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Papa Schultz - Épisode 02 (VF)
Retrouver la série tv américaine Papa Schultz (Hogan's Heroes) avec le colonel Hogan et (les sergents américains Kinchloe et Carter, le caporal anglais Newkirk et le caporal français LeBeau).
Retrouver la série tv américaine Papa Schultz (Hogan's Heroes) avec le colonel Hogan et (les sergents américains Kinchloe et Carter, le caporal anglais Newkirk et le caporal français LeBeau).
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00:00Here we go
00:30...
01:00The fries just got some
01:08No, it's okay, he'll be okay.
01:11There is a drop-off point about three hours from here.
01:14It's in the woods, Colonel.
01:15Okay, let's go.
01:16Oh, cease fire!
01:33Come in the house!
01:34And raise your hands!
01:36My caterpillar!
01:37Oh dear, he speaks German like a Spanish cow
01:39Well, it's better to do as he says, eh?
01:41Come on, come here quickly.
01:42Keep your hands up!
01:44Okay, move more!
01:46So, who are you?
01:47Only one at a time!
01:48We're the life insurance company, you can put your gun away, buddy.
01:51Oh, look, he's a general, so, well, hey, is my general?
01:57Robert Hogan
01:58Eh ?
02:00Ah, Richard
02:00But it's tiny, look
02:02Well, I don't find it that small.
02:04Isn't that my general?
02:05A little bit close, it's okay, here it's not great for landing
02:07Which unit are you from?
02:09We deal with sabotage and intelligence gathering.
02:11We are in a prisoner of war camp about 5 km from here.
02:13No kidding, are you serious?
02:16Ha ha ha, prisoners of war
02:17Yes, and we will hide you there.
02:18Baker, handsome, are you in charge of the parachute?
02:21Yes, my colonel.
02:21Carter?
02:23Carter?
02:24General Combule
02:25Uh, yes, yes, my...
02:26If you are well, sir, my dear
02:28Okay, son, I'm following you.
02:29Oh, I've seen little generals before, but to this extent?
02:33Yeah, not legal, we put it back in the water
02:35Oh, I've seen little generals before.
02:36I am
03:05Ah! Ah, it's very beautiful, Wilhelm!
03:16Ah, what emotion!
03:17Thank you, Major Karine!
03:19Who was going, air colonel?
03:21Not that Anini wouldn't have done better.
03:24Air Colonel, may I applaud?
03:27Yes of course !
03:28SO !
03:29Ha, ha, ha!
03:33Pauline?
03:34Thank you.
03:35Hercules, eh?
03:36Thank you very much.
03:39Thank you, Schultz!
03:42Ah, I think you play wonderfully, dear Wilhelm.
03:46Ah, ha, ha!
03:47We play wonderfully, in fact,
03:49because next to you, my heart is itself a Stradivarius.
03:53And with that, what a great help!
03:55Yes, I think so.
03:58Ah, oh!
03:59Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
04:02We have no basics or anything.
04:04A soldier, dangerously living his life.
04:05Ask Schultz to clean it for you.
04:07You are absolutely right.
04:09I'll ask you to excuse me for a minute.
04:11I put on something a little more comfortable.
04:33It wasn't too long.
04:34One last idea.
04:36If we refused a little mosquito...
04:38It would be with choice, but it is already late.
04:42But it's never too late for love, my dear.
04:45Next time I'll remember.
04:52Ah, Schultz, I forgot my gloves.
04:54You're welcome to get them for me, if you like.
04:55So, how was it?
05:07It's the clink version of the Chinese water drop torture.
05:12Interesting things?
05:14I found some plans.
05:15He had to clear the watchtowers of the barbed wire perimeter.
05:17He wants to take them 50 meters into the woods.
05:19When ?
05:20They have to work right now.
05:21That's not true.
05:22Plus, we have a general to take out.
05:24If he moves the Mirador, he will certainly block the exit of our tunnel.
05:28Well done, Karine.
05:29We'll call you back at the next concert, we promise.
05:32No, thank you.
05:37Bittre, Fraulein.
05:38All right.
05:39We were so used to seeing the towers where they were.
05:44Ah ah!
05:45That's kind of why I'm going to clear them out.
05:47To foil any escape plans you may have.
05:49No, Colonel, the challenge will just be a little tougher, that's all.
05:52Hogan, if I brought you here these rubbed beards,
05:54know that I don't care about your opinion.
05:56You should still think about it.
05:57I have other things to do.
05:59I have much bigger problems.
06:01General Burkhalder is due to come here for an inspection.
06:04He brings to Zeur, Frau Linkmeier.
06:07The Abominable Snow Woman, again?
06:09Jose, where does this remarkable vagina that I exert on women come from?
06:13Why do they want me?
06:15Why, Hogan?
06:16Well, just an idea.
06:18Maybe it's your intelligence, your charm, your authority, your sense of humor.
06:22It could be, but I doubt it.
06:25We were able to, Hogan.
06:32I hope they don't hug me.
06:34You have to be brave and...
06:35Welcome.
06:48Good day, Link.
06:50Welcome, Frau Linkmeier.
06:52Nice to see you again.
06:53Thank you.
06:54I would like to introduce you to my fiancé, Mayor Wolfgang Karp.
06:59Colonel Wilhelm Kling, commanding here.
07:01Mother Colonel, Mayor Karp, Gertrude's fiancés, you have my fiancés.
07:06I meant to say, but that...
07:08In a rage.
07:19In a rage.
07:24So, what do you think of the torturers, Kling?
07:28There is nothing more beautiful than being in love.
07:31This is a delicate situation for you, Colonel.
07:34From what Gertrude told me, you were very... close.
07:38Oh! That's life, you can't have them all.
07:41I'm sure Kling will recover very, very quickly.
07:44I want to say that it is a huge relief.
07:48And... injury, a huge injury.
07:51Thank you, Philem.
07:53We will announce our engagement in a day or two.
07:55Okay, Wolfgang? All right.
07:57You know, General Borkhalter, I just had what I consider an excellent idea.
08:04That's hard to believe.
08:05If you allow me, I will organize a small engagement party for our lovers.
08:10Kling, fabelarft.
08:12Yes, that's very kind, Colonel.
08:14Oh, you don't have anything, there's everything.
08:15Yes, it is something, especially if it is taken from the sins of the camp.
08:19We accept, Albert.
08:22My pleasure.
08:23Yes.
08:24So we're going to have the visitors' area decorated.
08:28One of our prisoners is an excellent leader.
08:30So, okay, it's settled.
08:32Gertrude, I would have liked to discuss the important things with Kling.
08:36You should bring Wolfgang and Louis Ferwer on a tour of Stalag.
08:40Ya, ya, ya, ya.
08:45Kling.
08:46I think Wolfgang has many, many people.
08:55He is like a me.
08:56That's it, she finally found a man.
08:59I believe.
08:59He looks quite charming.
09:01It's not exactly the officer's song with which I have much in common.
09:05But you're going to have a lot in common.
09:07Oh yes?
09:08The Wolfgang Klapp jersey will define your new assistant.
09:12He will become me.
09:13General, you are not being serious.
09:17Of course I do.
09:19Actually, it was Gertrude who came up with this idea.
09:25What? Your deputy, a Bosch?
09:27Yes, a Bosch.
09:29Hogan.
09:30Sorry, my words went beyond my thoughts.
09:31It could happen to me.
09:32You can give us a way to fix this.
09:34This idea was Frau Linkmeyer's.
09:36Oh well, then don't fight it, you're sure to lose.
09:39I have to take care of organizing the engagement party as well.
09:41Hogan, could you help me?
09:45But it seems perfectly natural to me.
09:46We've been enemies for so long.
09:48Thank you, Hogan.
09:49I am really touched by your attitude.
09:54Don't stand at attention.
09:55I'm just passing through.
09:59It was even worth specifying.
10:01I'm going out, General.
10:01If I had known that one day I would hide from the enemy.
10:09What's the situation, Hogan?
10:10We should be able to get you out in a few days, General.
10:13In a few days?
10:14This is not going well.
10:15It's yes.
10:16I have my men waiting for me at the base right now.
10:18This is war, there is no time to waste.
10:20Our clink has a new deputy.
10:22So we have to wait a little while for the surveillance to relax.
10:25I'm old enough to make her loosen up on her own, the surveillance.
10:28I'll go underneath.
10:28Well, open up, damn it!
10:34Excuse me, General, you've got the wrong bed.
10:40He's going to let me go, that one, yes.
10:42I'm pretty tall, aren't I?
10:44Hogan, I'm going out.
10:46And when I say something, I stick to it.
10:49Yes, General.
10:58She is the most charming, my friends, Fräulein Richter.
11:10Colonel Hogan commanding the prisoners.
11:12Mother?
11:12You are made of charmers.
11:15I wanted to brag.
11:16That's your type.
11:17Yes, oh, excuse me.
11:18Jules is drowning in the pocket.
11:22In your opinion, are we likely to be treated to a violin concerto?
11:25When you join the Resistance, you know that torture is a risk you have to take.
11:29Colonel Hogan?
11:30Ah, look, here are the little fiancés.
11:32I think it's time I introduced the new deputy to you.
11:34This is Colonel Hogan, the one in command of the prisoners.
11:37Major, my congratulations.
11:39Oh yes, thank you.
11:40Do you know Fräulein Richter?
11:43Yes, we had that pleasure.
11:45Wolfgang, could you take care of Fräulein?
11:48I need to speak to Colonel Hogan.
11:50Yes, Gertrude.
11:51Keep busy, but keep it reasonable, okay, Wolfgang?
11:54All right.
11:57Hogan, I have a question for you.
11:59Is Klink concerned about Wolfgang becoming his deputy?
12:03He's learning Russian, anyway.
12:05It's not impossible that Wolfgang will take Klink's job very soon.
12:09When do you think?
12:10Oh, I'll decide.
12:12Klink is worried about his plan to move the emirador.
12:16Yes, and why is he worried?
12:18He's afraid that an officer as smart as Wolfgang might discover that this is an extremely expensive project.
12:23Oh yeah, I had no idea.
12:25And let him tell the general.
12:26Yes.
12:27Albert hates one thing: the Luftlag depositing money.
12:30Yes, but I think Wolfgang shouldn't tell your brother about it.
12:33Yes.
12:33But it would be so good for Wolfgang and his career.
12:37It wouldn't be fair to Klink.
12:39Oh, of course, I'm farting.
12:42Moving the emirador would not be necessary.
12:45Oh, but there was never a successful escape, Australac XIII.
12:48I know that. Klink told me again, and again, and again, and again.
12:54So the position of emirador has absolutely nothing to do with it.
12:59I think I understand.
13:01Your attention, please, ladies and gentlemen.
13:04I think.
13:05My dearest friends,
13:07Let me now introduce you to one of the greatest military minds of the Third Reich.
13:13Our friend to all, General Burkhalter.
13:16Thank you, Colonel.
13:22I am delighted to be here with you this evening, ladies and gentlemen.
13:26But I don't intend to make a speech.
13:29What a sweet young woman to dance.
13:31But I have the honor to announce the engagement of my sister Gertrude Linkmeyer
13:37with the best Wolfgang Karp.
13:41We are all very touched by your wishes for happiness.
13:43And I know in advance that your wishes will bring us happiness.
13:47Okay, Wolfgang.
13:49All right.
13:53They put them back in place.
13:54It worked, Colonel.
13:56And a burden to us, dear old Gertrude.
13:59Baker, the London contact, arranges a meeting at any time for them to pick up their general.
14:03Count on me.
14:04Yeah, Pluto will be the best.
14:05He is ready to court-martial us all.
14:07Carter and Legault will get him out tonight through the emergency tunnel.
14:10They'll pick it up over there.
14:11Yeah.
14:12If the weather isn't too bad, they might send a plane to empty the seat for me.
14:15That's it.
14:15And if it rains, I'll bring it to London wearing it to my studies.
14:19Come on, all the worlds, red, red, red, red.
14:22What's going on, Schultz?
14:23A very bad news announcement from Colonel de Huitzik.
14:25About what?
14:26I don't know anything.
14:27I don't know anything.
14:28I don't know anything.
14:28And Colonel, the prisoners are all present.
14:33Thank you, Schultz.
14:35Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make to you.
14:37After consultation with the new deputy, Karp jersey,
14:42I decided not to move the watchtowers.
14:45Yeah !
14:46It's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there.
14:48Quiet in itself, closer monitoring is necessary.
14:52So I made another decision.
14:55So, after consultation with the jersey,
14:58Karp and others,
15:02we will place a guard
15:04in each barracks of Stalag 13,
15:0724 hours a day.
15:08That's disgusting.
15:10Colonel, this is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
15:12on prisoners of war.
15:14Yet the Geneva Convention says nothing about this,
15:16but thanks for pointing it out to me.
15:20The new system will start today,
15:23at exactly 4 p.m.,
15:25with the changing of the guard.
15:27That's all.
15:27This is completely illegal.
15:31They were absolutely embarrassing.
15:34Yes, I find it a little.
15:35Well, okay.
15:36You will file your complaints at the complaints office.
15:41And if we move the general,
15:43isn't that a good idea?
15:44The guard will start his shift at 4:00,
15:46which condemns all tunnels.
15:47He'll find himself all alone.
15:48That leaves us two hours.
15:49The beautiful, you need food and water in the tunnel
15:51for two or three days.
15:52Yes, and what do I say to the general?
15:53As soon as we can, we'll get him out.
15:55But he is capable of killing me!
15:56Listen, if he doesn't like it here,
15:58he can always try to find another prison camp.
16:00And why don't you tell yourself?
16:02Because I'm a colonel!
16:04And I'm scared.
16:06If we are constantly monitored,
16:07So we find ourselves unemployed?
16:09Colonel, the art judge was nice, you said.
16:11It was Frau Linkmeier who came up with the idea.
16:13Obviously, she's the one who wants to run this camp.
16:15Well, we won't be bored if that's the case.
16:18The only way to get rid of her,
16:19It is first of all to destroy Wolfgang.
16:21We get rid of him, we get rid of her.
16:24It's not nice, he's innocent.
16:25So, you too?
16:27Well, almost.
16:30No, no, moron, it's not soup,
16:31It's stew, are you blind?
16:32I swear, I don't believe it's a delay.
16:34Oh yes, I would like it, I would like it alone.
16:36Yeah, go ahead.
16:36Well, that's enough, thank you.
16:37A little more, Newkirk?
16:38No, that'll do, I've done some.
16:39Hmm, that's good.
16:40How many times have I told you how beautiful it is?
16:48that affected German Shepherds should never be fed.
16:52Why is it now
16:53Are you against our system, Colonel?
16:54Because it doesn't make sense and it's degrading.
16:57You are prisoners of war.
16:59Yes, I noticed that too.
17:01I still believe the emir had to be moved.
17:03Wolfgang and Gondre, and I am too.
17:05I'm still the commander here.
17:07And General Burkhalter is also against this idea.
17:10He never told me about it.
17:12He will do it.
17:13As soon as Frau Linkmeyer tells him what to say.
17:18The flight, Marshal.
17:19Sorry.
17:20Say, you're not easy to ride them.
17:23Hogan!
17:28Hello, Frau Leinrichter?
17:31I'll put you through to the colonel.
17:36Hello, Karine.
17:37She's your friend from Wonderland.
17:39Yes, we're going to need you.
17:41Yeah, listen, remember that jerk you talked to at the front desk?
17:46No, no, not Kling.
17:47The other jerk.
17:49Yes, that's the one.
17:51Well, here's what you're going to do.
17:52Pâté, fillet of sole with almonds, roast chicken with green beans and for dessert, wild strawberries with crème fraîche.
18:02This chenet tea is going to be excellent, excellent.
18:04THANKS.
18:05Bring me some wine.
18:08No, champagne.
18:09And there you have it, right away.
18:11Hello, that's good.
18:13Come and see.
18:17Frau Leinrichter, what a pleasant surprise, please come in.
18:21Wolfgang, I'm so happy to have you in front of me.
18:25You know, the colonels and Kling aren't here.
18:28It's you I want to see.
18:30No, it's true.
18:32Yes.
18:32Is something wrong, Frau Leinrichter?
18:34Nothing is going well.
18:35Last night I couldn't sleep a wink.
18:37Oh, that's unfortunate.
18:39Wolfgang, I think I'm in love with you.
18:45In love with me?
18:46Yes.
18:47Oh yes?
18:49Oh yes?
18:51Uh, well, uh...
18:52So, Sergeant, I don't need you anymore today.
18:57It's a real one, yes.
19:02And you don't feel anything for me?
19:04You are a very educating woman.
19:07Well, that's something, at least.
19:09But I am engaged to Frau Leinrichter, but elsewhere.
19:12Do you like it?
19:13No, but I hated the Russian franc.
19:16There's no reason we can't be friends.
19:20But very, very discreetly, of course.
19:23I don't care about the rest as long as you're in front of me.
19:29There will be two of us to unchain him.
19:31Yes I know.
19:34And my Wolfgang says that escape attempts end up being extremely costly.
19:38Your Wolfgang has become a real expert.
19:40Want to save money?
19:42I suggest we organize our escapes.
19:44This way, we avoid any intermediaries.
19:46Very.
19:50I'm done reporting, Colonel.
19:53Chul, I have assigned you to Mayor K.
19:55I was there, Colonel, until Frau Leinrichter arrived.
19:58So the mayor told me he didn't need me anymore today.
20:02What ?
20:03But then, they are both alone, if I understand correctly.
20:05We'll find out right away.
20:08Just a second, wait.
20:09I'm pretty sure it's completely innocent.
20:11Oh, a full thousand of the caterpillar, two people with a bottle of jambal,
20:15It had absolutely nothing to do with them.
20:18But she's my girlfriend.
20:19This is my fiancé.
20:20Excuse me, Colonel, but I give up.
20:22First he orders lunch for one, then he orders for two,
20:25and finally, he tells me that I can leave before I have managed to serve dessert.
20:29I'm willing to believe that Frau Leinrichter is superb, but cooking is cooking.
20:34Totally boring, huh?
20:39Ah, if I had met you sooner.
20:44Nya.
20:45What a tribute.
20:46If only you had a brother higher up than Calder.
20:50Wolfgang, I have to go now.
20:54Give me my coat, please.
20:55Oh, why?
20:57Don't give a damn that you had to be disgraced.
20:59Ah, yes, yes, you're right, it's true.
21:13So, my dear, I give you the right home.
21:17Oh, well, we can see that you're asking for a review.
21:20I am said to be in bastion.
21:22Every minute seems to hurt me.
21:25Oh, you are so pretty, Karine.
21:26Oh, you're in my lip-shoot.
21:28Oh, you're in my lip-shoot.
21:29Bottom line, what were you doing?
21:31Karine.
21:32Ah, Philheim.
21:33Ah, you're in.
21:35Karine.
21:35You have to have lipstick on your cheeks.
21:39Is it ready?
21:39What is your bullover?
21:40Yes, so it's very difficult to remove, too.
21:42How did you drink?
21:43How dare you?
21:45But dare to do what?
21:47Albert, where are you, Albert?
21:50Gertrude, then, Gertrude, I beg you quickly, listen.
21:53Albert!
21:55The miserable Zaligo, he will end up chicolo.
21:58Yes, and Burkhalter will make sure he's in the 3:10 to Stalingrad.
22:02It's terrible.
22:03I never would have believed Karine capable of this.
22:04But it doesn't matter, Colonel, she's not the only one.
22:07Next time, find a more mature, less fickle, calmer one.
22:10That's hard to find.
22:12Yes.
22:13Uh, well, why not Frau Linkmeyer?
22:16I could screw you over for that.
22:17Oh yes, under what accusation?
22:20Now we will see our German visits.
22:29Colonel, please excuse me.
22:32The Resistance has given news.
22:33A plane took the General away at 11 p.m.
22:36Well, well, he must be in London now.
22:38Yet another one of the Prussians will not have.
22:41Athena, I think what she needs is some consolation, Klingk.
22:45Yes, I understand.
22:47Yes, and you are the man who can help him during this difficult time.
22:51Me? I never decide to get carried away, man.
22:54I've got you a nice little stable reserved, just for lightning, at the Haushoff, tonight.
22:59Be nice to her.
23:01She has respect for you.
23:02And I was the dead one.
23:12So, don't you think it's a little early to start drinking?
23:15I absolutely want to have the gondola in order tonight.
23:18Is that why you walk on cognac?
23:20You'll soon have double.
23:21I don't care.
23:22You don't care.
23:23Do you want to spend the evening with two Frau Linkmeyers?
23:26I don't care.
23:27It's time.
23:28I apologize.
23:35It's time.
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