00:00They might sue you now.
00:01Speaking of getting sued, I've been playing a dangerous game.
00:05What?
00:06Possibly the most dangerous game.
00:08What's that?
00:09So, as you know, we got an addition on our house.
00:14And I have the blinds been fucking bullshitting, dude.
00:17So, I don't have blinds on the new bathroom.
00:20Blind guys.
00:22Sean, why don't you leave the superstar jokes?
00:24I thought it was guys who can't see.
00:25Jesus Christ, Sean.
00:29Yeah, so I have no blinds on my new bathroom.
00:31And I'm not going to not use my new shower.
00:34So, I turn the lights out at nighttime and shower.
00:36But, dude, they build houses everywhere.
00:39Oh, yeah.
00:39So, every night, I end my night by standing naked in my shower behind a little half wall
00:44and just watching my neighbors across the street.
00:48I've been playing that game.
00:49You're playing a dangerous game?
00:50Dude, these blinds are never down.
00:52I make love on this couch constantly.
00:54Obviously, if I'm hungry, if I'm sitting here, I'm playing Xbox, I go, I'm getting bored
01:02of this game.
01:03Pause.
01:05Then I tug on it by myself for a second.
01:07Because I can't give her a gamer dick.
01:09Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:10Because a gamer dick is much like podcast dick, where it's just, it's in.
01:15Your body's not thinking sex at all.
01:17You're thinking about building the perfect city skyline.
01:19For sure, for sure.
01:21And then I say, she perks up like a dog and comes out and presents herself.
01:31Is she kind of like, is she like bashful?
01:35Does she come out?
01:36And you're like, come in.
01:42And then she tries to, I go, don't get on the couch.
01:45You're not allowed on the couch.
01:48But yes, the blinds are always open for that.
01:50So if someone were to look at, and we don't have blinds in our bedroom.
01:54Really?
01:55For the most part.
01:56I get out of the shower every day with, I mean, today I got back from my sick ass workout.
02:01Not a big deal.
02:02Yeah, you're a f***ing teenist.
02:04Perfect.
02:04Perfect teenist.
02:05My neighbors, who are certainly minorities, must be judging.
02:10They say, there's that big white guy's tiny little penis.
02:15Yeah, they built houses like right, dude, it's insane.
02:19They're just building everywhere.
02:20So like, I have.
02:22But I'm not peering out of it naked.
02:25I'm in the shower.
02:26Do you peer out of it naked with your pipe?
02:28Well, my pipe is, when I get out of the shower, my pipe's out.
02:30My, what do you call it?
02:32My gat.
02:33My gat's fully out.
02:36I step out, my gat's out.
02:37But like, I'm just watching in the window, and it's just like, I'll see people moving
02:42about their apartments, and I'm like, don't fap, dude.
02:45Don't fap.
02:46That's when it becomes a truly criminal act.
02:48When you start masturbating at your neighbors?
02:50Yeah, I'm saying.
02:51That is.
02:52That is.
02:52That is.
