Dive under the sea and into a world of crime, comedy, and quirky characters with Fish Police, the animated series that blends hard-boiled detective drama with offbeat underwater humor. Follow Inspector Gil as he navigates the mean streets of Fish City, solving mysteries, dealing with mob bosses, and swimming through wild adventures filled with colorful characters and sharp wit. With its mix of noir parody, clever writing, and unique ocean-themed setting, Fish Police is a cult cartoon gem that brought a whole new twist to Saturday morning animation. ππ΅οΈββοΈπ #FishPolice #CartoonNoir #UnderwaterCartoon #90sCartoonVibes #CultCartoons #CartoonComedy #CartoonDetective #AnimatedMystery #FishCityAdventures #CartoonThrowback #OceanCartoon #ClassicCartoonFun #AnimatedParody #CartoonLegends
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00:00This city's a swell place to live, and it ain't a bad place to eat, either.
00:08Trust me, I'm a cop, and if cops know anything, it's crime, coffee, and cuisine.
00:13You can go the fast food route at Weenie King, or you can dine the leisurely, old-fashioned way at Pearl's.
00:19Simple, home-style cooking.
00:22Yep, Pearl's, my A.M. hangout.
00:24Good friends, good food, good coffee.
00:26You know, you ever notice we're like an old married cupper?
00:31Goodbye.
00:32We watch the morning news together, we eat breakfast together.
00:36Too bad the only ring I have to show for it is the one under your coffee cup.
00:41And the whole town's talking about the 33rd annual Miss Fish City Beauty Contest to be held this weekend, sponsored once again by Weenie King.
00:49Has it really been a year since that stupid, stupendous, senseless,
00:53Sensational, muddy, smarvelous, beauty contest.
00:57The contestants also include Miss Angel Jones, singer at the popular Shell Jack Nightclub.
01:03Huh, like she doesn't get enough exposure on stage every night?
01:06Come on, Pearl, a classy chassis like that deserves a showroom.
01:10Yeah, and everyone in town has taken her for a test drive.
01:14Hmm.
01:15You think she likes me?
01:34You got 20 bucks?
01:35Yeah.
01:36She likes you.
01:37Huh?
01:37Oh.
01:39Ooh.
01:39Ooh.
01:39Ooh.
01:45We could surely use a secretary around here.
01:54Hmm.
01:55Fish police, Goldie speaking.
01:58Oh, hi, Angel.
02:01Yeah, we saw it.
02:03You'll be wearing spandex in the swimsuit competition.
02:07Even money on Angel.
02:09It's the U.
02:10Hi, Angel.
02:11What can I do for you?
02:11Well, I'm soaking in the top.
02:15You could come over and scrub my back, for starters.
02:19Uh, thanks for the offer to us, but I'm strictly a shower fish.
02:23Now I could use a cold one.
02:26So, you ready for the beauty contest this weekend?
02:28I'm so excited.
02:31I reserved you a seat.
02:32It'll mean so much to me, Gil, knowing you're behind me.
02:36Uh, gotta go, Angel.
02:43Break a fin.
02:47Are you using police department equipment for personal gain?
02:52Well, let's hope so.
02:54How much you in, Fort G?
02:56Not this year.
02:58Our beloved mayor volunteered my services as a judge.
03:01He's relying on my impartiality, my keen eye, and the fact that he's my boss.
03:07You've raised dorsal kissing to an art form, Chief.
03:11Don't forget who your boss is, Gil.
03:14Anyone else need reminding?
03:16No, we know who our boss is.
03:19Good.
03:20Could we please get back to work?
03:22Police work!
03:24Hey, what do you guys know about Weenie King?
03:27What don't we know, Detective Catfish?
03:29Whether it's mealtime or in-betweeny,
03:35you can't go wrong with a Weenie King weenie.
03:39Hot dog.
03:41What in the name of Neptune is that?
03:44My weenie whistle.
03:45The waltzing weenie gave it to me when I was a kid.
03:49I'll never forget how she smiled, how she smelled,
03:52and that beautiful spotted tail.
03:55I love seeing her every year at the Miss Fish City Beauty Contest.
03:58Hot dog.
04:01Well, there may not be a contest this year.
04:05If it isn't the Big Weenie King himself.
04:09Wow!
04:10WK to my friends, y'all.
04:13And I got a little problem here.
04:14My annual beauty contest's been demoralized by disturbing and distasteful threats of violence.
04:21If the contest runs, I'll burn your buttons.
04:25So if you dare, let the beauties beware.
04:28Do you have any enemies, WK?
04:30Well, no.
04:32Unless you count the two brothers I cheated out of the family fortune,
04:35my three ex-wives,
04:37or the 196 employees I laid off last week.
04:40Well, it's a start.
04:42Don't worry.
04:43That contest is a Fish City tradition,
04:45just like your hot dogs and pearls apple pie.
04:48I'd lay down and die before I'd let anything happen to those beauties.
04:52My compliments, sir.
04:54Gil,
04:55looks like you and Catfish better keep an eye on those contestants.
05:00It's a dirty job, chief,
05:01but somebody's got to do it.
05:05Tad, I need a file on every employee who's ever worked for Weenie King.
05:09I got it, sir.
05:10Please, guys, you gotta let me tag along on this case.
05:12I was weanied on Weenie King weenies.
05:14Sure, kid.
05:15Now go.
05:17Catfish,
05:18I'd say this note was written by someone with a bad case of weenie envy.
05:22There I was, the one in charge of security,
05:31two weeks away from nailing any one of a hundred suspects
05:34with a thousand different motives,
05:36and the contest was eight hours away and counting.
05:39I was lousy at arithmetic,
05:41but I knew that added up to trouble.
05:49Look out!
05:52Oh, Gil,
05:56you were wonderful.
05:58Gil, you're so great.
06:02Something wasn't kosher around here,
06:05and I wasn't talking hot dogs.
06:10Keeping the beauty contestants safe was taking up all my time.
06:13On the other fin,
06:14I was having the time of my life.
06:16The time was running out for the scum
06:18who was scaring these skirts.
06:19Oh, Gil.
06:22This is Connie Coy from KELP
06:25reporting live from the Miss Fish City Beauty Contest.
06:28I'm standing here with Police Chief Abalone,
06:31one of tonight's judges.
06:32Chief,
06:33we've heard that the beauty contestants
06:34have been terrorized for the past week.
06:36What's the FCPD doing about it?
06:38For the last 48 hours,
06:40Inspector Gil has stayed right on top of the contestants.
06:46I mean, he's handling everything.
06:49I mean, it's under control, Connie.
06:51And now,
06:52a fish who needs no introduction.
06:54You all know him.
06:55You all love him.
06:56Apparently, somebody voted for him.
06:58Mayor Codd.
07:00Mayor Codd, any comment?
07:01You know, Connie,
07:05it's always been my contention
07:07that the finest-looking females
07:08in the entire ocean
07:10are our own homegrown Fish City beauties.
07:13Actually, Your Honor,
07:14I was referring to the threats
07:15against the beauty contestants.
07:17Threats?
07:18What threats?
07:19They didn't mention me, did they?
07:21Hmm?
07:21What?
07:21Did they?
07:22Well, well, well, well.
07:23Well, should I go home?
07:24Hmm.
07:24Hmm.
07:31Here, lassie.
07:43Put the entire amount on, Angel.
07:45Gee, a whole dollar.
07:47I've never seen one all by itself before.
07:52The slime suit contest
07:54is down the hall, fellas.
07:57Well, Calamari,
07:59anything you want to tell me
08:00about the weenie king threats?
08:02The boss did not concern himself
08:05with hot dog eateries.
08:07Now, should you ask
08:08who pulled the stick up
08:10at Chez Ponson last year?
08:13I think what my associate means is
08:16we're right to become privy
08:18to any information.
08:19Strictly hearsay, of course.
08:22I'd be happy to share it
08:24with Fish City's finest
08:25or, if necessary, with the police.
08:27Nobody gets in or out of this place
08:29without us knowing about it.
08:31Fitzig, you take the east exit.
08:33Chambers, take the west exit.
08:35Trujillo, check the basement.
08:37And Dabbleman, you go long.
08:38Gives new meaning to the words
08:55lip service.
08:57Oh, Pearl, you're the last fish
09:00in the ocean I expected to see here.
09:02Obviously.
09:03Believe me, I'm only here
09:05to bring my baby brother dinner,
09:06not to condone this despicable display
09:08of female fish flesh.
09:10Now, where's Tad?
09:12Helping me out.
09:13Anything for me?
09:16Looks like you're getting enough already.
09:19Oh, hi, Pearl.
09:21You here to offer support?
09:23Why?
09:24Looks like your maiden form's
09:25already putting in overtime.
09:29Oh!
09:32I don't know you from Neptune,
09:34but I sure hope you win.
09:35Me too.
09:37I've never been past the reef before.
09:40Imagine touring the entire ocean
09:42for a whole year.
09:44Did you say the winner
09:45goes out of town for a whole year?
09:48Sure, it comes with the crown.
09:50Just think, if I win, I'd...
09:52A whole year?
09:53As in 365 days and nights?
09:59I'll help Angel win.
10:01Allow me.
10:02Oh, dames.
10:05Oh, dames.
10:11Welcome, ladies and gentlefish,
10:14to the 33rd Annual Miss Fish City Beauty Contest.
10:18I'm Bob Sharks, your master of ceremonies.
10:21Now, let's give a big fish city welcome to...
10:25The Waltzing Weenie.
10:28There's your meal time,
10:29you're in betweenies.
10:31You can't go wrong with the weenie,
10:33you're in weenie.
10:34Hot down.
10:39Hey, you're not the waltzing weenie I remember.
10:43Don't tell anybody,
10:44but I just got this gig two weeks ago.
10:46Hope you have a good health plan.
10:52Yes.
10:53I'm Inspector Gill.
10:54I'm on the case.
10:55Bob will be right back.
10:57That reminds me,
10:59this lobster walks into a psychiatrist's office and...
11:02Thank you, Inspector Gill.
11:03And now, our parade of lovelies.
11:05Oh, Pearl.
11:28I never would have suspected you.
11:31Besides, Gill and I are just friends.
11:33Well, I'm with my friends.
11:35Not much more.
11:36A little more.
11:37But not anymore.
11:39Oh, for the love of Pike,
11:40I just wanted to pick the suit.
11:43There.
11:44That's better.
11:45Oh, yes.
11:47Now, Angel,
11:49you go out there
11:50and show them this dirty ocean
11:52has a beacon of grace,
11:54beauty,
11:55and...
11:56purely.
11:57Float tall,
11:59float proud,
12:00float those babies.
12:02Gee, Pearl,
12:04you've been so nice to me.
12:06You're the sweetest,
12:07kindest.
12:08Come on, honey.
12:15Please, Neptune,
12:16don't let her talk.
12:19And to achieve my goal
12:20to become a nuclear physicist
12:22or a spokesmodel
12:23so that fish of every species
12:26may someday swim together
12:27in peaceful waters.
12:29How about that?
12:31Thank you, Tentra.
12:32How far do those fins go?
12:34A lot further than you will.
12:36Uh, mm-hmm.
12:37And now, Angel,
12:38your question.
12:39How should Miss Fish City
12:40work to represent her public?
12:42Actually,
12:43I do my best work in private.
12:45But I also think Miss Fish City
12:51should be a beacon of grace,
12:53beauty,
12:54and purity
12:55in this dirty ocean.
12:58And if I'm crowned,
12:59I promise to float tall,
13:01float proud,
13:02and...
13:04float those babies.
13:10Thank you, Angel.
13:12While the judges
13:12hand in their decisions,
13:14let me remind you
13:15that if Miss Fish City
13:16cannot fulfill her obligations
13:17for any reason,
13:18the first swimmer up
13:19will take her place.
13:20And now,
13:20a word from our sponsor.
13:22Thank you, Angel.
13:22Thank you, sir.
13:27You saved my beauty contest.
13:30You're a carp,
13:30or you're...
13:31Well, we're not out
13:32of the seaweed yet.
13:33There's still a terrorist fish
13:35floating out there somewhere.
13:38By the way,
13:39whatever happened
13:40to the old waltzing weenie?
13:41Her buns gave out.
13:44And the first swimmer up is...
13:48Tetra Kaneski!
13:52And now,
13:55the moment we've all
13:56been waiting for,
13:57the new Miss Fish City is...
14:00Come on, Angel, baby.
14:02Drive it home for Pearl.
14:04Angel Jones!
14:10Yes!
14:11Even if she's gone,
14:13she's out of my life!
14:15The contest was over,
14:21but my job wasn't.
14:22The file had come through
14:23on WK's employees,
14:25and they were all
14:25as clean as my whistle,
14:27except one.
14:28Tad,
14:28get me the hate note
14:30sent to WK.
14:31Right here.
14:32Ah, sir.
14:32Sir.
14:32Oh, Kel,
14:52it's so incredible.
14:54Pinch me.
14:55I must be dreaming.
14:56Pinch me.
14:58Pinch me.
15:00Now I must be dreaming.
15:01Oh, Mr. Calamari,
15:08the Shell Shack
15:09is losing its headliner
15:10for a year.
15:11How do you feel about that?
15:13Angel's victory for night
15:14has moved Mr. Calamari
15:16beyond verbal expression.
15:18That is to say,
15:19no comment.
15:21Why wasn't I warned
15:22this could happen
15:23before Angel entered
15:24this stupid contest?
15:25I could have fixed it.
15:26What am I supposed to do
15:28for the next year
15:29while she's out
15:29spreading goodwill?
15:31Have muscles go on stage
15:32and belly dance?
15:34Well,
15:35I did study modern jazz
15:37in my youth.
15:38Shut up,
15:39you idiot.
15:39I see anybody suspicious.
15:45Nope.
15:45Perhaps the terrorist
15:46prefers Dijon.
15:55What are we smelling for?
15:57Inspector Gill says
15:58a combination of perfume
15:59and weenies.
16:00What?
16:01Oscar Mayer
16:02Della Renta?
16:04What are they
16:05sniffing for?
16:06Clue, sir.
16:07I'm following the hunch.
16:15Hey,
16:15things won't be the same
16:16without you, doll.
16:18I'll miss you too, crab.
16:20Ladies and gentlefish,
16:22I think it's time
16:23to hear from
16:24the lady of the evening,
16:26my dear.
16:27I want to personally
16:28thank each and every one
16:30of you for being here tonight.
16:32Your friendship
16:33fills me up
16:34with such a warm
16:35feeling inside.
16:37It's hard
16:38for me to say goodbye.
16:40I'll miss you.
16:42And you.
16:43And especially you.
16:45More than words can say.
16:47So before I go,
16:49I'd like to give
16:49each and every one
16:51of you a big,
16:52wet kiss.
16:59We're getting close.
17:00I know she's here.
17:01I can feel it
17:02in my gut.
17:03You sure it's a she, sir?
17:04Sure, I'm sure.
17:05I've known she's
17:06from he's
17:06since I was 13, Tad.
17:13So what's next, sir?
17:15A weenie roast.
17:17Fish police!
17:18Freeze!
17:20Somebody,
17:21grab that weenie!
17:22the original waltzing weenie.
17:46For 20 years,
17:49I played the waltzing weenie
17:50with relish
17:51till last month.
17:53W.K. told me
17:54my fins were shot
17:55and my shells
17:56were sagging
17:57so he canned me.
17:58What was I supposed to do?
18:00She couldn't cut
18:01the mustard anymore.
18:02Boo!
18:04Years of faithful service
18:05and then I'm flushed
18:07down the turlet
18:07like a dead bullfish.
18:10Who here would put up
18:11with that?
18:11Not this fish, sister.
18:13Shoving his bottom feeder!
18:15What a creep!
18:16Boo!
18:19I'm taking
18:20the weenie king empire down.
18:22I'm gonna sue
18:23your buns off.
18:25My card.
18:26We have an excellent
18:27case against him.
18:28Well, I'm gonna
18:29press charges.
18:31My card.
18:32We have an excellent
18:33case against her.
18:39Oh, God.
18:42You're gonna have
18:42to get in line, W.K.
18:44The city has a few
18:45charges of its own
18:46against her.
18:47I hate to do this
18:47to you, Shelly,
18:48but the only waltzing
18:49you'll be doing
18:50for a while
18:51is with a warden
18:52named Wide Wanda.
18:53After what you drove
18:54this poor fish to do,
18:55I'm officially off
18:57weenie king weenies.
18:59No more weenies!
19:01No more weenies!
19:03Now, Shelly,
19:04perhaps I've been
19:06a little harsh.
19:08I tell you what,
19:09when you get out
19:09of Slammer, honey,
19:10you look me up
19:11and I'll put you
19:11right back
19:12on the payroll.
19:18I'll see you
19:19in five to ten.
19:21Stiff upper shell,
19:22kiddo.
19:22If my shells
19:24had been stiffer,
19:25I'd still be
19:26the waltzing weenie.
19:29Now,
19:30weren't you
19:30about to make
19:31that going
19:31far, far away speech?
19:36Winning is important,
19:37but not as important
19:38as losing.
19:40Gil,
19:41I almost lost you
19:43tonight.
19:44So what am I,
19:45Chopsquid?
19:46And my beloved
19:47benefactor,
19:48Mr. Biscotti
19:49Calamari,
19:50whatever would I
19:51do without him?
19:53It's questions
19:53like that
19:54to keep me awake
19:55at night.
19:56And Pearl,
19:57you're the first
19:58female friend
19:59I've ever had.
20:01I couldn't bear
20:01to lose you
20:02either,
20:03or any of my
20:04friends.
20:07So,
20:09Tetra,
20:12you are the new
20:13Miss Fish
20:15float tall,
20:17float proud,
20:19and I forget
20:21the rest.
20:29What you do,
20:30Gil,
20:30propose?
20:39Angel won the
20:40beauty contest.
20:40That was good.
20:42She gave the crown
20:42to Tetra.
20:43That was bad.
20:44At least Pearl
20:45thought so.
20:46We solved the
20:46weenie king case.
20:47That was good.
20:48It turned out
20:49to be my beloved
20:50waltzing weenie.
20:51That was bad.
20:53At least I thought
20:53so.
20:54Let's see.
20:55If we enter
20:56Angel in the
20:56Miss Seven Seas
20:57contest,
20:58that's at least
20:59seven places
21:00she'd be gone to.
21:01Oh,
21:01and when you
21:02factor in
21:02lost luggage,
21:03it could be
21:03years before
21:04she comes back.
21:06Oh,
21:06oh,
21:06here's one.
21:07Miss Polar
21:08Ice Cap.
21:09Exactly how far
21:10away is the
21:11Arctic Ocean?
21:12Pearl,
21:13you're being
21:13silly.
21:14Sensible.
21:15Stubborn.
21:16Supportive.
21:17Sweetheart.
21:20C'est la vie.
21:26Close.
21:27Hey,
21:28it's 8 o'clock
21:28in the A.M.
21:29What are you,
21:30a couple of salmon?
21:31They got places
21:32upstream for that
21:33kind of thing.
21:34You know,
21:34people gotta eat
21:35off that counter.
21:36What's the matter
21:37with you?
21:38I wish I had
21:38a video
21:39camera.
21:39Video camera.
21:40Yeah.
21:40That's it.
21:40I wish I had
21:40a video camera.
21:40I wish I had
21:41video camera.
21:42I wish I had
21:42a video camera.
21:42I wish I had
21:43a video camera.
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