00:00Love Solutions, Rationally
00:07Love Solutions, Rationally
00:10David, have you ever been in love?
00:13You shouldn't even be in love.
00:15You know it's chemistry.
00:17But I read in my childhood that it's biology.
00:19It's chemistry. That's our business.
00:22But sir, without a client, there's no business. You know that, right?
00:26How will the clients come if you don't open the door?
00:28Come on, open the door.
00:29Love Solutions, Rationally
00:31I give love solutions.
00:33But I don't think about emotions. I think with my brain.
00:37So David, what's your schedule for today?
00:39Are the employees' interviews lined up today?
00:41No employees, sir.
00:42Only one employee.
00:43There are so few candidates.
00:45Only one candidate has come.
00:47With great difficulty.
00:49That's a good thing, right?
00:51Remember one thing, David.
00:53Quality matters, not quantity.
00:56Anyway, so moving on.
00:57What are his qualifications?
00:58Graduation in Mass Media, 1st Class.
01:00Okay, and any work experience?
01:02Yes, I have.
01:03Sir, he's been the coach of the Gili Danda team in our locality.
01:09Hobbies?
01:10Hobbies? Romantic films.
01:13In 40 different languages.
01:15But sir, how did he get ready to work at such a low salary?
01:20I think his degree is fake.
01:24Come on, David. Move on.
01:28Anyway, tell me the candidate's name.
01:31Jasmin. Jasmin, sir.
01:37Pardon me?
01:39Jasmin.
01:40Hi, Jasmin.
01:42Sorry?
01:43The scientific name of Jasmin is Jasminum.
01:46No, it's not the scientific name.
01:49Have you seen Aladdin?
01:50His girlfriend, Princess Jasmin.
01:52That one.
01:54Hi.
01:58I hope I'm not late.
02:01No, you're on time.
02:03And I like it.
02:04By the way, I'm DK.
02:07Dilawar Kapoor.
02:09I know, sir. I'm a very big fan.
02:11Your blog, Rational Love, I read it every day.
02:17You're fantastic, sir.
02:19You have all the qualities of a relationship.
02:28Here, take this.
02:34I was saying, sir, you're awesome.
02:36What do you think? What do you write?
02:38How do you manage?
02:45Come, follow me.
02:50Have some water. It's for your throat.
02:53What's this?
02:56This tattoo on your wrist,
02:59what's the story behind it?
03:02This?
03:06This is just to remind me
03:08that love is the number one formula to break a heart.
03:13Total mess of emotions.
03:14You're wrong.
03:16Your thoughts are absolutely wrong.
03:19Love is not a mess.
03:21The problem is,
03:22the way people are approaching relationships these days,
03:24that is a mess.
03:25People get carried away by emotions and lose their rationality.
03:28Which I feel is the most important thing in a relationship.
03:32But thank God,
03:33this won't happen now.
03:35Because I've opened LS,
03:36Love Solutions Rationality.
03:40What a great thought, sir.
03:42What's great about it?
03:44It's just a chemical reaction.
03:46I'll show you.
03:48You must have seen a lot of romantic films, right?
03:50Yes, a lot.
03:52In which,
03:53they say, love is from the heart.
03:55Correct.
03:57It's all in the brain.
03:58So, did you get it?
04:03No?
04:04No, sir.
04:05I'll explain.
04:08When there's love,
04:10chemicals like dopamine,
04:11serotonin,
04:12get released.
04:13But that's not the problem.
04:14The problem is when they're overdosed.
04:17You know, after overdosing,
04:18we go insane,
04:19we get paranoid.
04:21That is the problem.
04:23And they say,
04:24people get crazy in love.
04:26That's what's happening.
04:28People get chemically crazy in love.
04:31Am I clear?
04:32Yes, sir.
04:33Since when have you been joining?
04:34Sir, since yesterday.
04:35I'll come to the office tomorrow morning.
04:37Great.
04:38But there are certain rules.
04:39Okay, sir.
04:40Rule number one.
04:41We don't do business with friends.
04:43You know, friends are just friends.
04:45They don't pay.
04:46Rule number two.
04:48No romance between employees.
04:52Personal and professional relationships
04:53should be completely separate.
04:55Who are the employees here?
04:58Along with him.
04:59Are you kidding?
05:00Don't worry.
05:01This won't happen to Praveen too.
05:03Hold on.
05:04There's another rule.
05:06Rule number three is
05:07whether the work is small or big.
05:10Work is work.
05:11Work is work.
05:12We can't refuse any client.
05:15And as you know,
05:18our company is a bit new, so...
05:22Salary...
05:23Don't worry about the salary.
05:25I'm cool with whatever you pay me.
05:27Not a problem.
05:28So, can I come tomorrow?
05:30Congratulations.
05:31You got the job.
05:34Thank you so much, sir.
05:36Just a few more days.
05:37I've worked really hard.
05:39I'll do my best.
05:40A lot of people will come for the interview.
05:41So, it's gonna be awesome.
05:42Right?
05:45Thank you. Thank you so much.
05:46Bye.
05:57What are you watching, David?
06:00Are you sure?
06:01He doesn't like romantic movies.
06:03Yes, I'm sure, David.
06:05But tell me something.
06:06Didn't you hear a strange voice?
06:08Strange?
06:11Anyway,
06:12do you have any other appointments?
06:14What are you kidding, sir?
06:15What?
06:16Sir...
06:17Just opening an office
06:19and putting up a board outside
06:20doesn't make you a client.
06:21For that, we have to advertise ourselves.
06:23Yes, sir.
06:24You're right, David.
06:26And we don't have enough money
06:27to hire an advertising agency.
06:40Is this our office, David?
06:44I don't think so.
06:45But,
06:46where did all these people come from?
06:48Sir, sir, sir, sir.
06:49Yes, sir.
06:50After going home yesterday,
06:51I put up an official LSP page on my friend's page.
06:54And all the people on my friend's page
06:56and all the people on their friend's page
06:58I sent a notification to all of them.
07:00And see, it worked.
07:01So many clients.
07:02So many clients.
07:03So many clients.
07:04So many clients.
07:05So many clients.
07:06So many clients.
07:07So many clients.
07:08So many clients.
07:09So many clients.
07:10All the friends on your friend's page
07:12are suffering from relationship problems.
07:14Quiet.
07:16You're always suspecting me.
07:18Okay, I'll go and talk to him.
07:20You guys come quickly.
07:22Let's rock and roll.
07:25Why didn't I get this idea?
07:26Sir,
07:27you don't have to go today.
07:33Let's go.
07:39Let's go.
08:09Sir.
08:10Sit, sit. Sit down.
08:13Well done, Jasmine.
08:15Well done.
08:17If it wasn't for you,
08:18our business wouldn't have started.
08:21No, sir. It's not like that.
08:22It's all because of you.
08:23Your thoughts, your philosophy,
08:25they're so different.
08:26They're out of this world.
08:27Really.
08:32Anyway, keep up the good work, okay?
08:35I'll see you.
08:40Sir.
08:44Jasmine.
08:45Yes, sir.
08:46Why didn't you go home yet?
08:47Sir, actually,
08:48I was formulating the client list for tomorrow.
08:50It took time.
08:51You guys leave.
08:52I'll finish my work and leave.
08:54Jasmine,
08:55I have to lock the office.
08:56Okay,
08:57give me the key.
08:58I'll lock it.
08:59In any case,
09:00I'll come before you two tomorrow.
09:01Right?
09:02Sure.
09:03Chill, David.
09:04Give it to me.
09:05It's okay, David.
09:06Give it.
09:08Here you go.
09:09You can lock it, okay?
09:11Good night.
09:13By the way,
09:14good job.
09:15Well done.
09:21David.
09:22Yes, sir.
09:23I'm so happy
09:24that Jasmine has joined our office.
09:26You know, she's very intelligent.
09:28She's a smart girl.
09:29I think she'll bring a lot of clients, you know.
09:33David.
09:35Yes, sir.
09:36I think I left my phone at the office.
09:38Turn the car around, okay?
09:39Okay.
09:56What the...
10:02Sir, it's me.
10:03It's me.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:05I'm sorry.
10:06I can explain.
10:07I'll tell you everything.
10:15I'm so sorry.
10:17You could have told me earlier.
10:19I don't have a house.
10:23My live-in boyfriend
10:24threw me out of the house.
10:26Why didn't you tell me earlier?
10:27He threw me out.
10:28Sir, please.
10:30I'll work very hard.
10:32I promise.
10:33I'll work hard
10:34and pay my salary.
10:35Look, this is the office.
10:36Sir, please.
10:37I don't want to work.
10:38Listen to me.
10:39This is not going to work.
10:40I won't even pay my salary.
10:41Okay, okay.
10:42Relax.
10:43Stop crying.
10:46Take this.
10:48Take this.
10:50Think rationally.
10:51Not emotionally.
10:54So, I'm telling you.
10:55This is temporary.
10:56You'll find a new house from tomorrow, okay?
10:58Yes, I promise.
10:59Tomorrow.
11:00I'll go and find a house
11:01on the first thing tomorrow morning.
11:03Thank you so much.
11:06Thank you so much.
11:07You don't know
11:08how much you've helped me.
11:10I don't know what I would've done
11:11without you.
11:16I promise.
11:17I'll go and find a house
11:18on the first thing in the morning.
11:19Did you hear
11:21any sound?
11:25No.
11:30Okay.
11:31Okay.
11:33I'll leave now, okay?
11:44What happened now?
11:46Sir, the power went off.
11:48I can't see.
11:50It's dark.
11:51You won't be able to see.
11:57Okay, look.
11:58Relax.
11:59If you want,
12:01you can stay
12:02at my house
12:03tonight.
12:04Just
12:06tonight.
12:07Okay?
12:08Thank you, sir.
12:11Pick up your stuff
12:12and come with me.
12:13Okay?
12:14Hurry up.
12:15Come on, fast.
12:26Wow, boss.
12:27What a cool house.
12:29Really.
12:32Are they your parents?
12:33Yeah.
12:35They passed away.
12:39David is my only family member.
12:46I'm sorry.
12:49I'm sure he'll miss you
12:50wherever he is.
12:53And he must be super proud of you.
12:58Because today
12:59was my office's first day.
13:00And technically,
13:01we have clients today.
13:02So, I think
13:03we should celebrate.
13:04A little bit.
13:07I'm in my pyjamas
13:08and you're in such nice clothes.
13:10Okay, let's do one thing.
13:11Both of you go
13:12and wear your pyjamas.
13:13Let's have a pyjama party.
13:15Look,
13:16you don't have a pyjama party.
13:18Why?
13:20But I want to have a pyjama party.
13:23Please.
13:24Please.
13:25Please.
13:26Please.
13:27Okay.
13:28Relax.
13:29David.
13:31Go and wear these pyjamas.
13:35I said, go.
13:36Hurry up.
13:37We're getting late.
13:38You too.
13:39Hurry up.
13:43Come on.
13:44Get up.
13:46Okay?
13:47Now, come with me.
13:48Left, right.
13:56Okay.
14:26Come.
14:41So, boss, tell me.
14:43Do you have
14:44a girlfriend?
14:45You know,
14:46love interest.
14:48I'm sure
14:49you'll drop her
14:50in your relationships.
14:51Right?
14:52No, Jasmine.
14:54I don't have a girlfriend.
14:55The thing is
14:56I don't have time
14:57for love and relationships.
14:59My entire focus
15:00is on business.
15:01So, yeah.
15:02So,
15:03you never had
15:04a girlfriend in your life.
15:08But,
15:09how will you know
15:11how love feels?
15:13Look, I don't want
15:14to try such things.
15:15I'm happy like this.
15:17Never say never, boss.
15:19If you mess with life,
15:21life will mess with you.
15:25See.
15:26See, see.
15:27Shooting star.
15:30Make a wish quickly.
15:31Fast.
15:32Jasmine, what are you doing?
15:34I don't believe in such things.
15:35But, I do.
15:36Try it.
15:38Okay, fine.
15:39I'll wish.
15:56Jasmine,
15:57I think
15:58it's quite late.
15:59We should sleep.
16:01Come, I'll show you
16:02your room.
16:03Cool.
16:25I'll show you
16:26your room.
16:27Cool.
16:28I'll show you
16:29your room.
16:30I'll show you
16:31your room.
16:55She has gone to see the house.
17:00She has gone to see the house.
17:01She has gone to see the house.
17:02She has gone to see the house.
17:03She has gone to see the house.
17:04She has gone to see the house.
17:05She has gone to see the house.
17:06She has gone to see the house.
17:07She has gone to see the house.
17:08She has gone to see the house.
17:09She has gone to see the house.
17:10She has gone to see the house.
17:11She has gone to see the house.
17:12She has gone to see the house.
17:13She has gone to see the house.
17:14She has gone to see the house.
17:15She has gone to see the house.
17:16She has gone to see the house.
17:17She has gone to see the house.
17:18She has gone to see the house.
17:19She has gone to see the house.
17:20She has gone to see the house.
17:21She has gone to see the house.
17:22What dance?
17:39Hi!
17:42You miss?
17:45So mean yaar!
17:46Hi Jasmine!
17:47Hi!
17:48Coffee piyogi?
17:49Yes please!
17:50David!
17:51Please make two cups of coffee.
18:21Please make two cups of coffee.
18:51Please make two cups of coffee.
19:21Please make two cups of coffee.
19:52Please make two cups of coffee.
20:13Debuj, I'll be back after some days.
20:15Please wait for me.
20:17If you get anything, contact me directly.
20:19I'll see you. Bye.
20:23Bye.
20:28Sir.
20:30Client.
20:32Sir, client.
20:40Raj.
20:42DK.
20:45How can I help you?
20:46Yeah.
20:48Actually, my girlfriend left me.
20:50I was so stupid.
20:52First I dumped her.
20:53Now after the breakup, I'm realizing that...
20:58I need her.
21:00Okay. So tell me her name and details.
21:02Yeah.
21:04She works in your office.
21:07She's my client.
21:08Who?
21:09Jasmine.
21:17You'll help me, right?
21:19Of course.
21:20Thanks, man.
21:25Hi, Raj.
21:26I have an idea.
21:28Go to her and...
21:29Sing a song.
21:30You know, she likes music a lot.
21:33The thing is, when we sing,
21:35happy hormones are secreted.
21:37And when happy hormones are secreted,
21:39maybe she'll like it too.
21:41I know.
21:42I love you.
21:43What I love you?
21:44Where was your I love you?
21:45Get out. Go.
21:46Leave.
21:48Take this and leave.
22:12I love you.
22:20Raj, listen to me.
22:22Go to her gym.
22:23Do a workout.
22:24And after the workout, hug her with sweat.
22:26Okay?
22:27Okay.
22:29Let's go.
22:30Okay.
22:37Take money from them.
22:39And get the client fired.
22:41Look,
22:42advance cash is here.
22:43We'll have to get it done.
22:44Raj, listen to me.
22:46I'll handle everything.
22:47Don't worry.
22:48Just give me some time.
22:50Okay?
22:51Okay, man.
22:52Rich.
22:53I want rich.
23:11Rich.
23:15Jasmine.
23:18If you don't mind,
23:20I wanted to ask you something.
23:25Yes, sir.
23:28Will you have coffee?
23:32Coffee?
23:35No, thanks.
23:37I wanted to ask you something.
23:40Not this, actually.
23:43I wanted to ask you something else.
23:47Actually,
23:48I've been observing Raj since a few days.
23:52He's working so hard to impress you.
23:56So?
23:57So,
23:58I thought
24:00you should give him a chance.
24:06Sir.
24:07No.
24:08I've moved on.
24:09And anyway,
24:10he's not my type.
24:13Look, Jasmine.
24:14You know,
24:15see things rationally.
24:17People change
24:18the way he does.
24:20He's trying so hard
24:21to correct his mistakes.
24:23Not everyone is like that.
24:25I definitely feel
24:26you should give him a chance.
24:29You know,
24:30do one thing.
24:31Go on a date with him.
24:32Listen to him.
24:33What is he trying to say?
24:34Who knows,
24:35things might get better than before.
24:37Okay?
24:38I'm trying, right?
24:41Okay, Jasmine?
24:44Okay, Jasmine?
24:47Jasmine, I'm talking to you.
24:48I get it.
24:52You want me to go on a date with him, right?
24:54I'll go.
24:58Good girl.
25:08Good girl.
25:33Dammit.
25:34Yes, sir?
25:35I don't know why
25:36my heart is beating so fast.
25:37You might get a heart attack.
25:38Let's go see a doctor.
25:39No, no.
25:40It's not a disease.
25:41Then what is it?
25:43I don't know what's wrong with me.
25:45My heart beats so fast.
25:48I keep smiling for no reason.
25:50I keep singing here and there.
25:51What's happening to me?
25:53You know,
25:54ever since I sent Raj and Jasmine on a date,
25:57I feel like my heart
25:58has shifted to my stomach.
26:00Something's wrong, David.
26:01Something's wrong.
26:03Nothing's wrong.
26:05It's Jasmine.
26:08What?
26:09Yes.
26:10You're in love with Jasmine, sir.
26:13Sir,
26:14the one who didn't fall in love,
26:15me,
26:16can see all the signs.
26:18But you're the only one who's blind.
26:21You're not blind.
26:23In fact, you don't want to understand.
26:25No, David.
26:26Jasmine is my employee.
26:28This is wrong.
26:30So what?
26:31Break your rule.
26:33Otherwise, once your heart breaks,
26:35you'll never be able to fix it, sir.
26:38Can I talk to her?
26:39Of course.
26:41Why?
26:42She's gone to meet Raj.
26:45If she says yes by mistake,
26:46it's game over for you.
26:48Do you know where she is?
26:49Yes, I know everything.
26:50Okay.
26:51You take me to her.
26:52Wait.
26:53Wait.
26:54What happened?
26:55Are you going to wear office clothes?
26:57You're going to propose to a girl.
27:00Wait, I'll get some clean clothes.
27:02And yes,
27:03call Jasmine by then.
27:05Okay.
27:15David, she's disconnecting her phone again and again.
27:17What should I do?
27:18Go and talk to her.
27:19Directly.
27:23Go.
27:24Yes, Chairman.
27:25If it's about the girl,
27:26Raj will take her.
27:28And don't come to me crying.
27:29Go.
27:30Go now.
27:36Jasmine, please.
27:38Look, I...
27:39I'm saying that
27:40don't patch up with Raj again.
27:43He's an idiot.
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