00:00Blind dates are a nightmare.
00:01Couldn't agree more.
00:02James?
00:03Dan didn't tell me you were stunning.
00:05He didn't tell me you have great taste in women.
00:10Dating is a young person's game.
00:12We're a modern couple.
00:12We can do whatever we want.
00:14You want to get hitched?
00:14I do.
00:15I do.
00:16I feel like I'm missing something.
00:20Wait until you hear about my ex.
00:22If I say her name three times, she appears.
00:24Yeah.
00:26Don't you have to stay in your casket until after the sun goes down?
00:28It's cloudy out.
00:30It's modern love.
00:32Are you even compatible?
00:33Mom, you married a stranger?
00:35Is he after your money?
00:36I don't have any money.
00:38Are you after his money?
00:39Because this place is nice.
00:42Who's that?
00:43I am James' teaching assistant from Norway.
00:46When I work, I mean absolute silence.
00:51There's nothing newlyweds love more than a needy house guest.
00:55Just go with it.
00:57Newlyweds.
00:58I have to stay in my house.
00:58I'm happy.
