00:00 [Explosion]
00:02 He was one of these developer guys.
00:04 He wanted to put a golf course, of all things, on top of the nature preserve.
00:07 We said, "No way, pal."
00:09 This guy wanted to put a golf course.
00:11 Hold on, let me get my hands around that.
00:13 Okay, there you go.
00:15 The Italian heritage of Chicago's southwestern suburbs is intertwined with colorful mafia characters
00:20 such as Joey "The Clown" Lombardo and Tony "Big Tuna" Accardo.
00:25 For everyone following along at home, this is the point of the show when Joey and I step into character
00:31 and kill the lawn in some overdone, ridiculous way for your entertainment at home.
00:36 There he is.
00:39 So in proper Cook County fashion, the mob is taking out this lawn.
00:45 [Music]
00:56 We gotta go do that thing in Orland?
00:58 Uh, no, we got a slight change of plans, actually.
01:01 Okay.
01:02 We gotta put somebody in a hole.
01:04 Oh, jeez.
01:05 That's right next to the Forest Preserve, too, so there's no eyes.
01:08 My cousin's plumber gave me the address to it.
01:10 You know, he's trustworthy.
01:12 If no one's gonna look down there, we could put a body in the lawn.
01:15 No problem.
01:16 You know, even if they say it's a clean hit, it's still a little filthy dirty.
01:20 This is a nice view up here.
01:22 Now, this isn't my normal work car.
01:23 You grab his feet, I'll grab the head.
01:25 Okay.
01:26 Gotta put somebody in a hole.
01:28 He was one of these developer guys.
01:30 He wanted to put a golf course, of all things, on top of the nature preserve.
01:33 We said, "No way, pal."
01:35 I can't believe this guy wanted to put a golf course.
01:38 Hold on, let me get my hands around that.
01:40 There you go.
01:42 That kind of sealed the fate, I guess.
01:44 You know, and then things happen.
01:46 Just set him gently down.
01:49 We gotta wait for the fog machine to recharge.
01:51 I think I'm hitting a gas line here.
01:57 We gotta dig somewhere else.
01:59 Oh, they got another kind of cable in here.
02:04 Let's do one more hole.
02:05 We'll do it over here.
02:07 Burying a body.
02:08 You don't want all this turf killing, trial and error.
02:11 But we came away focused on our mission.
02:14 We're gonna kill your lawn.
02:16 We're gonna bury it in the ground, and we're gonna replace it with native plants.
02:19 Tonight!
02:20 These guys ain't listening.
02:21 I don't think they're listening.
02:22 They took our bones, they're not even listening.
02:23 In case there was any doubt.
02:26 We didn't really kill anybody, and, you know, have to bury them in someone's front yard.
02:30 People see these nice viewers, and they know there's a guy who takes quality care of his people.
02:36 This is showing him the floor condition.
02:38 condition.
02:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:41 [EXPLOSION]
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