00:00And they land at the Yucatan, basically.
00:02Pull up on like a little coastal village.
00:04And they had a storm, so they had to like scatter the ships.
00:07Cortez was the last one to get there.
00:09So he pulls up on shore.
00:10He's like, yeah, we're at the Yucatan.
00:12Probably somebody else got there first and was like, well, this is my expedition.
00:15One of his captains landed completely right at the village right away.
00:20They stole 40 turkeys.
00:22They were roasting turkeys.
00:24They also unlocked turkeys.
00:26Nobody ever had turkeys.
00:27Never had turkeys.
00:28They literally unlocked turkeys.
00:29Yeah, dude, they were like, what the fuck is this?
00:31They just started, they're throwing down.
00:32They raided the village.
00:33They had already had like female and male prisoners.
00:36They went through and smashed like their fucking, all their like religious knickknacks in the temple.
00:42Just completely wild out.
00:45Cortez gets there.
00:46He goes, what?
00:46You guys are up.
00:48But he didn't want to dress down his, one of his captains.
00:51He's like, again, he's like, I don't want these guys to turn on me.
00:53He'd be like, oh, you're so boring, dude.
00:56We don't do anything.
00:58We have, we've been on a boat for four months, dude.
01:02Obviously we're eating turkeys.
01:03We're eating turkeys and we're taking prisoners.
01:05We're doing everything crazy.
01:06So they just raided the village.
01:08Cortez comes up.
01:08He's like, bro.
01:10He's one of his captains.
01:11He's like, you, you, you can't be doing this.
01:15Give it all back.
