KAPAL SHARMA-comedy show-best comdey show

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KAPAL SHARMA-comedy show-best comdey show  kapal sharma show with naseem viki

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00:00I'll have to sell my aunt for a discount of 50%.

00:03Stop thinking about your aunt's marriage.

00:06Haven't you heard?

00:07No one buys an old bungalow. No one pays for it.

00:09In fact, you have to pay for the one that falls down.

00:13You talk about bungalows like a toilet.

00:20Who kept the shoes in the fridge?

00:22I did.

00:23It was stinking outside, so I put them in the fridge.

00:27Open the top one. Your underwear is in there.

00:31Are you out of your mind?

00:33Where's the ice?

00:34It's in the neighbour's fridge.

00:38Leave the servants at home. This is what they do.

00:40Sir, I don't feel like working anymore.

00:42Why not?

00:43I think I'm old enough to get married.

00:45I'll slap you with tea.

00:47You'll slap me with tea? This house makes great tea.

00:51Look at this.

00:54Tandonpal.

00:55Why don't you feel like working?

00:57You know what? I start liking your aunt after 9 p.m.

01:03Any woman starts liking you after having two pegs.

01:06My brother, the guitarist, was telling me yesterday.

01:11He said, I like your aunt after having a beer.

01:14I said, you're talking about a beer.

01:16You start liking my aunt after having half a beer.

01:20And anyway, why would anyone marry a servant?

01:25These girls make their husbands their servants.

01:29Why can't they marry a servant?

01:37Girls need a doggy to kiss in today's world.

01:39A doggy that is loyal and doesn't bark.

01:42This is my loyalty.

01:43Otherwise, I would've become your uncle

01:45the moment your aunt offered me.

01:51Anyway, I'm like a dog in this house.

01:54Even you don't love me.

01:56Fine. I'll feed you milk from tomorrow.

01:59Nonsense.

02:02I'll get you married.

02:03You'll get me married?

02:03What kind of girl do you want? Tell me. I'll get you married.

02:05Not too much of a girl.

02:07I want a girl who is like Mallika Aishwarya Rao.

02:13He's talking about getting an AC installed in an auto rickshaw.

02:16How is that possible?

02:17Poor people don't have the right to love.

02:18They do, but with a poor girl.

02:19And I don't know any poor girl.

02:21Get me married to a rich girl.

02:22I'll get you married on an auto rickshaw.

02:26On an auto rickshaw?

02:27You know what? I'm single because of you.

02:29I'm not getting married yet.

02:30Otherwise, Mr. Gupta's maid keeps flirting with me.

02:33Ever since she found out that even poor people are smart

02:35she stopped looking at me, Mr. Sidhu.

02:40Which Gupta's maid?

02:41I've never seen her.

02:43Isn't she the one who wears a brown sari?

02:47She has a long hair and a loose bang.

02:50No, no, no. She's Mr. Saxena's maid.

02:54I told you, I've never seen her.

02:56How is she?

03:00That one?

03:03She has big eyes.

03:06What are you saying?

03:06She has long hair.

03:10She has a loose bang.

03:12She has fair cheeks.

03:14What are you saying?

03:15She's the mother of two kids.

03:16To hell with you.

03:18She has big eyes.

03:21You want to marry the mother of two kids?

03:23I know that you won't let me go on a honeymoon after marriage.

03:26That's why I said, bring the kids.

03:31You're a servant.

03:32You'll get married.

03:33Where will you keep your wife?

03:35At least, I won't keep her here.

03:37I'll keep her with my friend.

03:40Brother, listen to me carefully.

03:43One of my friends bought a new car.

03:45He didn't have a parking space.

03:47He parked it in his friend's garage.

03:49He went to get it after three days.

03:50The car had driven 2000 kilometers.

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