Hire Me video

Written and Directed by Josh Mover
Music Produced and Record by Mathew Wronski
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Lyrics:

Dear Hiring Committee
Today I woke up feeling shitty
Just another day with no job
And my folks calling me a slob
So please see my attached cover letter
I think you'll agree I'm the better
Candidate for the position
And yes I'm flexible and I am wishin' to meet with you soon

I really need some money to move out by the end of June
the end of June
i don't wanna be livin' with my parents when I'm thirty
so how about you Hire Me
Hire me?

Hire me
I've got the skills and the finesse
Hire me
I'll show initiative
I know your address
Hire me
I always give 100%
Hire me
Shame if your kids got into an accident

So do what's best for everyone involved
Hire me and all your problems will be solved
check my references
they will all attest
I am the motherf%^&ing best
So Hire me
do it now F&^%$^!

Dear Hiring Committee
it's been six months and it is a pity
no response, no word at all
I know you're busy but at least a call
I'm starting to think that you don't care
and maybe I should go over there
and prove to you what I am worth
maybe put you underneath the earth
so please understand

I wouldn't ever normally dare to make such a firm demand
such a firm demand
but if you don't employ me
my option's really only
necrophiliac sodomy
(that's gross)

So Hire Me
I'll make sure to meet your deadlines
hire me
I think you can read between the lines
hire me
here is my updated CV
Hire me
you'll notice I speak murder fluently

So do what's best for everyone involved
Hire me and all your problems will be solved
check my references
they will all attest
I am the motherf%^&ing best
So Hire me
I can start now
Hire me Hire me
I've got the know-how
Hire me Hire me
I'm gonna contact you
Hire me Hire me
no matter what you do
Hire me Hire me
Hire me Hire me
Hire meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SHOT BY
Noam Kroll and Michael Kerr

EDITED BY
Noam Kroll, Josh Mover and Pedja Milosavljevic

CAST
Josh Mover, Mat Wronski, Stan Simon, Craig Salz, Liz Zigelman, Michael Kerr and the fine people of Toronto