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  • 9/7/2024
KAPAL SHARMA-comedy show-best comdey show
kapal sharma show with naseem viki

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00:00I'll have to sell my aunt for a discount of 50%.
00:03Stop thinking about your aunt's marriage.
00:06Haven't you heard?
00:07No one buys an old bungalow. No one pays for it.
00:09In fact, you have to pay for the one that falls down.
00:13You talk about bungalows like a toilet.
00:20Who kept the shoes in the fridge?
00:22I did.
00:23It was stinking outside, so I put them in the fridge.
00:27Open the top one. Your underwear is in there.
00:31Are you out of your mind?
00:33Where's the ice?
00:34It's in the neighbour's fridge.
00:38Leave the servants at home. This is what they do.
00:40Sir, I don't feel like working anymore.
00:42Why not?
00:43I think I'm old enough to get married.
00:45I'll slap you with tea.
00:47You'll slap me with tea? This house makes great tea.
00:51Look at this.
00:54Tandonpal.
00:55Why don't you feel like working?
00:57You know what? I start liking your aunt after 9 p.m.
01:03Any woman starts liking you after having two pegs.
01:06My brother, the guitarist, was telling me yesterday.
01:11He said, I like your aunt after having a beer.
01:14I said, you're talking about a beer.
01:16You start liking my aunt after having half a beer.
01:20And anyway, why would anyone marry a servant?
01:25These girls make their husbands their servants.
01:29Why can't they marry a servant?
01:37Girls need a doggy to kiss in today's world.
01:39A doggy that is loyal and doesn't bark.
01:42This is my loyalty.
01:43Otherwise, I would've become your uncle
01:45the moment your aunt offered me.
01:51Anyway, I'm like a dog in this house.
01:54Even you don't love me.
01:56Fine. I'll feed you milk from tomorrow.
01:59Nonsense.
02:02I'll get you married.
02:03You'll get me married?
02:03What kind of girl do you want? Tell me. I'll get you married.
02:05Not too much of a girl.
02:07I want a girl who is like Mallika Aishwarya Rao.
02:13He's talking about getting an AC installed in an auto rickshaw.
02:16How is that possible?
02:17Poor people don't have the right to love.
02:18They do, but with a poor girl.
02:19And I don't know any poor girl.
02:21Get me married to a rich girl.
02:22I'll get you married on an auto rickshaw.
02:26On an auto rickshaw?
02:27You know what? I'm single because of you.
02:29I'm not getting married yet.
02:30Otherwise, Mr. Gupta's maid keeps flirting with me.
02:33Ever since she found out that even poor people are smart
02:35she stopped looking at me, Mr. Sidhu.
02:40Which Gupta's maid?
02:41I've never seen her.
02:43Isn't she the one who wears a brown sari?
02:47She has a long hair and a loose bang.
02:50No, no, no. She's Mr. Saxena's maid.
02:54I told you, I've never seen her.
02:56How is she?
03:00That one?
03:03She has big eyes.
03:06What are you saying?
03:06She has long hair.
03:10She has a loose bang.
03:12She has fair cheeks.
03:14What are you saying?
03:15She's the mother of two kids.
03:16To hell with you.
03:18She has big eyes.
03:21You want to marry the mother of two kids?
03:23I know that you won't let me go on a honeymoon after marriage.
03:26That's why I said, bring the kids.
03:31You're a servant.
03:32You'll get married.
03:33Where will you keep your wife?
03:35At least, I won't keep her here.
03:37I'll keep her with my friend.
03:40Brother, listen to me carefully.
03:43One of my friends bought a new car.
03:45He didn't have a parking space.
03:47He parked it in his friend's garage.
03:49He went to get it after three days.
03:50The car had driven 2000 kilometers.

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