00:00Hey Rosie, you won't believe what happened yesterday. I got an F in math.
00:03Whoa, and fail? That's like the biggest uh, ooh in school. What did your teacher say?
00:07Math. She looked at me and said,
00:08Go tell your parents right now I felt like the biggest troublemaker ever.
00:11Classic. So, did you tell your mom first or dad?
00:13Mom, of course. I figured she'd be nicer, but nope.
00:16She said, I always knew math was hard for you, just like your dad.
00:19Did your dad hear that?
00:20Oh yeah, and he got super defensive. He said,
00:22Hey, I failed math so you could succeed in life.
00:25That's a clever comeback. What did you say?
00:27I said, But dad, you never told me how to pass.
00:29Then mom rolled her eyes so hard I thought they'd fall out.
00:31Hey, sounds like a full family drama. So what happened next?
00:34Mom and dad went to school to meet my teacher.
00:36When they met, the teacher said, I teach lessons, not excuses.
00:39Wow, she sounds strict. What did your parents say?
00:41Mom said, My son is very smart.
00:43I raised him on healthy food like broccoli and carrots.
00:45Hey, wait, broccoli? Maybe that's why math is tough. Too much broccoli.
00:48Maybe. Then dad jumped in, and I taught him how to watch TV without a phone.
00:52That sounds like a superpower, but did the teacher agree?
00:54She just smiled and said, Well, that explains everything.
00:57So what's the big lesson here?
00:58Simple never fail math, because if you do, you get a double lecture.
01:01That sounds like the worst math problem ever.
01:03This is a show for grown-ups, little ones. Come closer.
01:05Let's start cute girl one from your parents, and one from your teacher, all at once.
01:09Oh, and Rosie, don't call me in the next podcast, I'll be busy.
01:11Don't forget 7 o'clock podcast.
01:13Don't worry, I'll be back soon, with better grades.
01:15Don't forget 3 o'clock podcast, please.
01:30You can still use it for more than just a few mais on Rosie table.
01:32You can still use it for a 18-acker piece, because of the age of 34.
01:34And if you have a full- Cars 112, you can still use it for a 10-acker piece.
01:36Unless you still use it for 24 hours, you can still use it for Wednesday.
01:38I'm not sure if you use it for a while.
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