Funny Baby Videos by LaughRiot - Dailymotion

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00:00Why are you here, sweetheart?

00:01He's a tractor.

00:02A what?

00:03A tractor.

00:04He snores and my dreams shake.

00:08Mommy, I'm scared of the dark.

00:11Can you sleep with me?

00:13You're growing up now.

00:14You need to be independent.

00:15But Daddy is bigger than me.

00:18You should be independent first.

00:20Oh my God.

00:22Why aren't you sleeping?

00:23Waiting for my dreams to start.

00:26You need to close your eyes first.

00:27Oh.

00:28That's how it works?

00:31Mommy, how old are you?

00:33I'm 30.

00:3330?

00:34That's so old.

00:35Are you going to die soon?

00:36No, sweetheart.

00:37Not for a very, very long time.

00:38But 30 is like almost dead?

00:42When I grow up, I'm going to marry two wives.

00:46Two?

00:46Why two?

00:47You know the law says you're only allowed one.

00:49Yeah, but one for me and one for Dad.

00:51Oh my goodness.

00:53That's the best thing I've ever heard.

00:55What happened, Daddy?

00:58I'm in love.

01:00With who?

01:01With Mommy.

01:04Oh.

01:06We must cry more.