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The Feud Season 1 Episode 2- Episode 02 - 1080p
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00:00I don't think we should sell. I think we should do the kitchen.
00:03Seriously?
00:04Hello, Mr. Magpie. How's the wife and kids?
00:06You and your son had some pretty intense arguments.
00:09You never mentioned Marcus?
00:11You stitched me up with that Indian kid.
00:12He lied about his confession, and we both know why.
00:15This isn't over.
00:16Whoever died here, heard they were murdered.
00:18I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors?
00:20At least with John and Emma, we know they're not going to kill us.
00:22Ooh, it's lovely to see you all getting on so well.
00:25There's all the tension in there, unbearable.
00:30I don't know.
01:00I don't know.
01:30I don't know.
01:30I don't know.
01:32I don't know.
01:36Hello, Mr. Mad Pie.
02:05You're going to ask the builders not to leave any ladders out in case you have to walk underneath them?
02:10There are worse things to be than a little bit superstitious.
02:12Like inexplicably refusing to sign a party war agreement.
02:18What are you doing today?
02:19Not sure.
02:22What do you get up to all day?
02:26I mean, I know you're looking for work, but doesn't it get boring just not doing much?
02:31Not seeing anyone?
02:33I see people.
02:34Hmm. Who?
02:38Where's all this come from?
02:41I really need to speak to Derek and Barbara.
02:43You're wasting your time. I don't think you're going to be able to change their mind on this.
02:46You mean you hope I don't?
02:49I'm not the enemy.
02:51I thought this whole kitchen thing was supposed to bring us closer together.
02:56You're right. I'm sorry.
02:58I love you, Anna.
02:59I know. It's just...
03:03It's just what?
03:07Do you really think Derek and Barbara won't budge?
03:11Of course they won't.
03:13They're ignorant.
03:14And intransigent.
03:15Why do you think Marcus laughed?
03:18What do you mean?
03:19They just disappeared. No one knows what happened to him.
03:22He hated them.
03:24And it was partly because they never listened to him.
03:26How do you know that?
03:27He used to tell me.
03:28When?
03:29I never saw you with him.
03:31Yeah, Bess.
03:32You hardly knew him.
03:32No, you barely know me.
03:39What was that all about?
03:41God knows.
03:42She's just a poor, messed up, lonely kid.
03:49You all right?
03:51Uh, yeah.
03:53It's just Alan wants to know if I want to go for a pint later.
03:57Do you?
03:58No.
03:59Not really in the mood.
04:00I think you should go.
04:02Maybe I'll text Sonia.
04:03See if she fancies a catch-up.
04:07I'm going to try and talk to Derek.
04:08Come on.
04:08Why?
04:09See if she's able to not go for it.
04:18All right.
04:22Derek, Barbara, it's me.
04:51I just want to have a chat with you, if that's all right.
05:06Dad, it's me.
05:07Just wondering if you had any luck with the plan.
05:09Give us a call.
05:13Hiya.
05:14Hi.
05:15You're not working today?
05:17Me?
05:18Yeah, always.
05:19I'm on my way.
05:20We can't want to work from home all the fancy, yeah?
05:22Oh, if Sonia off?
05:24She's got a nice afternoon plan with her feet up.
05:26I mean, don't get me wrong.
05:28I wouldn't want to be a teacher for all the omelette in Spain.
05:30But with all the strikes and Covid, she's had more days off than John.
05:34And that's saying something.
05:37Yeah, sorry.
05:39I was joking about John.
05:40I know he's had quite...
05:41No, no.
05:42I think it's nice that you're going out for a drink later.
05:44I think you could do with the moan.
05:47Slow down.
05:48I haven't answered him yet.
05:49Answered him.
05:50You asked him.
05:51Well, he only just text asking if I fancied a pint.
05:53So, yeah, we might.
05:55But I was with him when you text him.
05:58Must have been his fancy woman.
06:00Sorry.
06:04You know, I've got to stop doing jokes.
06:06Sonia's always telling me.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08You're fine.
06:09It's me.
06:10It's the extension, the builders, the plans, money.
06:12I'm just all over the place.
06:13I must have misheard.
06:14Have a good day.
06:15Yeah, you too.
06:16Hey, why don't you ask Sonia if she's free later?
06:19We could all go out.
06:21I could do with a drink.
06:22Yeah, sure.
06:23Let's do that.
06:42I can have to talk to them sooner or later.
06:45Oh?
06:46Why?
06:47They're our neighbours.
06:49Oh.
06:50Don't you see?
06:51There's a process.
06:52There are at least two objections to the little scheme so far.
06:55The longer we stole, the more likely they are to change their minds.
06:57I mean, it's not...
06:58They're not going to change their minds, Derek.
06:59They're going to build their stupid kitchen.
07:01And they're going to want to move our tree.
07:04And if they move the tree...
07:06Oh, shut up, woman.
07:07Just, just, just...
07:08Get a grip.
07:15Emma.
07:16Hi.
07:17Oh.
07:18Is this about the petition?
07:19Yeah.
07:20I know you think it's trivial and petty, but having this street filled with cars and vans with no consideration for the residents or for someone who works anti-social house...
07:33I need to see your camera footage.
07:35I beg your pardon?
07:36Erm...
07:37It's because I need just a little bit more evidence.
07:40Evidence of what?
07:41For the parking permits.
07:42Oh.
07:43I just thought that if I could see the CCTV evidence of the vehicles in the street, then I'd be able to make a more informed decision.
07:50And it may help me convince my husband and Sonia and Alan.
07:54So you want to borrow my footage?
07:55Is that what you're saying?
07:56I want to help.
07:57I just thought that if I could take it home and watch it, then if what you say is true, which I'm sure it is, then I'll sign the petition.
08:07What do you think?
08:11What do you think?
08:12I just walked after some furniture.
08:13No, it killed me.
08:14You don't know it.
08:15Don't know me.
08:16Not to let go in there, but you've got to go there.
08:17I just walked onto this.
08:19Sorry!
08:20It was about 20 years when I was trained.
08:21It made meion- nesteveldre helperokape over there.
08:22You went back somewhere on my head.
08:24What did you think?!
08:26Any abusive choice?
08:27Why'd I believe that I tell you that always felt CI could not take the scenario of your heads?
08:31Yeah.
08:32My baby.
08:33It happened last time a few days where he came to sell my house.
08:38Huh?
08:39John?
08:53John?
09:09John?
09:39John?
09:49Shit.
10:09John?
12:25If I fancied a pipe.
12:27Did he?
12:28Actually, it was a bit odd.
12:30I never seemed to think I texted John that it was the other way around.
12:35Right.
12:36Really, between the lines, I think she's a bit suspicious of him.
12:41Suspicious of what?
12:43Well, he sits about all day, doing nothing.
12:47When I made a joke about him having a fancy woman, she didn't exactly laugh.
12:51Well, she wouldn't, would she?
12:53I mean, why would you make a joke like that?
12:56Remember when people had a sense of humour?
12:57Anyway, let me know what you think.
13:02About what?
13:04The drinks.
13:05Later.
13:06Oh, yeah, sure.
13:06Okay.
13:07See you.
13:08See you.
13:08See you.
13:38Well, it seems to me you knew exactly what you were doing when you broke into the shop and stole the phones.
13:47That's as may be, but if you don't turn up to your hearing, they're not going to look favourably at the case, are they?
13:53Okay, fine. I'll see what I can do.
14:08I'll see you next time.
14:38This is Pavel who will be helping me. I don't subcontract, apart from the electrics.
14:46Well, that's... Hello, Pavel.
14:49Look, it's just I wasn't expecting you today, Lee. I mean, we still haven't got planning permission or the party wall agreement for that matter.
15:00Well, we need to work on the assumption that you're going to get both then, don't we?
15:05Yeah, well, I'm not sure it's going to be as easy as my wife thinks. I mean, what if the planning permission takes longer than you...
15:12Listen, I'd just put a big job back four months for this. I could lose a lot of money, so let's just make sure that doesn't happen.
15:21John, do you know how long that plan's going to be there?
15:36What now, Nick?
15:37Well, you say that, you're going to have a skip, you'll have the van, you're going to have lorries delivering steel, and God knows...
15:42.
16:08.
16:10Right, I'm done for now. I'll be back to start the build as soon as your missus gives us the nod for the planning and the party.
16:36Right, well, I think we should all just...
16:38We're going to have to move your neighbour's fence and also have a word with them about that tree, will you? It's going to cause issues where it stands.
16:43The thing is, this is your payment plan as we move forward, so I'm going to need this first lot so I can order your steels and concrete.
16:51Also, there's a number on there for a port-a-loo company and a skip-hire. We'll need both.
16:58Can you just put it all in an email?
16:59Help.
17:14Gary here. Leave a message.
17:16Dad.
17:18What's happening? I just need to know.
17:22Please.
17:24Call me.
17:24All right.
17:29Good night.
17:50Bye.
17:51Bye.
17:51Bye.
17:51Bye.
17:52Bye.
17:53Bye.
17:53Bye.
18:24I'm sure this is going to work.
18:31Have you got the cash?
18:32Yes, I've got the money.
18:34You can trust me. You know you can.
18:36Just do what you need to do.
18:44Keep in touch.
18:54Hello?
18:59Hello?
19:04Right. What have you been up to?
19:19Hi.
19:24Pornhub.
19:25Very funny.
19:27No, it's a case file. It's boring.
19:28Where were you? I shouted for you.
19:30I was in the garden.
19:32What were you doing in the garden?
19:34Thinking.
19:35Thinking about what?
19:37When did you speak to your dad?
19:39Sorry?
19:40He left a message for you on the answer machine downstairs.
19:42Said he needed to see you. Said he had an answer.
19:45What's going on?
19:47I don't know why he would call the landline.
19:50So that I would hear it?
19:51So that we could have a fight like we're just about to?
19:53God's sake, John. Just grow up.
19:55Grow up?
19:55He fleeced us, Emma. Your own dad.
19:57Look, he's my...
19:58You told me that you two weren't speaking.
20:02I thought we had an agreement.
20:05Emma!
20:06He's my father.
20:07I can't stop him from calling me.
20:09Well, what's all this stuff about him having an answer, then?
20:11An answer for what?
20:14Why aren't you telling me?
20:17I could ask you the same thing.
20:20What's that supposed to mean?
20:23Have you asked him for money?
20:24No, of course not.
20:25Because I don't want a penny of his filthy cash.
20:26Not even the stuff he still owes us.
20:28Well, neither do I.
20:29So what do you want from him, then?
20:30It can't be his love.
20:31That river ran dry years ago.
20:32Oh, Jesus.
20:33And the builder's payment breakdown's pretty bloody punchy,
20:36so that would make sense.
20:37He's my dad, for God's sake.
20:40Yeah, well, he's not mine, thank God.
20:52Jerry here.
20:53Leave a message.
20:55Your dad?
20:56We need to meet.
21:03Emma, what's this?
21:04What?
21:05Well, it's the street group chat.
21:07Nick's just posted that you've signed his petition for the parking permit.
21:11Has he?
21:11Why would you do that?
21:12I haven't.
21:13I said I'd have a think about it.
21:14Well, why would he say that?
21:16And why didn't you tell me that Lee was coming around today?
21:19Because I didn't know he was.
21:20And anyway, your phone's been switched off.
21:22Oh, well, I must have been charging it or something.
21:25Listen, Lee, he wants to get going.
21:28He's rushing us.
21:30We haven't even got planning.
21:31Emma, this whole thing's becoming a bit of a nightmare.
21:33I'm worried that...
21:34John, what is wrong with you?
21:37You never used to be this stressed and anxious.
21:41I don't know.
21:44I just...
21:46What?
21:47I suppose since I quit my job.
21:52I mean, maybe I shouldn't have left, but I hated it.
21:54I couldn't handle the stress.
21:58I just feel so...
22:00John.
22:01It's going to be fine.
22:03You have to trust me.
22:05If we don't have that, what have we got?
22:07Just find out about those drinks tonight.
22:09I don't know.
22:17I don't know.
22:22I don't know.
23:23Hi, leave a message.
23:32Alan, it's me.
23:33We'll tell you back.
23:35Let me know if you want to do this drink later.
23:47Let's get it.
23:48Where did you go?
23:58Biscuit.
24:01All right, Biscuit. I don't need you that badly.
24:04Playing hard to get.
24:05Oh, hi. What are you doing out here?
24:10Just looking at my house.
24:13Thinking.
24:14Like the extension?
24:16Yeah.
24:18Among other things.
24:21I was surprised.
24:22Me too.
24:23Is this what you want?
24:29Is it?
24:30Remember we'd say something now?
24:49What do you think she would say?
24:50See you tonight.
25:03Tonight?
25:04Drinks, remember?
25:05Do you do all your meetings in the park now?
25:24Well, they can't bug you out here.
25:26Why does that not feel like a joke?
25:29Come on.
25:30Who do you think I am?
25:32A property developer who'll go to any lengths to make a profit, regardless of the law, since you ask.
25:36And one day, it could all be yours.
25:39No, thanks.
25:40I'm one of the good guys.
25:41Sure.
25:42Till it comes to planning applications.
25:45You said you had an answer?
25:46Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:48I'm really fine, and thank you for asking.
25:50Oh, come on, Dad.
25:52Don't play the happy family card with me.
25:54Well, you ask me a big favour, then you tell me I'm a bad father.
25:58I didn't say you're a bad father.
25:59You did.
26:00Ah.
26:01You got my message then.
26:02Yeah.
26:03Couldn't get through on your mobile.
26:05Yeah, that was a dick move, and you know it.
26:06You knew John would hear that.
26:08Well, I can't call you.
26:09You know what I'm talking about.
26:12I like him.
26:13No, please, let's not do this.
26:14I mean, he's not exactly the man I'd hoped that my only child would finish up with, but...
26:18Okay, so what kind of man would survive?
26:20Because after all, Dad, I am here to make you happy.
26:24He can't hold down a job when he makes his wife go out to earn a crust.
26:28It's not the 1970s.
26:31He didn't send me out to work.
26:32I love my job.
26:33God, no wonder Mum left you.
26:35I miss you, Mum.
26:37She misses you.
26:39Does she?
26:40No.
26:41She literally moved to Australia that time when she misses you.
26:43Right.
26:45Well, she left us both.
26:49So, do you want the good news or the bad news?
26:51Oh, God's sake, please.
26:53Just tell me.
26:54Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
26:56Really?
26:57Really?
26:58Oh, thank you.
27:00Yeah, hang on.
27:01You haven't heard the bad news.
27:03What?
27:04I'm afraid.
27:06You're going to have to do the extension and it's going to be a bloody nightmare.
27:09Shut up.
27:11So, how do I thank you?
27:14Your old man can't do you a favour?
27:16Not for free, no.
27:19Nice.
27:21Give Beth a kiss for me.
27:24Listen, sorry, sorry, Dad.
27:25I shouldn't have said that.
27:29Send John my best.
27:30They wrote to us.
27:56The surveyors, they sent us an email.
28:00Oh.
28:01I didn't get an email.
28:02They made the party wall award.
28:04Okay, well, I haven't...
28:05They've ignored our concerns.
28:07The light.
28:08They said we have to let you do as you asked.
28:10They said we have to let you move our fence one metre while you dig your foundations, while
28:14you build your wall.
28:16They said we have no choice in the matter.
28:18I can't believe this is happening to us.
28:20That you're doing this to us.
28:21Barbara, I'm not doing this to upset you, really.
28:24Upset us?
28:25Upset us?
28:25You have no idea.
28:27Just help me understand this, because I'm really struggling here.
28:30Why is this such a big deal?
28:32It's just a kitchen extension.
28:33We'll keep fighting the planning, trust me.
28:36We have a case.
28:37Well, that's the other thing.
28:39The planning's gone through.
28:40You're not moving our tree.
28:48Do you hear me?
28:50Why?
28:51Have you got something to hide?
28:54We'll do what we'll have to do, Derek.
28:57Over my dead body.
29:04Barbara.
29:04Barbara.
29:10You look nice.
29:20Thanks.
29:23Maybe I should get changed?
29:24No, you look fine.
29:25We're only going to the pub.
29:27Well, it's very nice of you to make such an effort for Alan.
29:30Funny.
29:31Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I'll try and make an effort for you?
29:35So it looks like Lee can start on Monday.
29:38Are you OK with that?
29:39What about the planning?
29:41We got it.
29:43Oh.
29:45Monday's great if that's what worked first.
29:48You're OK with it?
29:49Emma.
29:50It's your money.
29:52It's our money.
29:53We're married, remember?
29:55Promise me one thing.
29:57Sure.
29:58Your dad has nothing to do with it.
30:00Yeah.
30:01Of course.
30:02Great.
30:04Let's go and celebrate.
30:08John.
30:09What do you think of me?
30:11Where did that come from?
30:13I don't know.
30:14It's just been ages since we've been out together.
30:17I can barely get you to a greater takeaway these days, let alone a night out at the pub.
30:21We went to Sonia and Alan's the other night.
30:24Yeah.
30:25Sonia's.
30:25And Alan.
30:28Emma, what's wrong?
30:29I don't know.
30:31I just think maybe we should see other people.
30:33Other people?
30:35Oh, you mean other...
30:36You mean other friends?
30:38Why?
30:38What did you...
30:39Oh, God.
30:40Why would I suggest that?
30:42I don't know.
30:43Yeah.
30:43It's not exactly you, is it?
30:45Are you ready?
30:54Alan?
30:59Alan?
31:00Alan?
31:00Coming, my love.
31:30Bastards.
32:00Oh, thanks for this.
32:24My tool.
32:25I won't be needing it.
32:26And I won't be needing parking permits, but best of luck.
32:29Oh, and not only have I not signed your petition, despite what you've told the rest of the
32:32street, I won't be signing your petition.
32:34You said you would.
32:35I said I'd think about it, and I've thought about it.
32:38Nick, we're going to be needing builders, cranes, skips, concrete pourers, plumbers,
32:43electricians, portable toilets, and that's before we've even thought about the decoration,
32:47so it's not going to work for us.
32:49Well, here's news.
32:50You've got to get past planning first.
32:52Oh, yeah.
32:53About that.
32:54The plan's gone through, so that's that.
32:57Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
33:00I'm a lawyer.
33:01It invades our privacy.
33:04Shane!
33:05Makes interesting viewing.
33:08We'll just have to see what the rest of the street make of it.
33:19What was that about?
33:20No idea.
33:21What was that about?
33:24No idea.
33:26Maybe.
33:28No idea.
33:29Maybe.
33:30No idea.
33:34What?
33:36That's the worst.
33:37Everyone knows.
33:38No idea.
33:40No idea.
33:41No idea.
33:44No idea.
33:45No idea.
33:46No idea.
33:48But you, you, you never understood what was going on.
33:57You're a fool.
33:58I'm not a fool, Derek.
34:00Please stop.
34:01That's why he isn't here.
34:02It's your fault.
34:03Oh, don't say that.
34:05You can't say that.
34:06None of these people, they're going to ruin everything.
34:09Everything.
34:11Well, they'll have to kill me first.
34:18Excuse me.
34:36Are you Beth?
34:48I mean, I want CCTV in a bloody cul-de-sac anyway.
34:55The man's paranoid.
34:57I mean, that's for the parking purpose.
34:58You can go and stick them.
34:59That's what I said to him.
35:00I think he just thought that because I said I'd look at his petition,
35:03he just presumed I'd be on board, the idiot.
35:06You know, I can't stand the man.
35:07No, me neither.
35:09He reminds me of my dad and his mates when we were kids.
35:11One summer, they set up a neighborhood watch
35:13and then spent every evening getting together
35:15and watching movies like Magnificent Seven
35:18and one and the other half.
35:20No way.
35:21No, it's true.
35:21And then all revved up,
35:23they'd go out hunting for vagabonds and villains
35:25on with golf clubs and air pistols.
35:27Who's making that up?
35:29Seriously.
35:30What happened?
35:31Well, nothing.
35:31They never found anyone.
35:32Apart from one time,
35:33they did come across some poor teenager
35:35who was trying to have a quiet spliff
35:36and they asked him so much,
35:37he ended up giving them all his weed
35:39and then they spent the rest of the summer completely stoned.
35:41The amount of times I've heard that story.
35:45Oh, it's hilarious.
35:46It's bullshit.
35:48Alan.
35:49Well, it's not true, is it, John?
35:52Well, it's one of your embellishments.
35:55It didn't happen.
36:00Well, it's not a big deal.
36:01I just like the truth.
36:04Oh, come on, John.
36:05You're a great guy,
36:06but you do love to exaggerate
36:08and you like an audience.
36:09Hey, it's not a bad thing.
36:12I mean, they're pretty good stories.
36:16Just going to get the room.
36:23I'll get some more drinks.
36:31What's that about?
36:32God knows.
36:33It seems like there's something going on between them.
36:38Like what?
36:38I don't know.
36:39It's just when men talk to each other like that,
36:41there's usually something deeper going on.
36:44And how do women handle it?
36:46Well, I'd like to think we could tell each other the truth.
36:50Truth.
36:51Although my job,
36:52I have come to realise that people
36:53only ever tell you what they need you to hear.
36:56Truth is very overrated in my game.
36:59Yeah, I guess it must be.
37:00I suppose when you think about it,
37:03is it really even that important?
37:07What else have we got?
37:19Are you serious?
37:23Cheers.
37:24Cheers.
37:24Oh, my God.
37:33God, I dare you to end.
37:34If you say so.
37:35You're the boss.
37:40Another one?
37:42You're good.
37:55You're good.
37:58No.
37:59Bye.
38:01Bye.
38:05Bye.
38:06Bye.
38:07Cheers.
38:08Hey, John, I was just taking a piss before, yeah?
38:29No hard feelings.
38:30Well, I mean, it's true, you do like to exaggerate.
38:33What the fuck is wrong with you?
38:35With me?
38:36Well, why would you say all that?
38:37I thought we were mates.
38:38So did I.
38:43You need to lie in love.
38:49Now, let's get drunk.
38:51Now let's get drunk.
38:52I tell you what, we are going to have a huge party.
39:10I'll tell you what, we are going to have a huge party when this thing's done.
39:23You'll have no money left to throw one.
39:25Yeah, that's without the extra costs and parking permits.
39:28Oh, I'm just so relieved we're not moving anymore.
39:31You're all right, mate.
39:33Sorry about what happened earlier.
39:36You know, I think I'd really miss everyone.
39:39Apart from him.
39:40I've got an idea.
39:45Come on, let's give Nick a little surprise.
39:47Really?
39:48Come on.
39:48You're going to do this?
39:49Yeah, yeah, let's go for it.
39:51One, two, three.
39:55Good night in the end.
40:13No, thanks to you.
40:18What was all that about with John?
40:20It was nothing.
40:22You know, it was just brander.
40:23I was calling him out, that's all.
40:25But why?
40:26He's a friend.
40:27Isn't that what friends do?
40:28Besides, why do you care?
40:41Why do you think Alan was a bit weird with you earlier?
40:44He's just being a dick.
40:45You know what he's like.
40:46I don't know.
40:47It just seemed like you wanted to say something.
40:49It's fine.
40:50Don't worry about it.
40:51I'm not.
41:01I'm just getting that seat pass back.
41:03So I was right, you do want something.
41:15We should meet.
41:17It's all face to face.
41:18I knew it.
41:19I knew it was too good to be true.
41:21It's not for me.
41:22It's for the guy who sorted the planning.
41:24Emma?
41:26I'll call you tomorrow and it better be kosher.
41:33Emma, you heard from Beth?
41:36She's not in.
41:37No, she's probably just out with her mates.
41:40What are you doing out here anyway?
41:48John, what's that?
42:03What is that on the back?
42:18One for Sora.
42:33He's fucking good.
42:49Ooh.
42:50Ooh.
42:52Ooh.
42:54Ooh.
42:55Ooh.
42:56Ooh.
42:56Good ocean.
42:57Ooh.
42:58Ooh.
42:59Ooh.
43:01Ooh.
43:02Ooh.
43:02Ooh.
42:56
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