00:13I can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp. I give it six months.
00:31We look so cute. I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt though. Someone
00:39just commented sponger in a stupid shirt. I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:45I don't. I don't. Spoiler alert, she did care. And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:53But I made a vow to stay with her for five years and I was determined to keep that vow.