00:01Meow
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00:15Repeat after me
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00:23A stands for
00:27Amogus
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00:32B stands for
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00:42C stands for
00:44Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth
00:46What?
00:48I'm feeling romantical
00:50Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah
00:55Alright, kid
00:56Don't forget your doctor's appointment later today
00:59You need to get checked after you ate all your dad's paperwork
01:09Anyways, I gotta go to work
01:14Here, give these to dad
01:17He will take you to the doctor
01:25Are you serious right now, bro?
01:34Never adopt no kid from the gas station
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04:21Damn!
04:24Oenghi!
04:25Your leg?
04:27Well...
04:28I guess it could've been worse.
04:42Oh! He needs some milk!
04:45Don't worry.
04:47He's gonna call an ambulance.
04:50No!
04:53Bro, what?
04:54Don't call an ambulance. They cost too much.
04:58When we get to the hospital, I'm probably gonna need to spend my life savings on a surgery.
05:03So I can't afford to spend that much on an ambulance.
05:06Then how are we gonna get you to the hospital fast enough? You are bleeding.
05:13We are gonna call...
05:15A taxi.
05:23Haha, stop touching my feet.
05:26What?
05:27Haha, stop it silly. It's tickling.
05:31I'm not doing anything.
05:33You're so funny. I'm so glad we could meet.
05:37I feel like you're always busy with your taxi videos.
05:41But today...
05:43It's just me and...
05:46Bro.
05:50Hello.
05:52My friend just broke his leg and he is bleeding. We need a taxi quickly.
05:59Shouldn't you be calling an ambulance?
06:03Yeah. That's what I said.
06:06Well, I'm a little busy at the moment.
06:09And it sounds like you need an ambulance more than a taxi.
06:14Besides...
06:15This isn't even a taxi video.
06:17Bruh.
06:19He's gonna help. What do I say?
06:21Give me the phone.
06:25Listen, Pekka.
06:26I'll be straight with you.
06:27I don't have health insurance.
06:30And I am sort of broke.
06:32I'm calling you because you are way cheaper than an ambulance.
06:36I've got about 2,000 Robux to my name.
06:39If I call an ambulance, I'm afraid I won't be able to afford the treatment of my leg.
06:43Right now, my leg is slowly dying.
06:46You're my only shot at getting to the hospital fast enough and still being able to afford a surgery.
06:51I'll probably survive either way.
06:54But with your help, I get to keep both my feet for the rest of my life.
06:59I'll get to play catch with my future kids.
07:01Walk my dog to the park.
07:03But man, without my leg, I won't even be able to drive a car.
07:08My time's running out.
07:10My leg's future is in your hands.
07:12I know you didn't ask for this.
07:15You owe me nothing.
07:16But if you do this, I will owe you everything.
07:20Now, what's it gonna be, Pekka?
07:25Come back.
07:28Not now, Jessica.
07:30The world needs me.
07:33Aw, hell no, man.
07:35What the...
07:37Hang in there.
07:38I'll be there real soon.
07:41My name is Emily.
07:42Who is Jessica?
07:58I forgot to ask where they were at.
08:01Oh my god, bro.
08:04One minute later.
08:05All right.
08:06I'll be there soon.
08:15One minute later.
08:17All right.
08:22I'll be there soon.
08:25Let's do this.
08:36I'll be there soon.
08:37Can you pick up my bag?
08:38I dropped it when I fell.
08:40Okay.
08:47I thought you said this taxi week was fast.
08:50He usually is.
08:53Something important must have come up.
08:55Do you want to have to have to do?
09:01I'm not.
09:04I'm not.
09:06I'm not.
09:06I'm not.
09:15I'm not.
09:18I'm not.
09:22I'm not.
09:27Hey bruh watch your jet! Watch your jet bruh watch your jet!
09:32Hop in.
09:39Maybe grab your friend, then hop in.
09:44Yeah.
09:53No.
09:54No.
09:55No.
10:05No.
10:06No.
10:07No.
10:08MEDIC!
10:23What's a dog doing?
10:58Later that day.
11:02I heard my son was in an accident.
11:05Is he okay?
11:06Huh?
11:10Come with me.
11:11I need your help.
11:14This is going to be hard.
11:17But I need you to identify the body.
11:20Oh no.
11:22In here.
11:33Never mind.
11:34This is the wrong one.
11:40This is going to be difficult.
11:43But it is important that you identify him.
11:46Are you ready?
11:48Yes.
11:57This is not my son.
12:04I know.
12:05That is why it is going to be difficult.
12:09You need to leave.
12:11Where is my son?
12:13He is in the next room.
12:15The surgery went well.
12:17He will be as good as new.
12:34Okay son.
12:36I have to go back to work.
12:37Your father should be here shortly with the baby.
12:40He will drive you home.
12:46Okay, bye mom.
13:17Lucky, he can fully recover from that, but not from that.
13:33Since the surgery was successful, I'm gonna need your life savings.
13:41Guess what?
13:42My mom recently adopted a weird baby, and he eats everything made from paper.
13:47So I always have my life savings on me, just to keep them safe from that kid.
13:52Turns out, life savings are life saving.
13:57That's deep, bro.
13:58You still have my bag, right?
14:01Yes, it's right here.
14:04Okay, just give the bag to the doctor.
14:13All my life savings are in that bag.
14:17Yeah, boy.
14:27Um, when I said life savings, I had something else in mind.
14:33What?
14:35Is it not enough?
14:37No.
14:39Three Robux is not enough.
14:43What are you talking about?
14:45It was like 2,000 Robux in there.
14:48And now, it's three.
14:52The bag was lighter than earlier today.
14:55I think the money is stolen.
14:57What do you mean?
14:58Didn't you watch my bag while I was in surgery?
15:09Of course I did.
15:14What a day.
15:17First, I almost lose my leg.
15:18Then, I lose all my life savings.
15:21Sorry, Doc, but those three Robux are all I have left.
15:25No problem.
15:29Really?
15:30It's no problem?
15:32Yes.
15:33We have a 30-day refund policy.
15:36Even though you haven't paid yet, it should still solve this case.
15:41Yes.
15:42Refund policy?
15:43Yes.
15:45We accept refunds.
15:50Huh?
15:52I mean, that sounds great.
15:54Okay, sign here.
15:58Okay.
15:59Maybe you should read it first.
16:11Wait.
16:12How are you going to refund a surgery?
16:17It's simple.
16:19I just undo the surgery.
16:23Say hello to my little friend.
16:27Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, hey, hey!
16:31How are you?
16:33The Daily Keen Come Is that the baby your Mom adopted?
16:58It is.
17:02Hey, give me that back!
17:05Whoa, calm down Jamal!
17:07It looks like he is trying to protect you from the doctor.
17:25Never mind.
17:27There is no way, bro.
17:28Thanks, kid.
17:37Refund accepted.
17:56There we go.
18:03Could have been worse, bro.
18:06At least your burn damage remains treated.
18:10How could I forget?
18:13You signed the contract.
18:15I owe you a full refund.
18:19Uh-oh.
18:20I'm cooked.
18:21I'm good.
18:24I'm good.
18:37I'm good.
18:39I'm good.
18:43I'm good.
18:46I'm good.
18:48I'm good.
19:01I'm good.
19:03I'm good.
19:32Maybe I did a bit too much.
19:36Anyways...
19:38Did anyone else need to see a doctor?
19:45Guess not.
19:50I'm sorry about your friend.
19:53Me too.
20:00Look at this.
20:02The baby pooped money.
20:15He did it again.
20:21Alright kid.
20:23Squeeze as hard as you can.
20:27What the hell going on?
20:34Keep the change.
20:39Let's go.
20:42Let's go.
20:55Let's go.
20:56Let's go.
20:57Let's go.
20:57Let's go.
