Dive under the sea and into a world of crime, comedy, and quirky characters with Fish Police, the animated series that blends hard-boiled detective drama with offbeat underwater humor. Follow Inspector Gil as he navigates the mean streets of Fish City, solving mysteries, dealing with mob bosses, and swimming through wild adventures filled with colorful characters and sharp wit. With its mix of noir parody, clever writing, and unique ocean-themed setting, Fish Police is a cult cartoon gem that brought a whole new twist to Saturday morning animation. 🐟🕵️♂️🌊 #FishPolice #CartoonNoir #UnderwaterCartoon #90sCartoonVibes #CultCartoons #CartoonComedy #CartoonDetective #AnimatedMystery #FishCityAdventures #CartoonThrowback #OceanCartoon #ClassicCartoonFun #AnimatedParody #CartoonLegends
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00:00Oh
00:30If New York is the melting pot, then Fish City can only be described as the booyah base.
00:51Trust me, being a good cop in a bad town can be murder.
01:00It was another Monday morning in Fish City.
01:14As usual, it looked like an exceptional day.
01:17This is my beat, and this is where I eat.
01:20Thank Neptune for Pearls.
01:22In a turbulent sea of surprises, Pearls is calm and peaceful.
01:26What's the matter with you this morning?
01:33This morning?
01:34Why should this morning be any different from any other morning in the history of mornings?
01:39Nothing ever changes, and I've decided to do something about it.
01:45My new menu.
01:46Well, crack my shell.
01:49A special named after me.
01:51The Krabby.
01:53Peppery tongue on crusty bread.
01:56What are you laughing at, bub?
01:58Get a load of the Inspector Gill.
02:01Cornflakes and coffee.
02:02Okay, so I'm a little predictable.
02:05A little?
02:06Are you wearing a green tie today?
02:09Yeah.
02:09Well, then, it must be Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or Thursday.
02:15So I'm consistent.
02:17Monotonous.
02:18Reliable.
02:18Boring.
02:19I've had it.
02:21I am bored, bored, bored.
02:23All a bored that's going aboard.
02:26Oh, bored.
02:29Hey, I can be as unpredictable as the next fish.
02:32Excuse me, that's someone else's seat.
03:02Sorry, pal.
03:05I must have missed the brass plaque.
03:08I'd like a cup of coffee, beautiful.
03:10Cream and sugar or gorgeous?
03:13Uh, I mean black.
03:15Cream and sugar, sugar.
03:18Didn't you end up eating steak through a straw the last time you called pile, sugar?
03:23Ahem.
03:24Nasty cop.
03:25I'd have that checked if I were you.
03:27But you're not me, and you're still sitting on my stool.
03:30Oh, hey, if it means that much to you.
03:33Besides, I've got to go anyway.
03:35Au revoir, ma petite poisson.
03:38Oh, likewise, I'm sure.
03:41What did he do?
03:46He called you a small fish.
03:48But it sounded different somehow.
03:56Come on, catfish.
03:58I'm not getting any younger.
04:00Come to think of it, I'm not getting any.
04:02Patience, Goldie, patience.
04:04My third husband said I had the patience of a saint.
04:08Of course, that's when he dressed up like a monkfish and called me Mother Superior.
04:15Thanks.
04:18Hubba, hubba, Detective Catfish.
04:21Are you going undercover tonight?
04:22No, Ted.
04:23I always wear a miniskirt and fishnet stockings on Mondays.
04:27Now that was my fourth husband.
04:30Hey, not so fast, fishcakes.
04:32I'm collecting for the Widows and Orphans Fund.
04:35And I can make you give till it hurts.
04:38Ask my fifth husband.
04:49You got any paper money?
04:51You know, green stuff?
04:52Dead presidents?
04:54Hey, I'm a cop, not Oysters Rockefeller.
04:58Listen up.
04:59I have a short announcement.
05:03That'll be the dang.
05:15Put a lid on it, ladies.
05:17This is Inspector C. Bass, and he's more than just a pretty face.
05:21That's a pretty face?
05:22Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Brass Plack.
05:26You two know each other?
05:28Yeah, we had breakfast together.
05:30You can scramble my eggs anytime, honey.
05:33Gil, meet your new partner.
05:36Partner?
05:37Who needs a partner?
05:38I've never had a partner before.
05:40Well, you've got one now.
05:43Bass just transferred in from Altoona.
05:45He's a sting expert.
05:47He's here to help you with the dwarf gourami gold bullion case.
05:51I don't need help.
05:52I'm this close.
05:54Good.
05:55Good.
05:56He'll just get you that much closer.
05:59Now update him on the file.
06:02Uh, it's in this mess somewhere.
06:04I'll find it later.
06:06Not necessary, Chief.
06:08I've been following this shipment since it disappeared from Fort Locks.
06:11Then I suppose you know when it's planning to appear in Fish City.
06:15Don't you know?
06:17I can see that you two will make quite a team.
06:20What is an orphans, huh?
06:24You came to the right fish.
06:25I've been an orphan since I was six.
06:28Aww.
06:30That's quite a watch, doll.
06:33It's nothing compared to the feeling I get back.
06:36Pardon my sour grapes, but this cop had one cherry roadster while I drove a lemon.
06:44That and the fact that he tried to squeeze my tomato this morning made him not exactly the apple of my eye.
06:51What'd you do?
06:52Win the lottery?
06:53Let's just say I know where to put my money.
06:56So how long you been drinking Pearl's coffee?
06:58Long enough to have a special named after me.
07:01Yeah?
07:02Well, a gal's got a right to add a new entree to her menu.
07:06Not this gal.
07:08I've been her steady diet for five years.
07:10Well, maybe she'd like to try something a little bit richer and more filling.
07:15Reel in your recipe, buddy.
07:17You don't have the right ingredients.
07:19Turn left up here.
07:20Where are we going?
07:21The Shell Shack.
07:22It's just about happy hour for the snitches.
07:25Perfect.
07:26Maybe if we flash a little silver, we can pick up some info about the gold.
07:30Don't you just want to smack him?
07:39Who's the Bats, boss?
07:41There's some new hotshot cop in town.
07:44Inspector Gill's bad enough, but at least he's predictable.
07:47I hate not knowing something.
07:49Uh, don't worry, boss.
07:53You get used to it.
07:54You don't have a brass plaque on this one, do you?
07:57Hey, Dermador, my drink is watered down.
08:01It's butter brains like him who give us crustaceans a bad name.
08:05Hey, isn't that the sharp-looking basil park this keister on your stool at Piles this morning?
08:11My new partner.
08:12Charming, isn't he?
08:13Check out the threads.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Where's he get all the clams?
08:17I don't know yet, but I'm going to see what I can dig up.
08:22Hey, Inkblad, you got any skinny for sale?
08:24No, but I have Fats over here on the payroll.
08:27And if you don't get your filthy fins off me, I'll have him on you.
08:32Yeah, right.
08:33Okay, spread them.
08:37I'll ten of them.
08:38Nobody talks like that to the boss.
08:42Don't get sore, muscles.
08:44Does your friend have any idea who I am?
08:47No introductions necessary.
08:49I recognize your kind.
08:51This is Calamari.
08:54He owns the joint.
08:55Sorry, my mistake.
08:59Let me buy you a drink.
09:00How kind.
09:02Why don't you make it around for the house?
09:07Hi, tall, striped, and handsome.
09:10I'm Angel.
09:12Hi, Angel.
09:13Are you here to show me your little piece of heaven?
09:17Yeah.
09:18You want to take the tour?
09:20Baby, I always travel first class.
09:22Well, I'm all right.
09:28I'll say.
09:33The minute you swam in the joint, I could see you were a fish of distinction.
09:41A real big spender.
09:45Good looking, so refined.
09:49Say, wouldn't you like to...
09:50Girl for breakfast, Angel for dinner.
09:52I could get used to this cuisine.
09:55Sounds like your eyes are bigger than your stomach.
09:58This bass is swimming a little too tall for my taste.
10:02I suggest we bring him to his knees.
10:05But how?
10:06Angel.
10:07Bulls.
10:09Gambling.
10:10Chocolate.
10:10I doubt if we could bring bass down with a chocolate bar.
10:15See, my mother had this problem.
10:18She would eat all my Halloween candy.
10:21I don't care if it's cash or candy.
10:30Find out what it is.
10:32Now.
10:34This smart bass has got to go.
10:36Extra.
10:37Extra.
10:38Extra.
10:39Extra.
10:40Read all about it.
10:42Dino dick duo.
10:44Crime was down.
10:44That was good.
10:46Bass was taking credit for it.
10:48That was bad.
10:49Chief Abalone seemed happy.
10:50That was good.
10:51But I didn't trust my partner, and that was bad.
10:55Because when a cop is trying to be that good, he's got to be hiding something that's bad.
11:01And what kind of a cop doesn't wear a hat?
11:04Then there was the time in Clearwater I was tailing these three spiny puffers.
11:08Ooh.
11:10Yeah, you know what they're like when they're cornered.
11:12Of course, my partner froze on me, so I had to take them out myself.
11:15Got one in the left fin.
11:17That's this scar right here.
11:19Ooh.
11:21Any questions?
11:23Just one.
11:24Are you single?
11:29Tad, where's the file on...
11:30Seabass from the Alcuna PD.
11:32Right here, sir.
11:34I wouldn't bother...
11:34Right here, sir.
11:36I wouldn't bother reading it, though.
11:37They couldn't say enough good things about him.
11:39That makes two of us.
11:40If you won't be needing me for anything else, sir, I'd like to sit in with Inspector Baz and take notes.
11:45At two, Tad?
11:47Ooh.
11:48Looks like I've got a date with an angel.
11:51Give her my best.
11:52She's had your best.
11:54Apparently, it wasn't good enough.
12:01Uh-huh.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Tonight.
12:04Got it.
12:06Uh, Chief, about the dwarf gourami bouillon.
12:08It's coming down.
12:09Twenty-two hundred hours.
12:10Wharf warehouse.
12:11Three months of work finally paying off.
12:14Good.
12:14Good.
12:15Dwarfs at the wharf.
12:17And Gil.
12:18This time, when the photographers show up, try to get in the picture.
12:21Aren't you being a little optimistic?
12:24All one hundred and fifty bars of gold?
12:26You think they can move that much bouillon at once?
12:29I've done my homework.
12:31Word is it's being driven out of Fish City tonight.
12:34Care to join our little roadblock?
12:35Of course, if you have a more pressing engagement.
12:38Don't worry, Gil.
12:39I can make both of them.
12:41Shoot.
12:41It's my mother's birthday.
12:43I've got to go call her.
12:44You dwarf gouramis, reach for the surface.
13:04We prefer to be called little gouramis.
13:07I don't care if you prefer to be called little Bo Peep.
13:09You're going to the big house.
13:11Uh, not unless it's a felony to transport chicken broth across state lines.
13:18Uh, sir?
13:19Chicken bouillon?
13:21Ew!
13:23But it was gold bouillon.
13:25I knew it.
13:27Someone must have tipped them off.
13:30Man, I thought this bus was watertight.
13:33It was, but we recently sprang a slow leak.
13:41Does that obnoxiously toothy smile mean you've got something on that loathsome sea bass?
13:53I think you'll be particularly pleased with what I dreaded up.
14:00Or it's not exactly what I was hoping for, but this could be fun.
14:05After my bust went flat, I was lucky I didn't get canned.
14:11I couldn't prove it yet, but I felt in my gut this bass was on the take.
14:16And that left me in the soup.
14:18Ahoy, pearls.
14:20My pearls.
14:21My beacon.
14:22My haven.
14:22My sacred divine shelter.
14:24She'd be on my side.
14:30New special, huh?
14:32Well, it's just like me.
14:34Beefy.
14:34Hammy.
14:35Extra dressing.
14:36Cheesy.
14:37With lots of lettuce.
14:39Bologna.
14:40Gil, where are you going?
14:41You just got here.
14:42I'm suddenly feeling sick.
14:44They say chicken bouillon is good for that.
14:47Gil?
14:53Sandy, there has to be something I'm missing.
14:56I know bass blew the whistle on my bus, but when?
14:59The only time the guy was out of my sight was when he went to call his mother.
15:08Didn't bass say he was an orphan?
15:17Before the bus went south, bass said he was calling his mother.
15:21Ha.
15:21Only if he used a Ouija board.
15:26The whole burrow was bonkers over bass, and I was about to burst their bubble.
15:31Well, pop my perch.
15:33Another winner.
15:34That bear sure can pick him.
15:36Too bad his brain wasn't around when you were picking husbands.
15:39It's too bad my brain wasn't around when I was picking husbands.
15:44Where's Abalone?
15:45He's having breakfast with Mayor Cod, Humble Pie, and Chicken Soup.
15:52I have to talk to you, Chief.
15:54After what I had to swallow this morning, you don't want to talk to me now, you don't want
15:59to talk to me later, does he, co-workers?
16:03No, he doesn't want to talk to you now or later.
16:07In fact, you won't want to talk to me until my retirement party, which, by the way, you
16:13won't be invited to.
16:14But, Chief, it's about bass.
16:16I got called on the carpet this morning.
16:19So you are now my personal doormat.
16:23You got a problem with your partner?
16:25There he is.
16:27Deal with it.
16:29I hate to interrupt this male bonding, but we've got a jumper.
16:34Where?
16:35On top of a building.
16:36You want to be a little more specific?
16:39What?
16:39You want an address?
16:41Above the Shell Shack penthouse.
16:43Gil.
16:44Bass, get on it.
16:46Now!
16:51This is Connie Coy from KELP, reporting live from the Shell Shack.
16:56We'll stay on the scene as the drama unfolds.
16:58What is it?
16:59What's happening?
17:00Oh, my goodness.
17:01You think you're really going to jump?
17:02Even I haven't had Angel on the hood of a car.
17:09Why don't I stay down here and wait for Abalone?
17:11I'll tell Bass and I went up to the top of the building.
17:13What is that, a whale?
17:16Let's do it.
17:17Come on.
17:18No need for both of us to go way up there.
17:20Why don't I stay way down here and coordinate things from this end?
17:23What's the matter, Bass?
17:25Your face is starting to match my tie.
17:27Nothing matches your tie, including your jacket.
17:31I'm just a little...
17:31Do I detect a touch of acrophobia?
17:34Psst, Connie.
17:39You want a scoop?
17:49Hey, Blubberbot.
17:51What are you doing out there?
17:52The boss wanted I should shine the ball on the end of the flagpole.
17:57It was trickier than it looked.
17:59Come on.
18:00I can't handle that lug by myself.
18:02Besides, don't you want to see the view from up here?
18:05Wrong answer, Bassy Babe.
18:07Come on.
18:08Outta fish.
18:11Hey, Gil.
18:13Your friend don't look too healthy.
18:15And they say you're not smart.
18:18Beautiful day, isn't it?
18:19The water's so blue.
18:21And look how tiny everybody looks.
18:24Way, way down there.
18:27If this mountain jumps, he's gonna take out a city block.
18:31Queasy stomach, Bass?
18:33I hear chicken bullion is good for that.
18:36I know you busted my bus.
18:38That gold bullion belonged to the feds, and now you've got it out on the street.
18:41Thanks to your timely telephone tip to your mother.
18:44Hey, we're partners, aren't we?
18:46How does 50% of my 20% sound?
18:48Like 10%.
18:49Besides, that would put me on the take, just like you.
18:53All right, all right.
18:54I admit it.
18:54I'm dirty.
18:55I'm as dirty as that stain on your tie.
18:57Let's keep your confession on a professional level, okay?
19:01Had to think I put him on my menu.
19:06Connie, did you get that?
19:09Don't worry.
19:10I'm sure they got your good side.
19:12Hey, flat pin.
19:14What about me?
19:16Let go, you boob.
19:17You're in water.
19:34My car!
19:36You mean Exhibit A?
19:49Here, Chief.
19:50And if you check the trunk, you'll find the rest of the bullion.
19:53Gold, not chicken.
19:54What tip you want?
19:56Well, Chief, Bass told me he put all his moolah into his wheels.
20:00I started figuring maybe he meant that literally.
20:03You also knew exactly how many gold bars there were.
20:05How unlike you to be so sloppy.
20:09Get this bass out of my sight.
20:12Good work, you.
20:15Next time, I'll listen to you.
20:23What was that for?
20:27Being a good cop, a good guy, and just plain good.
20:31Well, some of us are just plain good because some of us are just plain bad.
20:36There are times when bad can be good.
20:40Angel, now that's bad.
20:42It was nice to see things swinging back to normal.
20:46And there I'd been worried that Bass had taken Angel to new heights.
20:50Little did I know.
20:51Mommy?
21:03No.
21:04Chocolate.
21:06I'm sorry I made a mess of things, boss.
21:09No, contraire, my loyal underling.
21:12You far exceeded my expectations.
21:14And so did Inspector Gill.
21:17Oh, predictability.
21:20It's so predictable.
21:22Bass made his last transfer to Haddocka.
21:29Last I heard, he put the warden on the worst dress list and ended up in solitary.
21:33But Bass will be fine.
21:34After all, it's all in the attitude.
21:36Or, should I say, altitude?
21:39You were pretty amazing up there.
21:41I'm pretty amazing down here, too.
21:44I know.
21:45That's why I've named a new special after you.
21:50The Hero Sandwich?
21:53What's all this?
21:55Can't a carp change?
21:56Well, just as long as there's still some of the old gill in there, too.
22:01Why don't you frisk me and find out?
22:05You'd like that, wouldn't you?
22:07You bet.
22:09In fact, I'll make it easy.
22:10You persnickety piranhas!
22:26Like, you guys got discriminating palates!
22:29You'll eat your young, but you won't eat my sandwich!
22:32What's the matter when you ate your back?
22:33I'm not what you ate!
22:34Alex Foley's back, as bad as ever, and he's facing lethal beauty of Brigitte Nielsen.
22:52Eddie Murphy and Judge Reinhold team up in the box office smash.
22:55Beverly Hills Cop 2, tomorrow.
22:57Now, don't swim away.
22:58Tequila and Bonetti is next.
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