00:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04So, I'm here with my father.
00:06Cuántos años tienes?
00:0671.
00:07That he's not letting him use the restroom in the lobby of a hotel when I'm a guest in this
00:11hotel.
00:12No, you're not a guest, you haven't checked in yet.
00:13I have my IDs right here, and he says that my dad was rude because he has an emergency.
00:18No, you can't scream at me.
00:19My dad needs to speak.
00:21He's 72 years old.
00:22Sorry, I'm canceling this reservation.
00:24What?
00:25I'm not checking you in.
00:27Why?
00:27No, he just raised his voice at me.
00:29O sea, qué tipo de razonamiento?
00:32Yeah, I'm not checking you in.
00:33It doesn't matter if you're going to check me in or not.
00:35You're trespassing now.
00:36How am I trespassing?
00:37Because I told you I canceled your I'm not checking you in.
00:40Okay, but what's your reasoning?
00:42What's your reasoning?
00:43You're being extremely rude to me.
00:44And how about you being rude to me?
00:45I'm not even being rude to you.
00:47Gustavo, listen.
00:48Who pulled out the cameras first?
00:49I pulled out the camera because I couldn't believe this.
00:52No dejó a mi papá usar el baño.
00:53You need to leave, Antonio.
00:55Porque es una emergencia.
00:56Y me dice, yo no te voy a check in
00:58porque dice que nosotros le faltamos respeto
01:00preguntándole si puedo usar el baño aquí.
01:02I'm going to call the cops.
01:04Tú eres una persona joven.
01:05El día que tú te haces a mayor
01:06y tengas un bladder problem
01:07y tú tengas que ir al baño...
01:12You're pushing him to this limit.
01:14You're wasting my battery.
01:16I'm filming this.
01:17What did you say?
01:18You're wasting my battery
01:20from all this filming.
01:21I'm wasting your battery.
01:23Yeah.
01:24You're wasting my battery.
01:24Okay.
01:25Okay, I'm going to leave with that.
01:27¿Sabes qué?
01:27Me voy con esto.
01:28Gracias.
01:28La compasión de los seres humanos hoy en día
01:31aquí en Estados Unidos da miedo.
01:33Finalmente mi papá pudo orinar aquí
01:35donde te puedes comer un buen tempañaki
01:37y al mismo tiempo puedes ir al baño y orinar en paz.
01:40Sí, oriné, oriné.
01:41Gracias a Dios.
01:42Qué lindo.
01:43Un cepillo.
01:45Que está al lado del peor hotel de todos los ángeles.
01:48El Best Western aquí en Woodlands Hill.
01:50Lo que pasa es que voy a estar grabando por aquí.
01:52Yo decía, bueno, músico independiente.
01:54Nosotros tenemos que siempre cuidar el bolsillo.
01:56Nosotros no podemos estar gastando dinero como loco.
01:58Yo quisiera estar en el Mary's,
01:59vacán, chévere, en el Westin.
02:01Podría tomarme ese luxury,
02:03pero tengo que ahorrar el dinero
02:05para los videos musicales que hago y todas esas cosas.
02:07Entonces, este...
02:08Voy al Best Western.
02:09Y tengo un Best Western en la casa que está buenísimo.
02:11Ahí se quedó ahí turbido cuando graba conmigo.
02:12¿Cuál es la dirección?
02:13Ya, ya, ya, ya.
02:14¿Tengo que ir?
02:15Ya, ya.
