00:00From across the ocean on a cold dark night
00:09Something is coming and it doesn't feel right
00:12As it sucks the good from everything in sight
00:15Feel the evil in its cold green light
00:18Transformed by a virus that he done hate
00:27The evil man works in his lab and waits
00:30For hatred to fuel his darkest schemes
00:33So don't get angry or you'll fulfill his dreams
00:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:40We're dead
00:42We're dead
00:48We're dead
00:54What?
01:11What?
01:16Uh, pass
01:18Grow some
01:20Uh-oh
01:21Ah, get off, get off
01:26You're supposed to be a fruit bat
01:29Ah, ah, hell, get it off
01:31Get off, hell
01:33Ah, what's the matter, Rory?
01:36Are you scared of bats?
01:38You get used to them, eventually
01:41And you'll be back, my boy
01:44Sooner than you think
01:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:50Ah ha ha ha ha ha
01:52I'm glad we've got some time alone
02:02You know, there comes a time in every girl's life
02:06When she stops being a girl
02:08And she starts to go through, um, changes
02:12What kind of changes?
02:14Well, it's like when things, uh, develop
02:19You know, on your body
02:20Like warts
02:21Um, not really
02:23They're more the kind of, uh, things that develop and keep growing
02:28Gross
02:29Warty things that keep growing
02:31On your chest
02:32Oh, you mean those sorts of things
02:36Exactly
02:37And that's why I bought you this present
02:39Wow, a present?
02:42Thanks, that's really nice of you
02:45It's a training bra, Dawn
02:47I hope it fits
02:48Great, just what I've always wanted
02:52Yeah
02:54Small bite, Martha
02:59Back there in 57, maybe
03:01That's not very good
03:02Oh
03:03Oh
03:05My giddy grin
03:08My god
03:09Hello
03:10Will you look at these apples?
03:12Gramps, I really need to use the bathroom
03:14Reminds me of the fruit bat plague in 57
03:18They stripped the entire orchard overnight
03:21Or was that in 58?
03:24You're kidding me
03:36Oops
03:36Get out
03:38But you've been in here for hours
03:40How would you know?
03:42You're always in here
03:43Do you keep a diary on how many times I use the toilet?
03:47That's so sick
03:48Oh
03:49Please, Dawn, I need to go
03:52Not until you learn to knock first
03:55Get out
03:56Anyway, I think you're meant to wear those under your shirt
04:00Get out
04:01Whoa
04:02This used to be a respectable house until you moved in
04:13Now it's gone to the dogs
04:15What does that make you?
04:18Lassie?
04:20At least I don't sneak around spying on people
04:24I didn't spy on you
04:26I wanted to use the bathroom
04:27Come on
04:29Settle down, you two
04:30I can't move without him getting in my face and all my things
04:33I don't have any space anymore
04:36Yes, you do
04:36Huh?
04:37It's between your ears
04:38Dad!
04:42She's right, darling
04:43It's important for girls to have a bit of privacy to do their girly things
04:48What about us?
04:50Men have needs too, don't we, Jack?
04:52Sorry, mate
04:53It's not really the same
04:55Mum
04:56Don't push it, Rory
04:58It looks like you've been outflanked and outnumbered
05:03In that case, I'm out the door
05:05She can have all the space she wants
05:07We'll miss you, Rory
05:09Where are you going?
05:11A secret place where there are no evil stepsisters
05:14And men do man-only things
05:16About time
05:18Snap!
05:25You gotta pay more attention, Rory
05:27Amazing
05:28Can we do something else now?
05:31Like what?
05:32Can you teach me how to navigate by the stars?
05:36Cripes
05:36I don't have the first idea how to do that
05:39But how did you find your way around during the war?
05:42Not mainly
05:43We just followed the road signs
05:46Aren't there any manly things to show me?
05:49Tomorrow morning I'll show you how to pack your kit
05:51And make your bed
05:53With military precision
05:54Yeah, right
05:57Night
05:59Oh, my dear boy
06:02The party is just beginning
06:04Big
06:05Huh?
06:22Huh?
06:38What's going on here?
06:48Anyone out there?
06:52What in Jove's name are you doing out here?
07:02I thought I heard something.
07:04It's probably those fruit packs again.
07:06There must be some big ones around this here.
07:11I think there's a colony living in the old refinery.
07:14About the only thing it's good for these days.
07:17Better get some shut-eye soldier.
07:20You're out of the house and on the way.
07:24Rory, just follow the trail.
07:28Yes, my precious. We'll be waiting for him.
07:40Don!
07:42What?
07:43Someone was sneaking around in the garden last night, stealing apples.
07:46Look, I found this.
07:48Gramps thinks it was a fruit bat.
07:52No bat did that.
07:54I think it was the apple man.
07:56As if? What would he want in our garden?
07:58I don't know, but I'm sure it's got something to do with the refinery.
08:02I'm going to have a look.
08:04I've got rope and Gramps helped me pack this kit.
08:06He's not your Gramps, so don't call him that.
08:08You're just jealous because he likes me more than you.
08:11He does not.
08:12He just feels sorry for you.
08:14And I don't blame him.
08:16I'm glad I don't have to live with you anymore.
08:18In fact, from now on, I'm doing everything by myself.
08:22Good. I wasn't going to come with you anyway.
08:25Fine. You just get in the way, as usual.
08:28Dork brain.
08:40Guess who's back?
08:43Yes.
08:45The boy has arrived.
08:48Perfect.
08:53Now, back in your box, quickly.
08:58It's Creepsville.
09:02Who's in there?
09:05Wow.
09:20Unbelievable.
09:23Incredible.
09:27Oh!
09:28What?
09:30Oh.
09:31Oh!
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:33Rotten apples.
09:34It must be the virus.
09:35Oh, no!
09:36Help!
09:37Oh!
09:38Oh, yeah!
09:39Rotten apples.
09:40It must be the virus.
09:41Oh, no!
09:42Help!
09:43Rotten apples
09:51It must be the virus
09:53Oh no
09:55Help
09:56Is anybody there
09:58Oh no
10:06I'm too young to be turned into fly spray
10:09Oh no
10:23Ken
10:25Whoa
10:29Apple Man? Is that you?
10:45At your service
10:47Ah
10:48Yes
10:48I knew you were behind this
10:50Wait till I tell Mum and Jack
10:54Now they'll have to believe me
10:56I wouldn't be so sure about that
10:58Once they see this place
11:00They'll believe
11:01Impressive, isn't it?
11:03The bottles contain a perfect virus
11:05Oh no
11:07A virus so pure
11:08It can cause untold misery
11:11Uh-huh
11:12And it comes with a spray top
11:14For easy application
11:16So, um, then what happens?
11:19Well, then we
11:20Find other things to destroy
11:23Huh?
11:26This town is only the beginning
11:28There's a whole world of unhappiness out there
11:32Just waiting to be exploited
11:35Uh, we?
11:39You mean you and me?
11:42Yes
11:42Of course
11:45We can be a team, Rory
11:49You and I
11:51You're different from the rest
11:53You're like me
11:55We're both very special
11:58And together we can be unstoppable
12:02Trust me
12:04I just have one question
12:06Why would I want to hang out with a weirdo
12:12With a mouldy apple for a head
12:14You disappoint me, Rory
12:19Get used to it
12:22Boo
12:23Enjoy
12:27This place stinks
12:34I think I'm inside the mouth
12:36Of some sort of giant creature
12:38With really bad breath
12:47There's got to be a way out of here
12:52I know
12:54Ahhhh
13:00Oh, voyage
13:02Oh, gross
13:07Close.
13:24Can we negotiate?
13:30Point taken.
13:32Don't worry, precious.
13:34We haven't seen the last of him.
13:37And I've got a big surprise planned for his return.
13:43Oh.
13:46Where could he be at this hour?
13:48Maybe he's gone missing in action.
13:51Gramps, he's probably run away to teach us a lesson.
13:55He hasn't run away. He's just gone to...
13:57Where?
13:58Dawn?
13:59Dawn?
14:00I want you to tell us exactly what's going on.
14:03Oh.
14:04Rory!
14:05Where have you been?
14:06Oh.
14:07You stink.
14:08And what's that stuff all over you?
14:09Slobber a snot.
14:10Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:12The apple man trapped me in the refinery after I found out how he was making the virus.
14:14Then the machine tried to squash me and then I got eaten by a giant slobber.
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Oh.
14:19Oh.
14:20Oh.
14:21Oh.
14:22Oh.
14:23Oh.
14:24Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh.
14:29Oh.
14:30Oh.
14:31Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:33Oh.
14:34Oh.
14:35Oh.
14:36Oh.
14:37And then the machine tried to squash me and then I got eaten by a giant slobber and-
14:42oh.
14:43Hold it right there, sport.
14:44He's delirious.
14:45Let's call a doctor.
14:46Or a psychiatrist.
14:48But it's the truth.
14:49Yeah, right.
14:50Doesn't anybody believe me?
14:52I do.
14:54Reminds me of the time we got stuck in a swamp on the Kokoda Trail.
14:58There we were, surrounded by man-eating crocodiles.
15:02Thanks Gramps, but we've heard enough stories for one night.
15:07Rory, go to your room.
15:09This is so not fair.
15:11You stick up for Dawn, but you won't even believe your own son.
15:15Get a grip, Rory.
15:16Okay.
15:17We're all off to the refinery to meet your mate with the, uh, apple head.
15:22And if he's not there, you're going to promise never to mention another word about him.
15:26Deal?
15:27Deal.
15:27Oh, all right.
15:29We're all set.
15:32Can't this heap go any faster?
15:35Get a grip, Rory.
15:36Cow face.
15:37Dimwit.
15:38Dawn.
15:38Rory.
15:39Oi, you too?
15:40Can't we just be a normal family for a while?
15:44That's the broken window I climbed through.
15:47Hmm.
15:47Okie dokie.
15:48I want everybody to stick together.
15:51Hmm.
15:53And there's the hole in the wall where the fruit bats flew out at me.
15:56See?
15:57It's just like I told you.
15:59This way.
16:00Where is the machinery?
16:02They were over there.
16:03And the bottles of virus were there.
16:06I don't get it.
16:08Where's it all gone?
16:09Is this some kind of sick joke, Rory?
16:12I know.
16:13The apple man must have hid everything.
16:16It'll be in one of the other rooms.
16:18Come on.
16:18Let's go this way.
16:19You've really lost it this time, worm boy.
16:22Poor darling.
16:23I should never have let you sleep out in the cold last night.
16:26But mum.
16:27You've obviously had a terrible nightmare.
16:30It wasn't a dream.
16:31The apple man has made this giant slobberer.
16:34He wants me to help him cause misery all over the...
16:36That's enough, Rory.
16:37But why?
16:38You made a promise.
16:40No more talk about the apple man or slobberers ever again.
16:45But...
16:46Rory!
16:47Sorry.
16:48Come on.
16:49Now we're all going home.
16:51Yeah, all right.
16:53But it really was like I said.
16:55That's weird.
16:58Rory, see what I just found?
17:01Hey, that proves it.
17:03Show Jack, quick.
17:04Don't you ever give up.
17:06But this proves I'm telling the truth.
17:08No, it doesn't.
17:10Oi, you too.
17:11Come on, get a wriggle on.
17:13We've forgotten something, Dad.
17:15Back in a sec.
17:15Ha, ha, ha.
17:17Uh, come on, Puss Bucket.
17:21Careful.
17:21It might be the giant slobberer.
17:29There's nothing here but a few stray bats.
17:34What part of the bat was that then?
17:40Run!
17:46Run!
17:47Run!
17:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:57Ah!
17:58Look.
18:04Huh?
18:04See?
18:05This is it.
18:07I was telling the truth.
18:09Congratulations.
18:10You're right.
18:11For the first and last time in your life.
18:14What?
18:15Ah!
18:16Let's go.
18:17Oh!
18:19This way.
18:20This is a dead end.
18:24I know.
18:25You fool.
18:27It'll find us here.
18:28That's the idea.
18:30What?
18:31Give me your bra.
18:32Ah!
18:33Excuse me?
18:35Dawn, I'm serious.
18:39It's the only way we're going to get out of here alive.
18:42Yeah, right.
18:44Get it off!
18:45You really are sick.
18:48For once in your bossy life will you just shut up and trust me.
18:51I know what I'm doing.
18:52There's no need to be so rude.
18:57Well, are you going to do it?
19:00Yeah, but not until you look away.
19:04Dawn, come on.
19:06Hurry up.
19:08Uh.
19:15Quick, pass me some apples.
19:22Wow!
19:29Brilliant!
19:30Come on, you big, fat, ugly slime spew.
19:37Fight me, sucker!
19:52Oh
20:17For a puny little wade you sure pulled an excellent stunt
20:22You're safe
20:24What kept you so long?
20:26Nothing Jack. Absolutely nothing
20:36Never mind precious
20:38I'll pay them back for this
20:41They will know misery like no other
20:45I promise you that
20:48The war has only just begun
20:54That's a promise
20:56Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
20:58Ruff!
20:59Aaaaaaahhhh
21:10Shh.
21:12Enter
21:14Hi, peace offering
21:16Well, thanks
21:18from the refinery oh relax I'm joking I got it off Gramps's tree um I was
21:28wondering if you know you wanted to um have your old room back you mean you
21:33want me to move back in if you respect my space I'll knock before entering in
21:39future okay all right I guess we all got a bit carried away with the privacy
21:43stuff hello you were the one that got carried away can you blame me I was
21:48embarrassed you should have been that bra was ridiculous you are so insensitive
21:54I'm not the one who who ties up the bathroom for hours on end I don't you do
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