A new B-B-C site to rival Facebook But-it's-attracting all kinds of strange looks I'll explain why it sounds completely dodgy Attracting men-over-50 who are rather podgy
The B-B-C think the move is bold Social networking for 6-12-year-olds Has-Mark-Thompson-stopped-being-lucid? This idea is incredibly stupid
The B-B-C is attracting paedos Webchats, forums and selling DVDs Doing-it-all in the name of freedom More grist to the mill of their expanding kingdom
Kids don't *need* the internet They don't need a social life just yet During the week, they should be hitting the books Not using MySpace, Bebo or bloody Facebook
If they do, it's so ea-sy, To bypass security and join for free Just put your age down as 103 And don't fucking waste my licence fee!
This whole idea is such a joke Who'd want to a give a child a poke The childrens' parents you are dissing Mark Thompson, your brain is clearly missing
