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00:00Another day, another great adventure, and...
00:04Who's at me doorstep?
00:06Um, who are you?
00:09Oh, hey, Sprout.
00:10Oh, hi, Dandy.
00:12I'm just the newest, hottest, bestest shopkeeper in town.
00:18Nice to meet you.
00:19Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:21Everybody knows that that is misinformation because I am the best shopkeeper.
00:26I'm Dandy in Dandy's world.
00:29Ria, are you sure?
00:30Bro, can you stop eating for five seconds, please?
00:33We're trying to talk.
00:34But these gumballs are sour that you sold me.
00:36See, see, they're better because I made them.
00:40No, no, no.
00:42No, I marked them.
00:43Shut up.
00:43Sour gumballs.
00:45You should read the label before you buy something, sweetie.
00:49I would like to talk to you outside of the shops, you know, merchant to merchant, shopkeeper to shopkeeper.
00:55Can you know how it is?
00:55No, I'm not leaving my posts here.
00:57Now, if you want to keep soiling the mood with your brightly colored petal, whatever, then you can leave.
01:07I'm so hurt.
01:08How does that sound?
01:09He shouldn't be.
01:10Oh, he's so hurt.
01:11Are you going to start wilting?
01:13No, not yet.
01:14I am not in that season yet.
01:16You disappeared.
01:17Oh, okay.
01:18Sprout, don't tell her that.
01:19You cross your tiny heart.
01:20Pick me up.
01:21Shut up.
01:22You.
01:22How do you feel about Bessie?
01:25Come on, Sprout.
01:26You know, we're best pals.
01:28I only feel like talking to you sometimes.
01:29I don't like to ignore you.
01:31Yeah, then I know.
01:31Ashton's pretty cool, though.
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:33At least you noticed.
01:34Yeah, I see.
01:35How's me doing?
01:36Stop talking.
01:37Let the customers speak, please.
01:40Well, I think Bessie's pretty neat, seeing as she's new and limited time, which means that
01:44I'm more inclined to pay attention to her because what she brings to the table is fresh and unique.
01:49Exactly.
01:50Thank you, Sprout.
01:51You're such a good customer.
01:53Wait a minute.
01:54Hey, thank you.
01:54Are you implying that I'm washed?
01:57Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout.
02:00Then what are you saying?
02:01I wouldn't hold the norm.
02:03I wouldn't go there.
02:05You say new tune, the nice flashy new tune logo?
02:08I do.
02:09That's me, hi.
02:10It's very appealing.
02:12Oh, okay.
02:13And I'm not so appealing.
02:15I mean, look at me.
02:16What?
02:19You don't know when to stop, do you?
02:21You know, some people have breaking points, right?
02:23I mean, not me.
02:24I'm perfect.
02:25But other people might.
02:26They do say that May showers bring April f-
02:30They do say that April showers bring May flowers.
02:35I see.
02:36Did you hear that the first time?
02:37I did.
02:38No, I missed it.
02:39You lose.
02:43So if you want to-
02:44Great, Basti.
02:45That would be tragic.
02:47No, no, no, silence.
02:48Silence, silence, silence.
02:50I have one thing to add to this conversation.
02:51It's I am the all-knowing shopkeeper, Dandy.
02:54So listen up, you silly goose.
02:57Here's what I got to tell you, all right?
02:58What are you hiding behind door-
03:03What are you hiding behind-
03:04What are you hiding behind door A?
03:09Basti, no.
03:10We've got a protein burst.
03:11Door A?
03:12Don't think you're going to run from this.
03:14Door A is my stock.
03:16Door A is for A.
03:17I wouldn't do that if I were you.
03:21I saw it in the Grand War.
03:23That was retaliation.
03:25Get him, Sprout.
03:26Take this one out.
03:27He's kind of going to be my new security around here to keep people like you out of the place.
03:33One of my main characters, you know that, Basti, and I allow you to come to Dandy's world.
03:42That's not how this works.
03:44Nuh-oh.
03:44Well, the last time I checked, it's called Assi's world now.
03:49That's not how it works.
03:51Sprout, you have 10 seconds before I do something I really don't want to.
03:57But you like it this little more, Sprout.
04:00You know it's-
04:01Hello, everyone.
04:04It's me.
04:05I know.
04:05Andy's got a twist again.
04:06I wonder who wants to snitch.
04:08Right in front of my eggs, too.
04:10Oh, Andy.
04:10It's so dearly.
04:11Oh, interesting.
04:12I can't believe we've got you to your breaking point.
04:14Remember when you said, oh, everyone has their breaking point.
04:17It looks like you hit yours first.
04:19This is why I'm so much better than you.
04:22Basti, it's funny that you say that.
04:25But you do realize that I can change between this and my normal self at will?
04:31I mean, wait, did I mean to say that?
04:32Because last time I checked, you don't have that authority.
04:36So why don't you be the good little shopkeeper that you try to be and run back home?
04:42Oh, wait.
04:42You don't have a home to go back to because I am the person who gives you a place to
04:47stay.
04:47So why don't you make yourself useful and get out of here, okay?
04:51Uh, how about this?
04:53I'll run to your shop.
04:55Sprout, you're not the problem right now, okay?
04:57So you better be careful, Mr. Seedling.
05:00Okay?
05:01Yeah, I'm on it.
05:02And it's Mr. Seedley to you.
05:05Seedling!
05:07Seedley!
05:08Yeah, yeah, whatever.
05:09Okay, um...
05:11Are you scared?
05:12What's the matter?
05:13It's nice knowing you and I'll just go back to my shop.
05:16You know, run it.
05:17It's about time.
05:19You did.
05:20Bye.
05:22See you next April.
05:23Oh, wait.
05:24You're limited.
05:25I won't be seeing you.
05:28Sprout?
05:29Egg attack.
05:31Egg, egg.
05:32Oh, Danny's got a force field.
05:34Sprout, are we serious?
05:36You're welcome, Bessie.
05:38But, uh, Danny's got a...
05:39Are you serious?
05:41Are you serious?
05:43Are we serious right now?
05:44Did you literally just try to throw eggs at me?
05:48Uh, perhaps?
05:49What?
05:50Okay, okay, hold on.
05:51You weren't supposed to see that in that image.
05:55You weren't supposed to see that, okay?
05:57That was Sprout.
05:58Don't give me ideas.
05:59No.
05:59I was just taking care of Pebble.
06:02Uh-huh.
06:03Okay, well, whatever you say.
06:05Uh-huh.
06:06Uh-huh.
06:08Okay?
06:09It's a crazy photo, Danny.
06:10Thanks, Sprout.
06:11I didn't know you liked it.
06:12Shut up, Sprout.
06:14I am in capable of doing so, as I do not have a zippity-zippity shirt.
06:19I can watch out of you.
06:21You know that.
06:22Yeah, I know.
06:23You're pretty lethal.
06:24He's got a key, though.
06:25Look at him.
06:26He's just...
06:26Can you stop talking about that, okay?
06:29We get it, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get it, we get
06:33it, okay?
06:34We get it, okay?
06:36It's a show that none of you nor Goinville will forget for a lifetime.
06:39Shut up.
06:40Why do all of you toons make fun of me?
06:43I am the original.
06:45I'm the one who started the Anchor Expe...
06:48Oh, fuck.
06:49Yummy.
06:50Oh, thank goodness.
06:51You're the attention span of a bee.
06:53What are you talking about?
06:54I'm talking about you.
06:57These actually have a great attention span.
06:59They're actually pretty intelligent.
07:00Did you know that?
07:01They actually do a dance when they find flowers to learn all the other bees of this flower.
07:05They can all go there on holiday to make honey.
07:08That's funny, Bassey.
07:09I don't remember asking.
07:11Okay?
07:13So...
07:14Wow.
07:15No, Sprout.
07:16That's not going to do anything, okay?
07:18We've attended this.
07:19We went over this.
07:20You know what?
07:21I don't even want to be twisted anymore.
07:22Just give me a second.
07:23Let me go change.
07:25That's how it works.
07:27Yes!
07:27Okay, that's the truth!
07:29It's the ugly truth!
07:30Okay, just leave me alone!
07:33Oh, that movement I have not even faced.
07:36Real.
07:37All right, Sprout.
07:38Next up, you're going to be a limited tune, and no one will ever be able to acquire you again.
07:43Oh, you can't give me that treatment, daddy.
07:45Come on.
07:45No, I'm gatekeeping you.
07:47No.
07:47No.
07:50And why is that?
07:52Why did you take so long to say that?
07:54Don't say that to Sprout.
07:55Because there's more dramatic.
07:56Don't say that to Sprout.
07:58Okay, you and what army?
07:59Don't say that to Sprout.
08:00Me and the Sproutlings.
08:03What's a Sproutling?
08:04What's a Sproutling?
08:05I don't even know.
08:06The Sproutling is the thing you saw before.
08:09What thing?
08:10What are you talking about?
08:11You're making things up.
08:13Exactly.
08:15What is that?
08:17The Sproutling.
08:18That is not a Sproutling.
08:20That's a made-up concept.
08:21No, it's not.
08:23That's a Sproutling.
08:23Then why do you see it in front of you?
08:24Why do you look like that?
08:28Because I do.
08:29I'm a Sproutling.
08:30I'm like the real Sprout, but not as great as the great Sprout.
08:33That's the real one.
08:34The Sproutlings.
08:34There are many copies of the Sproutlings.
08:37They come as an army.
08:38They're kind of like a cell, if you will.
08:40So they mitosize into multiple Sproutlings.
08:48You're telling me that that Sproutling is going to do world domination?
08:53That's not possible.
08:53Look at that thing.
08:54Look at him.
08:55He's harmless.
08:56He can't even hurt.
08:57It makes you think he's harmless.
08:59Get him, Sproutling.
09:00Tell what you got.
09:01Yeah.
09:02Oh, okay.
09:03Oh, oh, oh.
09:04What the heck?
09:05Little Sproutling.
09:07Yay.
09:07Stop it.
09:08This is how you reward him?
09:09You're not teaching him anything good.
09:13I would do a better job at teaching the Sproutlings.
09:17You've got perfect teachings.
09:19What are you doing?
09:21I haven't shown you my dandelings yet.
09:24What's a dandelings?
09:25No, we're not going there.
09:27We're not going there.
09:28No, no, no, no, no.
09:29Dandelings, dandelings.
09:30No, no, no, no.
09:32What?
09:33What?
09:38It's a dandelings.
09:40Hi.
09:40Yay.
09:41Is that one of the same two?
09:43You guys.
09:44Yes.
09:45Yes, you guys are.
09:46Oh, he's so cute.
09:47What a good little dandelings.
09:49This is false.
09:50They're lying to yourself.
09:52Hi.
09:52Welcome to dandelings world.
09:54What can I get you?
09:54There's another one.
09:55Yes, I do.
09:56Get out of my shop.
09:58I don't want to hear it anymore.
09:59Get out of my shop.
10:05I'm tired of all of you pretending you know what's good for me.
10:10Get out of my shop now.
10:12Dandelings, come out here.
10:13Fine.
10:14Come out here.
10:15Don't look so sad either.
10:19Don't yell at the spell.
10:20Remember, you guys are supposed to get along so that you guys can dominate the world.
10:24No, no, no, no.
10:25No, no, no.
10:25Take this.
10:26Take this.
10:26Take this.
10:27Take this.
10:28Take this.
10:28Take this.
10:28Take this.
10:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:32Okay, stop it.
10:34Okay, come here, dandelings.
10:36Come here.
10:37Oh, oh, wow.
10:38Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
10:40Hold on, hold on.
10:40What?
10:41Did you just say, Spout?
10:43I said, why are you still twisted?
10:46Yeah, because I'm not twisted.
10:47Because I'm ready to dominate the world.
10:48No, no, no.
10:49You need to speak from your heart and use the true version of yourself.
10:52You don't intend to be something you're not.
10:53That's not cool.
10:55Be yourself and be awesome.
10:57It might seem crazy what I'm about to say, but this kind of is my true self.
11:01I'm twisted, sick, and irrational.
11:04That was good.
11:05You laid with hood.
11:06Yeah, it did, Spout.
11:07Why don't we shake on that?
11:09That was good.
11:11You guys' eyeballs are touching.
11:14Why did you mention that?
11:18It's like balloons.
11:22Hey, what do we think about this?
11:24I don't know.
11:24Why don't we work together for once in our life?
11:27Yeah, maybe we should.
11:29Yeah, we've accomplished weird things.
11:30I can't wait.
11:31I think you're right.
11:32You guys are going to smile to my side soon.
11:34This is amazing.
11:35I can see the future.
11:37Me too.
11:38I can see a lot of things.
11:39And one thing I don't see is whatever that is.
11:43Twisted.
11:44Thanks, Spout.
11:45Again, twisted.
11:46Yes.
11:47Good job.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:49Pound it.
11:50Noggin.
11:52Yeah, my eyes.
11:56Alright, no, don't do that.
11:57No, no, don't.
11:58Don't do that.
12:00Oh my god.
12:03I see.
12:04I see things.
12:08Can you see the future?
12:10Yeah.
12:10Can you see the future?
12:12That's good.
12:13That's good.
12:13Oh.
12:14Oh.
12:14Oh.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh.
12:17No, no, no.
12:18No, no.
12:20Spout, no.
12:21You did.
12:22Is it wrong?
12:23No, nothing.
12:23You got a nice haircut.
12:24I really like what you do with your, you know, leaves up there.
12:28Yeah, thanks.
12:29I like your cut, G.
12:30Nice petals.
12:34Okay.
12:35Hey, what?
12:35Why are you both laughing?
12:36It's an egg-ragoon.
12:38I thought you were the food.
12:39Egg-ragoon?
12:40Bro, what's egg-ragoon?
12:42What is that?
12:43What is that?
12:45Look, Sprout, this is where you came from.
12:48An egg?
12:49Yeah, yeah, that's the, your origin story.
12:53I didn't come from an egg.
12:54I didn't come from an egg.
12:56That's your origin story.
12:58Dandy, look.
12:59Dandy, look.
13:00This is where you came from.
13:01A kiwi?
13:02A kiwi?
13:03Yeah.
13:04No.
13:06See?
13:06Spout, look at Sprout.
13:08Let him cook.
13:08Let him cook.
13:10Hey, I'm cooking, am I?
13:11No, there he goes.
13:12Yay.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:16All right, that's it.
13:18We're done here.
13:19Get out.
13:20What are you, great goons?
13:23Tell me to get out.
13:24They're indestructible.
13:28Stop.
13:29You leave.
13:29Go.
13:30I don't want to see that.
13:31Goodbye.
13:34Goodbye.
13:35Welcome, Sprout, to the most amazing shop ever.
13:38You're in Dandy's shop.
13:39What can I get you?
13:39Some tunes?
13:40Some trinkets?
13:40Some skins?
13:42Or maybe some?
13:43I see you here.
13:44I think I'll take a trinket.
13:45Um, hi, Bassy.
13:46Welcome, um, to the most amazing place on Earth.
13:49I mean, is this Earth?
13:50See?
13:51Gardenview.
13:52Well, I don't know, Dandy.
13:53After all the things, why that is extremely incorrect.
13:57Ready?
13:58All right.
13:58First of all, you got these horribly colored pencils on the wall.
14:01I don't know.
14:02Well, you also have a, you know, I don't know really what you're thinking about there.
14:06You have to prepare for all occasions, you know?
14:09And not in front of the customer.
14:11Random.
14:11Please?
14:12Well, I don't frankly care about that, okay?
14:15I really don't care at all.
14:16Oh, I see how it is.
14:19No, no, no, no, no, Sprout, Sprout, Sprout, hands up.
14:23Okay.
14:24I really don't know why you're so in tune here to come to Dandy's wall.
14:29I don't like it.
14:30I frankly don't like it because mine is so much better.
14:32No, it's not.
14:34No way.
14:34No, it's not.
14:35Come here.
14:35Come here.
14:36Fine, fine.
14:36You want to keep saying that?
14:37Look at that sign.
14:39Look at that sign over there.
14:40What is that?
14:40What is that?
14:41That's me, Dandy.
14:43Uh-huh.
14:44I don't see Basie up there.
14:45The world isn't so dandy.
14:47Why are you little?
14:49Okay, fine.
14:50Don't you understand how it is?
14:52Uh-huh.
14:53No, I don't.
14:54Well, I mean, you got slop all over.
14:57Icker!
14:57It's called Icker!
14:58It's not slop, okay?
15:00Icker, well, you should definitely maybe clean it up and learn how to crop it off of it, unlike...
15:07You!
15:11I did these tapes unwind me quickly.
15:14Hey, I gotta put the tape back in the tape.
15:16Hey, let me rerun it.
15:16Hey, are you okay, do it?
15:19Yes, Sprout, I'm okay.
15:21That's how ancient it is.
15:25Okay, guys, you have 10 seconds before I show you something super cool.
15:30And by 10 seconds, I mean something...
15:32No, you have 10 seconds before I show you something cool.
15:36Oh, wow.
15:37That's all you had to do.
15:38Thank you so much.
15:39I really do appreciate that.
15:40You didn't have to do that, Sprout.
15:41You're amazing.
15:42You're a lifesaver.
15:45Wait, so I could probably be your affection?
15:47No.
15:48Wow.
15:48Yeah, what a fair deal.
15:49The shop owner can't be bought by the customer.
15:52That is crazy.
15:55All right.
15:56That's it.
16:00Fine.
16:01Watch this.
16:02You're not going to want to miss this one.
16:04Hello, everyone.
16:05Thank you all so much for making it to the end of the video.
16:08We really do appreciate each and every single thing that you all do.
16:11It means the absolute world to us.
16:13Thank you all so much.
16:15I'm going to be passing it on to my best main tune, Sprout.
16:19And thank you very much, Dandy.
16:21Anyways, thank you so, so much for making it to the video.
16:23We hope you enjoyed.
16:24As always, make sure to like, comment, subscribe, and let us know down below what you'd like
16:28to see from us in the future.
16:29Thank you so much.
16:30We hope you have a great day to see you next time.
16:31But before we go, I got a question for you.
16:33Which of all the Easter red tunes is your favorite?
16:37All right.
16:38Anyways, passing it on to Bessie.
16:39Thank you, Sprout.
16:41Oh, I'm so glad.
16:42Yes, thank you, guys.
16:44I hope you really enjoyed.
16:47Um, let's see.
16:49Just remember, I'm better than Dandy, but don't tell him I said that.
16:53Okay, bye-bye.
16:55I don't know what you just said, but I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear it.
16:58Goodbye, everyone.
16:59Perfect.
17:00Okay, bye.
17:01See you.
17:01Have a good day.
17:03See you.

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