"France: rolling countrysides, sprawling vineyards, quaint cafes. France: home to the world's greatest painters, chefs, and anti-semites. The French: cowardly yet opinionated, arrogant yet foul-smelling, anti-Israel, anti-American, and of course, as always, Jew-hating. Paris: the city of whores, dog feces on every corner, and effete men yelling antisemitic remarks at children. The real creme de la creme of world culture [A-holes]. With all that's going on in the world, isn't it about time we got back to hating the French? [Cheers and applause]"

Terrible resolution, but it gets the point across.