00:01hello who is this the pebble this is not the pebble no
00:10who the hell is this i called for help and got some mystery person instead i am god the lord
00:17of all creation and i am here because i have specially chosen you for a task
00:23listen listen listen god last time i checked the big guy didn't need a phone and honestly i'm not
00:27buying it so what's the task i use a phone only to uh relate to the humans i do not
00:35need a phone no
00:36but i use it in order to be relatable to your tiny mind relatable dude god wouldn't say tiny mind
00:44like
00:44some smug prick on a podcast i have actually started a podcast um if you could like and subscribe can
00:51i
00:51read you out the link um it's called godcast pretty cool name huh the almighty has a podcast
00:57called godcast sure and i'm the pope's personal trainer so let's hear the damn link
01:03well it's youtube.com slash the burnt peanut but that's the name of the lord of all creation my
01:10grandma's bingo partner has a more divine name than that no that's just my nickname because i'm like
01:15nuts and i and he'll burn in hell if you come come at me bro oh so now god's threatening
01:22me with hell
01:22for doubting his youtube handle that's exactly what a scammer would say bro that is not what a scammer
01:28would say that that was way too stupid it's actually so stupid it's probably true
01:34you
