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Inventing The Ultimate Border War Comedy Show

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00:00We got to figure this out.
00:01We got to figure this.
00:02All right.
00:02That adds to our Skank Fest show.
00:03Oh, he's a person.
00:05You and me hit that.
00:06We shake hands.
00:08And then we go, now it's time.
00:11But that's just, you get the Glovers, I get the Sliders.
00:15We have a line.
00:16We cannot cross the border.
00:17Oh, my God.
00:18Yeah, true.
00:18You see, you have to hold the line.
00:20The Sliders are going to destroy the Glovers.
00:21The Sliders have unfair evaders, though.
00:23They have metal gloves and metal knee pads.
00:26Glovers have lights.
00:27Yeah, they can trip you out.
00:28But if you're prone to seizures, forget about it.
00:31And we'll turn the lights out for the Glovers.
00:34Oh, and for the Sparks.
00:35And for the Sparks.
00:36I mean, now you're on my turf.
00:38Lights out, the Sliders are going to go fucking ****.
00:41And I'll give you black lights, too.
00:42Because I want their face painted.
00:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45That's not going to be good for you.
00:47I know.
00:47But for the sake of the show, I don't want to see the Sliders get, you know.
00:51I want to see them in their full capacity.
00:53Black light paint, face paint.
00:55People are going to get too spooked.
00:57I'm about to bring on a couple of parkour guys for the Glovers, just to be fair, physically.
01:02Because if I have guys jumping over sliders, that's going to destroy them.
01:06All right, but then I get grind rails from my boys.
01:07****.
01:08Oh.
01:09To slide, hop over.
01:11So you're not playing fair again.
01:13He brought out **** parkour.
01:15He's brought a whole new group of guys.
01:17Just doing leg grab jumps over a slider, that would piss me off.
01:22You'd see my scowl.
01:23I don't know.
01:23All right.
01:24All right.

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