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00:31Good afternoon and welcome to the Countdown Studio.
00:33Now, here is the fact that will delight my old friend Greg Georgeson,
00:37a man with a wonderful voice who, of course, does a lot of audiobooks
00:41because apparently there's a huge surge in the sale of audiobooks,
00:47apparently up 148% in sales over the last five years.
00:52Huge, huge surge.
00:54And young people, young people between the ages of 18 and 34
00:58are accounting for quite a lot of that growth.
01:01Now, I've got a couple, but I still like a book.
01:05I still like a book.
01:06So I wouldn't buy an audiobook in place of a book other than for my car.
01:11How about you?
01:11I quite like them, actually.
01:13They need to do more of them.
01:14I'm glad they're becoming more popular.
01:15Because when you're doing something else where you can't actually watch the screen
01:18or look at a book, like if you're cooking or if you're on a, you know,
01:21cycling machine or tidying up or something like that
01:24where you can just shove your earphones in and go, quite interesting.
01:28It's true.
01:28I think they originally started way back for people whose eyesight was poor
01:33or, indeed, they were blind and they couldn't read.
01:35Now, of course, it's, as you say, gives you the ability to do more than one thing at once.
01:41It's quite nice when you've got the author's voice as well.
01:43I know Susie said she spent 20 hours in a voiceover studio doing her book.
01:47So, yeah, getting it straight from the horse's mouth.
01:49Yeah, exactly.
01:51Mick Grawick, welcome back.
01:53Welcome back from Church Langley in Essex.
01:56Lifelong Spurs fan, two good wins under your belt.
01:59And you're joined today by Rick and Steve, an account manager from Aylesbury.
02:03Bit of a film buff.
02:05He loves his Pulp Fiction.
02:06Your list is what?
02:08Pulp Fiction.
02:09Shawshank.
02:10Shawshank Redemption and?
02:12Assault on Precinct 13.
02:14Now, there's a very interesting fact here that I think you ought to tell a nation about.
02:18And that is that you asked your wife to marry you before you had even been on a date.
02:23What was going on here, Ben?
02:25Well, we'd worked together for 18 months.
02:28And I was giving her a lift home.
02:30We were discussing moving away from our parents anyway.
02:33Yes.
02:33And we basically married our fortunes together.
02:36I just popped the question.
02:38There and then?
02:39There and then.
02:40Never been on a date?
02:41No.
02:42Obviously, we liked each other, but...
02:44Oh, right.
02:44That was 30 years ago.
02:46Well, it worked.
02:46Well, good for you.
02:47Well done.
02:48Well done.
02:48So, let's have a big round of applause for Mick Grawick and Rick Anstey.
02:56And also, of course, please welcome to Dictionary Corner the ever-wonderful Susie Dent.
03:01Joined once again, and for the last time, until he comes back again, that wonderful comedian and author whose book,
03:09Parsnips Buttered.
03:11Have you put this on audiobooks?
03:12Yes, there's an audiobook of it as well, yeah.
03:14Is that normally the way now?
03:16Because, Susie, you're on audiobooks.
03:18You can download them, you see, from online.
03:21So, it's not just the physical CDs that you get.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Brilliant stuff.
03:25I mean, I'll come round and read the book to you if you want me to.
03:27I'd like that very much.
03:28Or just do it down the phone.
03:30I'll do it down the phone, Nick.
03:32Yeah, yeah.
03:32All right.
03:32All right.
03:32Then I won't have to feed you.
03:34All right.
03:34Let's have a...
03:35Let's have a...
03:36A lessons game.
03:37Mick.
03:38Consonant, please.
03:39Thank you, Mick.
03:40Start today with R.
03:42And another one.
03:45S.
03:46A third.
03:48R.
03:50And a fourth.
03:52F.
03:54And a vowel.
03:55U.
03:57Another vowel.
03:58I.
03:59Another vowel.
04:01E.
04:04A consonant.
04:06Another R.
04:08And another consonant, please.
04:10And the last one.
04:12T.
04:13And here is the countdown clock.
04:14A consonant.
04:16A consonant.
04:28A consonant.
04:30A consonant.
04:30A consonant.
04:31A consonant.
04:32A consonant.
04:32A consonant.
04:45Yes, Mick?
04:47Eight.
04:47An eight.
04:48Rick, and an eight.
04:50Mick?
04:51Furriest.
04:51Furriest.
04:52The same?
04:53There we go.
04:54Well done, Rick.
04:58And Joe and Susie?
05:00A couple more eights.
05:02There's fruiters, which I imagine is...
05:05Trees bearing fruit.
05:07Trees bearing fruit.
05:08Yes.
05:09And furriers.
05:11A furrier.
05:13A furrier, yeah.
05:14A chap who sells fur coats.
05:15Yes, something that deals in fur.
05:16Well, it is fur, really.
05:17Yeah.
05:17Eight points apiece.
05:19Rick, it's your letters game.
05:21Hello, Rachel.
05:22Hello, Rick.
05:22Can I start with a vowel, please?
05:25Start with I.
05:26And another, please.
05:27E.
05:28And another.
05:30O.
05:31A consonant.
05:34M.
05:35A consonant.
05:36J.
05:38A consonant.
05:39D.
05:41Another consonant.
05:43R.
05:45Another consonant.
05:47Y.
05:48And a vowel, please.
05:49And the last one.
05:50I.
05:51And here's the countdown clock.
05:53And then we'll be right back.
05:53Bye.
06:05Bye.
06:08Bye.
06:10Bye.
06:11Bye.
06:22Yes, Rick?
06:24Just a five.
06:25A five mix.
06:26Just a five for me as well.
06:27Rick, mired and...
06:30Drone.
06:31What, as in airdrome?
06:33That's right.
06:33Yeah, that's fine.
06:35And Joe?
06:36We've got a one-seven, which is joyride.
06:40Yeah, good one word.
06:41Very good, yes.
06:43Take a joyride.
06:44But a fast and dangerous ride, usually in a stolen vehicle.
06:48Exactly.
06:48Not to be recommended.
06:49On a drone, perhaps.
06:51All right.
06:51All right, 13 points apiece, and it's Mick's numbers game.
06:56Mick, can I have one large and five small, please, Rachel?
06:59Thank you, Mick.
06:59One from the top and five little ones.
07:02And the first numbers game of the day is six.
07:05One.
07:06Six.
07:08Seven.
07:09Eight.
07:09And the big one, 50.
07:11And the target, 685.
07:146, 8, 5.
07:46Yes, Mick.
07:476, 90.
07:496, 95 away.
07:51Rick?
07:51I got 6, 8, 6.
07:54Just one away.
07:55Yeah.
07:56So, Rick.
07:57Okay.
07:57I did 6 plus 8.
07:59It's 14.
07:596 plus 8, 14.
08:0114 times 50.
08:03700.
08:04And then I added up 7, 1, and 6 for another 14.
08:077, 1, and 6.
08:08Yep.
08:09And you are one away.
08:11Well done.
08:12Near, but not quite perfect.
08:14How perfect can you be?
08:16You can be perfect if you start the same way with 6 plus 8 for your 14, but then take
08:22one
08:23away from 50 for 49, times those together for 686, and then you have a 7 minus the other
08:296 for your 1 to take away 685.
08:31Oh, well done.
08:32Well done, Rick.
08:34Well done.
08:35So, Mick on 13, Rick on 20, as we turn to our first tea time teaser, which is Grand Eyes.
08:42And the clue Grand Eyes, so you volunteer to perform these at the service.
08:47Grand Eyes, so you volunteer to perform these at the service.
09:09Grand Eyes, so you volunteer to perform these at the service, to perform the readings.
09:16The readings, very important part of every funeral service.
09:19Now, Rick on 20, Mick on 13, and it's Rick's letters game.
09:24Start with a vowel, please.
09:26Thank you, Rick.
09:27O.
09:27Another vowel.
09:29E.
09:30And another.
09:31U.
09:32A consonant.
09:34N.
09:35And another.
09:36T.
09:37And another.
09:39K.
09:40And a vowel.
09:42A.
09:43And a consonant.
09:45T.
09:46And another consonant.
09:48And the last one.
09:49All.
09:50Tantan.
09:52Tantan.
10:22Yes, Rick?
10:22A six.
10:23A six.
10:24Mick?
10:24I think I've got a seven.
10:26Rick?
10:27Tanker.
10:29And Mick?
10:30Outtake.
10:32Or, I was going to say, the two T's together would seem a bit odd, so they've kept the hyphen
10:37in.
10:37They haven't with a lot of out words, Mick, but they have in that one, I'm afraid.
10:41Otherwise, it might look a bit Japanese, I think.
10:43Sorry.
10:44I would have put money on that.
10:46Yeah.
10:46But I would have lost.
10:47Joe?
10:48There are a couple of out words.
10:50There's outrank and outrake.
10:53Yes, nothing to do with a garden rake.
10:55It is a noun, actually.
10:57It's an extensive open pasture, or a path leading to a pasture from enclosed fields.
11:03That is an outrake.
11:04But if you raked better than someone else, you would say you outrake them.
11:09Yes, you could say.
11:10It's just not in the dictionary.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Well, it should be.
11:13Have a word.
11:15That's sort of speed raking.
11:17Speed raking.
11:18Yeah.
11:1826 points to Mick's 13.
11:21Rick in the lead, and it's Mick's letters game.
11:23Can I have a consonant, please, Rachel?
11:24Thank you, Mick.
11:26V.
11:26Another one.
11:29S.
11:30And a third.
11:32N.
11:33And a fourth.
11:35R.
11:37And a vowel.
11:38O.
11:39Another vowel.
11:41B.
11:42Another vowel.
11:44I.
11:46Consonant.
11:47H.
11:49And a final consonant, please.
11:53And a final W.
11:55Stand by.
11:57countdown.
11:57It's the same.
12:00It's the same.
12:19It's all a vowel.
12:19So we've seen a tune.
12:19Now it's the same.
12:19It's the same.
12:20It's the same.
12:20It's the same.
12:20It's the same.
12:26So we've seen a fala.
12:26Yes, Mick.
12:27Six.
12:28And seven.
12:29And a seven.
12:30Mick.
12:31Shower.
12:32And whiners, with an H.
12:34Whiners, absolutely fine, yes.
12:36Somebody who is petulant and moans a lot.
12:39Whining.
12:40Stop your whining.
12:42There's another seven version for seven.
12:45And then there's words for eight.
12:48Overwinds.
12:50Yes, slightly odd and slightly old, rooted in Old English,
12:54which means to overcome or to conquer or vanquish.
12:57To overwin.
12:57Thank you very much.
12:59Indeed, 33 plays 13.
13:01And now, Rick, it's your numbers game.
13:04Two large, please, and four from anywhere.
13:07You can indeed.
13:08Two large ones and four little ones.
13:11And these numbers are ten, two, four, nine.
13:17And the big ones, one hundred and twenty-five.
13:21And the target, seven hundred and seventy-six.
13:23Seven, seven, six.
13:25One hundred and seventy-six.
13:26One hundred so that makes this place more…
13:31Three, four, nine.
13:35One hundred and Atlantis.
13:36Three, four, nine.
13:43Five hundred and thirty- понад thirty- contractors.
13:44Four, seven hundred and eighty-
13:44One hundred and ninety-six.
13:45Three, four, nine.
13:52One hundred and forty-five.
13:52Four, nine hundred and fifty-five.
13:52Two, nine hundred and eighty-вторog.
13:54Four, six.
13:54Two, seven, ten.
13:55Rick?
13:57774.
13:58Two away, and Mick?
14:00776.
14:00Mick?
14:01Two times four is eight.
14:03Two fours are eight.
14:04Times 100.
14:05Times 100, 800.
14:07Minus 25.
14:08Is 775.
14:10And then 10 minus nine is the one.
14:11Yeah, nicely done.
14:13Well done.
14:14Well done.
14:17Well done there, Mick.
14:18Closing the gap.
14:19Yeah, only ten points in it.
14:21As we turn to Joe Lysett.
14:23Now then, Joe, what's up?
14:25What's up?
14:25I'll tell you what's up, Nick.
14:28I've brought along some things I've brought on holidays.
14:30A friend of mine has a thing called the Shelf of Shame,
14:32and the idea is to buy the worst bit of tat you can find
14:36in the gift shop at the place that you're at.
14:39So I've brought some of my favourites along.
14:41This I got in Prague.
14:43Now, I love art, and I also love eggs.
14:49So why wouldn't I love Mona Lisa on an egg?
14:52LAUGHTER
14:54When I was in Munich, I found this,
14:57which just solves an age-old problem.
14:59If you're stranded at sea and you're trying to get attention
15:03whilst also opening a bottle,
15:06this whistle bottle opener with Germany written on it.
15:10WHISTLE BLOWS
15:11Very helpful.
15:12Jerry!
15:13This, I literally just came back from Berlin.
15:15In Berlin, I found this.
15:16It's a lovely thing to sort of say,
15:17oh, I wish you were here.
15:18Here is a headless, limbless woman with some sweets in her belly.
15:23LAUGHTER
15:24Extraordinary.
15:25So this is the absolute weirdest thing I've ever found,
15:27and I think it's the weirdest thing that exists in the universe.
15:30Imagine, if you will,
15:33a baby dressed as a frog holding a wasp.
15:37LAUGHTER
15:38Right?
15:40Let's have a look at this.
15:41Imagine no more, it exists!
15:43No!
15:45Right?
15:47Now, where is the logic?
15:48This I got in Malaga,
15:50and it sings and dances.
15:52Oh, please.
15:52Right, listen to the lyrics to this.
16:00Right.
16:02Don't want you for the weekend.
16:05Don't want you for a night.
16:07Don't want you for a night.
16:09I'm only interested.
16:11I'm only interested.
16:12Can't have you for life.
16:13If I can have you for life.
16:16APPLAUSE
16:20So there's ten points in it then.
16:2233 to 23.
16:23Rick in the lead at the moment,
16:25and it's Mick's letters game.
16:26Mick.
16:27Can I have a consonant, please?
16:28Thank you, Mick.
16:29Q.
16:31And another one.
16:33G.
16:34And another consonant.
16:37F.
16:38Another consonant.
16:41L.
16:42And a vowel.
16:45O.
16:45Another vowel.
16:47E.
16:48And a third vowel.
16:50O.
16:52A consonant.
16:54S.
16:56And a final vowel, please.
16:59And a final U.
17:01Count.
17:03And a vowel.
17:20And a vowel.
17:21And a vowel.
17:22And a vowel.
17:22and a vowel.
17:22And a vowel.
17:33Mick. Just a five. A five ring. Yeah, just a five. Mick's five. Fools. Just the same. Fools. Really? And
17:41Rick's five. There's quite a few fives that we found. Found glues, flogs, goose. But nothing more than five. Goose.
17:50Goose. Nice word, goose. It's nice. Nice animal, too, for all of them. Yes.
17:54To goose somebody. Can't do that anymore. 38 to 28. Ten points in it. Rick's ten points in the lead.
18:02And it's Rick's letters game. A vowel, please. A. And another. I. And another. A. A consonant. N. A consonant.
18:15T. And another. N. And another. S. And another.
18:24T. And a final vowel, please. And a final. O. Stand by.
19:01Yes. A seven. A seven, Mick. And a seven. And a seven. Yes. Rick. Station. And. Nations. And nations.
19:12Excellent. What else? Yes. Joe. There's a couple of eights. Yes. Annato's, which Susie found. I have no idea what
19:20that is.
19:20A. Annato is an orange-red dye obtained from a tropical fruit. But the plural can be attached to the
19:30tropical American tree that produces this dye.
19:33So they are annato's, the trees that give you this dye in food colourants. And then there's a sonatina. I
19:40don't know what that means either.
19:41Is that to do with a. A short sonata. Okay, yeah. Yes. A sonatina. A little sonatina. Or the child
19:46of Tina. Yes.
19:50Thank you. And now, Mick, it's your numbers game. One large and five small, please.
19:55Thank you, Mick. One large one. Five little ones. And at this time, your numbers are five, three, nine, six,
20:04seven, and 25. And this target, 270.
20:10Two, seven, zero.
20:12Two, seven, zero.
20:41Yes, Mick.
20:43Yep, 270. 270. And Rick, two? 270. All right, Mick.
20:48Seven plus three is ten. Seven plus three, ten.
20:51And six plus five is 11.
20:53Yep.
20:55What have I done here?
20:5711 minus nine.
21:00Minus nine. There we go.
21:0225 plus two.
21:04So 27.
21:05Times ten.
21:05And times it by your ten. Lovely. Well done.
21:08All right.
21:11All right. And, Rick?
21:12I think I went even the longer way round.
21:15Five minus three is two.
21:17Yep.
21:17Plus 25 is 27.
21:1927 again.
21:20Seven minus six is one.
21:22Yep.
21:22Add it to the nine to make ten.
21:24Lovely.
21:24And multiply them.
21:25That will do the job.
21:27Well done.
21:29Well done.
21:30Still that ten points, though.
21:3255 to 45.
21:33Rick in charge.
21:34And we have a tea time teaser for you,
21:36which is Danger Me.
21:38And the clue,
21:40he could potentially save me from danger when I'm in France.
21:43He could potentially save me from danger when I'm in France.
22:01And the answer is Gendarme, of course.
22:10French police force of the Gendarmerie.
22:1455 plays 45.
22:16Rick's in the lead.
22:17And it's Rick's letters game.
22:18OK.
22:19Start with the vowel, please.
22:20Thank you, Rick.
22:21A.
22:22And another.
22:23I.
22:24And another.
22:25E.
22:27A consonant.
22:29W.
22:30Another consonant.
22:31B.
22:32And another.
22:33H.
22:34And another.
22:36N.
22:37And another.
22:39V.
22:40And another vowel, please.
22:42And the last one.
22:43A.
22:45Stand by.
23:16Yes, Rick.
23:17Just a five.
23:18A five, Mick.
23:19And just a five for me as well.
23:21Rick, Haven.
23:22And?
23:23I've got Haven as well.
23:25Just show each other your Havens.
23:27And, Joe.
23:29There's a six, which is Wahine.
23:32Yeah.
23:32A Maori woman or wife.
23:34Yeah.
23:34Wahine.
23:35Start with the E at the end, but pronounce Wahine.
23:37And the E, Susie?
23:38No, that was our best for six.
23:39Tough one, that one, Nick.
23:41Very tough.
23:41All right.
23:42Ten points in it.
23:43Six, he plays 50, and we turn to Mick for his letters game.
23:47Mick.
23:48Can I have a consonant, please?
23:49Thank you, Mick.
23:50M.
23:51And another one.
23:54L.
23:54And a third.
23:56D.
23:57And a fourth.
23:58X.
24:01And a vowel.
24:03E.
24:04Another vowel.
24:06I.
24:07Another vowel.
24:09A.
24:11Consonant.
24:13T.
24:16And a final consonant, please.
24:18And a final D.
24:21Stand by.
24:21T.
24:24The Q with the name of Johnny J regen.
24:30And a vowel.
24:36Maybeista, there is a vowel.
24:37And a vowel.
24:37Some tongue.
24:38Some tongue.
24:39Pan Am.
24:39These QR cards.
24:44I fue one along along along.
24:50No question.
24:50Dang.
24:53Yes, Mick?
24:54Six.
24:55A six and?
24:56A seven.
24:57And a seven.
24:58Mick?
24:59Middle.
25:00And?
25:01Dilated.
25:02Excellent.
25:02Yeah, wow.
25:03Well done.
25:04What have we got in the corner, I wonder?
25:06Susie and Joe?
25:07Nothing better than that, unfortunately.
25:09Exactly those two?
25:10Exactly those two.
25:11Well done.
25:12All right.
25:13So, 67 now to Rick.
25:15Mick on 50, as we turn to Susie for her wonderful origins of words.
25:21Susie?
25:22Well, a couple of emails from our wonderful viewers, and I know I keep saying this, but
25:27thank you very, very much for all the emails and letters that come my way, because they're
25:31very gratefully received.
25:33The first one comes from Henry Adjete.
25:36I hope I pronounced that right.
25:38He says, I've been trying to find the origin and why we use the expression, a different
25:41kettle of fish.
25:43Hmm.
25:44Its origin is in the Scottish borders, where it had very, very literal beginnings.
25:50It was common for families and friends to spend high days and holidays, feasting, having
25:56fun, and picnics on the bank of the river.
26:00And we think of a kettle really as a small enclosed container for boiling water these days,
26:04but it was actually any large vessel that was used to boil things in.
26:09In fact, this is as early as the late 1700s.
26:13And there's one description of this custom in a book or an account by Thomas Newt in
26:19his tour of England and Scotland.
26:20And he says, it's customary for the gentlemen who live near the Tweed to entertain their
26:24neighbours and friends with a fête champetre, which they call a kettle of fish.
26:29A fire is kindled and live salmon thrown into boiling kettles.
26:33So not very nice for the salmon.
26:36Its first meaning, actually, when it became a bit more generalised, was a mess or a muddle,
26:41perhaps because of the mess of bones, et cetera, and skin that was left in the kettles afterwards.
26:46And we still retain that meaning, don't we, of a sort of a bit of a mess.
26:49As you say, that's a fine kettle of fish.
26:51But then we also talk about something being a different kettle of fish.
26:54And perhaps the simple idea was that one outing near the banks of the river is very different
26:58to another.
26:59And so the idea of variation came in.
27:02A bit of a mystery, that last leap of meaning, as so often in English.
27:06My second email, actually, it was an oral request from Joe next to me, asked about birthday
27:11suits.
27:12We're talking about birthday suits.
27:14Don't ask why I was asking.
27:18Birthday suits, obviously, meaning today that you have nothing on, but actually very literal
27:22beginnings again, because a birthday suit was something that you once wore for the king's
27:26birthday.
27:26So it was your absolute best.
27:28It was your Sunday best, if you like, that you got out your finery to celebrate the monarch's
27:33birthday.
27:34So the sort of shift to being in the buff, that buff referring to the colour of buffalo
27:39skin originally, came a bit later.
27:41But yes, it once had very regal beginnings.
27:43Oh, thanks.
27:44There you go.
27:44Well done, Susie.
27:47Very good.
27:49All right.
27:5067 to 50.
27:51Rick's in the lead, and it's Rick's letters game.
27:54Rick.
27:55OK.
27:55A vowel, please.
27:56Thank you, Rick.
27:58U.
28:00And another, please.
28:02E.
28:03And another.
28:05O.
28:06And a consonant.
28:09R.
28:09And another.
28:11L.
28:12And another.
28:13T.
28:15And another.
28:16C.
28:18And another vowel.
28:20A.
28:21And a final consonant, please.
28:24And a final L.
28:26Countdown.
28:42And a final consonant, please.
28:43And a final consonant, please.
28:43And a final consonant, please.
28:43And a final consonant, please.
28:44And a final consonant, please.
28:44And a final consonant, please.
28:45And a final consonant, please.
28:45And a final consonant, please.
28:46And a final consonant, please.
28:46And a final consonant, please.
28:47And a final consonant, please.
28:48And a final consonant, please.
28:49And a final consonant, please.
28:49And a final consonant, please.
28:51And a final consonant, please.
28:56rick uh risky seven and mick uh i'll go for a risky seven then as well come on then chaps
29:03clouter and call out and call out oh clouter not there i'm afraid oh and call out is hyphenated
29:15the hyphens are not liking you today mick i'm sorry um so i have to disallow both mick sorry
29:21bad luck lads what can we have joe uh there's a couple of sixes cartel rectal let's move on
29:28uh there's a seven collate to collate something yes very good putting things together
29:36bits of information all right 67 to 50 stays the same and we turn to mick for the final letters
29:43game then mick consonant please thank you mick s and another one l and a third p and a fourth
29:57z and a vowel please i another vowel u another vowel o another vowel a
30:13and a consonant please and to finish d and the clock starts now
30:21so
30:31so
30:49yes mick seven a seven and seven mick uploads the same and rick yes just compare that
31:00happy joe and suzy beat us we uh we didn't get uploads we got plauds six but yeah that's very
31:07uh
31:07very impressive yes all right very good yeah and so 74 plays 57 as we plunge into the final
31:14numbers game rick uh two from the top any other four please thank you rick two large and four
31:21little coming up and the final one of the week is six four seven another six and the large one
31:2975
31:29and 100 and the target 744 744
31:40so
31:51so
31:52so
32:06Yes, Rick?
32:08744.
32:10Mick?
32:10744.
32:11All right, let's hear it.
32:12Rick?
32:13100 plus 6.
32:15106.
32:16Times 7.
32:17742.
32:186 minus 4.
32:19The other one.
32:20Lovely.
32:21And add them together.
32:22744.
32:23Mick?
32:24Yep, same one.
32:26Well done.
32:27All right.
32:31So, same difference, really.
32:3384 plays 67.
32:34Mick on 67.
32:35As we go into the final round.
32:37So, Mick and Rick, fingers on buzzers, please.
32:40Let's roll today's Countdown Conundrum.
32:47Is it defeating?
32:49Let's see whether you're right.
32:53There we are.
32:54Defeating.
32:54Well done.
32:56You're pleased with that.
32:59Very quick, indeed.
33:00Look at that.
33:01But unfortunately, just not quite enough.
33:0477 to Rick's.
33:05It's 84.
33:06But you get a teapot, you had some wins, and you get a goodie bag, and you go back to
33:11Church
33:12Langley with our blessing.
33:14Thank you very much.
33:15It's been good.
33:16It's been good fun having you.
33:17It's been a pleasure.
33:18All right.
33:18And we shall see.
33:19Rick, we shall see you on Monday.
33:21Yep.
33:22Look forward to that.
33:23Well done.
33:24Well done.
33:25Sadly, we shan't be seeing you on Monday until we can drag you back.
33:29But your schedule is such.
33:30I mean, it's crazy, because you've been playing all over the place.
33:34Your DVD is out next month.
33:36Yeah.
33:37Which is called That's the Way.
33:39Aha.
33:39Aha.
33:40Joe likes it.
33:41Yes.
33:42That's it.
33:42That's what it's called.
33:43And then, next couple of weeks' time, you're playing down in Portsmouth, I think, aren't
33:47you?
33:47I am, yes.
33:48Yeah, going down to Portsmouth, doing some stand-up comedy.
33:51Well, listen, you make some space for us, and you come back and see us soon again.
33:54Yeah, I've loved it.
33:55Thanks for having me.
33:56Will you take that thing with you when you go?
33:58No, it's staying here.
34:00We shall see you on Monday.
34:04Yep, we'll see you then, Nick.
34:05Bye-bye.
34:05And Rachel, too.
34:06Now we've got a fascinating character coming to see us on Monday.
34:10We've got...
34:11We've got John Chalice.
34:12Exactly.
34:12Also known as Boise.
34:14Oh, he was wonderful.
34:15Yeah.
34:16Only Ports and Horses fans.
34:17Absolutely.
34:18He won't have a baby dressed as a frog.
34:22I hope not.
34:23Counting on that.
34:24We'll see you on Monday.
34:25See you then.
34:26Well done.
34:26Join us on Monday, same time, same place.
34:28Boise will be here.
34:30Good afternoon.
34:32You can contact the programme by email at countdown at channel4.com, by Twitter at C4Countdown,
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34:43You can also find our webpage at channel4.com forward slash countdown.
34:50The second series of humans starts on Sunday at 9, and the whole of the first series is available
34:54for catch-up on all four.
34:57Jimmy checks out our Britain and Europe success story.
34:59He freed on back tonight at 8.30.
35:01Next, though, deal or no deal?
35:03Where's he going to see?

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