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00:00Ropes Pierre's fast asleep. Now let's speak in.

00:03Snooks!

00:04What are you doing with your light on?

00:05I'm... I'm looking for my ball, Daddy.

00:10Ball? What ball?

00:12The one I lost on the porch.

00:18If you lost your ball on the porch, why are you looking for it here?

00:22There's more light here.

00:28Snooks, what's the matter with you?

00:30It's way past your bedtime.

00:31Well, I can't sleep.

00:33The chicken hurts my tummy.

00:36Chicken?

00:37You didn't have chicken for dinner tonight.

00:40No, I mean the chicken in my bed.

00:44What's the matter with you?

00:45There's no chicken in your bed.

00:48Ain't that?

00:50Of course not.

00:52Well, I can feel them.

00:53Oh, nonsense.

00:54It's just your imagination.

00:56Now go to sleep.

00:57Oh, my daddy.

00:59Daddy!

01:00What?

01:00My imagination just laid an egg.

01:05Good heavens!

01:07You have got a chicken in there.

01:08I got an egg, too.

01:10Look at this.

01:11Where did that come from?

01:13From the chicken.

01:15I know that, but how do you happen to have this...

01:18this livestock in bed with you?

01:20I'm hiding it for red, Daddy.

01:22He stole it.

01:24Red?

01:25Why does that little roughneck make you cover up his crimes?

01:28I don't know.

01:28If he stole the chicken, why do you hide it?

01:31Of course.

01:32He's hiding the one I stole.

01:34Now, what is all this chicken stealing?

01:38Who started it and where did you get them?

01:40Tell him, Red.

01:42No, you tell him, Snook.

01:44Come on!

01:44Come on to that bed!

01:45Hello, Mr. Higgins.

01:49Yeah, hello, Mr. Higgins.

01:50This is definitely the last straw.

01:53What are you doing here?

01:54Well, I...

01:55Take those chickens and leave this house at once.

01:57Yes, sir.

01:58Don't send him away, Daddy.

02:00He ain't got no place to sleep.

02:02I don't care if...

02:04What do you mean?

02:05Can't he go to his own bed?

02:07No, Daddy.

02:09Oh.

02:10Oh, I...

02:12I didn't know.

02:13So you have no place to sleep, eh, Red?

02:16No, sir.

02:17My bed's full of chickens.

02:21I don't understand this whole chicken business.

02:24How many have you got?

02:25Twenty-six.

02:26Yeah, and they all lay eggs.

02:29Don't they, Red?

02:31Uh-huh.

02:31And I got a rooster, too.

02:33A rooster?

02:34Yeah.

02:35He's the bookkeeper.

02:40But where did you get them all?

02:43It is impossible you stole so many.

02:46It's possible, Daddy.

02:48Now, you keep quiet.

02:50How did you manage to steal that many chickens, Red?

02:53Well, I can't tell you, Mr. Higgins.

02:55Why not?

02:55It's a trade secret.

02:57Yeah.

02:57This is incredible.

02:59Mm-hmm.

03:00How long have you been engaged in this nefarious traffic?

03:03Huh?

03:05When did you start this foul swiping?

03:08Oh, I've been doing it for years.

03:10Yeah.

03:11He started when he was only a kid.

03:15Kid?

03:15Yeah.

03:16How old are you now, Red?

03:18Nine.

03:19Mm-hmm.

03:19Now, that's enough.

03:20Go home at once, young man.

03:22Take your chickens with you, and don't come around here anymore.

03:24Yes, sir.

03:25Goodbye, smugs.

03:27Goodbye, Red.

03:28He's another age.

03:30You can have it.

03:31Goodbye.

03:32Never heard of such goings-on.

03:34Lucky for you, I'm busy tonight.

03:36But I'll take this matter up with you again in the morning.

03:38Good night.

03:39Good night, Daddy.

03:40Daddy!

03:41What is it?

03:42Where are you going?

03:43I'm going down to my lab to make synthetic rubber.

03:46And you're not going to watch.

03:47You understand?

03:49Yes, Daddy.

03:50Go right to sleep.

03:51Mm-hmm.

03:51Good night.

03:52Can't understand these kids.

03:54Always up to the sun.

03:57Hey, Red.

03:59Is he gone?

04:00Yeah.

04:01What'd you do with the chicken?

04:02I stuck him under an orange crate in the cellar.

04:05To sell us?

04:06Yeah, your old man won't find him.

04:10That's his lab.

04:12What is?

04:13The cellar.

04:15I think he's cooking rubber down there.

04:19Cooking rubber?

04:20Yeah.

04:21Oh, and I thought it was the chicken.

04:26It smells awful, don't it?

04:28Yeah.

04:29What's he cooking rubber for?

04:31Is he nuts?

04:32Yeah, I think so.

04:33You know what?

04:36What?

04:37He eats it.

04:41Yeah?

04:42Mm-hmm.

04:43Let's go down and watch him.

04:45Okay.

04:46But don't make any noise.

04:48Now, be quiet.

04:49Now, hang on to my hand.

04:51I've got it.

04:51It's dark, isn't it?

04:53Let me open the cellar door.

04:55Be careful now.

04:57There's a lot of steps.

04:58I know where the cellar...

04:59Oh!

05:02What's that?

05:03Hello, Daddy.

05:07I fell down the steps.

05:09Me too.

05:10What are you doing back here?

05:12I came to get my chickens.

05:14Chickens?

05:14More chickens!

05:16Can't you let a man work in peace?

05:18What are you cooking in that pot, Daddy?

05:20I'm developing a formula for synthetic rubber.

05:22Yeah?

05:23See that mixture?

05:24Mm-hmm.

05:24I'm going to pour it in a form.

05:26And when it cools off, I'll have a balloon tire.

05:30Does balloons have tires?

05:31Nobody has tires.

05:35That's why I make tires.

05:42I'm making rubber out of rags, paper, soybeans, peanuts, and arrowroot.

05:48See?

05:49I told you he was smart, didn't I, Ray?

05:53Yeah.

05:53He sure did.

05:55Oh, I know what I'm doing, all right.

05:57A lot of people might think I'm crazy.

05:59Yeah, a lot of them.

06:01But wait till they see this.

06:03I know which way the wind is blowing.

06:05I wish it was blowing the other way.

06:07Now, listen, Red.

06:09If you want to help me, go out and see if you can gather some old rubber.

06:13Hot water bottles, rubber boots, any old stuff with rubber in it.

06:16Okay.

06:17I'll bring you a load, Mr. Higgins.

06:18Good.

06:20And, Snook, you stir this pot while I make some chemicals.

06:22All right, Daddy.

06:26Daddy?

06:27Yes?

06:28What's these two big lumps in the pot?

06:32Lumps?

06:33Oh, probably becoming elastic.

06:35Keep stirring.

06:35Has rubber got feathers in it?

06:40Of course not.

06:42Will you look under the orange, correct, Daddy?

06:45What, this one?

06:46Yeah.

06:48Is there anything there?

06:50Why, no.

06:51Oh.

06:52Are you sure you didn't put feathers in this pot?

06:55Certainly I'm sure.

06:56I know what I've got in that pot.

06:58Me too, Daddy.

07:00Now, look out.

07:02I want to pour this in.

07:03A little melted celluloid and some apple peelings.

07:08When red comes with the rubber, we'll put that in too.

07:12Yeah.

07:13I got a big load, Mr. Higgins.

07:14Did you?

07:15Here.

07:16Oh, fine.

07:17This is going to mean the end of my tire worries, kids.

07:20Dump it in the pot, then.

07:21Yes, sir.

07:22Where'd you get all this rubber?

07:24From your car.

07:25My car?

07:29Yeah.

07:30I cut up your spare tire.

07:32Oh, I'm a cook.

07:34Show it a tip, Daddy.

07:36Stop running, Red.

07:37Out of my way.

07:38You can't run.

07:39All of my way.

07:53You can trust me.

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