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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:03Ten years ago, Carlos' mother died after being hit by a car that Andrew was driving.
00:00:07Orson packed his bags.
00:00:09You are not the woman I thought you were.
00:00:11He's my son. I have no choice.
00:00:13And I no longer choose to be your husband.
00:00:15And Bree decided to come clean.
00:00:17There's something I need to tell you.
00:00:19It's the kind of thing that could end our friendship.
00:00:21A dying nurse made a confession.
00:00:23And the people who run this hospital need to know what I did.
00:00:27How do you tell parents the child they've been raising?
00:00:29Isn't really theirs.
00:00:31Financial worries drove Susan to a big decision.
00:00:34You can't sell your house.
00:00:35We're not selling. We're renting.
00:00:37Which led to the return of a long lost neighbor.
00:00:40The truth is, I used to live here.
00:00:42Well, then I guess everyone will be surprised to see you again.
00:00:44They absolutely will.
00:00:51There was a time when my husband and I were very happy.
00:00:56I remember warm summer afternoons.
00:00:59And backyard barbecues.
00:01:01And laughter with friends.
00:01:03Our life was like some kind of suburban dream.
00:01:08But the day comes when we all must wake up.
00:01:12For me, that day came when a letter arrived.
00:01:19As threats go, it was concise and to the point.
00:01:25I did what I had to, to protect my family.
00:01:31My husband found out who wrote the letter.
00:01:36He let her know how much this upset him.
00:01:41Her sister figured out what my husband had done.
00:01:46So she decided to frame him for murder.
00:01:53Her murder, to be more specific.
00:01:58And that's when the dream that was Paul Young's life became a nightmare.
00:02:04Years later, a woman was pulled over for speeding.
00:02:11This woman had no identification.
00:02:18So she was arrested.
00:02:20And that is how people learned that Felicia Tillman was very much alive.
00:02:26I see you got the suit I sent over.
00:02:31You like it?
00:02:32I like anything that's not orange.
00:02:34Well, get ready to do all sorts of shopping.
00:02:37Your settlement check came in.
00:02:39So where are you going first?
00:02:41After all these years in prison, I bet you're ready to party.
00:02:44All I want is to go home.
00:02:46What, to your old neighborhood?
00:02:48You sound surprised.
00:02:49Well, none of your neighbors supported you during the trial.
00:02:52They didn't visit while you were here.
00:02:54No one would blame you if you hated them a little.
00:02:57Oh, I don't hate them a little.
00:03:01And so my husband returned to Wisteria Lane.
00:03:12The neighbors were surprised to see him.
00:03:15They hadn't thought about Paul Young in years.
00:03:19But he had thought about them.
00:03:24And he was going to make sure they'd never forget him again.
00:03:40The phone call that comes in the middle of the night.
00:03:45The letter that arrives by special courier.
00:03:49The email marked urgent.
00:03:52Yes, there are all sorts of ways bad news can be delivered.
00:03:58But some news is so bad, it must be delivered in person.
00:04:04Why do I have to tell them?
00:04:05You said this couple lives in your neighborhood.
00:04:08Trustees of the hospital feel that makes you uniquely qualified.
00:04:11And just what am I supposed to say?
00:04:13Great block party.
00:04:15By the way, one of our nurses may have switched your baby at birth.
00:04:19Try the dip.
00:04:20Every minute we wait, this hospital takes on more liability.
00:04:23Now get on over to Wisteria Lane and tell those people what's going on.
00:04:27I don't know how I'm going to do this.
00:04:29There's only one way to deliver news like this.
00:04:32Remain as calm as possible.
00:04:35Bree! Get out of here!
00:04:38Dammit, why is nobody home?
00:04:40I don't know.
00:04:41I don't know.
00:04:42I don't know.
00:04:43I don't know.
00:04:44Why, Karen?
00:04:45What's wrong?
00:04:46Paul Young.
00:04:47He's back.
00:04:48What?
00:04:49You heard me.
00:04:50Now don't you stand here.
00:04:51We've got to warn people.
00:04:52Hold on.
00:04:53Hold on.
00:04:54Bree, I've never seen you like this.
00:04:58Are you alright?
00:04:59I have something horrible to tell you and I don't know how to say it.
00:05:03You better think of something or you're starting to freak me out.
00:05:06Remember that night when Carlos' mother was run over by a car?
00:05:11Well, I know who did it.
00:05:14You what?
00:05:16It was Andrew.
00:05:20Oh, God.
00:05:23He was only 16.
00:05:24I was afraid he was going to go to jail so Rex and I decided to cover it up.
00:05:28Oh, this is, this is bad.
00:05:30This is really bad.
00:05:33I need to go throw up a little.
00:05:36Oh, I am so sorry and I realized I should have told you sooner.
00:05:39No!
00:05:40No, no, no.
00:05:41You shouldn't have told me at all.
00:05:42What?
00:05:43Now I have to tell Carlos and he's going to kill Andrew and then he's going to have to go to prison.
00:05:47So thank you for sending my husband to prison, Bree.
00:05:49Nice work.
00:05:50I just couldn't live with the secret any longer and when Orson found out he told me I was a horrible person.
00:05:54That's why you told me?
00:05:56Oh, please.
00:05:57We're all horrible people.
00:05:58You see this?
00:05:59It's yours.
00:06:00They delivered it here.
00:06:01I kept it.
00:06:02Horrible.
00:06:03Just so you know Orson was so disgusted he's divorcing me.
00:06:06Normally I'd give you a hug but right now I sort of don't give a crap.
00:06:09Again, very sorry.
00:06:11God, how am I going to tell Carlos?
00:06:14He is going to be so angry and he'll probably find a way to blame me.
00:06:20You'll never guess who's back.
00:06:21Mom, we don't have any clean plates.
00:06:22Didn't you run the dishwasher?
00:06:23We're also out on milk.
00:06:24You gotta go to the store.
00:06:25And the dry cleaners while you're at it.
00:06:26Okay, everybody.
00:06:27Look at your hands.
00:06:28Come on.
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:30Anyone not holding a baby, you're on your own.
00:06:31You can wash and shop and clean for yourselves.
00:06:33My days of being the perfect mom are over.
00:06:35When were those days exactly?
00:06:36It's my uterus that's worn out, not my hearing.
00:06:37So you're not going to help with anything?
00:06:38Because this place is really starting to go to hell.
00:06:40Baby number five.
00:06:41An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care.
00:06:46You know, the good moms enjoy doing stuff for their families.
00:06:47Hello?
00:06:48That's your brother Preston.
00:06:49He's about to be beaten.
00:06:50Yes, he is.
00:06:51Yes, he is.
00:06:52Yes, he is.
00:06:53Mom, it's Renee Perry.
00:06:54Hello, Renee Perry.
00:06:55Who's Renee Perry?
00:06:56Oh, she's your mom's friend from college.
00:06:57She's married to Daphne.
00:06:58She's married to Daphne.
00:06:59She's married to Daphne.
00:07:00So you're not going to help with anything?
00:07:01So you're not going to help with anything?
00:07:02Because this place is really starting to go to hell.
00:07:03Baby number five.
00:07:04An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care.
00:07:06You know, the good moms enjoy doing stuff for their families.
00:07:09Hello?
00:07:10That's your brother Preston.
00:07:11He's about to be beaten.
00:07:12Yes, he is.
00:07:13Yes, he is.
00:07:14Yes, he is.
00:07:15Mom, it's Renee Perry.
00:07:17Hello, Renee.
00:07:18Hello, Renee.
00:07:19Who's Renee Perry?
00:07:20Oh, she's your mom's friend from college.
00:07:22She's married to Doug Perry, who plays for the Yankees.
00:07:24And she's really rich.
00:07:25Hell, right.
00:07:26Every few years, Renee flies Mom to New York for a big fancy weekend.
00:07:30And Mom always comes back in a great mood.
00:07:33So, this might be perfect timing.
00:07:35Dammit to hell she's coming here.
00:07:37When?
00:07:38Tomorrow.
00:07:39Why?
00:07:40I don't know, but that is something we can talk about while we turn this dump into an actual home.
00:07:45Okay, people, move, move, move. Let's go.
00:07:48Come on.
00:07:49Hey, you too, Tom.
00:07:51I'm holding the baby.
00:07:52Well, spray her with some glass cleaner and rub her on the windows.
00:07:55I don't want Renee to know I live like this.
00:07:57But, Mama, she's your friend.
00:07:58Won't she like you no matter how you live?
00:08:00Oh, she's not that kind of friend.
00:08:05You're never gonna believe who's back.
00:08:09Here we are.
00:08:10Home sweet.
00:08:13Home.
00:08:14So, what do you think, buddy?
00:08:19This is where we're gonna live?
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:25So, are we poor?
00:08:28If you field this one, I'll tell them where babies come from.
00:08:31No, honey, we're not poor.
00:08:36We're just lower middle class.
00:08:40Poor people wish they could live like this.
00:08:43They shouldn't.
00:08:45Oh, sweetie.
00:08:46I know this isn't what we're used to.
00:08:48Buddy, we're not gonna lie to you.
00:08:50Money is a little tighter than before, but that's why we're here.
00:08:54So we can save up and get back to our house.
00:08:56And it's not gonna take that long.
00:08:58Your daddy's taking on extra jobs and I'm still teaching,
00:09:00and I'm gonna start selling that really cool jewelry I've been making.
00:09:05Oh, God.
00:09:08Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.
00:09:10And as long as we're together, we can survive this.
00:09:16Hello?
00:09:17Susan.
00:09:18Hi, Miss McCluskey. What's up?
00:09:19You'll never believe this. Paul Young is back.
00:09:21What?
00:09:22What?
00:09:25Where is he?
00:09:27Where do you think?
00:09:28He's in the house you rented to him.
00:09:30I didn't know.
00:09:31Lee just told me it was a guy.
00:09:32You didn't even ask for his name?
00:09:34He paid in advance and he didn't have pets.
00:09:36I didn't care.
00:09:37How is Paul even out of jail?
00:09:39That maniac was serving a life sentence.
00:09:41Hello, ladies.
00:09:44If you'd like to come in for a while, I'll tell you the story.
00:09:49Come on now.
00:09:50It's a good one.
00:09:54Felicia Tillman's alive?
00:09:56Why are you so surprised?
00:09:58I said that over and over again in my trial.
00:10:01Oh, wait. That's right.
00:10:02None of you could make it to the courthouse.
00:10:05Look, Paul.
00:10:06It's okay.
00:10:07You were busy.
00:10:08I get it.
00:10:09I told myself I'd explain how I was framed when you came to visit me in prison.
00:10:13Oh, wait.
00:10:14We are so sorry.
00:10:15No defense.
00:10:16We thought you were a cold-blooded killer.
00:10:17What you endured over the last ten years, I can't even imagine it.
00:10:29No, you can't.
00:10:31But the good news is, I'm back.
00:10:37Yeah, about that.
00:10:38Um, why did you want to come back here?
00:10:41Why do you think?
00:10:43I miss my friends.
00:10:47Innocent or not, that guy still gives me the creeps.
00:10:49I can't believe Paul Young is back on Mysterio Lane.
00:10:52And he's using my shower.
00:11:09Jack!
00:11:11You here for your 9-iron?
00:11:13Damn, I thought if I shaved you wouldn't recognize me and I could keep it.
00:11:16Actually, I need to talk to you and your wife.
00:11:21Hey, Gabby!
00:11:23In a minute!
00:11:25You look a little pale, buddy.
00:11:26Something wrong?
00:11:28I think we should wait for Gabby.
00:11:30Jack, what's going on here, man?
00:11:32You're making me nervous.
00:11:34Let's just go inside, hmm?
00:11:37No!
00:11:38This is impossible.
00:11:39We still have the bracelet they put around Juanita's ankle in the hospital.
00:11:42Teresa Pruitt was the nurse in charge of those bracelets.
00:11:45And although the hospital did not know this at the time, she had a drinking problem.
00:11:50And eight years later, you're telling me this.
00:11:52I've spent eight years loving someone else's daughter.
00:11:55Again, I want to stress that the hospital only belatedly became...
00:11:59Jack, I swear to God, if you go lawyer on me, I will put your head through a wall.
00:12:02So, where is our... biologi- God, I don't even know what to call her.
00:12:16We haven't been able to track the family down yet.
00:12:19Then we're not telling Gabby.
00:12:21Not till you find this other girl.
00:12:22Carlos, I have a legal responsibility here. She has to be told.
00:12:26Fine. I'll do it.
00:12:33But I don't know how.
00:12:36This is going to destroy her.
00:12:38Nope, I was wrong. Preston, switch back with Parker.
00:12:48Why are we doing this?
00:12:50When Renee pulls up to this house, she is going to see the one thing I can show off my beautiful, beautiful family.
00:12:57What is that? A pimple? Get in the back!
00:12:59Honey, don't you think you're getting a little carried away?
00:13:04Tom, that woman lives in a penthouse. We had to give up meat so we could buy a laptop. Let me have this.
00:13:10Is that her?
00:13:14Of course it is.
00:13:17Okay, everybody smile for mom and her strange and twisted friendship.
00:13:22I'm back, Rodolfo. Please tell Senor Trippiani. I always stay at the suite when I visit Venice. And if it's not available, I will be very unhappy.
00:13:38Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone more important I need to speak with.
00:13:44Hey, Jose, thanks for holding. Look, I can't do Thursday, so...
00:13:49Jose, she'll call you back.
00:13:51Lynette, you haven't changed. Neither of you.
00:13:54Hi, sweetie.
00:13:57Oh, no. Please tell me you didn't dump Tom for this handsome young trophy husband.
00:14:03It's me, Renee.
00:14:05I mean, I do work out like three times a week, so maybe that's what you're...
00:14:10Oh, okay.
00:14:12Are these your kids?
00:14:14Yes. Yes, and here is our latest addition.
00:14:18Oh, she's precious.
00:14:22Look at you all. What a perfect little suburban picture.
00:14:26Well, you know, I've been blessed.
00:14:29Very blessed.
00:14:31I'm sorry, I gotta run, Renee, but I'm late for work.
00:14:34Work? And I thought you wore that sexy tie just for me.
00:14:37You like it? They say the bolder colors are coming back, so I thought I'd...
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:46Love you.
00:14:48Oh, I gotta say, Lynette, this place is adorable.
00:14:51It's so cozy and intimate and...
00:14:55Pay attention, kids. You're learning a lot of new words for small.
00:14:59Oh, that's not what I meant.
00:15:01I hate banging around my lonely old barn of a house.
00:15:04Sometimes weeks go by without me running into a servant.
00:15:06I'm sure you see them on whipping day.
00:15:10Lynette, why so mean?
00:15:12I worked on these compliments all the way from the airport.
00:15:15Drive slower next time, huh?
00:15:17It's all right. We're just old friends reconnecting.
00:15:21And I'm being sincere. This is the way to go.
00:15:24Strip down to the bare essentials.
00:15:26You know, more people should live like this.
00:15:28Most people do live like this.
00:15:29When you're flying in your private jet and you look down and go,
00:15:33Wow, they look like ants down there.
00:15:36Where are the ants?
00:15:38So you have a private jet?
00:15:39Well, it's not just ours. We share it with the team.
00:15:42Wait, so you get to hang out with the Yankees?
00:15:44That's awesome.
00:15:46How is Doug, by the way?
00:15:48Oh, he's fine. But all that stuff, the team, the jet, the money.
00:15:51It's like a fantasy world. This is what I yearned for.
00:15:54This is real. This is sticky.
00:15:59So are you staying in a really fancy hotel?
00:16:02Well, I came straight from the airport, so I haven't booked a hotel yet.
00:16:06Oh, why don't you stay with us?
00:16:08I'm sure Renee wouldn't want to.
00:16:10I would love to.
00:16:12Are you sure? Because, you know, five kids.
00:16:15It gets stickier.
00:16:16Oh, I don't mind. It'd be fun.
00:16:18I've got a lot of catching up to do with my old, old friend.
00:16:23By the way, I have a doctor who can get rid of one of those olds.
00:16:26All right. Well, I guess I could set you up on the sleeper sofa.
00:16:31Sleeper sofa? Ooh, look at me. I'm one of the aunts.
00:16:39Hi. You own the building, right? I'm Susan Delfino. My husband Mike and I are in 1B.
00:16:43Jiggle the handle. The toilet's fine.
00:16:46Oh, no, no, no. I'm just dropping off the security deposit. Sorry it's late. We've been having some money problems.
00:16:53Have you?
00:16:54Well, I'm Maxine. Come on in. I'm making some tea.
00:17:01Thanks. Come on.
00:17:03That is such a shame about Mike's business. And here you are with no skills trying to make ends meet.
00:17:10Oh, I have skills. I make my own jewelry. I made this. Can you believe it?
00:17:14I really can.
00:17:18You know, I remember when my husband Sidney passed away. His illness took every dime we had.
00:17:24I didn't know what I was going to do.
00:17:26Well, it looks like you did okay. I mean, you own the building.
00:17:29Yeah. Well, that's because I stopped pouting. I got off my tuchus and I started my own business.
00:17:36And now I'm able to help other struggling women. You know, they set their own hours. They work from their own homes.
00:17:43And oh, the money.
00:17:47That sounds like a dream job.
00:17:49I'll bet you'd be real good at it. Let me show you.
00:17:53Are there phones involved? I've been told I have an excellent phone voice.
00:17:56Uh, hello. Can I interest you in a...
00:18:02Oh, my God.
00:18:08It's my website. Vavavavroom.com.
00:18:12I got a 10-unit Mac Pro server farm and a 1.5 med tea one line.
00:18:18You run a porn site? You're trying to lure me into pornography?
00:18:23Oh, my God. Did you slip something into my tea?
00:18:25Honey, relax. This is strictly PG. Women doing housework and lingerie. No nudity, no sex.
00:18:33So, what do you say?
00:18:35What do I say?
00:18:37I say shame. Shame on you.
00:18:41These are nice, respectable girls just like you.
00:18:44Deirdre's going to night school to become a nurse and Martha's trying to start over after a divorce.
00:18:52Don't they worry about people they know seeing them?
00:18:54Most of our clients are overseas. You know, Europe, Asia. So, if you go to Kuala Lumpur, wear a hat.
00:19:02Come on. You said you had money problems.
00:19:05Here's what Martha makes in a week.
00:19:10Hm?
00:19:14Whoa.
00:19:17Whoa.
00:19:18Unto Martha for selling her dignity to the highest bidder.
00:19:20I promise you won't do anything I wouldn't let my own daughter do.
00:19:26Look for yourself. She's on camera three.
00:19:29What are you looking at?
00:19:38Just some family photos.
00:19:41That's you. The day you were born.
00:19:44Hm.
00:19:46Daddy?
00:19:47Who's that?
00:19:49It's your grandma.
00:19:51Oh. I wish I had met her.
00:19:53You would have loved her.
00:19:57Do you think about her a lot?
00:19:59Every day.
00:20:01She was the light of my life.
00:20:04And that's why we named you after her, because I could not imagine a world without a Juanita Solis in it.
00:20:13Hey.
00:20:15You want me to tuck her in?
00:20:17No, I'll do it. Come on.
00:20:23Amy and I want to go to the mall tomorrow.
00:20:29Oh, sorry, hon. I have plans.
00:20:31I could ride my bike.
00:20:32By yourself? I don't think so.
00:20:34Why not?
00:20:36You're too young. That's why not.
00:20:38You're mean.
00:20:40Well, sometimes I have to be mean, because it's my job to protect you.
00:20:44What if you got hit by a bus?
00:20:45That's not gonna happen.
00:20:47Well, I can't take that chance.
00:20:49You are my whole world.
00:20:50If something happened to you, it would ruin my life.
00:20:56You understand that?
00:20:57Well, that's the last of it.
00:21:02I'll put these books in the car.
00:21:04Pleasure meeting you, Brie.
00:21:06Nice of you are a physical therapist to help with the move.
00:21:21So, are you gonna be okay?
00:21:26Let's see. I'm getting a divorce, I lost my business, and I'm sitting here trying to remember why I quit drinking.
00:21:35I've had better Mondays.
00:21:38I'm sorry.
00:21:40Don't be.
00:21:41It's for the best.
00:21:47We haven't been happy for a long time.
00:21:51You know what you need?
00:21:54A project.
00:21:56No.
00:21:57That's what I always do.
00:21:59Distract myself with meaningless busy work as a way of avoiding my emotions.
00:22:03I think I need to sit quietly and think about what I'm gonna do with my life.
00:22:15Well, whenever you do, I know it'll be spectacular.
00:22:19Goodbye, Brie.
00:22:49So, let's—
00:23:03Goodbye.
00:23:05Bye.
00:23:06Bye.
00:23:08Bye.
00:23:13Bye.
00:23:16Bye.
00:23:18Bye.
00:23:49Hi, Brie.
00:24:03I've been thinking about our conversation last night.
00:24:05I just wanted to see how you were doing.
00:24:07I'm fine.
00:24:09In fact, I took your advice.
00:24:11I found myself a project.
00:24:19I'm surprised you agreed to see me.
00:24:21I wanted to spit in your face.
00:24:23I didn't realize there'd be glass.
00:24:25That's right.
00:24:26You're not used to prison.
00:24:27Give yourself time.
00:24:28What is it now?
00:24:29Two to five years?
00:24:30Eighteen months with good behavior.
00:24:32You're giving me a lot of reasons to be extremely well behaved.
00:24:36Maybe I can give you a few pointers on prison life.
00:24:38I've become a bit of an expert thanks to you.
00:24:40Hey, here's one.
00:24:41It never hurts to tip the guard who does your cavity search.
00:24:45Listen to me, you son of a bitch.
00:24:48I don't care what I have to do.
00:24:50I will see you behind bars again.
00:24:53Or dead.
00:24:55Whichever is easier.
00:24:58Here's another pointer.
00:25:00They always record the conversation,
00:25:02so be careful about threatening the man you framed.
00:25:04You murdered my sister.
00:25:06That's a crazy grandma's accusation.
00:25:11I have to go now.
00:25:12I have things to do like shopping
00:25:13and walking around in the open air
00:25:15without a care in the world.
00:25:17You know you did it.
00:25:28Wow, they're all so big.
00:25:31Exactly, thank you.
00:25:33You're welcome?
00:25:34I knew you guys would get it,
00:25:35unlike those idiots
00:25:36that walked by my card table in the park.
00:25:38It's not jewelry.
00:25:39It's wearable art.
00:25:40So, who wants to try these earrings?
00:25:44Oh, I'm not sure that my delicate ears
00:25:46can support something so large.
00:25:50How about Gabby?
00:25:51She has big, strong Latino ears.
00:25:57Lynette, where is this friend of yours?
00:25:59We're all dying to meet her.
00:26:00Come on.
00:26:01I need a volunteer.
00:26:03Lynette?
00:26:04Yes.
00:26:05I guess.
00:26:08How's it feel?
00:26:10About as good as it looks, I'm guessing.
00:26:12I'll take them.
00:26:13Yes!
00:26:14What are you guys getting?
00:26:17I'm going to buy this for Brie
00:26:19and her strong, Protestant neck.
00:26:22Oh, you guys are the best.
00:26:27Oh, hi, here she is.
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Susan, Brie, Gabby,
00:26:31this is my old college roommate, Renee.
00:26:33Hi, it is so nice to finally meet you.
00:26:35Lynette has talked so much about her friend from college.
00:26:37Ah, yes.
00:26:39You know how in school,
00:26:40the pretty girls always hang out together?
00:26:41Well, I refuse to go along with that.
00:26:46Renee comes off a little stuck up
00:26:47when you first meet her,
00:26:48which is a real time saver.
00:26:50Sit down.
00:26:53So, Renee, you have to tell us,
00:26:55what was Lynette like in college?
00:26:56Oh, absolutely fearless.
00:26:58She just kept wearing those parachute pants.
00:27:01Lesbian rumors be damned.
00:27:03Yes, Renee was always the one
00:27:05with the fashion sense.
00:27:06Before I met her,
00:27:07I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada
00:27:08or chlamydia.
00:27:09Wow, you guys play rough.
00:27:13No, it's just what we do.
00:27:15It's fun.
00:27:17I tease her about being all botulism from the nose up.
00:27:19And I tease her about being all cottage cheese
00:27:22from the waist down.
00:27:22So, Renee, we hear that you're married to Doug Perry?
00:27:28The baseball player?
00:27:29No surprise there.
00:27:31In our sorority,
00:27:31Renee was voted most likely to marry well.
00:27:34And Lynette was voted most likely to succeed.
00:27:37Oh.
00:27:38So, Brie, I hear you're an amazing cook.
00:27:42Hang on a second.
00:27:43What was that?
00:27:44What?
00:27:45That's...
00:27:46Oh, nothing.
00:27:49I just didn't want to make you feel bad.
00:27:51About what?
00:27:53Well, it's just that, uh,
00:27:55I think our college friends would be surprised
00:27:57to see how you ended up.
00:27:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:02Oh, I thought they were still playing.
00:28:06You know, Renee,
00:28:06I have had a career and raised a family.
00:28:09And that's great.
00:28:10It's just that we had such high hopes for you.
00:28:13At least I didn't spend the last 15 years
00:28:15sponging off a rich guy.
00:28:16Hey, let's stop before somebody gets hurt.
00:28:19Whatever I got, I got on my own.
00:28:20And what have you got?
00:28:22A blouse from the I've Stopped Trying collection
00:28:24and a pair of earrings your kid made at camp?
00:28:26And somebody got hurt.
00:28:28That's great.
00:28:29Easy shots.
00:28:30You got more money than me.
00:28:31Ugh, it's not about the money.
00:28:34Well, Annette, I knew never would have settled for this.
00:28:36You were adventurous.
00:28:38You backpacked through Croatia.
00:28:40You jumped on stage at a Springsteen concert.
00:28:43It's just hard for me to reconcile
00:28:45this suburban housewife with the girl
00:28:46who had a threesome with two of the guys
00:28:48from the rugby team.
00:28:58Why would she do this?
00:29:00Why would she jump in a private jet
00:29:01and fly all the way across the country
00:29:03just to dump on my life?
00:29:05Two guys, huh?
00:29:07We're not talking about that anymore.
00:29:09I mean, isn't her life perfect enough?
00:29:10Does she really need to score bonus points
00:29:13by taking me down?
00:29:14So, was it one rugby guy and then the other
00:29:16or just sort of a scrum?
00:29:18Oh, Dr. Tom?
00:29:19You know, I have shielded you
00:29:21from some of the wilder things that I've done.
00:29:23Like that time at the amusement park.
00:29:25A little story I like to call
00:29:26D-cups on the teacups.
00:29:31Okay, I'm dropping it now.
00:29:33Why are you getting so upset?
00:29:35I mean, I thought you and Renee
00:29:36loved to zing each other.
00:29:37Those weren't zings.
00:29:40When she made that...
00:29:42Oh, she meant to...
00:29:43I mean, what the hell was that?
00:29:44She doesn't get to be disappointed in my life.
00:29:47Well, maybe you should tell her how you feel.
00:29:49Yeah, you're right.
00:29:51You're right.
00:29:52In fact, I am going to tell her a lot more than that.
00:29:55Good for you.
00:29:56But when you get back,
00:29:57I'd like to revisit a certain request
00:29:59I made on my 40th birthday,
00:30:01which in light of recent revelation
00:30:02seems a lot more...
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:12What's this?
00:30:13Yellow pages.
00:30:15Hotel is under H.
00:30:18Yeah, I had a feeling
00:30:19I hit an art this afternoon.
00:30:21If you find my life that pathetic,
00:30:23I'm going to spare you the agony of observing it.
00:30:26And by the way,
00:30:27taxi is under T.
00:30:29Lynette, I don't think your life is pathetic.
00:30:34Maybe not.
00:30:36But you clearly think yours is a whole lot better.
00:30:39So if you need me to say it,
00:30:41I'll say it.
00:30:42You win.
00:30:43You got the fabulous clothes,
00:30:44the penthouse apartment,
00:30:46and the rich husband.
00:30:47Congratulations.
00:30:50Doug is leaving me.
00:30:54I found out he was cheating
00:30:55with his agent's assistant.
00:30:59I confronted him,
00:31:02told him it was her or me,
00:31:03and he chose her.
00:31:06I threw some things in a bag and took off.
00:31:09I didn't have a plan.
00:31:10I just needed to get out of there,
00:31:11and I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.
00:31:14Why didn't you tell me this?
00:31:21Lynette, my life is about to fall apart.
00:31:23I haven't even admitted it to myself yet.
00:31:27How could I tell you?
00:31:29Well, of course you can stay here
00:31:31as long as you want.
00:31:34Thanks.
00:31:37And to show my appreciation,
00:31:38I would like to pay for your first facelift.
00:31:43That is so generous.
00:31:46Although now you've had nine,
00:31:47you probably get the next one free.
00:31:48Hey, Carlos, what can I do?
00:31:56I'll make this quick.
00:31:57I'm going to give you two options.
00:31:59Option one,
00:31:59I sue this hospital for,
00:32:01I don't know,
00:32:0210, 20 million dollars,
00:32:03and I think I'll get it.
00:32:04That would bankrupt us.
00:32:06Then you're probably going to want to go for option two.
00:32:08Which is?
00:32:09You make this whole thing go away.
00:32:11Shred the documents,
00:32:12call out the search for the other family,
00:32:13and never, ever let Gabby find out about this.
00:32:16Carlos, we've sent out letters,
00:32:19hired investigators.
00:32:21I don't know if this process can be stopped.
00:32:23Try.
00:32:24And even if it could,
00:32:25this is a hell of a thing you're taking on.
00:32:28Keeping this secret by yourself.
00:32:31What's my choice?
00:32:33If Gabby knew the truth,
00:32:34it would kill her.
00:32:37No.
00:32:39I can't tell her.
00:32:41I can't tell him.
00:32:41Are you sure?
00:32:44Doesn't he deserve to know
00:32:45what Andrew did to his mother?
00:32:47You have to understand,
00:32:49Carlos is so happy right now.
00:32:52Our marriage is the best it's ever been.
00:32:55He loves his job.
00:32:56The girls are turning out so beautifully.
00:32:59Except for this one,
00:33:01easily ignorable blip,
00:33:05where life is perfect.
00:33:10And I won't let anything change that.
00:33:11Pork chops for dinner.
00:33:17That was a bit of a splurge,
00:33:18but I made up for it.
00:33:19One ply toilet paper.
00:33:23Something wrong?
00:33:25The bank turned out my loan application.
00:33:27Without that money,
00:33:28I can't hire any help.
00:33:29And without help,
00:33:30it's just going to be one dinky job after another.
00:33:33We'll never get out of here like that.
00:33:35I won't buy pork chops anymore.
00:33:44I'm going to return these.
00:33:47I'm thinking about taking a job in Alaska.
00:33:50What?
00:33:51A buddy told me about it.
00:33:52Six months on an oil rig.
00:33:53One year at the most.
00:33:56I can make triple what I can earn here.
00:33:58You can probably move back in the house
00:33:59before I'm even done.
00:34:00Mike, that is really dangerous work.
00:34:04MJ needs you here.
00:34:05I need you here.
00:34:06No, there's got to be another way.
00:34:08You think I want to go?
00:34:09We don't have any good options here.
00:34:11Give me a month before you make a decision.
00:34:18I've just got a feeling
00:34:19that this jewelry thing of mine
00:34:20could start pulling in some serious money.
00:34:23Sweetheart, you're talented.
00:34:24But serious money?
00:34:27You'd be surprised
00:34:27what some people are willing to pay for.
00:34:35No nudity, no sex,
00:34:36and no one can ever know.
00:34:38I am so glad I can help.
00:34:41So what did you remove this with?
00:34:48A puma?
00:34:49I was anxious to get rid of it.
00:34:51My soon-to-be ex-husband
00:34:53picked out most of the decor
00:34:54and I realized I needed a fresh start.
00:34:57You know, wallpaper is nice,
00:34:58but it's a little...
00:34:59Well, it's your house, not mine.
00:35:02No, Keith, please.
00:35:03I hired you.
00:35:03I want to hear your ideas.
00:35:05I would suggest that you paint this room
00:35:06something, you know, bold.
00:35:10Oh, I like the sound of it.
00:35:11Look at that.
00:35:12Perhaps a nice, deep beige.
00:35:15Or bolder.
00:35:17I mean, with the size of this room
00:35:18and the light,
00:35:19you could go...
00:35:21scarlet red.
00:35:23Please don't take this the wrong way,
00:35:25but I'm going to be serving dinner
00:35:26in this room,
00:35:27not sailors.
00:35:31Could you excuse me for a moment?
00:35:33I'm going to be right back.
00:35:40Here you go.
00:35:42The final division of assets.
00:35:44Just need a Jill Hancock from you
00:35:46and we're all set.
00:35:50Before I forget,
00:35:51Andrew's having a dinner party on the 10th
00:35:52and he'd love for you to come.
00:35:54Even though we're separating,
00:35:55we both want you to feel
00:35:56that you're still
00:35:57part of the family.
00:35:59I'm touched.
00:36:00Thank you, Brie.
00:36:02Orson, don't we have plans?
00:36:05The wine tasting?
00:36:05Why don't you wait
00:36:11for me in the van?
00:36:16As you may have gleaned,
00:36:19my relationship with Judy
00:36:21has evolved.
00:36:24Was it evolving
00:36:25while you and I
00:36:25were still together?
00:36:26No, no, of course not.
00:36:28Apparently,
00:36:29she had feelings for me,
00:36:30but she waited
00:36:31a respectable amount of time
00:36:32before expressing them.
00:36:34It's been a week.
00:36:35You know the expression
00:36:36the ink's not even dry?
00:36:37It's not dry.
00:36:41We have separated, Brie.
00:36:45And the two of us
00:36:45spent so many years
00:36:46being miserable.
00:36:47I just think at our age,
00:36:49we can't let an opportunity
00:36:50for happiness pass us by.
00:37:01Forget the red.
00:37:02I've got something here
00:37:03called moonstruck yellow
00:37:04that will kick
00:37:05your dining room's ass.
00:37:08Come on, I promise,
00:37:09you'll love this.
00:37:10With your red hair,
00:37:11you will look so hot
00:37:12in this room.
00:37:15But, you know,
00:37:16whatever you want,
00:37:17clearly you have
00:37:17other options.
00:37:21Maybe I do.
00:37:22here's my favorite realtor.
00:37:29Here's my favorite realtor.
00:37:31Thanks for coming over.
00:37:33How are you?
00:37:34Bit of a pariah,
00:37:35thanks to you.
00:37:36Don't tell me the neighbors
00:37:37are blaming you
00:37:37for my return.
00:37:38Of course they are.
00:37:40You know,
00:37:40when you told me
00:37:41that you didn't have any pets,
00:37:42you could have mentioned
00:37:43that it's because
00:37:43they don't allow them
00:37:44in prison.
00:37:45Now, now, be nice.
00:37:46I'm about to throw
00:37:47some more business your way.
00:37:48Oh?
00:37:49I hear that my old house
00:37:50is back in the market.
00:37:52I'd like to buy it.
00:37:54Because of all
00:37:54the wonderful memories?
00:37:56Just find out
00:37:56what they're asking.
00:37:57Okay, but you just signed
00:37:58a one-year lease on this place
00:37:59and you're buying a house
00:38:00across the street?
00:38:00Doesn't sound like
00:38:01a very good plan.
00:38:02Oh, believe me.
00:38:03I've had ten years
00:38:04to work on this plan.
00:38:06It's a good one.
00:38:09Bad news travels quickly.
00:38:12And when it arrives,
00:38:13we have to find a way
00:38:15to deal with it.
00:38:18If our husbands tell us
00:38:20they've moved on,
00:38:22we look for projects
00:38:24to distract us.
00:38:27If the bills start
00:38:29to stack up,
00:38:31we find ways
00:38:32to earn extra cash.
00:38:36If we're told a secret
00:38:38too terrible to share,
00:38:40we learn to keep it
00:38:42to ourselves.
00:38:44But we must remember
00:38:46the bad news
00:38:47that's delivered
00:38:48can sometimes
00:38:50be good news
00:38:52in disguise.
00:38:54Is that the guy
00:38:54you were talking about?
00:38:57The one that killed
00:38:58your sister?
00:39:00He certainly is.
00:39:02He looks like a killer.
00:39:04It's a shame
00:39:04they let him out.
00:39:06As it turns out,
00:39:07it's all for the best.
00:39:09Paul can now receive
00:39:10the punishment
00:39:11he's entitled to.
00:39:12What do you mean?
00:39:15Just between us girls.
00:39:18Paul Young will be dead
00:39:19within six months.
00:39:21How are you going
00:39:21to make that happen?
00:39:22You're in here
00:39:23at least two years.
00:39:25True.
00:39:27But you see,
00:39:29Paul Young doesn't have
00:39:30friends on that street.
00:39:34I do.
00:39:35Previously on
00:39:41Desperate Housewives.
00:39:42That maniac was serving
00:39:43a life sentence.
00:39:44Hello, ladies.
00:39:45Paul Young came back.
00:39:47Doug is leaving me.
00:39:48Lynette's friend
00:39:49had nowhere to go.
00:39:50I've spent eight years
00:39:52loving someone else's daughter.
00:39:53A baby was switched
00:39:54long ago,
00:39:55and Carlos made a decision.
00:39:57We're not telling Gabby.
00:39:59Susan got a job offer.
00:40:00Women doing housework
00:40:01and lingerie.
00:40:02While Bree's contractor.
00:40:04With your red hair,
00:40:04you will look so hot
00:40:05in this room.
00:40:06Brought possibilities
00:40:07to light.
00:40:13All set.
00:40:15Now that you're
00:40:16a biker chick,
00:40:16there's one other thing
00:40:17you gotta know how to do.
00:40:22Thanks, sister.
00:40:28It had been a long time
00:40:30since Bree Vandekamp
00:40:31was a little girl.
00:40:34But she could still remember
00:40:36everything she'd ever been told
00:40:38about sex.
00:40:40Her grandmother informed her
00:40:42it was a woman's burden.
00:40:46Her minister warned her
00:40:47it was a sin.
00:40:50Her teacher taught her
00:40:51it was unhealthy.
00:40:54Yes, everyone had told Bree
00:40:56her sexual urges were dangerous.
00:40:59but no one had ever told her
00:41:02how to get rid of them.
00:41:06Hey, there you are.
00:41:09I'm off to the bank.
00:41:10Before you go,
00:41:11I want to show you something.
00:41:12Come here.
00:41:13Whole new idea.
00:41:15I want to panel the study
00:41:16in this.
00:41:17Oh, well that's unusual.
00:41:20Historical birch
00:41:21from a Wyoming snow fence
00:41:22over 200 years old.
00:41:23Feel it.
00:41:23No, really.
00:41:26Feel it.
00:41:28You know what they call this?
00:41:31Witness wood.
00:41:32Because it's seen so much history.
00:41:34Unlike me,
00:41:35who slept through history
00:41:35and had to go to summer school.
00:41:37I have to go.
00:41:39It's late.
00:41:39Yes, when Bree was a little girl,
00:41:51she'd been taught
00:41:52her sexual urges
00:41:54were dangerous.
00:41:56Unfortunately,
00:41:58she was about to learn
00:41:59those urges were dangerous
00:42:03for everyone.
00:42:05I need to go away.
00:42:07The doctors and nurses
00:42:22at Fairview Hospital
00:42:23are experts at healing.
00:42:26They can set bones,
00:42:29bandage wounds,
00:42:31and treat diseases.
00:42:33Sadly,
00:42:36one thing they don't know
00:42:38how to heal
00:42:38is a guilty conscience.
00:42:41I don't know what happened.
00:42:42She just came out of nowhere.
00:42:44Oh, honey,
00:42:44this could have been any of us.
00:42:46Kids on that street
00:42:46are always playing
00:42:47where they shouldn't be.
00:42:48Still, I would just feel better
00:42:49if they would come out
00:42:49and tell us something.
00:42:51Well, Anita was talking
00:42:52when they put her in the ambulance,
00:42:53so I'm sure everything's
00:42:54going to be fine.
00:42:55And I just spoke
00:42:55to one of the nurses.
00:42:56She seemed pretty positive.
00:42:57Well, that's a relief.
00:43:00Paul?
00:43:02What are you doing here?
00:43:03I heard about the accident,
00:43:04so I rushed right over.
00:43:06That's what neighbors do, right?
00:43:08Well, that's very thoughtful.
00:43:11We'll tell Gabby you to stop by.
00:43:13Yeah, don't feel like
00:43:14you have to hang around.
00:43:15There's nothing we can do.
00:43:17We can pray.
00:43:18Dear Lord,
00:43:32we ask that you be with this young child
00:43:33and with the doctors
00:43:34caring for her,
00:43:35that she may be returned
00:43:36in full health
00:43:37to her loving family.
00:43:39Amen.
00:43:41Amen.
00:43:41Well, I have to get home.
00:43:44I'm expecting someone.
00:43:45Please extend my
00:43:46good wishes to Gabby.
00:43:51Dear Lord,
00:43:52please don't let that creep
00:43:53ever touch me again.
00:43:55Amen.
00:43:58Oh, Gabby, thank God.
00:43:59How is Juanita?
00:44:01She's going to be fine.
00:44:02They're keeping her
00:44:03a couple days for observation.
00:44:04So I told Carlos
00:44:06he doesn't even have to fly back
00:44:07from his business trip.
00:44:07That's great news.
00:44:09Yeah, it is.
00:44:11Uh, Bree, Andrew,
00:44:12can I talk to you for a second?
00:44:17Thanks for coming.
00:44:18I feel so blessed
00:44:19to have such wonderful...
00:44:21What the hell
00:44:22is wrong with you people?
00:44:23First you take out
00:44:24my mother-in-law,
00:44:24then you go after my daughter.
00:44:25Are you trying to kill off
00:44:27every one Ada Solis
00:44:27on the planet?
00:44:28I admit,
00:44:28it was a terrible coincidence.
00:44:30You're getting sloppy, you know.
00:44:31This one was in broad daylight.
00:44:32I'm sorry,
00:44:33she just came out of nowhere.
00:44:34Have you seen my daughter?
00:44:35She never comes out of nowhere.
00:44:38On a related note,
00:44:39I just want to say
00:44:40how much I appreciate
00:44:40you not telling Carlos
00:44:41about me running over his mom.
00:44:43I'm going to give you that one
00:44:44because I wasn't fond of her.
00:44:45But as for the rest of my family,
00:44:46learn to swerve.
00:44:50Why does this keep happening?
00:44:52I don't know.
00:44:53I mean, maybe God's punishing us.
00:44:56Or God is punishing the Solises
00:44:58and we're just doing God's work.
00:45:01I feel awful.
00:45:02I should never have been
00:45:03fiddling with that radio.
00:45:05Radio?
00:45:06Mom,
00:45:06I saw you from across the street.
00:45:07You were checking out Keith's ass.
00:45:09That's preposterous.
00:45:10You were looking at
00:45:11that contractor's butt
00:45:12like you were waiting
00:45:12for a side of steak sauce.
00:45:14Watch your mouth.
00:45:14This isn't one of your
00:45:15homosexual dance clubs.
00:45:16I'm telling you,
00:45:17it was the radio.
00:45:19Okay, fine.
00:45:20But while we're talking
00:45:21about the radio,
00:45:22you do know that
00:45:23that particular model
00:45:24is like 15 years
00:45:25too young for you, right?
00:45:26Who is it?
00:45:46Maxine.
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48Oh, hang on a second.
00:45:50I was just wrapping up
00:45:54my first session.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:56I was watching.
00:45:58And?
00:46:00What'd you think?
00:46:01It was like watching a dream.
00:46:03And you know why?
00:46:04Because I was asleep.
00:46:06Sit down, honey.
00:46:08It's time I gave you
00:46:09a few pointers.
00:46:10Smudges.
00:46:14Now, you see what
00:46:16I'm doing here?
00:46:19Oh.
00:46:22And let's not forget
00:46:23the duster.
00:46:30Okay.
00:46:30Okay, I get it.
00:46:33And what have we here?
00:46:35Smudges.
00:46:36We eat off that table.
00:46:42Am I making my point?
00:46:43We are selling
00:46:44a fantasy here.
00:46:46You gotta, you know,
00:46:47loosen up.
00:46:49I want to.
00:46:50I just...
00:46:51I can't stop thinking
00:46:53about all those men
00:46:54out there watching me.
00:46:56Yes, they're watching you.
00:46:58They are spending
00:46:59their hard-earned dollars
00:47:00to see the perfect woman.
00:47:03You, my darling,
00:47:05have all the power here.
00:47:11Now,
00:47:11is that a crumb
00:47:13I see on that rug?
00:47:15Doug.
00:47:29That's it.
00:47:31That's my girl.
00:47:32Whew.
00:47:34Doug,
00:47:35if your lawyers
00:47:35don't sweeten
00:47:36the settlement offer,
00:47:37I will sue you
00:47:37for half of everything.
00:47:39And that includes
00:47:39your girlfriend's
00:47:40new implants.
00:47:41You pay for them
00:47:42out of our joint account,
00:47:42so technically,
00:47:43one of those puppies
00:47:44is mine.
00:47:45Oh, I don't know,
00:47:46maybe throw it in the pool
00:47:46and use it as a floatie?
00:47:48Uh, Renee.
00:47:50Oh, she's gonna be
00:47:51dating soon enough.
00:47:52It's time she learned
00:47:53what men are all about.
00:47:55Now, sweetie,
00:47:56what did Aunt U and A
00:47:57teach you about marriage?
00:47:59Never sign a prenup.
00:48:00Oh, jeez.
00:48:02Hey, what are you doing
00:48:05home from work?
00:48:06I'm not feeling well.
00:48:08Again?
00:48:10That's the third time
00:48:11this week.
00:48:12You need to go
00:48:13to the doctor.
00:48:13No, I'm fine.
00:48:14I'm just gonna lie
00:48:15on the couch
00:48:15and watch some TV.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:19Oh!
00:48:20Before you fire up
00:48:21the golf channel,
00:48:21you think maybe
00:48:22you could make
00:48:22a quick run
00:48:23to the grocery store?
00:48:24I'm tired.
00:48:25Can't you do it?
00:48:26I'm a little busy
00:48:27right now.
00:48:27I've got five kids
00:48:28and a useless house guest.
00:48:30Hi there.
00:48:31Ugh.
00:48:32I need you functional.
00:48:34Either go to the doctor
00:48:35and get some help
00:48:36or quit complaining
00:48:37and give me some help.
00:48:38Fine.
00:48:39I'll go tomorrow.
00:48:40Man, the sympathy
00:48:41in here is just overwhelming.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:46What?
00:48:47Nothing.
00:48:48It's none of my business.
00:48:51But you may want
00:48:53to be careful.
00:48:54You two are starting
00:48:54to sound a lot
00:48:55like me and Doug.
00:48:56I appreciate the concern,
00:48:57but Tom and I
00:48:58always do that.
00:48:59Doug and I
00:49:00always did that too.
00:49:01Look at us now.
00:49:03I'm telling you
00:49:03we're fine.
00:49:07If you say so.
00:49:12The doctors say
00:49:13she's going to be fine.
00:49:14They're only keeping
00:49:14her in the hospital
00:49:15as a precaution.
00:49:16She'll be home
00:49:16in a few days.
00:49:17Thank God.
00:49:18Well, look who's here.
00:49:20Can we please
00:49:21not have another ugly scene?
00:49:23We only came to check
00:49:23on Juanita.
00:49:24She's fine.
00:49:25Fantastic.
00:49:26So I see you let
00:49:27our tomato plants wither.
00:49:28Just like you did
00:49:29our relationship.
00:49:30Well, that's what happens
00:49:31when you grow needy,
00:49:32whiny tomatoes.
00:49:33Boys, boys,
00:49:34it's been a month.
00:49:35Can't you just kiss
00:49:36each other's bottoms
00:49:37and make up?
00:49:39Isn't that what they do?
00:49:43Who's that?
00:49:46She looks lost.
00:49:50Should we help her?
00:49:51Son of a bitch!
00:49:53We should help her.
00:49:58Miss, is everything okay?
00:50:02No.
00:50:04I am so lost.
00:50:07I gave the cab driver
00:50:08the address,
00:50:09but I only had a 20,
00:50:11and it turns out
00:50:12that only gets you
00:50:12as far as hypiscus circle,
00:50:14so he dumped me
00:50:14not to walk in these shoes,
00:50:15which broke,
00:50:16and that is the last time
00:50:17I am buying footwear
00:50:18over the internet.
00:50:19Were you looking
00:50:20for Wisteria Lane?
00:50:21Yeah, that sounds right.
00:50:23Is my fish moving?
00:50:24If he goes belly up,
00:50:25this is going to be
00:50:26the worst day ever.
00:50:27Who is it you're here to see?
00:50:29Paul Young.
00:50:32Really?
00:50:32Are you a friend of his?
00:50:35Well...
00:50:35Beth!
00:50:36I thought you were
00:50:39going to be here
00:50:39hours ago.
00:50:41Well,
00:50:42I see you've all
00:50:43met my wife.
00:50:57Sorry,
00:50:58it got really hot in here
00:51:00and I thought
00:51:00you'd be gone for a while.
00:51:01So, how's Juanita?
00:51:03Is she okay?
00:51:04Um, she's doing
00:51:06much better.
00:51:07Thank you for asking.
00:51:08Thank God.
00:51:10How are you doing?
00:51:11Uh, me?
00:51:12I'm okay.
00:51:14How's the work coming?
00:51:15Pretty good.
00:51:16Just getting ready
00:51:17to put, uh...
00:51:19Shoot.
00:51:20Something backwards.
00:51:25Bree?
00:51:28You sure you're okay?
00:51:29I'm fine.
00:51:30Fine.
00:51:30It's just been
00:51:31a very stressful day.
00:51:34I think
00:51:36I know
00:51:36what you need.
00:51:42It's okay.
00:51:43Hitting that little girl
00:51:44was an accident.
00:51:45It could have
00:51:45happened to anyone.
00:51:48I have to let you go.
00:51:50Huh?
00:51:51After you let me go,
00:51:52everyone should just
00:51:53let go.
00:51:53Oh!
00:51:53Are you firing me?
00:51:59Why?
00:52:00You're too messy.
00:52:01Your tools,
00:52:02they're scattered everywhere.
00:52:03Well, this is a
00:52:05construction site.
00:52:05And you're getting
00:52:06paint all over the place.
00:52:08And that cologne of yours,
00:52:08it's overpowering.
00:52:10I don't wear cologne.
00:52:11That's just you?
00:52:13Dear.
00:52:15Anyway, obviously,
00:52:16I will pay you
00:52:18for the time you put in,
00:52:19but I think you should go.
00:52:20You can send me a check.
00:52:29Bye, guys.
00:52:31Have a great day.
00:52:34Aren't you going to work?
00:52:35Oh, my first class
00:52:37isn't until 11.
00:52:37I thought I'd spend
00:52:38the morning making
00:52:39more jewelry.
00:52:40Well, you really are
00:52:40determined to bring in
00:52:41some extra money.
00:52:43You have no idea.
00:52:46And you don't let me
00:53:07put my feet
00:53:07on that table.
00:53:08Mike?
00:53:09What are you doing
00:53:10home so quick?
00:53:11I forgot my thermos.
00:53:12What are you wearing?
00:53:14I was just
00:53:15just doing housework,
00:53:17obviously.
00:53:19And the air conditioning
00:53:20isn't working,
00:53:21so it got really hot
00:53:23in here.
00:53:25I'll say.
00:53:26Mind if I join you?
00:53:28No, no.
00:53:29Uh, oh, oh.
00:53:31You know what?
00:53:32Why don't we take
00:53:33this in the bedroom?
00:53:34What's wrong
00:53:34with right here?
00:53:36I'm one lucky guy.
00:53:39I come home
00:53:40to a hot fantasy
00:53:41like this.
00:53:42Yep.
00:53:42And I am
00:53:44one lucky girl
00:53:45to have a
00:53:47have a husband
00:53:48like
00:53:48you.
00:53:59Any luck
00:53:59finding an apartment?
00:54:00Not with my settlement.
00:54:02With New York prices,
00:54:03I'll be forced
00:54:03to live in a place
00:54:04smaller than this.
00:54:05Oh, my God.
00:54:06How will you keep
00:54:07from bumping into yourself?
00:54:08You know what I was thinking?
00:54:11Why don't I just
00:54:12find a place
00:54:12here in Fairview?
00:54:16Fairview?
00:54:17Uh, no.
00:54:19No, no.
00:54:20You're a New Yorker.
00:54:21You love the theater,
00:54:23museums.
00:54:24You said yourself
00:54:24you can't even get
00:54:25a decent cup of coffee
00:54:26around here.
00:54:27No, I meant here,
00:54:28Lynette.
00:54:28Really.
00:54:29How hard is it
00:54:29to clean the pot?
00:54:30Hey!
00:54:35How'd it go
00:54:36with the doctor?
00:54:37Yeah, can we, um,
00:54:40talk about that?
00:54:43So, what did
00:54:44the doctor say?
00:54:45You're gonna
00:54:46want to sit down.
00:54:47Tom, you are
00:54:48scaring me.
00:54:49What is it?
00:54:49I have
00:54:53postpartum
00:54:54depression.
00:54:57Come again?
00:54:58I know,
00:54:59it sounds weird,
00:55:00but it's, it's,
00:55:01it's a recognized
00:55:02problem for fathers
00:55:03my age.
00:55:04I've got all
00:55:04the classic symptoms.
00:55:06Headaches,
00:55:07mood swings,
00:55:08fatigue.
00:55:10Wow.
00:55:11Tell me,
00:55:12did he check you
00:55:13for a yeast infection
00:55:14while he was
00:55:14down there, too?
00:55:17Why don't you
00:55:18learn the facts
00:55:19before you
00:55:19make fun of it?
00:55:21Men and
00:55:22postpartum,
00:55:23the bitter seed.
00:55:25Yeah,
00:55:26I'm not buying it.
00:55:28Show me one
00:55:28stretch mark,
00:55:29one chap nipple,
00:55:30and we'll talk
00:55:30about your
00:55:31postpartum.
00:55:31It's a legitimate
00:55:32medical condition,
00:55:34and you're the one
00:55:34who told me to
00:55:35go to the doctor.
00:55:36So you could be
00:55:36of some use
00:55:37around here,
00:55:38not so you could,
00:55:39uh,
00:55:39oh,
00:55:40take long baths
00:55:41or get in
00:55:41some extra naps?
00:55:42Do me a favor.
00:55:43Read the whole
00:55:44pamphlet.
00:55:46Gosh, I wish
00:55:47I could, Tom.
00:55:47Unfortunately,
00:55:48I have to go
00:55:48take care of
00:55:49my other baby.
00:56:01I love the house.
00:56:18Oh.
00:56:19Well, I did
00:56:20the best I could.
00:56:21I think it needs
00:56:22a woman's touch.
00:56:23Oh.
00:56:24I don't have
00:56:25much experience
00:56:26with decorating.
00:56:28If I so much
00:56:28as moved a chair,
00:56:29Mom would throw
00:56:30a fit.
00:56:31Then you must be
00:56:32happy to finally
00:56:32have your own home.
00:56:35I guess.
00:56:40Look at this.
00:56:41No plexiglass.
00:56:42I never dreamed
00:56:43the day would come
00:56:44when I could
00:56:44reach out
00:56:45and touch you.
00:56:49I didn't either.
00:56:54There is one thing
00:56:55I'll miss about prison.
00:56:57Your letters.
00:56:59Some days,
00:56:59they were the only things
00:57:00keeping me going.
00:57:02I'm glad you liked them.
00:57:03And thank you
00:57:05again for going
00:57:06to so much trouble.
00:57:07Dinner is wonderful.
00:57:09I want it tonight
00:57:09to be special.
00:57:11Since the prison
00:57:11didn't allow conjugal visits,
00:57:13this is kind of
00:57:14our wedding night.
00:57:17About that,
00:57:18I can't wait to
00:57:20start cooking for you
00:57:22and making things
00:57:23nice around here,
00:57:24but there are
00:57:24certain other
00:57:25wifely duties
00:57:28that I don't
00:57:29want to rush into.
00:57:30you.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:34We're still
00:57:34getting to know
00:57:35each other.
00:57:36Mama said
00:57:36you'd understand.
00:57:39Oh, I suppose
00:57:40I do.
00:57:42You're not upset?
00:57:43Of course not.
00:57:46There's more
00:57:46to marriage
00:57:47than sex.
00:57:53Oh, Mrs. Solis,
00:57:54can I talk to you?
00:57:57If this is about
00:57:58Juanita and the
00:57:59dessert cart,
00:58:00I told you
00:58:00not to leave it
00:58:00unattended.
00:58:01No, I was
00:58:02reviewing her chart
00:58:03and I realized
00:58:04we still had
00:58:04a couple of questions.
00:58:05Is she allergic
00:58:06to any medications?
00:58:07Uh, not that
00:58:08I'm aware of.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:09All her vaccinations
00:58:10up to date?
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:11And how old was she
00:58:12when you adopted her?
00:58:16I know it's hard
00:58:17to believe that
00:58:18the little acorn
00:58:19gave birth
00:58:19to the mighty oak,
00:58:20but believe me,
00:58:21I did.
00:58:23Okay.
00:58:24Maybe I'm
00:58:25confused,
00:58:26but the other day
00:58:26when we talked
00:58:27about possible
00:58:27blood transfusions,
00:58:28you told me you
00:58:29and your husband
00:58:30were type O.
00:58:32Yeah, we are.
00:58:33So?
00:58:34Well, your daughter
00:58:35is type A.
00:58:36Two O's
00:58:36can't have an A.
00:58:40Oh.
00:58:43Never mind.
00:58:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58:46What was that?
00:58:48What was that?
00:58:49Oh, never mind.
00:58:50It's none of my business.
00:58:52No, no.
00:58:52Tell me.
00:58:53What are you implying?
00:58:55Nothing.
00:58:56I'm simply stating
00:58:57that the odds
00:58:58of Mr. Solis
00:58:58being the biological
00:58:59father of a type A baby
00:59:00are roughly nil.
00:59:03Are you suggesting
00:59:04I cheated on him?
00:59:05I'm simply stating
00:59:06that the odds
00:59:07of Mr. Solis
00:59:07being the biological
00:59:08father of a...
00:59:08Listen, nursey.
00:59:09I know you spend
00:59:10your days emptying
00:59:11bedpans
00:59:11and shaving
00:59:12the groins
00:59:12of senior citizens,
00:59:13but there's no drama here.
00:59:15I've been faithful
00:59:15to my husband.
00:59:16I have nothing
00:59:17to hide.
00:59:18Give me that.
00:59:32Oh, good morning.
00:59:34Don't worry.
00:59:36Do you have trouble sleeping?
00:59:37I was up kind of late.
00:59:40Boy, that Tom
00:59:41sure can't talk.
00:59:45You're up with Tom?
00:59:47Huh?
00:59:48Oh, yeah.
00:59:49I guess he had
00:59:50a lot on his mind.
00:59:51No surprise
00:59:52after the way
00:59:52things went
00:59:53between you two yesterday.
00:59:55He was complaining
00:59:56about that?
00:59:57Oh, I don't want
00:59:58to get in the middle.
01:00:00Honey,
01:00:00you had a pajama party
01:00:01with my husband
01:00:02at three o'clock
01:00:02in the morning.
01:00:03You're in the middle.
01:00:05Well,
01:00:07Tom feels
01:00:08that you don't
01:00:09listen to him.
01:00:10I,
01:00:11I,
01:00:12sure I do.
01:00:13I heard that whole
01:00:13spiel about male
01:00:14postpartum,
01:00:15otherwise known
01:00:15by its initials
01:00:16B.S.
01:00:17See,
01:00:17that's just the thing.
01:00:18He thinks you hear,
01:00:19but you don't listen.
01:00:21Okay.
01:00:22Okay,
01:00:22you stop.
01:00:25I don't need you
01:00:26troubleshooting my marriage,
01:00:27and I don't want you
01:00:27having any more
01:00:28of these little
01:00:28conversations
01:00:29conversations with my husband.
01:00:30Okay, fine.
01:00:34And I mean it.
01:00:46There you are.
01:00:47I called you an hour ago.
01:00:48I was at school.
01:00:49Hi, sweetie.
01:00:50The kids in your class
01:00:51made you a poster.
01:00:53Look what Brittany said.
01:00:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:55She loves it.
01:00:55Come on.
01:00:56Come on.
01:01:01Oh, what is going on?
01:01:03Okay.
01:01:04Do you remember
01:01:05eight years ago
01:01:06when we went
01:01:06on that ski weekend?
01:01:08Ah,
01:01:08vaguely.
01:01:09No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:10It can't be vaguely.
01:01:11I need you to focus.
01:01:13Oh, okay.
01:01:14Okay.
01:01:15Remember how
01:01:16you and I
01:01:17had dinner
01:01:17with that French guy?
01:01:18The one you referred
01:01:19to as
01:01:19Le Package.
01:01:21Exactly.
01:01:22Okay.
01:01:23Tell me everything
01:01:24you remember.
01:01:26Ooh.
01:01:28I remember
01:01:28I had the fondue
01:01:29and I lost my strawberry
01:01:30and the waiter
01:01:31almost caught me
01:01:31when I put my hand in.
01:01:32I'm talking about me
01:01:33and the package.
01:01:34Why are you yelling at me?
01:01:35Because I'm mad.
01:01:37You went off to bed
01:01:38and left me and Frenchie
01:01:38drinking at the hotel bar
01:01:40and French don't let
01:01:40French flirt drunk.
01:01:41Now, for the love of God,
01:01:42do you at least remember
01:01:43when I came back
01:01:44to the room?
01:01:48I remember the sun
01:01:49was coming up.
01:01:49Oh, God.
01:01:52Gabby, you're not saying...
01:01:54Yeah.
01:01:55I think Juanita
01:01:56might be French.
01:01:58Wow.
01:02:01When Carlos returned
01:02:03from his business trip,
01:02:04he stopped at the hospital
01:02:05to visit his daughter,
01:02:07who had been sleeping
01:02:08peacefully.
01:02:10Then he came home
01:02:12to see his wife,
01:02:13who had been plotting
01:02:14frantically.
01:02:15Oh, you're awake.
01:02:39You're really awake.
01:02:54Carlos, what are you doing?
01:02:57Me?
01:02:57I just got into bed.
01:02:58You climbed on top of me.
01:03:00I did?
01:03:01Yeah, you were kind of
01:03:02making out with me.
01:03:03Not that I'm complaining.
01:03:03Oh, no.
01:03:06It's happening again.
01:03:08What are you talking about?
01:03:10My sexsomnia.
01:03:13Your what?
01:03:15Yeah, it's like
01:03:15sleepwalking,
01:03:17except instead of
01:03:18using your legs,
01:03:19you use your,
01:03:20you know,
01:03:21sexsomnia.
01:03:25It's real.
01:03:25Look it up.
01:03:26Since when
01:03:27have you had that?
01:03:27Well, definitely
01:03:30before the girls
01:03:30were born.
01:03:32I've never seen
01:03:33you do it before.
01:03:33Well, it mostly
01:03:34only happens
01:03:35when I'm really tired.
01:03:37Like when I work out
01:03:38too much
01:03:38or go skiing.
01:03:41Then first thing tomorrow,
01:03:42I'm checking out
01:03:42airfare at Aspen.
01:03:43No, no, no, no.
01:03:44It's not a joke.
01:03:45It's dangerous.
01:03:46It doesn't matter
01:03:47who I'm next to.
01:03:47I could have sex
01:03:48and not even know it.
01:03:50Wow.
01:03:52Well, since you're up.
01:03:53No, I'm too tired.
01:03:56And ashamed.
01:03:57Good night.
01:04:02Hey, I thought
01:04:02I'd return this.
01:04:03I borrowed it
01:04:04from Morris
01:04:04in a while back.
01:04:06So where's that
01:04:07Trippendale dancer
01:04:08you hired to fix
01:04:09your house?
01:04:09If you mean my
01:04:10contractor,
01:04:11his name is Keith,
01:04:12then I had to
01:04:12let him go.
01:04:14Why?
01:04:15You catch him
01:04:15grating cheese
01:04:16on his abs?
01:04:19Just wasn't
01:04:20working out.
01:04:22Must have been
01:04:22pretty bad
01:04:23for you to kick
01:04:23that shirtless wonder
01:04:24out of your front yard.
01:04:25I was finally
01:04:26reaching my target
01:04:27heart rate
01:04:28on my walk.
01:04:29You mean at your age
01:04:30you still have urges?
01:04:31I'm not dead, Bree.
01:04:33I may like my
01:04:34bed and my food
01:04:35soft,
01:04:36but I like my men.
01:04:37Okay, okay.
01:04:38Just curious.
01:04:39I guess I was hoping
01:04:42hoping what?
01:04:45That one day I might
01:04:46outgrow all this.
01:04:48Ah, that's why
01:04:49you fired Keith.
01:04:51I just can't have
01:04:51him around.
01:04:52He's too distracting.
01:04:53And I refuse to
01:04:54make a fool of myself.
01:04:56And how would
01:04:57that happen?
01:04:58Well, let me run
01:04:59the numbers for you.
01:05:00My marriage ended
01:05:01six days ago.
01:05:02Keith is 15 years
01:05:03too young for me
01:05:03and my track record
01:05:04with lovers,
01:05:05two dead,
01:05:06one in a wheelchair.
01:05:07Bree, I can't tell you
01:05:08how to live your life.
01:05:09All I know is that
01:05:10not living your life
01:05:11isn't the answer.
01:05:12I've just never been
01:05:14very good at taking
01:05:14risks.
01:05:15Well, then get good
01:05:17because, take my word
01:05:18for it, once they
01:05:18turn into regrets,
01:05:20it's too late.
01:05:28Okay.
01:05:30Hey.
01:05:33Don't feel like
01:05:34you have to help
01:05:34or anything.
01:05:35Cool.
01:05:36Oh.
01:05:37Where's your dad?
01:05:38His car's gone.
01:05:40He and Rene went
01:05:40out to dinner.
01:05:43He and Rene?
01:05:44Yeah, they went
01:05:45to that French restaurant
01:05:45dad likes.
01:05:46They said you could
01:05:47join them if you want.
01:05:49Oh.
01:05:49I want.
01:05:51Okay.
01:05:51You unload these groceries
01:05:53and look after your sister.
01:05:56I've got plans tonight.
01:05:57I don't want to get
01:05:58stuck babysitting.
01:05:59Cool.
01:06:00Hey.
01:06:21Hey.
01:06:21Hey.
01:06:22Hey.
01:06:22Good.
01:06:23You got the message.
01:06:24Loud and clear.
01:06:24So you guys sure look
01:06:26like you're discussing
01:06:27something heavy.
01:06:29What's up?
01:06:32To be honest,
01:06:33I was talking about you.
01:06:37And your tendency
01:06:37to be critical.
01:06:39And how frustrating
01:06:40it is to have my feelings
01:06:41invalidated whenever I bring
01:06:42up something you don't like.
01:06:45Uh-huh.
01:06:47Rene.
01:06:48Sidebar.
01:06:48Did I or did I not
01:06:57tell you to butt the hell
01:06:58out of my marriage?
01:06:59What did I do?
01:07:00I was just finishing
01:07:01my dessert and listening
01:07:02to the guy talk.
01:07:02How frustrating it is
01:07:04to have my feelings
01:07:05invalidated.
01:07:06That's got your $500
01:07:08an hour shrink
01:07:09written all over it.
01:07:11I was just trying to help.
01:07:12That's a load of crap.
01:07:13You need a project
01:07:15and since you're currently
01:07:16without a house to remodel,
01:07:17you've decided to put
01:07:18the wrecking ball
01:07:18to my marriage.
01:07:20Please.
01:07:21This is what you do.
01:07:22You take other people's lives
01:07:24apart for your own amusement
01:07:25and then you get the fun
01:07:26of putting them back together.
01:07:27Well, I'm not letting you
01:07:28do it this time.
01:07:30My marriage
01:07:31is not some
01:07:33guest bathroom
01:07:34in your summer house.
01:07:37Fine, let's just say
01:07:38that you're right
01:07:38and I'm a terrible person.
01:07:40But there's still a man
01:07:41in there who's in pain
01:07:42and his wife won't
01:07:43listen to him.
01:07:44That's not my doing.
01:07:45I think the sidebar
01:07:48is over.
01:08:03Hey, Susan.
01:08:04Hey.
01:08:06Oh, those are beautiful.
01:08:07What's the occasion?
01:08:08I called the bank
01:08:11to see if they would
01:08:12give us an extension
01:08:12on a car payment
01:08:13and the guy told me
01:08:14you already paid it.
01:08:16I had a good week
01:08:17with my jewelry.
01:08:19You're amazing.
01:08:20You teach,
01:08:21you bust your ass
01:08:23with this jewelry business
01:08:24and I come home yesterday
01:08:25and here you are
01:08:26as happy as can be
01:08:27working to make
01:08:28this place a home.
01:08:31I'm so lucky
01:08:31to have a wife like you.
01:08:32Yeah.
01:08:32Wow, there you go.
01:08:49That's quite a haul.
01:08:51You know, you're
01:08:51getting good at this.
01:08:52I didn't think
01:08:52that was going to happen.
01:08:54I'm also getting good
01:08:55at lying to my husband.
01:08:58I didn't think
01:08:59that was going to happen either.
01:09:02Hello, Keith.
01:09:21How'd you find me?
01:09:23Follow the scent
01:09:23of my non-existent cologne?
01:09:26No, your answering service
01:09:27said I might find you here.
01:09:32I was a little out of sorts
01:09:34the other day
01:09:35and, uh, well,
01:09:36long story short,
01:09:37I was hoping
01:09:38you'd consider coming back.
01:09:46I've got a buddy.
01:09:48Loves sports cars.
01:09:50I told him to buy
01:09:51a little Pontiac GTO.
01:09:52They run great,
01:09:52they're easy to work on.
01:09:54But he bought a Maserati.
01:09:56Thing is always in the shop.
01:09:58Very temperamental,
01:09:59real pain in the ass.
01:10:02You seem like
01:10:05kind of a Maserati
01:10:06to me.
01:10:10I'm no Maserati, Keith.
01:10:12I'm a family sedan
01:10:14with a beige interior
01:10:15who's going through
01:10:16a divorce.
01:10:18Well, I'm sorry
01:10:19about that.
01:10:21But I'm still
01:10:21going to pass.
01:10:22I need you.
01:10:36You've seen my house.
01:10:37It's kind of a mess
01:10:38and the truth is
01:10:39my life's
01:10:41kind of a mess too.
01:10:42And when you came in
01:10:43with all your energy
01:10:44and your wonderful ideas,
01:10:46I started feeling like
01:10:47maybe you were going to help me
01:10:48put it all back together.
01:10:50my house,
01:10:53not my life.
01:10:54I just want you to
01:10:55work on the house.
01:11:01Wow.
01:11:03I really do sound
01:11:04like a Maserati.
01:11:05Um,
01:11:06thanks for listening.
01:11:10Hey!
01:11:26Oh my God,
01:11:27oh my God.
01:11:28Oh my God.
01:11:30Are you all right?
01:11:31I didn't see you there.
01:11:33You've got great legs.
01:11:34You ever consider
01:11:35just jogging
01:11:35from place to place?
01:11:37What were you doing
01:11:37behind my car?
01:11:39I thought about
01:11:39what you said.
01:11:42It'd be a shame
01:11:43if we didn't finish
01:11:44what we started.
01:11:46Are you sure?
01:11:48It's a big job
01:11:48but the boss
01:11:49is kind of nutty.
01:11:51I love a challenge.
01:11:54Now can I get
01:11:54your insurance information?
01:11:55I'm not going to get
01:11:56your insurance information.
01:11:57So,
01:12:05how are you doing?
01:12:09What's this?
01:12:10Genuine concern?
01:12:12No, asking if my
01:12:13breasts feel swollen
01:12:14or if it's a heavy
01:12:14flow day?
01:12:15I know.
01:12:16I was dismissive
01:12:18before
01:12:18and I want to
01:12:19apologize.
01:12:21I read the pamphlet
01:12:22and it actually
01:12:23made sense.
01:12:24Becoming a new dad
01:12:25at your age
01:12:26can be pretty scary.
01:12:27I mean,
01:12:28just looking
01:12:29at that little girl
01:12:30and knowing
01:12:31you might not
01:12:32be around
01:12:32for her wedding.
01:12:33Is this supposed
01:12:34to be helping me?
01:12:35I'm saying
01:12:35it's real
01:12:36and I get it.
01:12:38And now,
01:12:39in order to demonstrate
01:12:40that I'm a loving
01:12:41and caring wife,
01:12:42I have two options.
01:12:43One,
01:12:44we can have a long,
01:12:45sensitive conversation
01:12:46about your feelings.
01:12:47Or option two,
01:12:48as much as I
01:12:59like option two,
01:13:01I think tonight
01:13:02I want to talk.
01:13:05Oh,
01:13:06you got it.
01:13:08What's that?
01:13:17I got you
01:13:17a little something.
01:13:18Oh.
01:13:26Try it on.
01:13:30Paul,
01:13:31this isn't
01:13:33really my style.
01:13:35Let me be
01:13:35the judge of that.
01:13:36We talked about this.
01:13:38You said
01:13:39we could take it slow.
01:13:40It's been almost a week.
01:13:41Isn't that slow enough?
01:13:42Try it.
01:13:43Maybe it'll
01:13:43put you in the mood.
01:13:44It won't.
01:13:45Come on.
01:13:46Paul,
01:13:46no.
01:13:47How could you possibly
01:13:48think I would wear
01:13:49something like this?
01:14:00What are those?
01:14:01The letters
01:14:01you sent me in prison.
01:14:03Oh.
01:14:03Read this.
01:14:07Paul,
01:14:07please don't
01:14:08out loud.
01:14:12I long
01:14:12for you
01:14:13to kiss
01:14:13my neck,
01:14:14to whisper
01:14:14in my ear
01:14:15while you
01:14:15unbutton
01:14:16my blouse.
01:14:17Go on.
01:14:19And then
01:14:20make love
01:14:22to me
01:14:23all night
01:14:24long.
01:14:25Did you
01:14:26write these?
01:14:27It was a fantasy.
01:14:28I never thought
01:14:29it would be real.
01:14:30It is real.
01:14:30Paul,
01:14:31please.
01:14:31We're married now.
01:14:32What did you expect?
01:14:32I thought you would
01:14:33stay in prison.
01:14:37I didn't mean that.
01:14:39I'm sorry.
01:14:49It's not a surprise
01:14:50to me that you
01:14:50have some issues.
01:14:52I mean,
01:14:53you married a man
01:14:54in prison for murder.
01:14:56Clearly,
01:14:56you are a disturbed
01:14:57young woman.
01:14:57the good news
01:15:00is
01:15:00I'm willing
01:15:01to help you.
01:15:03All I ask
01:15:03in return
01:15:04is for a little
01:15:05affection.
01:15:06Do you think
01:15:07you can offer me that?
01:15:10I'll try.
01:15:13Good.
01:15:13I'm a patient man,
01:15:22Beth.
01:15:23Just so we're
01:15:24clear.
01:15:25I won't be
01:15:26patient forever.
01:15:26Don't worry,
01:15:42I cleaned the pot.
01:15:44The way things
01:15:45have been going lately,
01:15:46I'm not as worried
01:15:47about taste
01:15:48as I am poison.
01:15:49Look,
01:15:49what you did
01:15:50was borderline evil,
01:15:51but you were right
01:15:52to make me talk to Tom,
01:15:54so I thank you
01:15:55for being a good friend
01:15:56and don't
01:15:57ever do it again.
01:15:59You're welcome.
01:16:02You know,
01:16:02when I don't feel
01:16:03like killing you,
01:16:04I think I like
01:16:05having you around.
01:16:07Good to know
01:16:07since I just rented
01:16:08the most charming bungalow
01:16:10right here
01:16:10on Wisteria Lane.
01:16:13You're kidding.
01:16:16Edie's old house?
01:16:17Wow,
01:16:17that is so...
01:16:20wonderful?
01:16:22Close.
01:16:24I'm trying
01:16:27to calm the baby,
01:16:29but apparently
01:16:29I don't have
01:16:30the right equipment.
01:16:31Did you hear
01:16:31the big news?
01:16:32Renee is moving in
01:16:33just a stone's throw
01:16:34away from us.
01:16:36You do know
01:16:36that's just
01:16:37an expression,
01:16:38right?
01:16:39We'll see.
01:16:44You really think
01:16:44it's a good idea
01:16:45for you to move here?
01:16:47Of course.
01:16:48It'll be a nice
01:16:48fresh start,
01:16:49plus I could be
01:16:49close to my dear friend.
01:16:50It's just,
01:16:53um...
01:16:54I want to be sure...
01:16:57Tom,
01:16:57that was a million
01:16:58years ago.
01:16:59It doesn't matter.
01:17:00She can never know
01:17:01what happened
01:17:01between us.
01:17:02Have you seen my wife?
01:17:12Yeah,
01:17:12she's in the cafeteria.
01:17:13Oh,
01:17:13while I've got you,
01:17:14could I have you
01:17:15sign these release forms?
01:17:17Then you'll be able
01:17:18to take one day
01:17:19to home.
01:17:20What's this torn page
01:17:21on her chart?
01:17:23Let's just say
01:17:23your wife has
01:17:24a bit of a temper.
01:17:26What happened?
01:17:28Well,
01:17:28it's not really
01:17:29my place,
01:17:30but she did have
01:17:31a strong reaction
01:17:32when I told her
01:17:33your daughter's
01:17:33blood type.
01:17:38Gabby did this?
01:17:40I need you to tell me
01:17:41exactly what happened.
01:17:44Oh, crap.
01:17:47Gabby,
01:17:47come back here!
01:17:48It's not my fault
01:17:49I have a disorder!
01:17:50Gabby,
01:17:50we have to talk!
01:17:51Damn it!
01:17:52Gabby!
01:17:53See you in about
01:17:54two seconds.
01:17:56Okay,
01:17:57here's what happened.
01:17:58It was on that ski
01:17:58weekend eight years ago.
01:17:59I don't normally
01:18:00go for French guys,
01:18:01but you know
01:18:01how I get
01:18:01when I drink
01:18:02too much champagne?
01:18:03What?
01:18:04Well,
01:18:04I didn't think
01:18:04I slept with him,
01:18:05but I must have,
01:18:05because why else
01:18:06would our daughter
01:18:06have type A blood?
01:18:11You're not killing me.
01:18:12Why aren't you killing me?
01:18:16Baby,
01:18:16come with me.
01:18:18I'm just going
01:18:18to have to tell you.
01:18:19There are certain kinds
01:18:30of pain
01:18:31that can't be treated
01:18:32in a hospital,
01:18:34so those who are suffering
01:18:35do what they can
01:18:37to heal themselves.
01:18:40Some cure the ache
01:18:42of loneliness
01:18:42by making new friends.
01:18:45some soothe
01:18:48their excruciating guilt
01:18:49with an infusion
01:18:51of cash.
01:18:54Some alleviate
01:18:55their burning desire
01:18:56with small acts
01:18:58of kindness.
01:18:59But sadly,
01:19:03there will always be
01:19:04those who can't
01:19:05begin to heal,
01:19:07because they realize
01:19:09there is more pain
01:19:11yet to come.
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