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02:27Alright.
02:30Were you describing me?
02:31What?
02:32Were you describing me?
02:33No!
02:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
02:38Oh, by the way, I got a hat on, I look like Dick Van Dyke's ugly brother.
02:44I may be gay, I'm not sure.
02:50Alright, well I snuck into my girlfriend's apartment,
02:53waiting for her and her sister to come back home from work, it's about 5.30 now.
02:57So once they get back here, I'm going to be wearing this mask,
03:01and I'm going to be carrying their TV and their laptop in my hand,
03:05acting like I'm robbing the place.
03:23Ahhhhhh!
03:41It's only me.
03:44Ahhh!
03:46Ahhh!
03:49Alright, thank you.
03:51Ah!
03:52Oh my God! He's been killed!
03:55Oh my God! Are you okay?
03:59Call 911! Call 911!
04:02Alright, thank you.
04:05Oh, God!
04:12Alright, thank you.
04:17Hello?
04:19Hello?
04:21Hello?
04:24Eddie!
04:29What are you doing?
04:32Alright, thank you.
04:35Are you serious?
04:37Eddie, wake up!
04:40Alright, thank you.
04:45Sir, are you alright, sir?
04:46Yeah, I'm good. What happened?
04:48I don't know. You just passed out and you moved.
04:50Do you want me to call somebody for you?
04:51No.
04:57What's going on?
04:58I don't know.
04:59No, I have to go home.
05:00No, you can't drive, sir!
05:01No, no, no, no!
05:02No, I have to go, please!
05:03You can't drive!
05:04No, no! He can't take me alive!
05:18Come on!
05:39Come on!
05:44Just a little harder!
05:49Woo!
05:56I don't know how much longer!
05:57I don't know how much longer!
05:59I can hold on!
06:01Give me your hand!
06:02Give me your hand!
06:03Give me your hand!
06:04Give me your hand!
06:06Woo!
06:07Woo!
06:08Woo!
06:09Woo!
06:10Woo!
06:11Woo!
06:13PCP pump!
06:14Woo!
06:19Peace.
06:20You're a horrible person.
06:22We're in an elevator.
06:23Yeah, this is a contained space. Why would you do that?
06:25Yeah, dude, I'm Mexican, too.
06:28No.
06:29No, I'm not.
06:30No, listen to this.
06:33Did you hear that?
06:35No, I'm not even joking.
06:37Like, all day. It's all day.
06:49All right. All right. All right. Listen.
06:53Yeah.
06:54No, I'm not even joking.
07:19I'm sorry to distract you guys, but I have no idea what this is.
07:30What's up, man?
07:31Oh, Jesus!
07:33You motherfuckers!
07:34Is that your job to ask people?
07:36No, these assholes.
07:38It actually does. Bravo.
07:40Hey, guys.
07:45Oh! Oh, my God!
07:49Oh, my God!
07:52You guys are good.
08:00I'm a real boy.
08:01Oh, my Jesus fucking Christ.
08:03I'm a real boy.
08:04Oh, good God.
08:09Want to start the car?
08:15I can go now?
08:19Hmm?
08:27Tim, 911.
08:30Good?
08:42For real?
08:45Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
08:47You okay? Hey.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:51You okay?
08:52Are you okay?
08:53I think you got electrocuted.
08:54You got electrocuted.
08:56Are you okay?
08:58Hey, relax. Relax.
09:02Yeah.
09:09Good to go?
09:10Yep.
09:13You did not just do that.
09:15Tell me you did not just do that.
09:17Jesus Christ.
09:19What happened?
09:20You touched the fucking things together and shocked you, dude.
09:23Man.
09:24You are lucky to be alive.
09:25Thanks.
09:26Are you serious?
09:27You're in a hidden camera shot.
09:28Hey!
09:29Jesus fucking Christ.
09:34Cute as shit.
09:35All right. Thanks.
09:37That's the only reason I stopped.
09:40All right. Well, I'm waiting for the cue for my buddy to put his baby in the bed.
09:44Once he does, I'm going to sneak into that window and then I'm going to press the play button for the crying noise.
09:55Okay. And once that's done, we should see what happens.
10:15What the fuck?
10:30Mama!
10:31Mama!
10:35Mama!
10:41Mama!
10:42Mama!
10:43All right. Come on back here. This is where I do all my business.
10:48Okay.
10:57Real quick.
10:58Mm-hmm.
10:59I know the ad said a thousand.
11:00Uh-huh.
11:01And it was in perfect condition.
11:02Mm-hmm.
11:03I had spilled a little bit of honey on it when I was making some Rice Krispie treats and I put honey in it and it's really delicious.
11:10So the thing where it opens and closes, it sticks sometimes.
11:13How was your Halloween?
11:14Oh, it was good. How was yours?
11:16It was good. We're just carving our pumpkin. We haven't done it yet.
11:21Okay.
11:24Pumpkin is okay.
11:26Durable computer. That's what you're getting here.
11:28It's in really good condition.
11:30For the most part, we kept it inside.
11:32Did you want some coffee?
11:33No, I'm good.
11:34I mean, I could just run. I'm right in the kitchen. I can get it.
11:36What the fuck, dude?
11:37I'll be honest. I've spilled coffee on it a lot and it still works.
11:40So, you know, I'm not really worried about this.
11:44What the fuck?
11:45Yo, man. Here.
11:46Okay. No, no, no. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. It's hot wax. I don't want you to get burned.
11:49No, no. I've got. No, no, no. Hold on. I got this. We can scrape this off.
11:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:56Scrape it off.
11:57Hey, yeah. You're good. You're good.
11:58No, we got to scrape it off.
11:59I know, but you're scratching the surface of the pumpkin.
12:01Well, yeah, but we don't want to lose the whole computer page here.
12:03I know. I know, but still, like, you already dropped the pumpkin.
12:06Okay.
12:07It's not that scratched. There's, like, five marks on there.
12:10One, two, eight. Eight marks.
12:12Spider.
12:13What the?
12:14Oh, my God.
12:15Just relax.
12:16Okay.
12:17I mean, like, you are. It's going to be fine.
12:20Did I get it?
12:21I don't. Looks like it.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Because you left a big dent in it.
12:25Yeah, but that's worth it.
12:26It's a dent for your life. That was a deadly spider.
12:29Let's not ruin this anymore.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Okay. Let me put it here.
12:33This chair is broken.
12:35I'm not even sure if it works.
12:37All right. It worked.
12:39There's, like, all these chairs are fine, except for the one.
12:42I'm going to hose it off. I'm going to hose it off.
12:44It's dirty. Let me just hose it off. I'm going to hose it off.
12:47If we just kind of hose it down a little bit.
12:49How is that going to?
12:50No, we're just going to get it.
12:52Now, that's good as new.
12:53Okay.
12:54See?
12:55It all goes away with a little water.
12:57You just rub the laptop, put a pumpkin on it,
13:00douse it with water, and caulk and candle wax.
13:04So, like, $5.50.
13:07All right. How about $2.50?
13:09You're going to pay me $250 to take it from you?
13:11No, you give me $2.50.
13:12You get the computer and the pumpkin.
13:14That's out the door.
13:15That's an out-the-door price.
13:16Ready to go.
13:17Laptop, it's fine. Thank you.
13:19I'm going to fire up the grill.
13:20I'm going to cool it.
13:21You're going to dry it off now?
13:23Yeah, in the grill.
13:24You're just going to get a blow dryer and drop it into a fireplace.
13:26Thanks, dude.
13:27Do you have a fireplace?
13:29Yeah.
13:30All right. Well, let's go to your place.
13:32We'll fire that thing up and we'll just throw this right in there.
13:37Now, I thought you were going to catch that.
13:45Thank you to the nice blokes who sent in their pranks to us.
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