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The God of the Island has one weakness: surfing! When the Sea Hag curses Duke Koa's treasured surfboard, he must marry her daughter Kai and stay by her side for five years. He gives up his freedom to support her career, but she treats him like a worthless husband. 💔 Now her ex is back, and Duke is ready to walk away. Will Kai regret taking him for granted?
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The God of the Island has one weakness: surfing! When the Sea Hag curses Duke Koa's treasured surfboard, he must marry her daughter Kai and stay by her side for five years. He gives up his freedom to support her career, but she treats him like a worthless husband. 💔 Now her ex is back, and Duke is ready to walk away. Will Kai regret taking him for granted?
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00:00:08Oh, my God.
00:00:23Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:00:49Where's my surfboard?
00:00:51Looking for this, God of the island?
00:01:04Whoa, there, big boy.
00:01:07Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:01:09Okay.
00:01:25My board.
00:01:27How did you do that?
00:01:28You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:01:31I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:01:34I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:01:38But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:01:44Marry my daughter.
00:01:49Your daughter?
00:01:51I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:01:58One had strong swimmers.
00:02:03But I'm immortal.
00:02:05If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:02:07I won't.
00:02:08It could never last.
00:02:10Five years.
00:02:12Look after her for five years.
00:02:15Help her find success.
00:02:17On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:02:20You can surf again.
00:02:21And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:32Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:02:39You tell me.
00:03:10I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:03:15I give it six months.
00:03:29We look so cute.
00:03:31I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:03:36Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:03:40I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:03:42I don't.
00:03:44I don't.
00:03:45Spoiler alert.
00:03:46She did care.
00:03:48And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:03:50But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:03:53And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:03:57And it was very hard.
00:04:08Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:04:13And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:04:20In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
00:04:24But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:04:29She loves coconut water.
00:04:30Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:04:40Duke.
00:04:43Morning, sunshine.
00:04:45Don't sunshine me.
00:04:46You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:04:49That beach life, though, right?
00:04:51What were you even doing out there so early?
00:04:53Getting stoned?
00:04:55Something like that.
00:04:56Unbelievable.
00:04:57I need you on point today.
00:04:59I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:05:03Don't worry, babe.
00:05:04I got you.
00:05:10I got you.
00:05:16This is not the brand I like.
00:05:18It's not any brand.
00:05:19It's fresh.
00:05:22How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:05:24Did you forget because you were high?
00:05:27I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:05:36We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:05:53Oh my God, that's her.
00:05:54Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:05:59No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:06:05That old guy?
00:06:06Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:06:07He's the real power.
00:06:08Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:06:14Oh no.
00:06:18Oh, I gotta go.
00:06:32Dad, no!
00:06:33Dad, no!
00:06:34Dad, no!
00:06:45Dad, no!
00:06:46Dad, no!
00:06:47Dad, no!
00:07:02He's here!
00:07:20Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:07:23Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:07:27Thank you for saving my life.
00:07:43You're the god of the island.
00:07:46Please, no one can know my identity.
00:07:48Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:07:51Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:07:55Anything.
00:07:58My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
00:08:02And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:08:05Angela!
00:08:10Your leg! It's completely healed!
00:08:14Did you do this?
00:08:15I wish I had healing powers.
00:08:17I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:08:22He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:08:25Well, thank you for helping.
00:08:27He needs our help, too.
00:08:28His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:08:31Wife?
00:08:32Don't worry.
00:08:32She's one hell of a surfer.
00:08:43Hey, Kaikua.
00:08:44Remember Chad from high school?
00:08:47How could she forget?
00:08:48If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:08:51she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:08:59Chad was my past.
00:09:00Yeah, the one that got away.
00:09:04He was so hot.
00:09:06And strong.
00:09:08God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:09:13He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:09:15You guys!
00:09:16If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:09:23Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:09:27Hey, ladies.
00:09:29Kai, we should get going.
00:09:34Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:09:37Jealous much?
00:09:39I'm not ready to go yet.
00:09:41Did you forget?
00:09:43Forget what?
00:09:45We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:09:48The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:09:54I can't.
00:09:55Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:09:59Don't worry about that.
00:10:00You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:10:03What would you know about it?
00:10:08No way, bro.
00:10:09Is it really him?
00:10:11Oh my God, his abs look hard as rock?
00:10:14I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:10:25Chad?
00:10:27Hey, boo.
00:10:29I'm in town for the expo.
00:10:31You knew he'd be here.
00:10:32But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:10:38Bring it in for the real thing.
00:10:50Chad, can you sign my board?
00:10:52Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:10:56Duh.
00:10:56Of course I am.
00:10:58He's even hotter in person.
00:11:00She used to date him.
00:11:03Used to?
00:11:04How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:11:08So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:11:11I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:11:14And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:11:17For branding.
00:11:19You don't mind, right?
00:11:20No worries.
00:11:21We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:11:25Let's go.
00:11:34Look at them.
00:11:35They're perfect together.
00:11:37So amazing.
00:11:38Made for each other.
00:11:49So which one is your wife?
00:11:52The one on the board with Chad?
00:11:54Interesting.
00:11:55She's good.
00:11:56Really good.
00:11:57She's the best.
00:12:02You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:12:04Yeah?
00:12:04I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
00:12:07Thank you, Chad.
00:12:08But I can handle it.
00:12:10I'm a big girl.
00:12:15I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:12:18I know every single part of you.
00:12:20And would love to get reacquainted.
00:12:22I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:12:28Oh, hey, dude.
00:12:29You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:12:35I'm Kai's husband.
00:12:36I'm Kai's.
00:12:39Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:12:45Five years.
00:12:47For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:12:50But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:12:57I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:13:00And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:13:05You're cold.
00:13:06I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:13:10Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
00:13:12I'm tight with Angela.
00:13:13I got your back like a bikini string.
00:13:43Thanks so much, Chad.
00:13:46I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:13:55There's an extra board here.
00:13:58It's a gift for you.
00:14:01A fish.
00:14:02This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:14:07Duke designed my board himself.
00:14:09You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:14:13Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:14:15That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:14:18Good point.
00:14:21See you on the beach, boo.
00:14:27Catch any big ones?
00:14:28It was okay.
00:14:29Lots of close outs today.
00:14:31I made dinner for our anniversary.
00:14:33Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:14:36Sorry, I ate already.
00:14:45New board?
00:14:46Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:14:49A quick maple should build a board for you.
00:14:51Like I did.
00:14:52This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:14:54It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:14:56Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:14:58He won gold.
00:14:59You don't even surf.
00:15:01I know the island's waves.
00:15:02I'll think about it.
00:15:04So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:15:06Are you sore?
00:15:07Do you want a massage?
00:15:15I am sore.
00:15:17I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:15:18Want some company?
00:15:19No, thanks.
00:15:20I'm not in the mood.
00:15:21Too sore.
00:15:36Oh.
00:15:37Oh, Chad.
00:15:39Yes, Chad.
00:15:43She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:15:50Duke?
00:15:54You forgot your towel.
00:15:56Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:16:06Aren't you going to say anything?
00:16:08What do you want me to say?
00:16:10Do you even care?
00:16:11Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:16:14I care.
00:16:15If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:16:18Why did you never learn to surf?
00:16:23I was the best surfer in the world, but your mom cursed me.
00:16:29What does that have to do with anything?
00:16:31Because it's weird.
00:16:33You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:16:36You make custom surfboards.
00:16:39You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:16:41But you can't even surf.
00:16:45That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:16:47So you can leech off me.
00:16:50That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:16:54Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:17:02You want me out of your life?
00:17:06Give it a few more days.
00:17:18Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
00:17:20You're going to glue her feet to the board.
00:17:22That's right, for cold water like Malibu.
00:17:24On a warm break like ours, soft, thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:17:27This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax?
00:17:30Not on wax.
00:17:32On the water I live on.
00:17:37Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:17:45I hoped I'd find you here.
00:17:54She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:17:56Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:17:59Angela, that bikini...
00:18:00She's still being worn by your boss.
00:18:06There she goes.
00:18:14I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:18:17It's purling.
00:18:28See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:18:30It wasn't the wax.
00:18:31It was your board.
00:18:34So it's my fault?
00:18:36I was trying to unlock her power.
00:18:38You've been holding her back.
00:18:39Up.
00:18:44What?
00:18:45I think what you meant to say was...
00:18:47You've been holding her up.
00:18:50You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:18:52But I know my island.
00:18:53I know my break.
00:18:56And I know how to kick your ass.
00:18:59You think so?
00:19:00Well, let's go then.
00:19:10Duke, stop showing off.
00:19:12Chad's a professional athlete.
00:19:13You're a professional stoner.
00:19:14You don't want to fight him.
00:19:19Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:19:20Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:19:24I don't know what happened out there.
00:19:26I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:19:27Don't sweat it.
00:19:28The sponsorship's yours.
00:19:29You looked amazing.
00:19:31But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:19:34It's not just about your surfing.
00:19:36You're hot.
00:19:37And you've got a great man behind you.
00:19:42Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:19:49We've got to celebrate my tie.
00:19:52Yes, absolutely.
00:19:54Fix the wax on my new board.
00:20:00She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:20:03One more day and she can have it.
00:20:09I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:20:13After I wiped out.
00:20:16And it's all thanks to you.
00:20:18I'd do anything for you.
00:20:33Oh no.
00:20:34You're going to be so sticky.
00:20:36Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
00:20:39You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:43I am really sticky actually.
00:20:53I don't know.
00:20:55I don't know.
00:20:57I don't know.
00:20:59I don't know.
00:21:09I don't know.
00:21:10I don't know.
00:21:12I don't know.
00:21:12I don't know.
00:21:13I don't know.
00:21:14I don't know.
00:21:15First I rode your waves, now I'm going to ride your wife.
00:21:25What are you doing?
00:21:29Stop denying yourself.
00:21:31We both know you want this.
00:21:33Put your clothes on, Chad.
00:21:36You first.
00:21:41Give me back the towel, Chad!
00:21:42Come on, it's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
00:21:47Please don't do this.
00:21:49Don't worry, boo. Every girl likes it in the end.
00:21:52Help! Somebody help me!
00:22:04Ride this.
00:22:13How are you so strong?
00:22:20Does it make you feel strong?
00:22:22Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
00:22:25That's beta behavior.
00:22:27I thought you were a Chad.
00:22:29Please!
00:22:30I can't breathe!
00:22:31What are you doing to him?
00:22:38Enough!
00:22:46What is wrong with you?
00:22:49Me? He was assaulting my wife.
00:22:53This is a misunderstanding.
00:22:56Really? You were crying for help.
00:22:58He spilled a drink on me. I was just cleaning up.
00:23:02Mm-hmm.
00:23:03And how did he end up naked?
00:23:04He was just changing. You came in at the wrong time.
00:23:09Timing, bro. It's everything. In surfing and in love.
00:23:12Can you please just take me home?
00:23:15You can stay here if you want, boo.
00:23:19We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
00:23:22Let's go.
00:23:33I shouldn't have slapped you.
00:23:38You were being crazy, though.
00:23:40I thought you were gonna kill him.
00:23:45Do you have anything to say?
00:23:48Why were you in his hotel room?
00:23:52I told you, he spilled a drink.
00:23:54I should have been there.
00:23:56But instead, you made me-
00:23:57If you wanted to come, you should have come!
00:24:00You are always doing this.
00:24:01You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
00:24:05Act like a man for once!
00:24:08You used to like that I was kind and giving.
00:24:10No.
00:24:11I like the way you fucked me that first time.
00:24:14I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
00:24:19That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:24:25You're a sweet guy, Duke.
00:24:27But I need a strong man behind me.
00:24:29Not a slacker.
00:24:32If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is...
00:24:36You'd never be this successful without me.
00:24:41Get real, Duke.
00:24:42I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
00:24:45I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
00:24:51I feel bad for you.
00:24:53You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:24:55Like you said, a leech.
00:24:57I need a real man.
00:25:00Not some stoner, beta, board waxing sponger.
00:25:05All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:25:07How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:25:14Then let's get a divorce.
00:25:32Oh, my God.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:48Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:25:50Please.
00:26:13Where's my surfboard?
00:26:15Looking for this?
00:26:17God of the island?
00:26:25Oh, my God.
00:26:28Hello there, big boy.
00:26:31Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:49My board.
00:26:51How did you do that?
00:26:52You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:26:55I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:26:59I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:27:02But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:27:08Marry my daughter.
00:27:13Your daughter?
00:27:15I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:27:22One had strong swimmers.
00:27:27But I'm immortal.
00:27:29If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
00:27:32It could never last.
00:27:34Five years.
00:27:36Look after her for five years.
00:27:39Help her find success.
00:27:41On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:27:44You can surf again.
00:27:46And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:56Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:28:02You tell me.
00:28:35I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:28:39I give it six months.
00:28:53We look so cute.
00:28:55I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:29:00Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:29:04I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:29:06I don't.
00:29:08I don't.
00:29:10Spoiler alert.
00:29:11She did care.
00:29:12And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:29:14But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
00:29:17And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:29:21And it was very hard.
00:29:32Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:29:37And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:29:44In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
00:29:48But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:29:53She loves coconut water.
00:29:55Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:30:05Duke.
00:30:07Morning, sunshine.
00:30:09Don't sunshine me.
00:30:10You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:30:13That beach life, though, right?
00:30:15What were you even doing out there so early?
00:30:17Getting stoned?
00:30:19Something like that.
00:30:20Unbelievable.
00:30:21I need you on point today.
00:30:23I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:30:27Don't worry, babe.
00:30:28I got you.
00:30:40This is not the brand I like.
00:30:42It's not any brand.
00:30:43It's fresh.
00:30:46How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:30:48Did you forget because you were high?
00:30:51I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:31:00We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:31:16Oh, my God, that's her.
00:31:18Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:31:23No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:31:29That old guy?
00:31:30Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:31:31He's the real power.
00:31:33He started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu,
00:31:34and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:31:39Oh, no.
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:43I gotta go.
00:31:56Dad, no!
00:31:59Oh!
00:32:27He's here!
00:32:31Love.
00:32:44Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:32:47Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:32:52Thank you for saving my life.
00:33:08You're the god of the island.
00:33:10Please, no one can know my identity.
00:33:12Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:33:15Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:33:19Anything.
00:33:23My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:33:29Angela!
00:33:34Your leg!
00:33:35Your leg!
00:33:35It's completely healed!
00:33:38Did you do this?
00:33:39I wish I had healing powers.
00:33:42I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:33:46He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:33:49Well, thank you for helping.
00:33:51He needs our help, too.
00:33:53His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:33:55Wife?
00:33:56Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:34:07Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
00:34:11Oh, how could she forget?
00:34:12If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:34:15she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:34:23Chad was my past.
00:34:24Yeah, the one that got away.
00:34:28He was so hot.
00:34:31And strong.
00:34:32God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:34:37He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:34:39You guys!
00:34:41If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:34:47Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:34:51Hey, ladies.
00:34:54Kaikua, we should get going.
00:34:58Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:35:01Jealous much?
00:35:04I'm not ready to go yet.
00:35:06Did you forget?
00:35:07Forget what?
00:35:09We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:35:12The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:35:18I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me serve.
00:35:23Don't worry about that.
00:35:24You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:35:27What would you know about it?
00:35:33No way, bro. Is it really him?
00:35:35Oh, my God, his abs look hard as rocks.
00:35:38I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:35:49Chad?
00:35:52Hey, Boo. I'm in town for the expo.
00:35:55We knew he'd be here, but we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:36:02Bring it in for the real thing.
00:36:15Chad, can you sign my board? Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:36:20Duh. Of course I am.
00:36:22He's even hotter in person.
00:36:24She used to date him.
00:36:27Used to?
00:36:28How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:36:32So are we going to catch some waves or what, Boo?
00:36:36I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:36:38And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:36:42For branding. You don't mind, right?
00:36:44No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:36:49Let's go.
00:36:59Look at them. They're perfect together.
00:37:01So amazing. Made for each other.
00:37:13So which one is your wife?
00:37:16The one on the board with Chad?
00:37:18Interesting. She's good. Really good.
00:37:21She's the best.
00:37:26You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:37:28Yeah?
00:37:28I can help you get a sponsorship too.
00:37:31Thank you, Chad. But I can handle it.
00:37:34I'm a big girl.
00:37:40I know exactly what kind of girl you are. I know every single part of you and would love to
00:37:45get reacquainted.
00:37:46I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:37:52Oh, hey, dude. You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:37:59I'm Kai's husband.
00:38:03Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:38:10Five years.
00:38:11Five years. For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:38:14But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
00:38:21I caught your favorite fish myself. And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:38:29You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:38:34Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela. I got your back like a bikini string.
00:38:41Thanks so much, Chad.
00:38:43It's the least I can do.
00:38:45You know, I never forgot you.
00:38:47Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:38:52I'm married.
00:38:53You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:38:56Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:39:01Duke's actually really sweet.
00:39:04Sweet. Yeah. He's a total simp.
00:39:07Dump him or don't.
00:39:10I don't mind being Mr. Steel your girl.
00:39:19There's an extra board here.
00:39:22It's a gift for you.
00:39:25A fish.
00:39:26This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:39:31Duke designed my board himself.
00:39:33You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:39:37Plus, this is a quick maple board. That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:39:43Good point. Thank you.
00:39:45See you on the beach, boo.
00:39:51Catch any big ones?
00:39:52It was okay. Lots of close outs today.
00:39:55I made dinner. For our anniversary.
00:39:58Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:40:01Sorry. I ate already.
00:40:07I ate already.
00:40:09New board?
00:40:10Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:40:13A quick maple should build a board for you. Like I did.
00:40:16This fish can't make the drop on a barrel. It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:40:20Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing. He won gold. You don't even surf.
00:40:25I know the island's waves.
00:40:27I'll think about it.
00:40:28So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day. Are you sore? Do you want a massage?
00:40:40I am sore. I'm gonna go in the hot tub.
00:40:42Want some company?
00:40:44No, thanks. I'm not in the mood. Too sore.
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:02Oh, Chad. Yes, Chad.
00:41:07She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:41:14Duke?
00:41:18You forgot your towel. Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:41:30Aren't you gonna say anything?
00:41:32What do you want me to say?
00:41:34Do you even care? Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:41:38I care.
00:41:39If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:41:42Why did you never learn to surf?
00:41:47I was the best surfer in the world when your mom cursed me.
00:41:53What does that have to do with anything?
00:41:56Because it's weird.
00:41:58You're, like, obsessed with surfers.
00:42:00You make custom surfboards.
00:42:03You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:42:06But you can't even surf!
00:42:09That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:42:11So you can leech off me.
00:42:14That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:42:18Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to
00:42:22the glory you'll never have.
00:42:26You want me out of your life?
00:42:31Give it a few more days.
00:42:42Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
00:42:45You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
00:42:46That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:42:48On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:42:52This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax?
00:42:55Not on wax.
00:42:56On the water I live on.
00:43:02Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:43:09I hoped I'd find you here.
00:43:18She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:43:21Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:43:22Angela! That bikini!
00:43:24Still being worn by your boss.
00:43:30There she goes.
00:43:38I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:43:41It's purling.
00:43:44No!
00:43:52See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:43:54It wasn't the wax.
00:43:55It was your board.
00:43:59So it's my fault?
00:44:00I was trying to unlock her power.
00:44:02You've been holding her back.
00:44:03Up.
00:44:08What?
00:44:09I think what you meant to say was...
00:44:11You've been holding her up.
00:44:14You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:44:16But I know my island.
00:44:17I know my break.
00:44:21And I know how to kick your ass.
00:44:23You think so?
00:44:24Let's go then.
00:44:34Duke, stop showing off.
00:44:36Chad's a professional athlete.
00:44:38You're a professional stoner.
00:44:39You don't want to fight him.
00:44:43Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:44:44Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:44:48I don't know what happened out there.
00:44:50I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:44:52Don't sweat it.
00:44:52The sponsorship's yours.
00:44:54You looked amazing.
00:44:55But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:44:58It's not just about your surfing.
00:45:00You're hot, and you've got a great man behind you.
00:45:06Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:45:14We gotta celebrate Mai Tai.
00:45:16Yes, absolutely.
00:45:18Fix the wax on my new board.
00:45:24She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:45:27One more day, and she can have it.
00:45:34I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:45:38After I wiped out.
00:45:40And it's all thanks to you.
00:45:42I'd do anything for you.
00:45:57Oh no!
00:45:58You're gonna be so sticky.
00:46:00Why don't you come up to my room?
00:46:02And rinse off in the shower.
00:46:04You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:07I am really sticky, actually.
00:46:39First I rode your waves.
00:46:41Now I'm gonna ride your wife.
00:46:49What are you doing?
00:46:53Stop denying yourself.
00:46:55We both know you want this.
00:46:58Put your clothes on, Chad.
00:46:59Come on.
00:47:00You first.
00:47:05Give me back the towel, Chad.
00:47:07Come on.
00:47:07It's the least you can do.
00:47:09After I got you the sponsorship.
00:47:12Please don't do this.
00:47:13Don't worry, boo.
00:47:15Every girl likes it in the end.
00:47:16Help!
00:47:17Somebody help me!
00:47:18No!
00:47:28Ride this.
00:47:37How are you so strong?
00:47:44Does it make you feel strong?
00:47:46Taking another man's sloppy seconds.
00:47:49That's beta behavior.
00:47:51I thought you were a Chad.
00:47:53Please.
00:47:54I can't breathe.
00:47:56What are you doing to him?
00:48:03Enough!
00:48:10What is wrong with you?
00:48:13Me?
00:48:13He was assaulting my wife.
00:48:17This is a misunderstanding.
00:48:19Really?
00:48:20You were crying for help.
00:48:22He spilled a drink on me.
00:48:23I was just cleaning up.
00:48:26And how did he end up naked?
00:48:29He was just changing.
00:48:30You came in at the wrong time.
00:48:33Timing, bro.
00:48:34It's everything.
00:48:35In surfing and in love.
00:48:37Can you please just take me home?
00:48:39You can stay here if you want, boo.
00:48:43We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
00:48:46Let's go.
00:48:58I shouldn't have slapped you.
00:49:03You were being crazy though.
00:49:05I thought you were gonna kill him.
00:49:10Do you have anything to say?
00:49:12Why were you in his hotel room?
00:49:16I told you he spilled a drink.
00:49:18I should have been there.
00:49:20But instead you made me-
00:49:22If you wanted to come, you should have come!
00:49:24You are always doing this.
00:49:26You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
00:49:29Act like a man for once!
00:49:32You used to like that I was kind and giving.
00:49:35No.
00:49:36I like the way you fucked me that first time.
00:49:38I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
00:49:43That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:49:49You're a sweet guy, Duke.
00:49:51But I need a strong man behind me.
00:49:53Not a slacker.
00:49:56If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is,
00:50:01you'd never be this successful without me.
00:50:05Get real, Duke.
00:50:06I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
00:50:09I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
00:50:15I feel bad for you.
00:50:17You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:50:19Like you said, a leech.
00:50:22I need a real man.
00:50:24Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
00:50:29All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:50:31How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:50:38Then let's get a divorce.
00:50:56Oh my god.
00:51:10Oh my god.
00:51:12Thank you for saving my life, god of the island.
00:51:37Where's my surfboard?
00:51:40Looking for this? God of the island?
00:51:52Go there, big boy.
00:51:55Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:51:58Okay.
00:52:13My board?
00:52:15How did you do that?
00:52:16You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:52:19I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:52:23I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:52:26But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:52:33Marry my daughter.
00:52:37Your daughter?
00:52:40I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:52:46One had strong swimmers.
00:52:51But I'm immortal.
00:52:53If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:52:55I won't.
00:52:56It could never last.
00:52:58Five years.
00:53:00Look after her for five years.
00:53:03Help her find success.
00:53:05On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:53:08You can surf again.
00:53:10And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:53:17Okay.
00:53:20Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:53:27You tell me.
00:53:37What do you do?
00:53:38You killed me?
00:53:40I don't know.
00:53:42What's to do?
00:53:50All right.
00:53:50You killed me?
00:53:51I don't know.
00:53:54What?
00:53:56What?
00:53:57You killed me?
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:53:58I can't believe she's marrying some Sponger simp.
00:54:03I give it six months.
00:54:17We look so cute.
00:54:20I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:54:24Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:54:28I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:54:31I don't. I don't.
00:54:34Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:54:36And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:54:38But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:54:41and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:54:45And it was very hard.
00:54:56Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:55:01And I've been her loyal supporters.
00:55:08In three days, I get my koa board back, and I can surf again.
00:55:12But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:55:17She loves coconut water.
00:55:19Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:55:29Duke.
00:55:31Morning, sunshine.
00:55:33Don't sunshine me.
00:55:35You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:55:37That beach life, though, right?
00:55:39What were you even doing out there so early?
00:55:41Getting stoned?
00:55:43Something like that.
00:55:44Unbelievable.
00:55:45I need you on point today.
00:55:47I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quickmapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:55:51Don't worry, babe.
00:55:53I got you.
00:56:04This is not the brand I like.
00:56:06It's not any brand.
00:56:08It's fresh.
00:56:10How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:56:13Did you forget because you were high?
00:56:15I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:56:24We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:56:41Oh my god, that's her.
00:56:43Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:56:47No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:56:53That old guy?
00:56:54Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:56:55He's the real power.
00:56:56Started Quickmapple as a surf shack in Malibu, and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:57:03Oh no.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:07I gotta go.
00:57:16No!
00:57:17No!
00:57:20Dad, no!
00:57:22Oh!
00:57:23Oh!
00:57:24Oh!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:27He's here!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:50He's here!
00:57:54He's here!
00:58:08Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:58:12Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:58:16Thank you for saving my life.
00:58:32You're the god of the island.
00:58:34Please, no one can know my identity.
00:58:36Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:58:39Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:58:43Anything.
00:58:47My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
00:58:51And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:58:53Angela!
00:58:58Your leg!
00:58:59It's completely healed!
00:59:02Did you do this?
00:59:03I wish I had healing powers.
00:59:06I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:59:10He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:59:13Well, thank you for helping.
00:59:15He needs our help too.
00:59:17His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:59:20Wife?
00:59:20Don't worry.
00:59:21She's one hell of a surfer.
00:59:31Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
00:59:35How could she forget?
00:59:36If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer,
00:59:40she wouldn't have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:59:47Chad was my past.
00:59:49Yeah, the one that got away.
00:59:52He was so hot.
00:59:55And strong.
00:59:56God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
01:00:01He could turn every girl into a spinner.
01:00:03You guys!
01:00:05If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
01:00:11Well, I am married and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
01:00:15Hey, ladies.
01:00:18Kai, we should get going.
01:00:22Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
01:00:25Jealous much?
01:00:28I'm not ready to go yet.
01:00:30Did you forget?
01:00:31Forget what?
01:00:33We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
01:00:35The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
01:00:42I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
01:00:47Don't worry about that.
01:00:49You're gonna get the quick maple sponsorship.
01:00:52What would you know about it?
01:00:53What would you know about it?
01:00:57No way, bro.
01:00:58Is it really him?
01:00:59Oh my God, his abs look hard as rocks.
01:01:02I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
01:01:13Chad?
01:01:16Hey, Boo. I'm in town for the expo.
01:01:19We knew he'd be here. But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
01:01:26Bring it in for the real thing.
01:01:39Chad, can you sign my board? Are you gonna win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
01:01:44Duh. Of course I am.
01:01:46He's even hotter in person.
01:01:49She used to date him.
01:01:51Used to?
01:01:52How could you let a guy like that get away?
01:01:56So we're gonna catch some waves or what, Boo?
01:02:00I really think Angela should see me surf.
01:02:02And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
01:02:06For branding. You don't mind, right?
01:02:08No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
01:02:13Let's go.
01:02:23Look at them. They're perfect together.
01:02:25So amazing. Made for each other.
01:02:37So which one is your wife?
01:02:40The one on the board with Chad?
01:02:43Interesting. She's good. Really good.
01:02:45She's the best.
01:02:50You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
01:02:52Yeah?
01:02:53I can help you get a sponsorship too.
01:02:55Thank you, Chad.
01:02:57But I can handle it.
01:02:58I'm a big girl.
01:03:04I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
01:03:06I know every single part of you.
01:03:08And would love to get reacquainted.
01:03:11I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
01:03:16Oh, hey dude. You must be Duke. The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
01:03:23I'm Kai's husband.
01:03:27Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
01:03:34Five years.
01:03:35For five years, I protected and loved you.
01:03:38But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
01:03:45I caught your favorite fish myself.
01:03:49And you've been out all day with Chad.
01:03:54You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
01:03:59Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela.
01:04:02I got your back like a bikini string.
01:04:05Thanks so much, Chad.
01:04:07It's the least I can do.
01:04:09You know, I never forgot you.
01:04:11Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
01:04:16I'm married.
01:04:18You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
01:04:20Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
01:04:25Duke's actually really sweet.
01:04:28Sweet? Yeah.
01:04:30He's a total simp.
01:04:31Dump him, or don't.
01:04:34I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
01:04:44There's an extra board here.
01:04:46It's a gift for you.
01:04:49A fish.
01:04:51This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
01:04:55Duke designed my board himself.
01:04:57You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
01:05:01Plus, this is a quick maple board.
01:05:04That's what Angela wants to see you on.
01:05:07Good point. Thank you.
01:05:10See you on the beach, boo.
01:05:15Catch any big ones?
01:05:16It was okay. Lots of close outs today.
01:05:19I made dinner. For our anniversary.
01:05:22Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
01:05:25Sorry. I ate already.
01:05:33New board?
01:05:35Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
01:05:37A quick maple should build a board for you. Like I did.
01:05:41This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:05:43It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
01:05:44Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing. He won gold.
01:05:47You don't even surf.
01:05:49I know the island's waves.
01:05:51I'll think about it.
01:05:52So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
01:05:54Are you sore? Do you want a massage?
01:06:04I am sore. I'm gonna go in the hot tub.
01:06:07Want some company?
01:06:07No thanks.
01:06:09I'm not in the mood. Too sore.
01:06:26Oh, Chad. Yes, Chad.
01:06:31She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
01:06:38Duke?
01:06:43You forgot your towel.
01:06:44Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
01:06:55Aren't you gonna say anything?
01:06:56What do you want me to say?
01:06:58Do you even care?
01:06:59Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
01:07:02I care.
01:07:03If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
01:07:06Why did you never learn to surf?
01:07:11I was the best surfer in the world.
01:07:14But your mom cursed me.
01:07:18What does that have to do with anything?
01:07:20Because it's weird.
01:07:22You're like, obsessed with surfers.
01:07:25You make custom surfboards.
01:07:27You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
01:07:30But you can't even surf.
01:07:33That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
01:07:35So you can leech off me.
01:07:38That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
01:07:42Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
01:07:50You want me out of your life?
01:07:55Give it a few more days.
01:08:06Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
01:08:09You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
01:08:11That's right for cold water like Malibu.
01:08:12On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
01:08:15This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax.
01:08:19Not on wax.
01:08:20On the water I live on.
01:08:26Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
01:08:34I hoped I'd find you here.
01:08:42She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
01:08:45Let's see how she looks on her own.
01:08:47Angela, that bikini.
01:08:48Still being worn by your boss.
01:08:54There she goes.
01:09:02I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
01:09:05It's purling.
01:09:16See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
01:09:18It wasn't the wax.
01:09:20It was your board.
01:09:23So it's my fault?
01:09:24I was trying to unlock her power.
01:09:26You've been holding her back.
01:09:27Up.
01:09:32What?
01:09:33I think what you meant to say was,
01:09:36you've been holding her up.
01:09:38You're a pro surfer, props on that.
01:09:40But I know my island.
01:09:42I know my break.
01:09:45And I know how to kick your ass.
01:09:47You think so?
01:09:48Let's go then.
01:09:59Duke, stop showing off.
01:10:00Chad's a professional athlete.
01:10:02You're a professional stoner.
01:10:03You don't want to fight him.
01:10:07Is that the kind of guy you are?
01:10:09Need to be rescued by your girl?
01:10:13I don't know what happened out there.
01:10:14I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
01:10:16Don't sweat it.
01:10:16The sponsorship's yours.
01:10:18You looked amazing.
01:10:19But I just had an epic wipeout.
01:10:22It's not just about your surfing.
01:10:24You're hot.
01:10:25And you've got a great man behind you.
01:10:30Looking forward to having you both represent
01:10:32Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
01:10:38We gotta celebrate.
01:10:40Mai Tai.
01:10:41Yes, absolutely.
01:10:42Fix the wax on my new board.
01:10:49She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
01:10:52One more day, and she can have it.
01:10:58I can't believe.
01:10:59She gave me the sponsorship, right?
01:11:02After I wiped out.
01:11:04And it's all thanks to you.
01:11:06I'd do anything for you.
01:11:21Oh no.
01:11:22You're gonna be so sticky.
01:11:24Why don't you come up to my room?
01:11:26And rinse off in the shower.
01:11:28You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
01:11:30Yeah.
01:11:32I am really sticky actually.
01:11:49Okay.
01:12:03First I rode your waves,
01:12:06now I am gonna ride your wife.
01:12:14What are you doing?
01:12:17Stop denying yourself
01:12:20We both know you want this
01:12:22Put your clothes on, Chad
01:12:25You first
01:12:29Give me back the towel, Chad
01:12:30Come on, it's the least you can do
01:12:32After I got you the sponsorship
01:12:36Please don't do this
01:12:37Don't worry, boo
01:12:39Every girl likes you to be
01:12:40Help! Somebody help me!
01:12:52Ride this
01:13:01How are you so strong?
01:13:08Does it make you feel strong?
01:13:11Taking another man's sloppy seconds
01:13:13That's beta behavior
01:13:16I thought you were a Chad
01:13:17Please
01:13:18I can't breathe
01:13:19What are you doing to him?
01:13:27Enough!
01:13:34What is wrong with you?
01:13:37Me?
01:13:38He was assaulting my wife
01:13:41This is a misunderstanding
01:13:44Really?
01:13:45You were crying for help
01:13:46He spilled a drink on me
01:13:48I was just cleaning up
01:13:50Mm-hmm
01:13:51And how did he end up naked?
01:13:53He was just changing
01:13:54You came in at the wrong time
01:13:57Timing, bro
01:13:58It's everything
01:13:59In surfing and in love
01:14:01Can you please just take me home?
01:14:03You can stay here if you want, boo
01:14:07We all need to just chill out
01:14:08Before the expo tomorrow
01:14:10Let's go
01:14:22I shouldn't have slapped you
01:14:26I shouldn't have slapped you
01:14:27You were being crazy, though
01:14:29I thought you were gonna kill him
01:14:34Do you have anything to say?
01:14:36Why were you in his hotel room?
01:14:40I told you
01:14:41He spilled a drink
01:14:42I should have been there
01:14:45But instead
01:14:45You made me
01:14:46If you wanted to come
01:14:46You should have come
01:14:48You are always doing this
01:14:49You act like a total simp
01:14:51And then bitch and complain
01:14:52When I don't tell you what to do
01:14:53Act like a man
01:14:54For once
01:14:56You used to like
01:14:57That I was kind and giving
01:14:59No
01:15:00I like the way you fucked me
01:15:01That first time
01:15:02I was totally digmatized
01:15:04And I made the biggest mistake
01:15:05Of my life
01:15:08That's really how you feel
01:15:09About our marriage?
01:15:14You're a sweet guy, Duke
01:15:16But I need a strong man behind me
01:15:17Not a slacker
01:15:21If you cared to look closer
01:15:22You'd see that the truth is
01:15:25You'd never be this successful
01:15:26Without me
01:15:29Get real, Duke
01:15:31I could make my own meals
01:15:32And wax my own board
01:15:34I only let you do it
01:15:35Because you're so pathetic
01:15:39I feel bad for you
01:15:42You think I'm just a glorified servant?
01:15:44Like you said
01:15:45A leech
01:15:46I need a real man
01:15:48Not some
01:15:50Stoner
01:15:50Beta
01:15:51Board waxing
01:15:52Sponger
01:15:53All the things you do for me
01:15:54Just make you seem weak
01:15:55How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
01:16:02Then let's get a divorce
01:16:04Oh my god
01:16:36Thank you for saving my life
01:16:38God of the island
01:17:01Where's my surfboard?
01:17:04Looking for this?
01:17:05God of the island?
01:17:16Hello there, big boy
01:17:19Give me my board back, sea hag
01:17:21Okay
01:17:38My board
01:17:39How did you do that?
01:17:41You may be immortal
01:17:42But your board isn't
01:17:43I've been saving my magic for years
01:17:46I've been saving my magic for years
01:17:46For that one trick
01:17:47I'll never be as powerful as you
01:17:49God of the island
01:17:51But even you can't break my spell
01:17:53Unless you do something for me
01:17:57Marry my daughter
01:18:04I've seduced many sailors in my day
01:18:10One had strong swimmers
01:18:16But I'm immortal
01:18:18If I marry your daughter, she'll age
01:18:20I won't
01:18:20It could never last
01:18:22Five years
01:18:25Look after her for five years
01:18:27Help her find success
01:18:29On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break
01:18:32You can surf again
01:18:34And if you love her
01:18:35And if you love her, reveal your true identity
01:18:41Okay
01:18:44Hey, so this might be weird, but
01:18:46Your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
01:18:52You tell me
01:19:12You tell me
01:19:23I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp
01:19:28I give it six months
01:19:41We look so cute
01:19:44I do wish you had listened to me
01:19:45And not worn that shirt, though
01:19:48Someone just commented
01:19:49Sponger in a stupid shirt
01:19:52I thought you didn't care that I don't surf
01:19:54I don't
01:19:56I don't
01:19:58Spoiler alert
01:19:59She did care
01:20:00And that wasn't her only complaint about me
01:20:02But I made a vow to stay with her for five years
01:20:05And I was determined to keep that vow
01:20:07No matter how hard it was
01:20:09And it was very hard
01:20:21Kai became one of the top female surfers on earth
01:20:26And I've been her loyal supporters
01:20:33In three days, I get my koa board back
01:20:35And I can surf again
01:20:36But until then
01:20:38My mission is to give Kai everything she wants
01:20:41She loves coconut water
01:20:43Today it'll be the freshest in the world
01:20:53Duke
01:20:56Morning, sunshine
01:20:58Don't sunshine me
01:20:59You tracked sand all over the kitchen
01:21:02That beach life, though, right?
01:21:03What were you even doing out there so early?
01:21:05Getting stoned?
01:21:07Something like that
01:21:08Unbelievable
01:21:09I need you on point today
01:21:11I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quickmapple
01:21:13Might arrive early for the expo
01:21:16Don't worry, babe
01:21:16I got you
01:21:28This is not the brand I like
01:21:31It's not any brand
01:21:32It's fresh
01:21:35How hard is it to get the right brand?
01:21:37Did you forget because you were high?
01:21:39I'll get the kind you like next time
01:21:48We were happy once
01:21:51But the honeymoon is over
01:22:05Oh my god, that's her
01:22:07Angela Lee
01:22:08The single most important person in the world of surfing
01:22:12No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing
01:22:17That old guy?
01:22:18Angela's father, Mickey Lee
01:22:19He's the real power
01:22:21Started Quickmapple as a surf shack in Malibu
01:22:23And grew it into the most important surf brand on earth
01:22:27Oh no
01:22:30Oh
01:22:31I gotta go
01:22:40No
01:22:40No
01:22:44Dad, no!
01:22:46Dad, no!
01:22:46Oh, oh, oh.
01:23:15He's here!
01:23:19Love you.
01:23:33Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
01:23:36Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
01:23:40Thank you for saving my life.
01:23:56You're the god of the island.
01:23:58Please, no one can know my identity.
01:24:01Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
01:24:04Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
01:24:08Anything.
01:24:11My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
01:24:17Angela!
01:24:23Your leg!
01:24:24It's completely healed!
01:24:26Did you do this?
01:24:28I wish I had healing powers.
01:24:30I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
01:24:34He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
01:24:38Well, thank you for helping.
01:24:40He needs our help, too.
01:24:41His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
01:24:44Wife?
01:24:44Don't worry.
01:24:45She's one hell of a surfer.
01:24:55Hey, Kaikua.
01:24:57Remember Chad from high school?
01:24:59How could she forget?
01:25:01If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't
01:25:04have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
01:25:11Chad was my past.
01:25:13Yeah.
01:25:14The one that got away.
01:25:16He was so hot.
01:25:19And strong.
01:25:20God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
01:25:25He could turn every girl into a spinner.
01:25:27You guys!
01:25:29If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
01:25:35Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
01:25:39Hey, ladies.
01:25:42Kai, we should get going.
01:25:46Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
01:25:49Jealous much?
01:25:52I'm not ready to go yet.
01:25:54Did you forget?
01:25:55Forget what?
01:25:57We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
01:26:00The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
01:26:06I can't.
01:26:08Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
01:26:11Don't worry about that.
01:26:13You're gonna get the quick maple sponsorship.
01:26:16What would you know about it?
01:26:21No way, bro.
01:26:22Is it really him?
01:26:23Oh, my God.
01:26:24His abs look hard as rocks.
01:26:26I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
01:26:37Chad?
01:26:40Hey, Boo.
01:26:41I'm in town for the expo.
01:26:43You knew he'd be here.
01:26:45But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
01:26:51Bring it in for the real thing.
01:27:03Chad, can you sign my board?
01:27:05Are you gonna win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
01:27:08Duh.
01:27:09Of course I am.
01:27:11He's even hotter in person.
01:27:13She used to date him.
01:27:15Used to?
01:27:17How could you let a guy like that get away?
01:27:21So are we gonna catch some waves or what, Boo?
01:27:24I really think Angela should see me surf.
01:27:27And Chad is already sponsored by them,
01:27:28so it would help to see us together.
01:27:30For branding.
01:27:31You don't mind, right?
01:27:32No worries.
01:27:33We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
01:27:38Let's go.
01:27:47Look at them, they're perfect together.
01:27:49So amazing.
01:27:51Made for each other.
01:28:02So which one is your wife?
01:28:04The one on the board with Chad?
01:28:06Interesting.
01:28:07She's good.
01:28:08Really good.
01:28:09She's the best.
01:28:14You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
01:28:16I can help you get a sponsorship too.
01:28:19Thank you, Chad.
01:28:21But I can handle it.
01:28:22I'm a big girl.
01:28:28I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
01:28:30I know every single part of you.
01:28:32And would love to get reacquainted.
01:28:35I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
01:28:40Oh, hey dude.
01:28:41You must be Duke.
01:28:42The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
01:28:47I'm Kai's husband.
01:28:51Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
01:28:58Five years.
01:28:59For five years, I protected and loved you.
01:29:02But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
01:29:09I caught your favorite fish myself.
01:29:13And you've been out all day with Chad.
01:29:18You're cold.
01:29:19I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
01:29:23Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
01:29:24I'm tight with Angela.
01:29:26I got your back like a bikini string.
01:29:29Thanks so much, Chad.
01:29:32It's the least I can do.
01:29:33You know, I never forgot you.
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