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01:01Technical difficulty like crazy.
01:05Let's see.
01:06This is the newest version of the software too.
01:09Okay.
01:10Damn bro.
01:11That piece do look nice.
01:13Yeah it is.
01:14And it's got this nice fucking smart TV with it too.
01:19Oh too big.
01:20I think he's all safe.
01:34I think he's trying to connect to my headphones right now.
01:49I think he's trying to connect to my headphones right now.
02:04I think he's trying to connect to my headphones right now.
02:23Probably could have discored, so it's true.
02:28You got the dolphin emulator already?
02:30I got all the emulators here.
02:42Yeah, it already detects our controllers.
02:50Uh...
02:53Is that a monitor or a TV?
02:56This?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Smart TV.
03:04This is why I hardly get any cleaning done.
03:08Because of my fucking crazy setups.
03:10I mean, shit, it looks like you need the noodles.
03:13Except for stands and stuff.
03:15Yeah, um...
03:17Like Joe does Bizarre Adventure Club. Just kidding.
03:20Did you see the, uh...
03:22The speaker in there?
03:24No.
03:27That black one?
03:28I had that outside last night, really.
03:30Yeah.
03:34Oh yeah, it's over there.
03:38Stop, stop, stop.
03:39That's not a feature.
03:40That's not a feature.
03:41It's 90.
03:43Yeah.
03:45Yeah, right.
03:47No, no, no.
03:48No, no, no.
03:49No, no, no, no.
03:50No, no, no, no.
03:51No, no, no.
03:53No, no, no.
03:54No, no, no.
03:55We have the technology.
03:56Yeah, we had to upgrade, because, uh...
03:58Shit wasn't working with the old school.
04:00Hey dog.
04:01I just realized, okay, we forgot all of our .
04:03Oh shit.
04:04Oh shit.
04:05Hey, Doug, I just realized I think we forgot all of them are going to be ready to come back to you.
04:11Oh, shit.
04:22Okay.
04:23This one that's closest to me is yours.
04:26Awesome.
04:35Yeah, that's why it's in here where nobody can get to it.
04:42What time is this what you got to do?
04:49Out of sight, out of mind.
04:51Uh, the speaker connected.
04:54I heard it do it, so did we do it?
04:56Connected again or connected the first time?
05:00I don't know.
05:04Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
05:06Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
05:08Three Bluetooth devices now.
05:18Is that it?
05:20ICT?
05:22No.
05:24No.
05:26I can't connect to your phone.
05:32You can connect to your phone.
05:38That's right, because you can connect to it, too.
05:40Okay, now I don't know where my phone is.
05:46I don't know where my phone is.
05:48Cigarettes.
05:50And keys to my thing.
05:56Let me take that off.
05:58What?
06:00Let me turn off my Bluetooth.
06:02Okay.
06:03It was my phone.
06:04Was it?
06:05No.
06:07No, it was.
06:13No.
06:15No, no.
06:17No, no, no.
06:19No.
06:21No, no.
06:23Come on computer, don't be a bitch.
06:41What speaker is that coming out of?
06:47I tried Devin, I tried to have it come out of the cool speaker.
07:01I wasted too much time.
07:05Yeah, not that time bro, we don't have anything to tell.
07:09Three hours from that.
07:13What's going on?
07:15Say a half?
07:17Something like that.
07:19Yeah, I need my controls.
07:23What's that on?
07:37Here it is.
07:39Oh, do I have to go and configure it?
07:57Mike's configured and he's like, I don't know what I'm doing.
08:01What did I detect to do?
08:11Hello?
08:15No, we'll wait until we head out.
08:21Is there anything important?
08:31Uh, no, um, not right now.
08:39Alright, sounds good.
08:43Alright, love ya.
08:55Alright, bye.
08:57Okay.
09:25Okay.
09:26Okay.
09:28Technology.
09:30When technology succeeds.
09:36Less of stuff I actually have to cut out.
09:40Finally some actual success.
09:46It is probably just a D&D computer.
09:52Okay.
09:54If I put Luigi on it though, it might be better.
09:56Right.
09:58Do I need an external Bluetooth?
10:00I'm gonna watch it this time.
10:02Here's a thing.
10:03I don't know.
10:04Let's go.
10:05It's going to be better.
10:06I don't know.
10:07There's nothing.
10:08No.
10:09I don't know.
10:10I'm gonna see how it works.
10:11I can't see how it works.
10:12I don't know.
10:13I'm gonna see how it works.
10:14I'm gonna see how it works.
10:15I don't know.
10:16We'll talk about history.
10:18Our last chance is to strike back.
10:21Seize the Tide Crystals and turn their twisted weapon against them.
10:26The fight for survival has begun.
10:34Roger, you are clear to go.
10:36The scene is fine, good luck.
10:46You can definitely see the polygons on that shit.
10:52Yep.
10:54Everything is a triangle.
10:56Yeah, everything.
10:58Even the squares.
11:02Now maybe we'll actually do some good.
11:14As long as you configured your controller correctly.
11:20Great.
11:26I have the prototype for Times Players 4 on Blu-ray.
11:30Yeah? You were telling me that.
11:32Yeah.
11:34Took a lot of decoding, but I finally got it.
11:38Is that a hex code?
11:40Hex code sucks.
11:42Ha ha ha ha.
11:46You're already moving The Critical.
11:48Come. I'm going in.
11:50Oh, good.
11:52Watch out, man.
11:56You go out there.
11:58I'll hold them off here.
12:00You go out there, I'll hold them off here.
12:16Alright, let's go on.
12:18Now we gotta beat this first level so we can see that chick again.
12:24Okay, you want it hard, I want it easy, so we're gonna go normal.
12:30Right in the middle.
12:32This game's hard, I get it.
12:36You wanna stop and see the text, you can.
12:40But we're not gonna, we're getting right into gameplay.
12:44That other computer really fucked me up, man.
12:46Yeah, we just wanna play now.
12:50I can't believe it, man.
12:52I can't believe it.
12:56How do you switch weapons?
12:58You can figure that out.
13:00I think it's like, I think it's DEFED.
13:02Huh.
13:04That's how we're getting the gameplay.
13:06What happened? There's another cutscene.
13:08Shh, shh, shh, shh.
13:10We shouldn't be in a research center without security clearance.
13:14I'm telling you, I have sunshops.
13:16They're killers that they find out.
13:18Come on, coward.
13:20You'll die from something else if you're here.
13:22You'll die from something else if you're here.
13:30Look like the lights.
13:32Stupid people.
13:34Look.
13:36What is this?
13:38Oh, hey, zombie.
13:42That zombie though.
13:54What?
13:56I just wanted to grunt some out.
13:58Let's be honest.
14:00Bro, they turned him into a chick.
14:12He became a C.
14:14He's like, where'd my thing go?
14:16We're running 60 frames per second, so.
14:18Nice.
14:2060.08 sometimes.
14:22Huh.
14:24Oh, man.
14:26Oh, man.
14:28I'm trying to grunt some out.
14:30I'm trying to grunt some out, let's be honest.
14:32Bro, they turned him into a chick.
14:34He became a C.
14:36He's like, where'd my thing go?
14:38Now we're running 60 frames per second, so.
14:40Nice.
14:4260.08 sometimes.
14:44Huh.
14:46Probably running faster than he would on a PS2.
14:52Probably.
14:54I mean, what's the specs on this PC?
14:58Ryzen 5?
15:00Yeah, what's the...
15:0232 gigabyte RAM?
15:04No.
15:06Alright.
15:08Alright.
15:10Yeah, it is.
15:12I got a silent pistol.
15:14Is that something right there?
15:28Should we invert our controls?
15:30Yeah.
15:32This is pretty ridiculous.
15:34Controls.
15:36It's not.
15:38It's not.
15:40It's not.
15:42It's not.
15:44It's not.
15:46It's not.
15:48Aim controls.
15:58Um...
16:00I thought I saw it in rig here somewhere.
16:02Maybe not.
16:14I mean, if the game doesn't allow it, I think they want you to try to do it the other way out.
16:22Yeah.
16:24There's a reason why this game is so hard.
16:26Alright.
16:28Alright.
16:30Alright.
16:32That's what you're right.
16:34One second.
16:36Unless it says inverted.
16:46Alright.
16:48Switch controls to an aim.
16:50Wait.
16:52You can go custom options.
17:06Yep.
17:08Alright.
17:10I've got to do this.
17:12I'm not.
17:13Oh, OK.
17:14I'm not.
17:16Not really.
17:18I'm not.
17:20I'm not.
17:22I'm not.
17:24No.
17:25You're not.
17:27No.
17:29No.
17:30No.
17:31Ah!
17:32No.
17:33No.
17:34No.
17:35No.
17:36Oh, that's it.
18:06Get rekt.
18:11Bad guy.
18:14Yeah, you see that shit?
18:20It's looking great.
18:27Yeah, why is up, down, down, up?
18:42Oh, this is our little map, huh?
18:49Huh.
18:50Yep.
18:51I just got hit by the gas.
18:54Go ahead.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Hold on, I'm going to shoot those.
19:05Oh, nice.
19:34Restore power.
19:41Oh, sad.
19:46Hit him right as nuts.
19:53Yeah, you can see the polygons really look great.
20:01Are you scratching?
20:02Oh, nice.
20:04Oh, it came out.
20:08Oh, shit.
20:10Yo, what?
20:11They can open this door, but we can't.
20:18We need to bait another one into opening the door.
20:23Yeah, let's do it.
20:24We didn't just randomly open.
20:25No, I just clicked it.
20:26Oh, you did?
20:27What was the button?
20:28Uh, X.
20:29Was it just X?
20:30Yeah.
20:31Yeah.
20:32Well, we killed everybody in this fizzy.
20:36Yeah, we did.
20:37I have an AK now.
20:38I have whatever the fuck this is.
20:39Oh, an AK.
20:40Is this also an AK?
20:41Yeah.
20:42Did I do that?
20:43Did I do that?
20:48Oh, we want the pressure.
20:49Oh, we're gonna blow this fucking place up, huh?
20:51No, we need it down so that we can go down.
21:10oh we want the pressure oh we're gonna blow this fucking place up huh no we need
21:17it down so that we can move forward click that word again what happens if
21:29you click it again there's one more than that we're missing that's the one that
21:37I click okay all the way out of the bag let's see
21:48yo
21:53let's fuck it go I have a great knees I'd catch a grenade for you
22:00yeah I would not in this game that's how you die there's no matter
22:11tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
22:17all right our AKs are
22:26busted
22:27I got a sniper rail
22:34are they just standing there
22:40okay he just waited patiently to die
22:44he's just like I'm dead I'm out of here
22:49my AK right now is my ammo
22:54how's ammo good
22:56let's go
23:14they sounded the alarm on us
23:19it's no business
23:32get out of there dog you're gonna die
23:35I'm throwing up behind him
23:37I'm throwing up behind him
23:38I'm throwing up behind him
23:49game over
23:50you wet
23:51I got shot to this
23:56they're coming
23:57they're coming
23:58they're coming
23:59while
24:11what
24:12sniper
24:13who
24:16right
24:17me
24:18I'm gonna go smoke
24:19the cigarette
24:20I'm gonna do
24:21yeah I know you've asked me
24:22You bastards! You killed Kenny!
24:24Goddamn!
24:26Oh, no, it's...
24:28You killed Kenny! You bastard!
24:30That was it, yeah.
24:35We got this.
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