00:00Hardcore pest control hacks. Every older American knows wasp nest outside the window.
00:05Steal your wife's Dawn dish soap from the kitchen, mix it with some water, and douse the whole nest.
00:10The soap suffocates them instantly. Dig your wife's dusty tennis racket out of the closet
00:14and wrap it with inside-out duct tape. You're now holding a surface-to-air fly interceptor missile.
00:19One swat and you finally get some peace and quiet.
00:22Voles in the vegetable patch. Go grab that shedding cat your wife treats like royalty
00:26and give it a heavy brushing. Stuff a big wad of that cat hair right at the base of your
00:30plants.
00:31Once those rodents smell a predator, they'll pack their bags overnight. Big spider drops in while
00:35you're getting a drink. Don't scream like a little girl. Grab a wet paper towel and smash it right
00:40against the wall. Quick and done. Whoop a strip of flypaper around your tree trunks. Any little thief
00:45trying to crawl up there is hitting a dead end. See a roach? Don't step on it. That's disgusting.
00:50Take a strip of duct tape, loop it sticky side up, and drop a spoonful of peanut butter in the
00:54middle.
00:55Once those little bastards go for a bite, they're stuck for good. Leaves covered in swarms of bugs.
01:00Wrap some duct tape around your fingers sticky side out and just pat them right off. It's clean,
01:04quick, and a hell of a lot more satisfying than squishing them by hand. Snails trying to steal
01:09your strawberries? Cover the plant with a bowl and lay down a thick ring of turmeric powder around it.
01:14The second a snail hits that stuff, it's like touching a live wire. They'll do an immediate U-turn.
