KAPAL SHARMA- comedy show-best comedy show

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00:00Hello, brother.

00:01Hello, how are you?

00:02How are you? Hello, sister.

00:03I am very happy to meet you.

00:04It's good that you are here.

00:05I am making a film.

00:06This is our neighbour, Mr. Chiku.

00:08He makes a very good film.

00:09The wedding procession of children, happy birthday.

00:12Last week, there was a little problem.

00:14The poor guy got arrested.

00:15He was making a movie about someone's honeymoon.

00:18Do you talk like this about a producer?

00:20Which producer?

00:20Can't you see?

00:21Is he a producer? What are you wearing on your face?

00:23This?

00:24He doesn't even know what fashion is.

00:27He doesn't even know what fashion is.

00:31This is a powder from Dubai.

00:33Applying this makes your skin glow.

00:35Glow.

00:36Glow?

00:38Your face is coming out in an overflow.

00:40It glows.

00:41He is roaming around with flour on his face.

00:42This is flour.

00:43Someone has smeared it on your face.

00:44Actually, he doesn't even eat flour.

00:46He eats chata. Cauliflower chata.

00:48Potato chata.

00:49Where are you eating from?

00:50Listen to me.

00:50When a producer and an actor are talking..

00:53..a film critic shouldn't interrupt.

00:56Cheeku.

00:58You didn't even clean the toilet.

01:01You are standing here and talking nonsense.

01:04Uncle.

01:05Have you gone mad? Can't you see?

01:06I am talking to Mr. Arshad.

01:08Mr. Arshad is here.

01:09Yes.

01:10Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

01:12I said, move back.

01:14Hello, Mr. Arshad.

01:16Hello, Ms. Maria. How do you do?

01:18Myself to uncle.

01:20Mr. Arshad, listen.

01:21You make so many films.

01:23Give me a role in one of them.

01:25One or two scenes will do.

01:27Wait.

01:28One or two scenes.

01:29I want you in the entire film.

01:30One or two scenes.

01:31Ms. Maria, he has cheated me a lot.

01:34He has signed me in the film.

01:36After that, he kept a wedding sequence.

01:38And took real nuptial rounds with me.

01:45Look, don't fight here.

01:46Our guests are here. Go.

01:48Actually, you know what? It's his habit.

01:50She gets angry.

01:50She fights so that I can convince her.

01:52Yes, he doesn't even know how to convince her.

01:55Mr. Sharma, his wife got angry four times.

01:58He convinced her four times.

01:59He had four children.

02:01Learn from him.

02:02You teach him something.

02:04How to convince a wife when she gets angry.

02:07Please teach him.

02:08Show me what you do.

02:09How do I convince her?

02:10What will he convince her?

02:12Come here, Twinkle.

02:12Let him do it.

02:14No.

02:15Mr. Miraj wants..

02:16Yes.

02:16..a rainy season.

02:17Oh, my God.

02:19And both of us..

02:20Yes.

02:21..are drenched.

02:22Oh, my God.

02:25And there's a storm in the river.

02:27Oh.

02:28And the danger has increased.

02:30And you're floating on the stormy waves.

02:39And I'm standing on the shore and watching you.

02:44And there's an announcement.

02:45Don't go ahead. You'll die.

02:46Don't go ahead. You'll die.

02:47Don't go ahead. You'll die.

02:48And the waves took you away.

02:51And I cried a little.

02:52And then I said..

02:53..this was his fate.

02:57Shame on you.

02:58You fool.

02:59And Mr. Sanjeev, teach him.

03:01Teach him how to romance.

03:03How to convince a woman.

03:07I'm very upset with you.

03:10You come here when you're upset.

03:11You don't go there.

03:13Okay.

03:14I'm very upset with you.

03:18Listen.

03:20Did I make a mistake?

03:21Oh, I agreed. I agreed.

03:23I agreed.

03:25I agreed.

03:26Brother, I just wanted to tell you.

03:28You convinced her.

03:32I'm very sorry.

03:33Anyone can convince someone else's wife like this.

03:37It's fun when you convince your own wife.

03:39Yes.

03:40So, have you ever convinced your wife like this?

03:43Or is it the same with you?

03:45No, it's not like that.

03:46It's the opposite in our family.

03:46In our family, she says..

03:47..listen, and I say..

03:48..I agreed. I agreed.

03:49I agreed. I agreed.

03:50Oh, so sweet.

03:51Come inside.

03:52Why?

03:53Hey!

03:54Don't you want to massage my feet?

03:55Don't you want to massage my feet?

03:56Okay, come soon.

03:58Come on.

03:58Idiot.

03:59Come on.

04:06Did you see how scared she was?

04:08She couldn't breathe.

04:10She asks me to give her a broom.

04:11I say, I'll give you a broom.

04:12I'll give you a broom.

04:13I've removed the net, not the broom.

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