X-Men Born This Way (Acoustic Parody)

It doesn't matter if you love men, or X-M-E-N
Just put your Claws up!
'Cause you were born this way, baby

Professor told me when I was young
I was born with super powers
I slicked my hair and put some spandex on
Ain't no yellow suits like ours
Government thinks that we're a threat
But they don't have the right to say
You can't shoot laser beams out of your head
Though you might have trouble getting laid

I'm a mutant, not gay
I think God made a mistake
But I'm an X-man baby
I was born this way
Just hide yourself in our school
Iceman keeps it so cool
I'm an X-Man baby
I was born this way

In the Blackbird, fly away
Blow your mind just like Jean Grey
Baby I was born this way
Havok's gonna save the day
With his blast of plasma ray
We are the X Men, baby
We were born this way

Raise up your claws like Wolverine
Or let it out with a Banshee scream
red, blue, steel, or hairy chest
scaly pores or diamond breasts
If your super abilities...