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28/01/2024

Papa Schultz - Épisode 09 (VF)

Retrouver la série TV américaine Papa Schultz (Hogan's Heroes) avec le colonel Hogan et (les sergents américains Kinchloe et Carter, le caporal anglais Newkirk et le caporal français LeBeau)

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00:00Here we go!

00:30...

01:00Hey! Hi friend!

01:02Hello Sir !

01:04Jeb Winslow, Captain of the 49th Fighter Squadron. I'm American.

01:08Well, I would never have guessed that.

01:11Corporal Lebeau, from Stalag 13.

01:12You are locked in this horrible prison camp.

01:14Too cooped up? We've received the Resistance's message. Headed down to Düsseldorf?

01:18A small, insignificant hunter who made a hole in the tank.

01:21Well, I had every intention of doing so. I was in the bomber's wing.

01:25I was going to slide underneath to try.

01:28Tell me, Captain, does your story have to be long?

01:31Because Colonel Hogan must be getting impatient.

01:33Ah, yes. Then let's go.

01:36Hey little guy, come on ahead.

01:38Wow! Having to hide among prisoners when you want to escape is amazing.

01:48Ah, you should see him there.

01:50Oh! Say! You're not a foreigner, are you?

01:54Absolutely not, sir. I'm French.

02:08Hello, Colonel.

02:12Did you manage to get that through the tunnel?

02:15Did I arrive by plane or on horseback?

02:16Oh, I have lucky clothes when I fly.

02:19Well, if the Indians get involved too, I'll be in your uniform.

02:22Come on, come this way.

02:24Oh, excuse me.

02:27You're the first Texan I've ever met outside of the movies.

02:31It's a shock, believe it.

02:34Hey, Captain, how many did you get?

02:36Oh, nine approved, plus three, not very sure.

02:38He must be sent back quickly so they can finish the war on their own.

02:42Hey, Colonel, when can I join my squadron?

02:45Quickly, by the time we contact the submarine in the North Sea, it won't be very long.

02:49Oh, we have a submarine waiting?

02:50Yes, we will arrange a meeting and then pick you up the next day.

02:53Ah, not this time.

02:54Because I have a little problem, I can't get in touch.

02:56I have no reception, no transmission.

02:58Will it take a long time to repair?

02:59There is no question of repairing without new parts.

03:01Okay, no problem, make me a list.

03:02It's done, eh, there you go.

03:05No, you have to find gold coins in the middle of Germany, with war all around.

03:09Yes, we have a contact in town, an employee of a local hotel, that helps us a lot.

03:12Well, I need a volunteer to go to town to the dentist.

03:17Well then, not all at once.

03:20I'm sorry, I can only accept one volunteer.

03:22Listen, I...

03:23Thank you Newkirk.

03:24Oh no, no, no, I was thinking of Carter.

03:26Oh, that's nice, thank you very much.

03:27Nurse, yes.

03:29Open your mouth wide, come on, come on, come on.

03:31Open wide.

03:32Everyone will come out.

03:33Cotton.

03:35There, I have a rage inside, and it's an order.

03:37No, that's not to say, I'm furious.

03:40I told you that...

03:42Herr Colonel, here you go.

03:44We'll finish the mail later, Frau O'Lein, thank you.

03:48Understood, Herr Colonel.

03:48You're very kind of you to say, Frau O'Lein, it's a real pleasure.

03:55Schultz, Colonel.

03:56There's an eye, Herr Colonel.

03:58So, Colonel, still a rage inside, eh?

04:01You're the one who's so delicate about these men's jaws this past year.

04:04It must be because of the siure in the bread, Colonel.

04:06But finally, if you want to give us white bread, we would be...

04:09Who told you that we put siure in our prisoners' bread?

04:12The little bird who told me.

04:13So tell the little bird that if he talks too much, he'll end up on the Russian front.

04:17But I didn't say anything at all, Colonel, nothing at all.

04:20Silence!

04:22Does it hurt?

04:24Oh la la, yes, blow.

04:24Let him talk, he's big enough.

04:26No, no, no, I'm riveting.

04:28Very explicit, right?

04:29And first of all, who told you it comes from a tooth?

04:31Open your mouth.

04:33Ah, ah, I see, it's stuffed with cotton.

04:35It's to keep the tooth warm, that's how we have to do it.

04:38But of course, I know that.

04:39Would you question my mental faculties?

04:42We refuse to answer the substance, and I have no reason to doubt it, no.

04:45Schultz!

04:46So, if I give you permission to go to town,

04:50What guarantee do I have that you won't try to escape?

04:52Colonel, you have my word.

04:54And his?

04:55I heard!

04:57Okay, I authorize the exit.

05:00But, Schultz, you're going to accompany him to the dentist.

05:03and you will come back here directly without making any detour to me.

05:06Got it?

05:06To work, Colonel!

05:08And I command you to stay by his side as long as necessary,

05:11even in front of the intervention.

05:13It's that...

05:14Dentists might have to perform an extraction.

05:17And then?

05:17Just the smell of blood makes me hear it.

05:20You idiot!

05:22So what did you come to do in the army of the Third Reich?

05:25In my opinion, he was entered on weight.

05:31Oh no!

05:33No, the orders are formal.

05:34We go to the dentists and then we go home.

05:37Oh, Sergeant, we're not going to deny ourselves a little schnapps.

05:39before going to the dentist.

05:41No, it would be a human.

05:42Let's see what we're worth!

05:44I'll wash you, go on.

05:45Would you like a good beer?

05:48A beer!

05:50I confess?

05:50I'll have a little whiskey.

05:52Don't worry.

05:54All right.

05:55Hey, bigettes, that's all.

05:58Oh, what a great beer for my friend, the sergeant.

06:01Whiskey for me, thanks.

06:03Okay.

06:05And the best, it does.

06:09Spare part.

06:12As soon as possible.

06:15And there you have it, work!

06:18It is best to do the service often.

06:19You can feel the alcohol in these beers.

06:37Ah, you can feel the alcohol in this beer.

06:41See, it's not too good for a liver man like you.

06:45Oh, that's nice, my son.

06:49No, come on, he's too old.

06:51I'm sorry, I smell funerge.

06:53But don't scare me like that.

06:56Pro-suit.

06:58Pro-suit.

06:59Hey, excuse me, my leaders,

07:08be sure that the last trains leave for all alone.

07:12In 24 days.

07:13Oh, I'm all set in that case.

07:20Castle, gold well, I must recognize them,

07:22but green gold, all the same, on the other hand.

07:29Thank you.

07:36You give me a little help now.

07:38Let's go, Sergeant.

07:39We have to go, the colonel will be waiting for us.

07:42But to quench the tents, I will wait for you here.

07:44But it's already done, that's it, look, it's fixed.

07:46It's settled, come on, stand up, stand up.

07:48So, send another one to Clink.

07:51That Clink is a handsome pig.

07:54It's loaded, huh.

07:56I'll have to roll it back to camp.

07:59And it's party time for the classes.

08:04Girls are beautiful in the penicopause.

08:07Here is the poiton that is being made.

08:10The birds are singing and the sun is shining.

08:13Clink, clink, to the girl, she's beautiful.

08:16Well, it's Sloth.

08:17You see who it is, open quickly.

08:19Hi, Hans.

08:20We were at the time when he turned to have a good laugh.

08:23Clink.

08:24If I were you, I would say to myself.

08:26Ah, Colonel, Clink.

08:28That's a beautiful pig, that one.

08:30No, don't say that.

08:31This will surely get you into some very serious trouble.

08:33If he heard you, you would be on the Russian front before tomorrow morning.

08:41Sergeant Schultz.

08:42Ouch, ouch, the Russian front is for today.

08:45Hello, beautiful pig.

08:46No, I meant, there's a nice, colonel air, my pig.

08:52No, I mean, no, I don't want to say anything.

08:55What's going on?

08:56No, you don't want that, Colonel.

08:57Excuse me, I thought it was one of my men.

08:59But apparently, you're the one with the problems, Colonel.

09:02So, he looks seriously sick, Colonel.

09:04Beware of fumes.

09:05Yes, thank you.

09:06Sergeant, will you stand up?

09:10I ask permission to sit on the floor or to drain, if necessary.

09:17You must have known how to take the prisoner to the dentist for seven hours.

09:21It cost you seven hours to fix a career tooth.

09:24It was a big molar.

09:26Silence !

09:27It was a prisoner who should have brought you back to the camp, what a shame.

09:30In any case, Newkirk is fine, fortunately.

09:32Nothing at all, but he drank in my place.

09:33It will be a new home, Colonel.

09:36Oh, I know, Sergeant, I know.

09:38You will also be on call during the night and outside.

09:42Walking feels good, especially if it's very cold.

09:45But it will only be temporary.

09:46Oh, thank you, Colonel.

09:49By the time the sergeant who will replace you arrives from his headquarters.

09:53Immediately after, we will be happy to transfer you quickly and permanently

09:57in a unit where discipline reigns.

10:01So.

10:03That's it, Choude.

10:08If you want to collapse, you can go ahead.

10:10Come on.

10:11So, you are here.

10:12Ah, Choude!

10:14The poor old man really looks like he's suffering in his corner.

10:24It looked like a zeppelin whose gas was beginning to escape.

10:27I managed to talk to him just now.

10:29And he told me that his feet were hurting and jumping to mush.

10:33Colonel, do you think Clink is really going to transfer him?

10:36I hope not, we had enough trouble training him.

10:38And then, who will be appreciated like him, the Strudels?

10:41That's true, that's it.

10:48Colonel, Sergeant Krebs, reporting between two major districts, General.

10:54Answer between missions, Sergeant.

10:56You asked a question, Carter? Here's your answer.

11:00He looks more like a German Shepherd.

11:03He reminds me of one of our Marine sergeants.

11:06It's the same.

11:07Go test the waters, Carter, but be careful.

11:10It won't take long.

11:13You won't have too much trouble here, Sergeant.

11:15No one has managed to escape from your schtalac.

11:17Hello, Colonel. How are you this morning?

11:19Stop!

11:20It's a way to get interested in the commander of your schtalac.

11:25How are you this morning?

11:26If I had said tonight...

11:27Let's get to the cartafon!

11:29Without turning your head!

11:31Hi !

11:33Carter, this is your new room manager.

11:35I am delighted.

11:36Without turning your head, Carter, and I advise you to obey without batting an eyelid.

11:39Otherwise, it will be the fridge.

11:41Yes, Colonel.

11:44Sergeant, that's great. Let's go visit.

11:52Three days before you can send a message is a very long time, Dupont.

11:55I know, but there's nothing we can do about it.

11:57Come on, it's okay, close the entrance.

11:59The worst thing isn't the radio, in the end.

12:01The sergeant who replaces Schultz is a bulldog.

12:03If we lose the big guy and inherit this guy, the whole operation is in jeopardy.

12:06We might have a chance, if he likes strudels.

12:09Do you realize it took six months to train Schultz?

12:11He is so well trained that his character is no longer evident.

12:13It's true.

12:14Hey, someone's coming!

12:15Attention, in place.

12:18Ah, that's good!

12:19I stayed outside in the cold for eight hours.

12:24Well, sit down, it will do you good.

12:25Yes, yes, sit down. It's the feet, especially.

12:28Oh, but the worst part is, I only have two.

12:30I think I'm going to sit around for the rest of my life.

12:32Alas, tomorrow it starts all over again.

12:34Grit your teeth, Sergeant!

12:35Handsome, do me a favor.

12:36Lend me your foot powder, the one from the Red Cross.

12:39I'll bring this to you, sir.

12:40What I still can't understand,

12:43It's just that I suddenly got so drunk with just one stone.

12:47You should not drink on an empty stomach.

12:49Have you seen a bit of the arrangement?

12:51So, we have to keep our spirits up.

12:52After all, you can be given a quiet position.

12:54For that, you would surprise me, I would already be on the Eastern Front.

12:57Or if you are transferred right next to your house,

12:59You'll see your wife a little more often, yes.

13:01Yes, then I have to say that the Russian front would be even better.

13:04and was very, very heavy.

13:08Hey, anyone have a cigarette for a friend?

13:11Yeah, here, grab this.

13:13He does ?

13:14Yes, you have to go there.

13:21Well, I'll come back later, huh, bye.

13:23No, no, one second.

13:24Who is this big cake?

13:27Can we know?

13:29Captain Winslow.

13:31Good evening, sir.

13:32I am delighted.

13:34Well, to you, from Orzaine to all.

13:36Come on !

13:36Stay calm.

13:37Oh, Sergeant, have some in your coffee.

13:39But I'm not asking you anything.

13:40And the foot powder.

13:42No, no, then, Winslow, I've never seen.

13:44That's the name there on the records.

13:45I know, Sergeant.

13:46He's just passing through, that's all.

13:48Ah, a spy, huh?

13:49In uniform.

13:50So he's a military man, huh?

13:52It makes sense, yes.

13:53It is said that a device was lowered yesterday over all weather.

13:57Actually, would that be it?

13:58I ran out of gas.

14:00I was about to start my first slide.

14:01So, I stop.

14:02A little, the timing is bad.

14:04Well, I might have my chance.

14:06And what does that mean?

14:07That means if I tell the colonel everything,

14:10he will probably cancel the transfer request.

14:12Well done, Schultz, well done.

14:13Yes, yes, we don't know if our feet are in good condition, I know,

14:15but the brain, it still works.

14:17Schultz, when the colonel knows exactly what happened

14:20in the stalag when you were in charge of guarding,

14:22I'm sure your brain will be very useful.

14:25Especially in court martial.

14:27Stop confusing me.

14:28Take a big risk, Schultz.

14:30I don't know how to try everything, I'll never succeed in becoming smart.

14:34But I'm a military man, so let's go, Schultz,

14:36we can still make arrangements.

14:37Come on, let's make a deal together.

14:38You didn't notice anything unusual and the colonel is tearing up the report.

14:41Yes, and how will you do it?

14:42We will find a solution.

14:43But yes, but Kling, he has already signed the request,

14:46I saw him do it, Corporal Langenstein hit.

14:48Yes, but she hasn't sent it yet.

14:50But when do you know?

14:54No.

14:56Schultz, Heinrich.

14:58Brad, Sergeant.

14:59Michelon, three.

15:01You found a radio.

15:03It is prohibited for use on...

15:05Shh, I wouldn't have told you anything.

15:06It's only out of sympathy.

15:08This is a great way to ingratiate yourself with the colonel.

15:11Where is this radio?

15:16GOOD.

15:18A little bit artisanal.

15:19That's better.

15:20The prisoner who did this is in serious danger.

15:22You need electric batteries.

15:24It's very ingenious.

15:25Colonel Kling will decorate you, Sergeant.

15:27I will remember it.

15:34I'm sure of that.

15:36Oh yeah, sorry.

15:37My compliments, Sergeant Krebs, this is a superb result.

15:41So, her colonel, at your orders.

15:43An investigation will be conducted to identify the clandestine manufacturer.

15:46It's an amateur job, it seems.

15:49It's still amazing to see the treasures of ingenuity that a prisoner finds.

15:52when it's Césaire.

15:54This is genius.

16:04Genius.

16:05You're going to go there in genius.

16:13Hey, can you hear me?

16:15Hey, Hogan, are you there?

16:17Can you hear me?

16:20Hey, Hogan, can you hear me down there?

16:23This is Kinch.

16:24Can you hear me?

16:25I'm above.

16:26Can you hear me downstairs?

16:28If you can hear me, the tunnel is still too high.

16:31Hey, Hogan!

16:34Can you hear me?

16:35Oh, Hogan!

16:41Is it true that you heard something?

16:43Yes, Herr Colonel.

16:44The man had passed by and was speaking.

16:46That's incredible.

16:47Simply amazing.

16:48Look.

16:50We can still see the drasse who left his hands in the earth.

16:53Ah, ha!

16:54This time we will get to the bottom of one of the things.

17:01Confirmation.

17:01Meet at point 12 in 48 hours.

17:04The sheriff will be able to return to the fight.

17:06And how are we going to get him out?

17:07But he will go through the tunnel.

17:08But how are we going to manage with Sergeants Krebs patrolling day and night?

17:11Well, how are we going to do that?

17:13We noticed that he comes every evening to hang around under our windows to listen to what we say.

17:16Yes?

17:17Well, tonight he's going to learn some very interesting things about our escape plan.

17:20Hey, hey, you know what Hogan told me?

17:30No, tell me, it's for tomorrow evening.

17:32Tomorrow night, where?

17:34Right here.

17:35Tomorrow we're leaving this shack.

17:36You're sure about that, right?

17:37Tomorrow evening.

17:38Hey guys, what are you talking about?

17:41Shh!

17:41It's going to happen tomorrow night.

17:43Tomorrow night?

17:44Yeah, that's true.

17:45Tomorrow night?

17:46And where do we start from?

17:47From here, yes.

17:48So, get out of here.

17:49So, tomorrow night.

17:50Shh!

17:51Shh!

17:58Good morning.

17:59Oh, hi, Sergeant.

18:01Hey, I apologize again for the radio incident.

18:04My friends always tend to make fun of me.

18:06Oh, it's nothing.

18:07Besides, I think we might be able to fix this.

18:10With a tip or two.

18:12Oh, how so?

18:13I heard about something that I believe might happen this evening.

18:17Are you aware?

18:19You're talking about escape?

18:20Maybe so.

18:22And you come like that, asking your innocent little questions.

18:25Just because I got a radio, I should tell you what's going to happen.

18:29I will go and betray my friends.

18:30No, I am not honored and I will not tell you anything.

18:33Keep your frame.

18:34Ah, you're funny.

18:35Uh, oh, but after all, in case I don't see you again for a long time,

18:39It was a pleasure to meet you.

18:43Hey, they're here.

18:53Okay, so now, be careful, especially not to be clumsy.

18:55We are focused and I hope everyone knows what they have to do.

18:57Oh yeah, the captain goes down the tunnel and as soon as the alarm is raised, he goes out into the woods.

19:01That's it.

19:01But you have to be sure that Crêpes will be busy.

19:04Carter and the handsome, you stay as long as you can.

19:07We'll go out the window.

19:08Ah, I feel like I'm going to see England again.

19:10Yes, but if you come back down, don't come back to us.

19:14He ate half my rations for ten months.

19:16We have no idea how good we are.

19:17Hey, hey, watch out, here it is.

19:19Come on, come on, in the hole, Sheriff.

19:21Ah, I'm going back to the stable to take care of my horse.

19:25Over to you right away.

19:26I'm going to show you something that was called a lot in weddings, bridal parties and bankers.

19:31I have a card.

19:32Good evening, gentlemen.

19:33Put it back in the package and don't forget what it is.

19:35I'm going to leave you very calm tonight.

19:37And I find it for you all at once.

19:38Here, this is the one.

19:39That's great, that's my card.

19:41That's it, that's my card.

19:42The art of the tile.

19:43Oh, he's such a strong guy.

19:44Oh, excuse me.

19:47Ah, I'm just missing one, I think.

19:49Ah, there you go.

19:50Ah, that's great.

19:52But still, he was behind her back.

19:53I'll give you another tour.

19:56I'll hold you there, hold you there, hold you there.

19:57Here, take one at random.

19:59You choose the one you want.

20:00Come on, come on, at random.

20:01That one.

20:02At the slightest difficulty, you pick it up, you look at it and then you put it back in.

20:06I put it back.

20:06Remember well and now you fight.

20:08Go ahead, fight.

20:09Attention, let me reflect the map.

20:18In my opinion, there is something wrong, right?

20:20Oh, of course, in all card tricks there is always a trick.

20:22What are you doing?

20:23Wouldn't that be the one?

20:29Ah, that's it.

20:30You guessed it, it's this one.

20:32Hey, I guess right every time.

20:40Do it again, do it again and see.

20:42Enough, go on, Louis, I have to beat them first.

20:44The sleeves, there.

20:45Stop!

20:49Look out, Schultz, it's us.

20:52What the hell is this doing at this hour?

20:54Well, we're making a break for it, sorry.

20:56And you're going to stop us.

20:57And that's me?

20:58Yes, and Colonel Kling will rescind your transfer and you will be decorated.

21:01That's it, yes.

21:01Come on, Schultz, call the dogs, call the guards.

21:03No, no, no, no.

21:04With my luck, it might still explode.

21:06All right.

21:07That's not true.

21:07We're trying to help a friend.

21:09Call the guards, no.

21:11Shrimp!

21:11No, but you're this lightning, I don't want to.

21:13Everyone will turn you down.

21:15Come on, silence!

21:17Go ahead, Schultz, go ahead, Schultz.

21:33Go ahead, Schultz.

21:35Go ahead, go ahead.

21:39Go ahead, go ahead.

21:40Be careful, we don't get used to it here.

21:43Go ahead, go ahead.

21:44Ah, well, go ahead, there you go.

21:45Ah, it's about time.

21:46Keep the dogs in check, especially.

21:47Yes, yes, well, it is.

21:51What's all this commotion?

21:53We were ready to escape, that bastard Schultz stopped.

21:55Yes, Herr Colonel, it's true, Schultz allows himself to be arrested.

21:58Without him, we would go home.

22:00Oh, cosson!

22:01Yes, yes, we will never stay until he is sent elsewhere.

22:05Herr Colonel, Herr Colonel, the men have escaped.

22:09These latest revelations, Sergeant, are, I must say, of the greatest interest.

22:13So, good luck, Captain, and hello to Texas.

22:17Yes, after the war.

22:19Yahoo!

22:20You were a little late, Sergeant.

22:25It's just that I had information about an escape from a barracks that I was watching.

22:29That was a diversion. Meanwhile, the others were escaping.

22:32I'm not used to it yet.

22:33But without the brains of Schultz, these men would have left.

22:36You're not cut out for this job.

22:37You will return to headquarters, General.

22:39Crawled!

22:41Schultz, you will resume your duties this evening.

22:43I'm happy to forget about your transfer.

22:46There's stealing, Colonel.

22:47It's a shame, a scandal.

22:48This is a man being a monster.

22:49It's barely even human.

22:50Yes, a monster with eyes placed in the back.

22:52He probably has eyes on the side too.

22:54Stop!

22:55Know, my eyes, that you offer music for my ears.

22:58It's thanks to soldiers like him

23:00that we will keep the reputation of Stalag 13.

23:02Schultz, the colonel, is confined for the moment

23:05to cough up the fridge right away.

23:07There's stealing, Colonel.

23:14Well done, Schultz. Congratulations, it worked.

23:16You no longer have to fear mutation.

23:19That's true, yes.

23:21So, on the way, at the slightest gesture, I will not have quotes.

23:26In the end, we shouldn't have talked about his eyes.

23:28No recognition, these people.

23:30But, I don't know, I don't know.

23:32That's right, there, the sonar opinion.

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