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00:00:00paper hearts my app where lazy students get A's and I get paid essays homework research you name
00:00:12it as long as I stay in the shadows nothing's impossible
00:00:18well almost nothing
00:00:28Dan you sure you didn't get help on that essay
00:00:45I don't know what you're talking about really well school does whoever's behind paper hearts
00:00:56we're on to them once caught it won't just be expulsion users will face consequences too
00:01:05chapters four and five are tomorrow
00:01:17I know your secret
00:01:28your paper hearts aren't you
00:01:38your words
00:01:42they're art
00:01:44hey don't worry
00:01:48your secret's safe with me
00:01:51but I can't hold back anymore
00:01:58this is all I've ever wanted
00:02:05sorry
00:02:14you okay
00:02:22what were you thinking about
00:02:29nothing
00:02:31okay
00:02:32I'm Brad
00:02:33Mia
00:02:38great to meet you
00:02:40um I actually wanted to ask you for a favor
00:02:44no
00:02:46why you don't even know what it is
00:02:48yeah but if you're asking then it's trouble
00:02:50well it's actually something kind of personal
00:02:52I need a
00:02:54a love letter
00:02:56you got one
00:02:59look I know your paper hearts
00:03:01right
00:03:02hey looks like hey I got a chain
00:03:05hey just take it easy man
00:03:08no
00:03:08hold on
00:03:09I got it
00:03:10I got a chain
00:03:10are you insane
00:03:16saying that in front of everyone
00:03:19relax
00:03:22I haven't told anybody anything yet
00:03:25well did you
00:03:27hit your head too hard at practice
00:03:28and start imagining things
00:03:30no you left your laptop open
00:03:31and I saw everything
00:03:32idiot
00:03:35listen I'm not here to
00:03:37expose you or anything
00:03:39I want to hire you
00:03:41then why don't you use the app
00:03:43like everyone else
00:03:44well because it's not for a school assignment
00:03:47or anything like that
00:03:47it's
00:03:48something personal
00:03:51you know
00:03:52Chloe Hartwell
00:03:54I'm the only girl in school
00:03:57who actually writes her own essays
00:03:58I need your help
00:04:00in writing her a letter
00:04:02actually it's a
00:04:04a love letter
00:04:06so you did hit your head
00:04:10oh
00:04:10look I'm not trying to blackmail you or anything
00:04:12I need your help okay
00:04:14you keep it secret
00:04:15I get what I want
00:04:16everybody wins
00:04:17that's literally the definition of blackmail you moron
00:04:21the school is on to me
00:04:24if he talks
00:04:25it's over
00:04:26no college
00:04:27no future
00:04:28I'll double your rate
00:04:29what
00:04:32I'll pay you
00:04:34listen this is really
00:04:36important to me
00:04:39so
00:04:39name your price
00:04:41no
00:04:43hey
00:04:44come on
00:04:45hey leave me here
00:04:45name the
00:04:46girls bathroom
00:04:47hey
00:04:48it's Brooks
00:05:09we need to talk
00:05:12your mother's treatment
00:05:15insurance
00:05:17won't cover the next phase
00:05:18without payments
00:05:20I'm getting money
00:05:21okay but we don't have much time
00:05:24all that work
00:05:31all that work
00:05:53all those words
00:05:55and it's still
00:05:57not enough
00:05:58I didn't take you for a midnight caller
00:06:15I'll do it
00:06:18but under one condition
00:06:21we don't write love letters anymore
00:06:29you're not 12
00:06:30yeah well Chloe's a different kind of girl
00:06:33she likes to read books
00:06:34and she's a writer
00:06:35and she's in a very romantic thing
00:06:37so
00:06:37I don't want to just go over to her
00:06:39like she's any other girl
00:06:41I want to impress her
00:06:43aren't you dating Samantha
00:06:45no
00:06:48that was just a rule
00:06:55trust me
00:06:57we were never really a thing
00:06:58so
00:06:59will you do this for me
00:07:01all right
00:07:06let's show me what you wrote
00:07:08all right
00:07:18hey Chloe
00:07:21I think you're really cool
00:07:25not just regular cool
00:07:27but
00:07:27but cool
00:07:29you make me feel weird
00:07:33not bad weird
00:07:35good weird
00:07:36like when I score a basket
00:07:39and people cheer
00:07:40but
00:07:41also
00:07:42like when I eat too many tacos
00:07:44and my stomach gets all twisty
00:07:46rad
00:07:47that's not bad
00:07:49that's pretty good
00:07:50yeah you obviously need quiet
00:07:54but I need something in return
00:07:56listen Mia
00:07:59you're a really cool girl
00:08:00I just don't see you like that
00:08:01I need you to help me get with Dan
00:08:05Dan
00:08:10big bad Dan
00:08:12yes
00:08:14Dan
00:08:15shut up
00:08:15you're joking
00:08:16you're not joking
00:08:18okay
00:08:19if that's what you want to do
00:08:21you got yourself a deal
00:08:23yes
00:08:28flattery
00:08:34metaphors
00:08:35a little poetic flair
00:08:37easy
00:08:38making it sound like Brad actually wrote it
00:08:41nearly impossible
00:08:43oh
00:08:48this is gold
00:08:49Chloe
00:08:50you're the kind of story
00:08:52I told you she was a total lesbo
00:08:54Samantha
00:08:54give it back
00:08:55Samantha
00:08:56get it back
00:08:58you stupid
00:09:06clumsy
00:09:06bitch
00:09:07really
00:09:12come on out Mia
00:09:25don't be shy
00:09:27here for some action
00:09:29nerd
00:09:29oh Dixle the body legendary
00:09:31no
00:09:32no I
00:09:33no it's the wrong room
00:09:34I
00:09:35hey
00:09:35hey
00:09:36what are you doing
00:09:36thank you
00:09:38hey back up
00:09:39come on out Mia
00:09:40don't open the door
00:09:42no if they want something to stare at
00:09:44I'll give them something to stare at
00:09:45back up
00:09:47watch
00:09:47hey ladies
00:09:51hey ladies
00:09:51oh my god
00:09:55all right let's go on
00:09:58whoa
00:10:00Brad
00:10:00clothes
00:10:01now
00:10:02sorry
00:10:02Samantha was knocking on the door
00:10:04and
00:10:04this was it
00:10:06enough
00:10:07to the principal's office
00:10:08follow you
00:10:09get some clothes on
00:10:11get some clothes on
00:10:11will do
00:10:12thank you sir
00:10:13hey they're gone
00:10:16you can open your eyes
00:10:16yeah that's not why I'm keeping them shut
00:10:19oh it's me
00:10:21yeah
00:10:22I think I might be blind now
00:10:29how do you have zero shame
00:10:32it's a blessing and a curse
00:10:34hmm
00:10:36I think Chloe would appreciate you
00:10:39bearing it all
00:10:40oh no no no no no
00:10:42relax
00:10:43jeez
00:10:44I'm just pulling your leg
00:10:46for someone who gets naked on command
00:10:48you're pretty sensitive
00:10:49you could have any girl in the school
00:10:54why Chloe
00:10:55I don't know
00:10:58why does it matter
00:11:00it
00:11:01help me write the letters
00:11:03well it's like
00:11:06it's like little things
00:11:08you know like the way that she like
00:11:10touches her nose
00:11:10when she's like
00:11:11concentrating
00:11:12you know she'll like
00:11:14take her index finger
00:11:15and she'll
00:11:15tap her nose
00:11:16and
00:11:17I don't know
00:11:19it's like
00:11:19I don't even think she knows
00:11:20she's doing it but
00:11:21I can work with that
00:11:28awesome
00:11:30awesome
00:11:30thank you
00:11:33how do I do that
00:11:36how do I
00:11:42I can work with that
00:11:42awesome
00:11:42so
00:11:43can't
00:11:45that
00:11:46the
00:11:47one
00:11:48how do I talk about it
00:11:49Is this a look?
00:12:11My name is the best show.
00:12:17Mia!
00:12:19Oh, you did it!
00:12:23You did it!
00:12:26Sorry.
00:12:27Yeah, it's fine.
00:12:29You're a genius.
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31I knew my plan was going to work.
00:12:33Wait, whoa, pump the brakes, Romeo.
00:12:36Don't forget about our deal.
00:12:37It's my turn now.
00:12:39What about Dan?
00:12:40Oh, Dan, yeah, Dan.
00:12:43Oh, yeah, right.
00:12:44No, no, no.
00:12:44Yeah, Dan.
00:12:46Oh, gosh.
00:12:47Don't tell me you forgot.
00:12:48No, no, actually, I got this.
00:12:53Brad.
00:12:54You're going to see Dan tonight.
00:12:57Tonight?
00:12:58Yeah, there's a party at Ryan's, and Dan is going to be there.
00:13:02I don't do parties.
00:13:03Well, Dan parties, so you do now.
00:13:07But I don't have anything to wear.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:17You scare me.
00:13:20You look like you're about to get naked again.
00:13:21No, I, uh, I got a plan.
00:13:32See?
00:13:33I told you.
00:13:36Dashing.
00:13:36Leave me alone.
00:13:39Well, it's a good thing I brought back him.
00:13:41Ladies?
00:13:42Makeover time.
00:13:48Oh, my God, no.
00:13:50Please help, please, no.
00:13:54Well, take great care of her for me.
00:13:56Of course.
00:13:57Anything for the captain.
00:13:58Don't worry.
00:13:59We'll make her shine.
00:14:00Oh, okay.
00:14:01Well, I'll see you at the party.
00:14:03Brad, don't leave me.
00:14:04Have a great time.
00:14:05Oh, no, please.
00:14:06Good luck.
00:14:06Don't leave me here.
00:14:07Enjoy.
00:14:08Brad.
00:14:08Brad, we can do something.
00:14:10We can maybe put it.
00:14:11Ah, I do.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34That's it.
00:14:35That's the one.
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:38Thanks, guys.
00:14:53Yes, Brad.
00:14:55You almost fooled me for a second, but I see you right through your pathetic little disguise.
00:15:01I see you drooling over my boyfriend.
00:15:04Brad said you guys never even dated, so.
00:15:06Because of you, I got detention.
00:15:10Oh, get out of my dorm.
00:15:12Right after we settle the score.
00:15:14What?
00:15:14Oh, my God.
00:15:15Oh, my God.
00:15:16Samantha.
00:15:17Get out.
00:15:19What are you doing?
00:15:24Samantha.
00:15:25No, stop.
00:15:26Stop.
00:15:26Samantha.
00:15:27Open the door.
00:15:29No fault for you, Cinderella.
00:15:31Donna.
00:15:32Hey, Mom.
00:15:49Is everything okay?
00:15:51The doctor said you stopped by.
00:15:54I didn't want to wake you.
00:15:56Next time.
00:15:57Wake me.
00:15:57Sweetie, what's wrong?
00:16:02Nothing.
00:16:03Um, you know, just high school can be a lot sometimes.
00:16:06You know, most people would have cracked under a half of what you've been through.
00:16:12Not you.
00:16:13I was never that tough.
00:16:15Rest of the soul neither was your father, but you.
00:16:18You don't break.
00:16:20That's your gift, baby.
00:16:21And no one can take that from you.
00:16:24So whatever's got you down, you'll figure it out.
00:16:28You'll always do.
00:16:30Yeah, you're right.
00:16:31I will.
00:16:33I love you, Mom.
00:16:34I love you, Mom.
00:16:38I love you, Mom.
00:16:39I love you.
00:17:05And I love you.
00:17:07Come on, Mia, where are you?
00:17:20Miss me?
00:17:22No.
00:17:23Oh.
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:36Hey.
00:17:38Wow, you look beautiful.
00:17:42You're right?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45That's cool.
00:17:46I had to get creative.
00:17:48Wow, look at you.
00:17:51So what now?
00:17:52Check this out.
00:17:54Hey, everybody.
00:17:55It's beer foam time.
00:17:58Hey, Dan, why don't you clear up with Mia?
00:18:04Hi.
00:18:05I'm dead.
00:18:06Wait, have we met?
00:18:12Hey, guys.
00:18:13Losers have to strip.
00:18:18Actually, losers have to do seven minutes in heaven.
00:18:21Yeah, let's go.
00:18:24Let's go, Captain.
00:18:29Sure.
00:18:30Hey, let's play.
00:18:36Hey, don't worry.
00:18:38Come on, Dan.
00:18:41Come on, Dan.
00:18:42Come on.
00:18:48Oh, that match.
00:18:53I know.
00:18:54I can see.
00:18:55You can't see.
00:18:56Oh.
00:18:57Oh.
00:18:57It looks like we won
00:19:05It looks like we won
00:19:08What do you mean? We lost?
00:19:10That's the way I see it
00:19:11Oh
00:19:12Come on
00:19:13It's gonna go
00:19:14Okay
00:19:14Oh, wow
00:19:19Can't go
00:19:20Watch your steps
00:19:26Hey, go ahead
00:19:27I got it
00:19:28Hi
00:19:37Hi
00:19:38So, I've never done this before
00:19:42Well, that's okay
00:19:44Just follow my lead
00:19:47Okay
00:19:48Bye
00:19:57Cops
00:19:59Cops
00:20:00Cops
00:20:01Cops, where are you lying?
00:20:04Okay
00:20:04This way
00:20:05Hey, hey
00:20:06You okay?
00:20:07Hey, how are you?
00:20:09Party's over, you gotta go
00:20:10We gotta go
00:20:11We're here
00:20:11We're going out the window
00:20:13Out the window?
00:20:14I don't know about that
00:20:16All right, come on
00:20:19I'm gonna need you to run a little faster
00:20:20You run faster
00:20:21I lost my shoe
00:20:22Okay, hop on
00:20:22Hop on
00:20:23Let's go
00:20:24I'm gonna be okay
00:20:26Come on
00:20:26I kissed Dad
00:20:28My son
00:20:28I kissed Dad
00:20:30In the way
00:20:30Hold on
00:20:31You baby
00:20:31Hey
00:20:32You're a hero
00:20:33Yeah
00:20:34Yeah, yeah
00:20:35Yeah, yeah
00:20:35You're better
00:20:36Bye
00:20:36Bye
00:20:37Please
00:20:54Why can I feel my cheese?
00:21:00Congratulations
00:21:00Your very first hangover
00:21:01What are you doing in my room?
00:21:04And why are you shirtless?
00:21:05Oh my God
00:21:06Relax
00:21:07You know, I carried your drunken ass back from the dorms last night
00:21:12And I figured somebody should look after you
00:21:14Chloe looked pretty comfortable
00:21:17That's from, that's from Chloe, right?
00:21:23Yeah
00:21:24What does it say?
00:21:29Brad?
00:21:30I don't know
00:21:31I'm nervous
00:21:35I can't get myself to open it
00:21:37I
00:21:37What if she thinks I'm lame?
00:21:41You're Brad
00:21:41Okay
00:21:42Darling
00:21:42You run away from the letter
00:21:45Yeah
00:21:46Nice
00:21:46Hello
00:21:57Hello stranger
00:21:57Hello stranger
00:21:57No one's ever written to me like that before
00:22:00It's very romantic
00:22:03My favorite book is The Night Circus
00:22:08And I'd love to know yours
00:22:10Let's see
00:22:11Wow
00:22:13Wow
00:22:13She doesn't hate me
00:22:15Yeah
00:22:16This is great
00:22:17So what do I do?
00:22:18Do I
00:22:19Do I ask her out?
00:22:22What?
00:22:23No
00:22:23No, no, no
00:22:24We need to write back first
00:22:28Obviously
00:22:29Um
00:22:30What's your favorite book?
00:22:34I don't know
00:22:34Shrek
00:22:35Brad, that's a movie
00:22:37There's a book
00:22:39There's a book
00:22:40You're a walking tragedy
00:22:42We're going to the library
00:22:44Yeah
00:22:45A word
00:22:47We both know
00:22:51These jocks didn't write their essays
00:22:54The principal wants to see you in his office
00:22:58Okay
00:23:01You wanted to see me?
00:23:16We're investigating an academic fraud ring
00:23:18Paper hearts
00:23:19Know anything about it?
00:23:21Nope
00:23:21Oh, we traced the phone number late to the app
00:23:24We're about to call it
00:23:25I'm giving you one chance to tell me the truth before we do
00:23:29Uh, I
00:23:31I don't know anything about it
00:23:33Hm
00:23:34She's not involved
00:24:00I've known you a long time
00:24:02She's a diligent and honest student
00:24:04Well, if you hear anything
00:24:07We expect your cooperation
00:24:09Of course
00:24:11Thank you
00:24:13Hey
00:24:22Back from the principal's office
00:24:24Yep
00:24:24Uh, what was that about?
00:24:26I have to shut it down
00:24:28Shut
00:24:29Shut what down?
00:24:31Paper hearts
00:24:32They're on to me
00:24:34They're on to me
00:24:34If I get caught, I'm done
00:24:35Well, hey, don't worry about it
00:24:37Look, it's going to be okay
00:24:38I'm sure you're going to survive
00:24:40Without scamming the school
00:24:41Out of half of its lunch mind
00:24:42What did you just say?
00:24:46Nothing
00:24:46Nothing
00:24:47Listen, it's just like
00:24:48Pocket change
00:24:49It's going to be okay
00:24:50You know, you know nothing about real life
00:24:54Since the day you were born
00:24:56You've just been shielded by daddy's money
00:24:58So, write your own stupid letters from now on
00:25:01Mia, what the
00:25:02Mia
00:25:03The last payment didn't go through
00:25:18I
00:25:20I
00:25:20I can't work right now
00:25:23I just need a little time
00:25:24We've got a week
00:25:25Maybe less
00:25:26Before they cut off her treatment
00:25:28I'll figure it out
00:25:29I'm not dumb enough to link my real phone to the app
00:25:45Even if they're on to me
00:25:47I don't have a choice
00:26:15Yeah, hey
00:26:23Come on
00:26:25Let's go
00:26:25For what?
00:26:27A date
00:26:28Now?
00:26:30Yeah, right now
00:26:31The night's young
00:26:32Tonight
00:26:33We run these streets
00:26:34Let's go
00:26:45Did you
00:26:45Did you ever hear about
00:26:47How long
00:26:48Dolphins are like
00:26:49Like wet dogs?
00:26:51What?
00:26:54I read about it online
00:26:55It kind of like
00:26:57Makes you think
00:26:58Yeah
00:27:00Yeah
00:27:01Oh, hey
00:27:06Watch this
00:27:07It's all right
00:27:22Not the next one
00:27:23Yeah
00:27:23Oh, okay
00:27:27Woo
00:27:28Yeah
00:27:30All right
00:27:31Look at that
00:27:32For my lady
00:27:34Thank you
00:27:37Hey, can we get a
00:27:40Ice cream
00:27:41Chew, please?
00:27:42Um, what the hell are you doing here?
00:27:44Why are you wearing Brad's jacket?
00:27:47And Dan
00:27:48Really?
00:27:49Are you actually trying to hook up with this desk rat?
00:27:51We're on a date
00:27:51Samantha, what do you want?
00:27:53If you're gonna steal my boyfriend
00:27:55Don't get mad when I steal yours
00:27:57Dan
00:27:59I could really use your help
00:28:01With my chem homework
00:28:02Like, in my dorm
00:28:04Oh
00:28:05Yeah
00:28:07Samantha's got this project
00:28:09I'll be right back
00:28:10Just, yeah
00:28:11Let's go
00:28:11That's five bucks for the ice creams
00:28:20Hey
00:28:34Mia
00:28:40Mm-hmm
00:28:43Mm-hmm
00:29:43It's the last time.
00:29:49Did you start the second letter?
00:29:51Yeah, I had to write it by myself.
00:29:53Well, at least I tried to write it.
00:29:55Well, see ya.
00:30:13It's not terrible.
00:30:18You know, that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
00:30:20Wait, you actually read her favorite book?
00:30:27Yeah, I did.
00:30:29Very romantic.
00:30:30Very gushy.
00:30:32A lot of stargazing.
00:30:34And just a lot of feelings in general.
00:30:36Yeah, that's called literature, Brad.
00:30:42Well, I see why she likes it.
00:30:46You really like this girl, huh?
00:30:48You know, everybody says that they don't care what other people think about them, and it's not true.
00:30:53You know, but Chloe really just, she does her own thing.
00:30:59You know, she's focused on something other than herself, and I don't know.
00:31:03I think that's really cool.
00:31:05That one's perfect for you.
00:31:13Isn't this a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio?
00:31:16Yeah, yeah.
00:31:16That's the one.
00:31:18Well, why do you think this is perfect for me?
00:31:24Because you're always chasing your green light.
00:31:30Hey.
00:31:32There you are.
00:31:32I'm looking for you.
00:31:36Well, that's my cue.
00:31:38For real.
00:31:53Hey.
00:31:58I've been thinking about you.
00:32:00Really?
00:32:01It must be hard with Samantha's tongue so far down your throat.
00:32:05What?
00:32:07Hey, babe, nothing happened.
00:32:09Hey, I promise.
00:32:11Look, you are the only person that matters to me.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Why?
00:32:18Why what?
00:32:20Why do I matter?
00:32:22What are you into?
00:32:22I'm into you, of course.
00:32:27Okay, but why do you like me?
00:32:33You're really pretty.
00:32:35And, like, you weren't always this pretty.
00:32:38Like, I'll be honest with you.
00:32:41I didn't even realize we were in the same class for a while.
00:32:46Hey, but now?
00:32:47You were, like, really hot.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:52Anything else?
00:32:54Uh, what?
00:32:56Are you, like, trying to confuse me?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:57Okay, wait.
00:33:02You're beautiful.
00:33:03Oh, you already said that.
00:33:07Babe, what?
00:33:07You know, everybody says that they don't care what other people think about them, and it's not true.
00:33:21You know, Chloe really just, she does her own thing.
00:33:25I think that's really cool.
00:33:29I wish you saw me the way you see her, Brad.
00:33:32I wish you saw me the way you see her, Brad.
00:34:02Look, it's already been a couple days, and she still hasn't responded.
00:34:05I'm pretty sure she hates me.
00:34:07No, it hasn't been that long.
00:34:10Maybe I should just talk to her.
00:34:12No.
00:34:13No, that's not how this works.
00:34:15You need to let her wonder.
00:34:17Let her wonder, huh?
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:19Or maybe, or maybe, now hear me out, I could just talk to her and tell her that I like her.
00:34:26And ruin the mystery?
00:34:29Are you sure you put the letter in her locker?
00:34:31Yes.
00:34:32Brad, I'm sure.
00:34:40Look who's back.
00:34:42Deskrat herself.
00:34:44What's in the back, Brad?
00:34:46Another tragic hoodie, or did Goodwill finally cut you off?
00:34:50Don't.
00:34:51Look at me, I could give it.
00:34:52Give it back.
00:34:53Let's see.
00:35:03My dearest Chloe.
00:35:05Oh my God.
00:35:06No wonder you're a virgin.
00:35:08Too busy playing for the other team.
00:35:09I'm sure just I have to give it back.
00:35:11Yes?
00:35:12It's not funny, please.
00:35:14Hey.
00:35:18What the hell is going on?
00:35:19Samantha, what the hell is your problem?
00:35:26Give me her bag back right now.
00:35:28Since when do you take charity cases side over mine?
00:35:31I know you still love me, Brad.
00:35:33Samantha, you and I had a fling for like a minute.
00:35:36And then you started acting like a complete psychopath.
00:35:39You and me are not a thing.
00:35:41So give me her bag back right now.
00:35:43This is all her fault.
00:35:55Thanks.
00:36:00Brad.
00:36:01You didn't give Chloe the letter.
00:36:04I...
00:36:04Yeah.
00:36:06You lied to me.
00:36:07No.
00:36:08Yeah, you didn't.
00:36:09No, I didn't.
00:36:13No.
00:36:36Brad.
00:36:38Please.
00:36:43Who is it?
00:36:54It's Brad.
00:36:59Come in.
00:37:10Why didn't she give her the letter?
00:37:13I don't know.
00:37:16Bullshit.
00:37:17I don't.
00:37:18I don't.
00:37:18What, did you want some money?
00:37:20Was that it?
00:37:20You were just trying to squeeze some more money out of me?
00:37:21Fuck you, Brad.
00:37:24There must have been a reason.
00:37:26Mia, you're the smartest person I've ever met.
00:37:28I refuse to believe that you just didn't know what you were doing.
00:37:30Or that it was an accident.
00:37:31Okay, I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm really sorry, okay?
00:37:34But I can't keep writing for you anymore.
00:37:37You don't understand how hard it is to make someone fall for you when it's not even you.
00:37:40You.
00:37:43I need you, Mia.
00:37:52I put the letter in Chloe's locker and she wrote back.
00:38:00But I just, I can't read it, Danny.
00:38:06I'm not doing this anymore.
00:38:14Please.
00:38:14dear chloe i don't know how to tell you what you make me feel without sounding like a total
00:38:42cliche but when i see you everything else fades
00:38:50i like the way that you always bite your pen when you're stuck on a sentence
00:38:53like you're trying to scare the words into place
00:38:59i like that you don't try to fit in you just exist exactly the way you are
00:39:03you make the world's chaos quieter just by being in it brad
00:39:33she wrote back i'm gonna throw up okay let's see
00:39:49dear stranger every time i open my locker my heart sinks if it's empty each letter you leave makes
00:39:57the story of my life feel a little more complete oh that's good but every story has to step off the
00:40:05page eventually what if we met she wants to meet oh my god
00:40:17i'm gonna throw up okay let's see
00:40:29do your stranger every time i open my locker
00:40:33my heart sinks if it's empty each letter you leave makes the story of my life feel a little more
00:40:39more complete complete oh that's good but every story has to step off the page eventually what if
00:40:50we met
00:40:53she wants to meet
00:40:56oh my god
00:40:57what's this
00:41:08it's a coolie favorite band you want her to think you guys have things in common right
00:41:13yeah yeah what about when girls like when guys have their own interests okay but not when their thing
00:41:19is basketball and burping the alphabet you remember that yeah that's bad that's
00:41:27really bad oh my god okay so let's see okay chloe's favorite book um the night series
00:41:39chloe's favorite movie pride and problems prejudice the movie's called prejudice prejudice
00:41:47pride and prejudice oh pride and prejudice good job okay all right what food does she hate
00:41:53um anything with olives good job hey look at you you're not completely a lost cause hey they don't
00:42:03call me b-rad for nothing okay um you're taking her on the first date where are you going the driving
00:42:11the movie theater
00:42:17let me ask you something
00:42:20if someone were to take you on a date where would you want to go
00:42:23it's not important anyways i don't drive so yeah you don't drive i never got my license
00:42:35you're lying oh my god a little miss overachiever never got her license this is amazing it's not
00:42:42funny funny very funny it's pretty funny wow well lucky for you coach sterling over here is open for
00:42:52driving lessons no brad it's not happening yes i'm serious no no i'm serious
00:42:59i'm sorry it's not a joke it's not a joke it's not gonna happen it's happening
00:43:12all right driver's head time you ready i'm not doing it come on you're a genius
00:43:18how hard can driving you no i'm serious dad please just drop it look what are you so afraid
00:43:24of it's a car not a shark you're gonna be fine yeah well my dad died in one
00:43:27and my mom's been in the hospital ever since so uh i'm not driving
00:43:38i got an idea all right so why don't you just stay right here okay
00:43:43what are you doing we're gonna take it slow just like a turtle look at
00:44:01okay nothing's gonna happen nothing's gonna happen you trust me
00:44:09i do great hop on in okay
00:44:14okay okay i'm gonna get you a gift i'm okay
00:44:19let me see
00:44:24cube oh god
00:44:27you got this
00:44:31perfect all right that's the break that's the gas we're in drive
00:44:37that's reverse okay all right so it's a new show right now whenever you're ready
00:44:44put it in drive slowly put it on the gas
00:44:47on the gas okay
00:44:58okay all right wow that was great no no no no hey hey i got you i got you honestly not too bad for
00:45:05your first time i almost killed us well that builds character yeah you did great i think lesson
00:45:12one is uh complete all right my turn
00:45:18who kiss
00:45:21oh my god do people really look at each other like that i mean come on yeah if they're blind
00:45:31watch your brother get a kiss right here right here
00:45:34oh oh god look at you i just don't understand why people think this stuff is like
00:45:42so romantic it's the build-up the anticipation you know
00:45:49you can kiss your company goodbye
00:45:51what about your mom sorry i need to take this it's okay hello i'll be right there
00:46:15mom you said it was an emergency it's nothing sweetie just a little scare i'm fine
00:46:26and who is this handsome young man your boyfriend yes yes hi i'm uh brad sterling it's great to meet
00:46:33you ma'am oh you were quite the catch thank you what are your intentions with my daughter mom he's not my boyfriend
00:46:42her heart is failing faster than we expected she needs a transplant within the week
00:46:52how much even with insurance you're looking at two hundred thousand dollars
00:46:57yeah no there are other options it's okay i'll figure it out yeah trust me i'll figure it out thank you
00:47:12hey
00:47:19i'm such a freaking idiot this whole time paper hearts it's
00:47:25that's why you're doing it yeah but brad i'm stuck
00:47:28even with everything i've saved it's not enough money it's okay it's okay
00:47:32you know what we're not doing it alone anymore because i got a plan all right
00:47:53so
00:48:00so
00:48:06so
00:48:12Pretty good for team morale.
00:48:40You're insane.
00:48:41Hey, I've been called that before, actually.
00:48:45You're welcome.
00:48:47It's not going to be enough money.
00:48:51Well, then we'll keep trying.
00:48:53And you're going to keep trying, too.
00:49:05Oh, no.
00:49:08I'm falling for him.
00:49:09Come on.
00:49:13You have to work.
00:49:14Just five more essays.
00:49:20Is that why I didn't give Chloe the letter?
00:49:27Because I wanted him for myself?
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:32Here you go.
00:49:33You'll wear this on your date.
00:49:35I'll feed you the lines.
00:49:36You repeat them.
00:49:37No improvising.
00:49:38Got it?
00:49:39Just repeat them.
00:49:40No improvising.
00:49:41Okay?
00:49:41What if I think it's something really funny to say?
00:49:45Well, just keep it to yourself.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:48Yep.
00:49:48Wow, my very own dating coach.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52You need it.
00:49:53So.
00:49:54You ready?
00:49:55Oh, I'm ready.
00:49:56Okay, smile and relax, okay?
00:50:05Oh, my God.
00:50:06I'm going to pee my pants.
00:50:08You're going to do great, okay?
00:50:09I'm right here.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:11She's coming.
00:50:11She's coming.
00:50:12Brad Sterling.
00:50:19Hi.
00:50:20It's great to officially meet you.
00:50:22You too.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:28Wow.
00:50:30I can't believe it's you that's been writing me those letters.
00:50:36You know what they say.
00:50:39You know what they say.
00:50:40You can't judge a book by its cover.
00:50:44I guess you're right.
00:50:49Tell her she looks beautiful.
00:50:52You look beautiful.
00:50:55You know, that word is so overused that it's lost all of its meaning.
00:51:03But it has it with you.
00:51:08So.
00:51:10Why me?
00:51:11Why the letters?
00:51:14You're smooth.
00:51:16You smell.
00:51:18I'm sorry?
00:51:21You smell like a wet dog in the summer.
00:51:26What?
00:51:28No, no, no, no.
00:51:29Say.
00:51:29I mean, in the sun.
00:51:31I mean.
00:51:31Is that better?
00:51:31No, no, no.
00:51:33Say.
00:51:34Say.
00:51:34You're easy to talk to.
00:51:36Because you're so easy.
00:51:42Are you okay?
00:51:44Can you hear me?
00:51:45Brad, books.
00:51:46Tell her you liked her book.
00:51:48Pride and Olives.
00:51:50Olives.
00:51:51It's an overrated book.
00:51:52It's overrated.
00:51:56I mean.
00:51:57No, no, no, no.
00:51:58Look.
00:51:59Oh, my God.
00:51:59Oh, my.
00:52:00I knew this was a mistake, so.
00:52:02I think I'm just going to go.
00:52:03No, no.
00:52:04Don't.
00:52:04Don't let her leave.
00:52:05Stop her.
00:52:06I don't want to go and really think.
00:52:07Hold on.
00:52:08I'm sorry.
00:52:09I'm not sorry.
00:52:10It's just feel a little bit.
00:52:12Can I try again?
00:52:14I'm sorry I wasn't being honest with you.
00:52:17Stick to the plan.
00:52:18What are you doing?
00:52:20Okay.
00:52:23Brad.
00:52:25Chloe.
00:52:27Hello?
00:52:29Hello?
00:52:30I just.
00:52:32You know, you're somebody that I kind of.
00:52:33I've been watching and kind of.
00:52:36What is he saying?
00:52:46He's got this.
00:52:49And I'm losing him.
00:52:54Nothing.
00:52:56Not a word.
00:52:58Guess it went well.
00:53:01He doesn't need me anymore.
00:53:03He doesn't need me anymore.
00:53:06He's so funny.
00:53:07He does.
00:53:08He doesn't need me anymore.
00:53:09He doesn't need me anymore.
00:53:10Mm-hmm.
00:53:10What do you think?
00:53:12Oh, my.
00:53:13What are you?
00:53:16Whoa.
00:53:17Hey, Mia.
00:53:20Hey.
00:53:25It's not what it looks like.
00:53:27Oh, really?
00:53:28Let me guess.
00:53:28You were just tutoring her in anatomy.
00:53:32Babe, come on.
00:53:33I'm.
00:53:36Really?
00:53:38Okay, look.
00:53:39There's.
00:53:39Obviously, there's enough of me for all of you.
00:53:43Gotta learn to share.
00:53:45Oh, my God.
00:53:49You're actually dumber than I thought.
00:53:52What?
00:53:53You were never special, Dan.
00:53:57I just thought you were.
00:54:00But reality check?
00:54:02You're just another generic jock with a two brain cell capacity and an expiration date.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09And years from now, you'll just be that guy at the bar washed up talking about the high school games that nobody remembers.
00:54:18Right here, Dan.
00:54:20Right?
00:54:20This is your peak.
00:54:22It's all downhill from here.
00:54:25Dan, I thought I told you, I don't want another dumb overbox guys coming.
00:54:49I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:51I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:52I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:53I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:54I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:55I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:56I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:57I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:58I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:54:59I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:00I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:01I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:02I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:03I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:04I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:05I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:06I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:07I don't want another dumb overbox guys.
00:55:38I have zero time or interest in dealing with you.
00:56:02Relax, Descartes. I'm not here to fight.
00:56:05Then what do you want?
00:56:06Imagine my surprise when your dumbass accidentally sends me your personal info straight from the Paper Hearts account.
00:56:15Exhausted much?
00:56:17I have no idea what you're talking about. That's not mine.
00:56:19Come on. Two phones. Weird for a broke little charity case.
00:56:26Get out.
00:56:26Smile.
00:56:28Give me my phone back.
00:56:29Holy shit.
00:56:30It's you. Your Paper Hearts.
00:56:32Please. Please, it's not that you can't tell anyone. I'll do your homework, your essays, whatever you want.
00:56:37I don't care about any of that.
00:56:39Then what do you want?
00:56:40I want the truth.
00:56:41Why is Brad always with you?
00:56:47I need to tell him about Samantha.
00:56:49Hey.
00:56:53Hey.
00:56:53Hey.
00:56:54You look beautiful.
00:56:57How was your class?
00:56:58It was good.
00:56:59It was good?
00:56:59Ready for practice tonight?
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:01Hey, Mia.
00:57:03Mia.
00:57:04Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:57:07I, um, Chloe.
00:57:09This is Mia, my good friend.
00:57:12And Mia, this is Chloe, my girlfriend.
00:57:17Hi.
00:57:18Brad talks about you all the time.
00:57:20Yeah, same.
00:57:23Um, I actually had something to tell you.
00:57:26Yeah, what's up?
00:57:28Uh, I...
00:57:30I broke up with Dan.
00:57:33Oh, really?
00:57:35Well, that's great.
00:57:36He's, uh, a total mortal.
00:57:38Yeah, I'm sure you deserve much better.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Well, I'll see you guys around.
00:57:43Hey, Mia, why don't you, uh, come to the gateway?
00:57:46Yeah.
00:57:47I'll sit with you if you want.
00:57:48Yeah, it'll be great.
00:57:49Yeah, maybe.
00:57:51Um, see you guys around.
00:57:52Okay, I'll be here.
00:57:52Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:53Bye.
00:57:55Bye.
00:57:55Bye.
00:57:55Bye.
00:57:55Bye.
00:57:55Bye.
00:57:56Bye.
00:57:57Bye.
00:57:57Bye.
00:57:57Bye.
00:57:57Bye.
00:57:57Bye.
00:57:59Bye.
00:57:59Bye.
00:57:59Bye.
00:57:59Bye.
00:58:01Bye.
00:58:01Bye.
00:58:03Bye.
00:58:04Bye.
00:58:05Bye.
00:58:06Bye.
00:58:07Bye.
00:58:08Bye.
00:58:09Bye.
00:58:10Bye.
00:58:11Bye.
00:58:12Bye.
00:58:13Bye.
00:58:14Bye.
00:58:15Hell of a love story, isn't it?
00:58:16Mm-hmm.
00:58:17Shame, it's all a lie.
00:58:19I figured out why you were writing those letters.
00:58:21Shut up.
00:58:23Here's the deal.
00:58:23You tell Chloe the truth, that you're the one writing all those sweet little letters, or I do.
00:58:30And if I do, the principal gets your whole phone.
00:58:33file.
00:58:34...
00:58:37Now.
00:58:38You're all away.
00:58:41You're all away.
00:58:50Go on.
00:58:51Okay.
00:58:52Sorry, excuse me.
00:58:53Do you want my pitch on me?
00:58:54You're all away.
00:58:55You're all away.
00:58:56Okay.
00:58:57You're all away.
00:58:58You're all away.
00:58:59Sorry. Excuse me. Just coming through. Sorry. Hey, Chloe. Oh, my God. Hi. I'm so glad you're here.
00:59:11Yeah. It's a good game. I need to tell you something.
00:59:16Oh, my gosh. Ron, are you okay?
00:59:23I'm okay. Are you okay?
00:59:25I'm okay. I'm okay.
00:59:27All right, baby.
00:59:29Oh, good luck. Good luck.
00:59:30Good luck.
00:59:30Marcus.
00:59:35What were you going to say, Mia?
00:59:38I need to tell you.
00:59:43I've been...
00:59:44Go on.
00:59:44Tell her.
00:59:50I knew you're chicken out, but I didn't write those letters.
00:59:57What?
00:59:58Our little ghostwriter here did every word. They were just messing with you. Both of us.
01:00:04Chloe, it's not like that. At all.
01:00:07So, everything was a lie?
01:00:10It wasn't a lie. At all. I...
01:00:12Oh, Chloe.
01:00:15Wait. I...
01:00:17No.
01:00:21Where are you going, man?
01:00:29Unbelievable.
01:00:32All this work.
01:00:34Captain Love Story.
01:00:35Did you sit in...
01:00:37That is some stupid girl.
01:00:41God.
01:00:43Betty's been fucking desk rat as you chick found out.
01:00:50No, actually.
01:00:51I heard she's been screwing Professor Luke for her grades.
01:00:56Probably half the faculty.
01:00:58It's a shame that, uh...
01:01:00A pathetic whore costs us the game.
01:01:04What the hell did you just say?
01:01:07Relax, man.
01:01:11If you're into leftovers,
01:01:12that's your call.
01:01:13What the hell is your problem?
01:01:29Don't you ever talk about her like that again.
01:01:38Fuck.
01:01:39Fuck.
01:01:39Fuck.
01:01:39Fuck.
01:01:41Fuck.
01:01:41Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:42Fuck.
01:01:43Fuck.
01:01:43Fuck.
01:01:43Fuck.
01:01:44Fuck.
01:01:46Talk to me.
01:01:47You would have told her everything, no?
01:01:49No.
01:01:49Everything?
01:01:50Oh, what's wrong with your hand?
01:01:52Captain.
01:01:53My captain.
01:01:55What are you doing, bitch?
01:01:56Hold it.
01:01:57Ready?
01:01:59You think you're some kind of hero?
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:03Get up.
01:02:07Sorry about your boy toy, princess.
01:02:10Hey, thanks.
01:02:12Hey, this is worse.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Hey.
01:02:13Hey.
01:02:13Sorry, Brad.
01:02:16Sorry, Brad.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:18Let's go.
01:02:19Come on.
01:02:20Come on.
01:02:20Come on.
01:02:20Oh, my God.
01:02:22Brad.
01:02:22Brad.
01:02:23Brad.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Hey.
01:02:25It's okay.
01:02:26It's okay.
01:02:27It's okay.
01:02:27It's okay.
01:02:29No.
01:02:29It's okay.
01:02:29Um.
01:02:30Okay.
01:02:30It's gonna be quick.
01:02:40I don't trip.
01:02:40It's okay.
01:02:41Hurry.
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:47Boom.
01:02:50Okay.
01:02:51It's just driving.
01:02:53Okay.
01:02:53You're gonna make it, Brad, okay?
01:02:59Stay with me.
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:12I'm so sorry this happened.
01:03:15It's all my fault.
01:03:16I wish you would have never asked me for help.
01:03:24I wish I would have just stayed invisible to you.
01:03:29None of this would have ever happened.
01:03:37I would have never fallen for you.
01:03:39Oh, it's you.
01:03:57Chloe.
01:03:58Hear me out, please.
01:04:06What do you want, Mia?
01:04:08For you to know the truth?
01:04:10Yeah.
01:04:11Brad lied, okay?
01:04:12But he didn't mean to hurt you.
01:04:14It's not up to the liar to decide whether the lie hurts or not.
01:04:17I know.
01:04:19I know.
01:04:19He just fell for you so hard.
01:04:22He didn't even know how to act like himself.
01:04:25I mean, look at everything he's done to make you happy.
01:04:27Has anyone in the school ever done anything like that for anyone?
01:04:34I know.
01:04:35I know he doesn't erase what he's done, but...
01:04:38should it at least mean something.
01:04:44You think he really cares about me?
01:04:48I know he does.
01:04:50And I know you do, too.
01:04:51I only came because I got scared when I found out.
01:04:57That's not why you're here.
01:05:01And you?
01:05:02I'm letting go.
01:05:10Okay.
01:05:11Hey, are you okay?
01:05:24Hey, are you okay?
01:05:24I'm almost there.
01:05:43With Brad's help, just a little more, and I'll have enough for mom's surgery.
01:05:47Excellent work, as always, Mia.
01:05:58I know.
01:06:09I'm gonna tell you.
01:06:11Yes.
01:06:41Where are you going?
01:06:48I heard she's calling with Professor Luke.
01:06:52That's why she gets straight A's.
01:06:54Some people are just desperate.
01:07:11Oh my gosh.
01:07:14What do you want?
01:07:15I did what you asked.
01:07:17Except you did it.
01:07:19And now it's time to pay the price.
01:07:23No, I told her the truth.
01:07:25You chickened out.
01:07:26And now Brad's still with her.
01:07:28Not me.
01:07:29It's not my fault that he hates you.
01:07:31Please.
01:07:32If it weren't for your little love letters, he wouldn't even know she exists.
01:07:36You're seriously blaming this on me because he doesn't want to be with you?
01:07:41You need help.
01:07:45Give it back.
01:07:46Excuse me.
01:07:47What are you doing?
01:07:48You don't fuck.
01:07:49All this from homework?
01:07:51What the heck are you doing?
01:07:52Give me my phone.
01:07:53Oh, just call it interest for fucking up, my love.
01:07:57Look.
01:08:07You're going to regret that.
01:08:10Help.
01:08:11Help.
01:08:12She's attacking me.
01:08:14Any other student would be expelled for this.
01:08:26But give me your academic record.
01:08:29Two weeks suspension.
01:08:30Effective.
01:08:31Immediately.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33Principal Matthews, you can't do this.
01:08:35I need to be at school.
01:08:36I have nothing else.
01:08:37She stole my money.
01:08:39What money?
01:08:39Where would someone like her even get money?
01:08:42That's all, Mia.
01:08:43You can go.
01:08:43No.
01:08:44Shh.
01:08:47I said you can go.
01:08:49Sure.
01:08:51She's...
01:08:51I said you can go.
01:08:57Samantha.
01:08:59Samantha.
01:09:01Please.
01:09:02I need that money for my mom's surgery.
01:09:04Not my problem.
01:09:05Yeah, just...
01:09:06Take what's not yours.
01:09:08Isn't that exactly what you did with Brad?
01:09:14At this rate, it'll take me a decade to earn the money back.
01:09:19Oh my goodness.
01:09:22That's wrestling and wieners and beef.
01:09:26That's a pretty bad point.
01:09:27Leave me alone.
01:09:28Why?
01:09:30You got any footlongs here or is that pro bono just for the faculty?
01:09:32Get out of here.
01:09:36What are you doing?
01:09:38Hmm.
01:09:40Oops.
01:09:41Oh, God.
01:09:42You know, this is your pee.
01:09:44Hey.
01:09:45It's all downhill from here.
01:09:47It's gone.
01:09:48Oh, my God.
01:09:49What the hell is going on?
01:09:51It wasn't me.
01:09:52I swear.
01:09:52This comes out of your paycheck.
01:09:54What?
01:09:55I...
01:09:55I...
01:09:56Robert.
01:09:58I'm so sorry.
01:09:59I'm...
01:10:04No.
01:10:06What did I...
01:10:06You're lucky she got you to the hospital in time.
01:10:16Who?
01:10:17Nia.
01:10:18She drove you.
01:10:20No.
01:10:21No, Mia can't drive.
01:10:24She did that night.
01:10:32Jackson, you look like you were about to meet Jesus back there.
01:10:35This part's my favorite.
01:10:36The way they realized they loved each other all along.
01:10:40Right.
01:10:41After three conversations and a kiss in the rain.
01:10:44Very realistic.
01:10:47It's romantic.
01:10:48It's cheesy.
01:10:54You don't have to watch with me.
01:10:56No, I want to.
01:10:58I want to.
01:10:59I'm sorry.
01:10:59I'm sorry.
01:11:02Okay.
01:11:18Hi, Dad.
01:11:21I wish you were here.
01:11:33You know how to fix this.
01:11:38Mom's really sick.
01:11:42Mom's really sick.
01:11:44She's really sick.
01:11:47And I can't save her.
01:11:48And I've tried so hard.
01:11:54And I've tried so hard.
01:11:54Why did you leave?
01:12:03Why did you leave?
01:12:07Oh, my God.
01:12:08Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:12:10I got you.
01:12:12You okay?
01:12:14Hey, hey.
01:12:15It's okay.
01:12:16It's fine.
01:12:31It's all over.
01:12:32All the money is gone.
01:12:38Even if I worked every second, it wouldn't be enough.
01:12:41You know, when I came out here and I saw you, I got so scared.
01:12:53Samantha took everything.
01:12:55I know.
01:12:55Every cent.
01:12:56And she knows who I am.
01:12:59She knows about me.
01:13:01None paper hearts.
01:13:03Well, then we will do everything that we can to make sure that she gives it back.
01:13:07How?
01:13:09How?
01:13:09She has all the cards in her hands.
01:13:11If she exposes me, I'm done.
01:13:13No school.
01:13:14No future.
01:13:15Nothing.
01:13:18You know what?
01:13:25Let's turn the tables.
01:13:26Let's go.
01:13:40You called for me, Principal Matthews?
01:13:46Yes, come in.
01:13:47Have a seat, please.
01:13:54Hi, Samantha.
01:13:56So, Principal Matthews, Mia did not lie about everything.
01:14:01Samantha was the one that stole everything.
01:14:03Everything from the car wash, everything that Mia worked so hard to get.
01:14:07Even if that were true, which it's not, how would a charity case like her have thousands just lying around?
01:14:14Here's your proof.
01:14:17Every single cent went right into Samantha's bank account.
01:14:20Mr. Matthews, they're just trying to blackmail me because I know the truth about Mia.
01:14:24You know what, Samantha?
01:14:24This is exactly why I broke up with you.
01:14:26Because you lie.
01:14:28You lie and you manipulate and you don't care who gets hurt along the way as long as you get what you want, right?
01:14:33Do you want to play a bad game?
01:14:36Fine.
01:14:36You want to talk about liars?
01:14:38Here's your perfect straight-A student running a whole cheating empire under your nose.
01:14:44Paper hearts.
01:14:45That's her.
01:14:47And when I found out, they threatened me.
01:14:49And she attacked me.
01:14:51She told me that if I told anyone, she would kill me.
01:14:54So, I just couldn't hide it anymore.
01:14:57Is this true?
01:14:59Yes.
01:15:00This is ridiculous.
01:15:03No, it's not.
01:15:04Because I run paper hearts.
01:15:07I always have, and Mia has never had anything to do with it.
01:15:11You fully understand the consequences of your confession, Brad?
01:15:16Yes, I do.
01:15:17So, you expect me to believe a student like you, who's barely turned in a completed essay his entire high school career?
01:15:27Well, that was exactly the point.
01:15:29No one would ever suspect it was me.
01:15:32You didn't.
01:15:33But yes, I ran paper hearts.
01:15:35I hired people to write the essays.
01:15:37I ran the app.
01:15:39I handled all the finances.
01:15:40And I made sure that it would never get traced back to me.
01:15:43Um, Mia is a great, very hardworking student.
01:15:47And she would never do anything like this.
01:15:50She had nothing to do with it.
01:15:51I promise.
01:15:52Well, where did Mia get the money?
01:15:54Frankly, sir, I have no idea.
01:15:56But honestly, however much money is in Mia's bank account is really, well, none of our business.
01:16:02Brad, you're expelled.
01:16:05Effective.
01:16:05Immediately.
01:16:07Samantha, so are you.
01:16:09What?
01:16:09Now, I'm willing to keep this quiet and not involve the police.
01:16:14But if you want to press your luck, theft of this amount will put you behind bars for five years.
01:16:21Now, maybe your daddy's attorneys and lawyers can shave it down one or two years.
01:16:27It's your choice.
01:16:35Thanks, sir.
01:16:36Well, well, well.
01:16:55Looks like Deserad is out of job.
01:16:57You know, maybe you should look at the corner.
01:17:02And by the way, word of advice, I heard it pays better if you don't use protection.
01:17:11That's for every piece of shit thing you've ever said to me.
01:17:14Oh, my God.
01:17:18Remind me in that space you are.
01:17:20You already do.
01:17:22Thanks.
01:17:23Well, let's go to the hospital.
01:17:25Yeah.
01:17:25We have the money.
01:17:32Please, where's my mom?
01:17:35You're two hours late.
01:17:36We couldn't wait any longer.
01:17:38We had to move on to the next patient.
01:17:43Well, Doc, can you move her back into the room?
01:17:46That's not how this works.
01:17:48Well, it is tonight.
01:17:49Hey, Brad.
01:17:49Hey, it's okay.
01:17:51Listen, doctor.
01:17:52Grab every single doctor, every single nurse, every person that you need to make this operation happen
01:17:56so we can save this beautiful woman's life tonight.
01:18:04Wait here.
01:18:10Hey.
01:18:10Hey.
01:18:11Hey.
01:18:12We're too late.
01:18:13We're not too late.
01:18:15It's going to be okay.
01:18:16I promise.
01:18:17I promise.
01:18:19You're thinking so loud.
01:18:32I can hear it.
01:18:36I'm just glad you're okay, Mom.
01:18:40That's not all.
01:18:41Mom, how did you know you were in love with Dad?
01:18:55We were at this terrible karaoke bar.
01:18:59Yeah, I bet.
01:19:01Neither one of us could sing to save our lives.
01:19:04But he got up anyway, sang horribly, just to make me laugh.
01:19:15Everyone was staring.
01:19:19But all I could see was him.
01:19:23That's it?
01:19:24Love isn't some big moments, sweetie.
01:19:30It's the little ones that make you feel seen, safe.
01:19:37You don't have to be anybody but yourself.
01:19:41Yeah.
01:19:45Mom, I think I'm going to mess everything up.
01:19:48Good thing you're the best fixer I know.
01:20:04Why did you do all of this for Mia?
01:20:07I don't know, because she's my friend.
01:20:10I think you do know.
01:20:11We're too different.
01:20:31But you and her,
01:20:34you always made sense.
01:20:36Yes.
01:20:41Write your own words this time.
01:20:43Please, welcome to the stage.
01:21:12the one and only
01:21:13valedictorian Mia Brooks.
01:21:17Congratulations.
01:21:20I'm so proud of you.
01:21:21Thanks.
01:21:22Absolutely.
01:21:23Oh, wow.
01:21:25Good afternoon, everyone.
01:21:29I had a whole speech planned
01:21:31about hard work
01:21:33and dedication
01:21:35and all the usual stuff
01:21:37you're supposed to say.
01:21:39I've spent so much of my life
01:21:40writing words for
01:21:41other people.
01:21:42It feels wrong not to
01:21:45write this moment for myself.
01:21:47I want to talk about love.
01:21:52Love
01:21:52isn't some perfect story
01:21:55with a guaranteed happy ending.
01:21:58It's confusing.
01:22:01Terrifying.
01:22:02And it makes you mess up
01:22:04over and over
01:22:06and over again.
01:22:06because suddenly
01:22:09someone else's happiness
01:22:14matters more than your own.
01:22:15And sometimes the scariest part
01:22:17isn't even
01:22:18falling for someone.
01:22:19It's
01:22:19letting them see you.
01:22:22All of you.
01:22:24And trusting that
01:22:25they won't walk away.
01:22:27I've spent so much time
01:22:28writing stories
01:22:29for everyone else.
01:22:30I think it's time
01:22:32I rent my own.
01:22:35Congratulations,
01:22:35class of 2025.
01:22:39It's time I take
01:22:40my own advice.
01:22:41Bye.
01:22:42What the heck?
01:22:44Well,
01:22:44the show must go on,
01:22:45everyone.
01:22:46We have our next
01:22:47runner-up valedictorian,
01:22:48Chloe Hartwell.
01:22:50Well,
01:22:50Brad.
01:22:57Yeah?
01:22:58What are you doing?
01:22:59You're supposed to be
01:23:00at graduation.
01:23:01Yeah,
01:23:01why aren't you
01:23:02at graduation?
01:23:03I already got my diploma.
01:23:06No ceremony for me.
01:23:09Mom.
01:23:10My parents are moving tomorrow.
01:23:13New investment,
01:23:14new town.
01:23:17To tomorrow?
01:23:18And you were just
01:23:21going to leave
01:23:21without saying anything?
01:23:25I figured you'd be
01:23:26better off.
01:23:33I got your letter.
01:23:36Yeah.
01:23:40Any notes?
01:23:42I got too scared
01:23:43to read it.
01:23:45Thought we could do
01:23:46it together.
01:23:48But first,
01:23:51there's something
01:23:51I want to say.
01:23:54You're the most
01:23:54annoying,
01:23:57stubborn,
01:23:59frustrating person
01:23:59I've ever met.
01:24:04And I love you.
01:24:07I love you,
01:24:08and I'm done
01:24:09pretending,
01:24:10so if you don't feel
01:24:10the same way,
01:24:11just tell me right now.
01:24:11I love you.
01:24:11I love you.
01:24:11I love you.
01:24:11I love you.
01:24:12I love you.
01:24:12I love you.
01:24:13I love you.
01:24:13I love you.
01:24:14I love you.
01:24:14I love you.
01:24:14I love you.
01:24:15I love you.
01:24:16I love you.
01:24:18Mia,
01:24:19you really should
01:24:19have read that letter.
01:24:23Why?
01:24:27Because then you'd already
01:24:28know how I feel.
01:24:28ôt for you.
01:24:40I love you.
01:24:40I love you.
01:24:49I love you.
01:24:51I love you.
01:25:54I won't do anything just this other time.
01:26:01If we're going to make this long distance thing work, you're going to have to learn how to drive.
01:26:20I'm already regretting this.
01:26:21Good.
01:26:22That's the spirit.
01:26:23We're going to die.
01:26:25No, we're going to be great.
01:26:28This is going to be awesome.
01:26:30Ready?
01:26:30Yep.
01:26:31Not too bad, huh?
01:26:38Not too bad.
01:26:39No, we're going to die.
01:27:09What now?
01:27:11Anything?
01:27:13Everything?
01:27:14Sounds terrifying.
01:27:16Not with you.
01:27:18Ready to go?
01:27:32Yeah.
01:27:33You're driving.
01:27:34Sounds good.
01:27:36Let's go.
01:27:37Yeah.
01:27:38Yeah.
01:27:38Yeah.
01:27:38Yeah.
01:27:38Yeah.
01:27:38Yeah.
01:27:39Yeah.
01:27:39Yeah.
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01:27:48Yeah.
Comments
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hjs9vkw5gd2 months ago
Some of these comments are just weird. Thank you for sharing this movie with us, you didn’t have to but we enjoyed it regardless of the background noise ❤️
teals-dfj5753 months ago
Anyone else notice how the loan balance is only $9.67 😂 but she’s still waiting to get the money.
Kassidy Strickland3 months ago
You don’t even hear the dogs unless it does the swipe and goes quiet. Or if you put your ear all the way to the phone.
Joy Palatucci7 months ago
OMG......SHUT THOSE FUCKIN DOGS UP
MARLEN MIRANDA9 months ago
thank you for sharing the movie, but the background is very annoying 😑!
Denise Corbett9 months ago
The dogs barking throughout the whole movie 😖
9hbf75snfg9 months ago
I meannnnnnnnn for the trope of the short it was realllly good!
Kristy Rae9 months ago
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