26Perhaps another time, another place.
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