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00:00One, two, one, two, one.
00:25There we were and here we are.
00:28La inaugural WWF Armageddon pay-per-view taking place in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
00:33It's the 12th December 1999, we've got 17,000 inside the arena and an estimated 337 have bought the show
00:39on pay-per-view.
00:41Our main event tonight is going to change everything as Triple H meets Vince McMahon in a no-holds-barred
00:46match.
00:47If Vince McMahon can beat the game, then Hunter's marriage to Stephanie McMahon will be annulled.
00:52It'll be made legally invalid.
00:54If Triple H wins though, Vince has to give him a WWF title shot.
00:57There's a lot of WWF tag teams also looking a shot at the tag team titles at the Royal Rumble,
01:02and these tag teams are going to square off in our opening match to determine the number one contenders.
01:07It's a big old battle royal to kick off WWF Armageddon.
01:15This battle royal highlights how good the tag team division is right now in the WWF.
01:20When you compare it to last year, it's like a night and day difference.
01:23We've got the Dudley boys, Edge and Christian, these two began to match a little early by the way.
01:29We've also got the Headbangers, the Hardys, the Acolytes, two cool who get a great reaction on their way to
01:35the ring.
01:35Mark Henry and the Godfather are also here.
01:37And then there's the team that's going to win it all.
01:56So, once you get sent over the top rope, both you and your teammate have to…
02:00Are you being serious right now? Rodney's being eliminated?
02:04It's okay, the Mean Street Posse are playing chess while we're all playing checkers.
02:08Joey Abs runs in to replace Rodders and…
02:11For God's sake, no, wait, Rodney's going back in.
02:15There's still hope for the Posse saying his big peak ass has been on fire since this match began…
02:19Oh no, he's been sent out too.
02:21It's like, you know, fuck it, this pay-per-view sucks.
02:24We've got Grandmaster Sexy holding his own against Godfather and Mark Henry.
02:28The Headbangers are sent to the back after Marsh gets eliminated.
02:32The Acolytes then team up to get their world's strongest man over the top rope
02:35and after a little more action in the ring, Christian and Scotty Too Hottie find themselves on the apron.
02:40Unfortunately, the Grandmaster tried to help his partner but it didn't work out too well.
02:44So, too cool of being eliminated and we're down to the final four teams.
02:48Edge and Christian get eliminated when Edge gets sent over the top rope and to the apron by Bubba Ray
02:53Dudley.
02:53D-Von was standing on the outside, he pulled Edge out and the crowd booed when this elimination happened.
02:59Edge and Christian have been making quite the name for themselves on Raw every week
03:02but they won't be facing the tag team champions at the Royal Rumble.
03:06Bubba delivered a great looking fisherman suplex to Jeff Hardy while Jeff was on the top rope.
03:10And the action continued in the ring with Bradshaw taking the wuzz up headbutt from the Dudley boys.
03:15The Dudleys were looking good as they dropped Jeff with a back suplex and neckbreaker combo
03:19but D-Von made the mistake of celebrating after the move.
03:22Matt eliminated D-Von so now we're down to the Hardy boys and the Acolytes.
03:26Matt and Bradshaw tumbled out of the ring at the same time and the referees decided to let the match
03:31continue.
03:31They couldn't see whose feet touched the floor first so the match resumed inside the ring.
03:36Matt stays outside while his brother takes a clothesline from hell back inside the ropes
03:40but Jeff's able to eliminate Farouk after a headscissor takedown.
03:44The officials were too busy tending to Matt Hardy though
03:46so Farouk got back inside the ropes and once again the match continued on.
03:51We see poetry in motion from the Hardy boys and Jeff had a golden opportunity to eliminate Bradshaw
03:55when the big Texan found himself on the apron.
03:58Somehow Bradshaw was able to hold on following a top rope dropkick from Jeff
04:02and the Acolytes win the match after Farouk delivers a spinebuster.
04:05Matt ends up on the apron alongside Bradshaw
04:08and when Jeff came running in at Farouk the Hardy boy got launched over the top rope in spectacular fashion.
04:13The Acolytes win our opening match and yeah, this was a great way to kick off the pay-per-view.
04:17A fun bottle royal here that had an unpredictable finish.
04:42Kurt Angle wanted Steve Blackman to close the muthafuck dojo and join the Olympic dojo.
04:47Blackman was open to joining a new school so he could infiltrate it from the inside
04:51and gain all their high classified confidential information
04:54but he then noticed that Mr. Angle was only using him to gain match victories
04:58and the Olympic dojo didn't even exist.
05:01So Sensei Blackman's going to deliver a beatdown to Kurt Angle tonight at Armageddon.
05:05Kurt says he understands he's been getting bad crowd reactions ever since he came to WWF
05:10but he knows he'll get a great response from these fans in southern Florida tonight.
05:14He then makes his entrance and yeah, he gets booed out of the building.
05:17Great stuff.
05:18He wants to talk about his three eyes but he gets interrupted by Steve.
05:22And are we looking at a babyface turn here for Sensei Blackman?
05:26Steve turned himself into an actual missile when performing a missile dropkick.
05:30He then noticed a little bug on the mat that could transform into a giant robot monster at any time
05:35so he took it out with a top rope splash.
05:37After Kurt performed a dropkick, he too went upstairs to make sure the bug was well and truly dead.
05:42Good work, boys.
05:43Blackman performs a bow and arrow submission followed by a backbreaker.
05:46He then applies a moodle lock because rail recognize rail but Angle replies with a DDT.
05:52The WWF then passed out copies of the Financial Times to fans in attendance
05:55and naturally this leads to a boring chant.
05:58So Blackman spices things up a bit with some action on the outside
06:01followed by a slingshot sunset flip back inside the ropes.
06:04Kurt replies with a butterfly suplex.
06:06Kurt also cannot understand why these fans are chanting boring
06:10and seriously, neither can I.
06:12While standing in the corner, Angle admits to Blackman that the Olympic dojo was completely fabricated
06:17and Steve gets angry.
06:18He performs a drop to a hold in the opposite corner
06:21and this gets followed up with the Blackman torpedo.
06:23Steve performs a snap suplex, he beats the crap out of Angle
06:27while the Olympic gold medalist was on the mat.
06:29Stevie then goes for a Vader bomb but Kurt gets his knees up.
06:32Our match ends with Blackman missing an enziguri
06:34and Angle scores the win following a German suplex.
06:37But Stevie isn't done yet.
06:39For lying about the Olympic dojo and for having no highly confidential documents
06:43that Blackman could steal, Kurt gets attacked after the bell.
06:46The crowd cheer for Stevie here and he seems to be enjoying the response he's getting.
06:50The only bad thing about Steve turning babyface though
06:52is the fact that we may never see Shane Blackman in the WWF.
06:56We'll just have to wait and see.
06:58Decent match here.
06:59The finish was a little flat and the crowd were tough to please,
07:02but still pretty decent.
07:08Michael Cole's watching Barbara Bush get her evening gown on in the backstage area,
07:12what an absolute horndog.
07:14His eyes are laser focused on BB's big mama jammas
07:17and I can only imagine his reaction to the ending of our next match.
07:21It's an evening gown match that's taking place inside a pool of water
07:25and our contestants include BB, Miss Kitty, Jacqueline and Ivory.
07:29Mae Young and Evil Bitch the Fabulous Moolah are here to oversee the festivities.
07:34Nobody remembers what actually happened during the match
07:37because it's nothing more than women splashing around
07:39while trying to take each other's clothes off,
07:41but it came down to Miss Kitty and Ivory.
07:43Kitty ended up winning the match and yes,
07:46this match actually was contested for the women's championship
07:48so we have our first title change at Armageddon.
07:51The moment everyone remembers happened after the bell.
07:54Miss Kitty said everyone came here to see her get naked
07:56and she wasn't going to disappoint the fans,
07:58so she went ahead and she stripped down to her underwear
08:01before getting her bops out for the lads.
08:03This was all caught during the live feed of the pay-per-view
08:06and it caused some backlash from pay-per-view characters
08:09both domestically and globally.
08:10In particular, Sky Sports in the UK weren't too amused
08:13with the WWF not forewarning them about this planned spot
08:17and yes, it was most definitely planned.
08:20Funnily enough, Sky didn't get the rights
08:22to a few WWF pay-per-views the following year
08:24including the 2000 Royal Rumble.
08:26Anyway, Mae Young wants to show her stuff too
08:29but thankfully she was quickly removed from the arena.
08:31Mae almost succeeded in her mission
08:33which caused a lot of folks to snap back to reality
08:36after Kitty's little misdemeanor.
08:39Next up, we have the heaviest tag team match in WWF history
08:42when super heavyweights The Holly Cousins
08:44take on Rikishi Inviscera
08:46and Rikishi said he represents
08:48all the healthy fat people in the world tonight
08:50as he goes into this tag team match.
08:53Keep in mind, this was the first time Rikishi ever spoke
08:55since coming back to the WWF
08:57so yeah, quite the statement to make
08:59the first time you get a mic shoved in your face.
09:01He also began his promo saying
09:03Hickory Dickory Doc
09:04and I was fully expecting some clever and witty rhyming
09:08from Big Kish but alas, no such luck.
09:11He just cut his promo as normal
09:13talking about fighting for the rights of healthy chunky boys.
09:16Rikishi said he'd have his partners back tonight
09:18he needed Viscera to have his back
09:20but unfortunately, Big Vis proved to be a terrible partner.
09:24He just stood there as Rikishi went to work
09:26at the opening bell
09:27and he let Rikishi dish out all the punishment.
09:29Crash got set on
09:31and not in a good way
09:32Hardcore had to save his partner
09:33from taking a bonsai drop
09:35Bombastic Bob then tagged in
09:37and he ended up taking a corner ass attack
09:39followed by a belly to belly suplex.
09:41Big Kish then looked to tag out
09:42but Viscera was in absolutely no rush to join in
09:46so Rikishi forcefully tagged him in
09:48and Vis had to go to work.
09:50Bob Holly took a Samoan drop
09:51while young Crash took a chokebomb
09:53followed by a belly to belly.
09:54Vis then missed a splash on both of his opponents
09:57and Hardcore is able to take advantage
09:58with a missile dropkick.
10:00The Hollies then try their best to bring Vis down
10:02but Crash made the stupid mistake
10:04of trying a sunset flip
10:05so Vis is able to destroy both Crash and Hardcore
10:08before tagging out.
10:09We see a pop-up cutter from Rikishi
10:12Hardcore takes a superkick
10:13we then see the Rikishi driver to Crash
10:16Hardcore grabs Rikishi by the hair
10:18and Viscera then delivers a spinning wheel kick
10:20to his own partner.
10:21Was it a mistake
10:22or did Viscera do it on purpose?
10:24It doesn't matter
10:25because the Hollies win via pinfall
10:27and Viscera applauds his opponents
10:28as they head back up the ramp.
10:30This leads the Rikishi squaring up to Viscera
10:32and Big Vis takes a superkick
10:34after the two exchange words.
10:35Officials have to come down
10:37to break the two men up
10:38and that's how it ends.
10:40Rikishi was impressive here
10:41the pop-up diamond cutter looked good
10:43and the fans were behind him
10:44from bell to bell.
10:51Valvenus says he's going to take a trip to Europe
10:53after he wins the European title tonight
10:55at Armageddon.
10:56He wants to find the most beautiful women
10:58in the continent
10:59because he's the Eiffel Tower
11:00and Big Ben all rolled into one.
11:03What a guy.
11:03Something tells me this Valvenus chap's
11:06overcompensating for something
11:07but anywho,
11:08Venus has some stiff,
11:10get it,
11:11stiff competition tonight
11:12because he's facing two opponents.
11:14The man who many thinks
11:15the greatest European champion of all time,
11:17D'Lo Browne,
11:18and the original European champion himself,
11:21the British Bulldog.
11:22Not only that,
11:23the Bulldog's brought some mean street back up
11:25with him tonight
11:25so yeah,
11:26tough break Mr. Valboski.
11:28My hopes and dreams got flushed down the toilet
11:30when that no-good Teddy Long
11:32sent the posse back to the dressing room
11:33and I legitimately shed a tear
11:35when Davey Boy didn't pull off
11:37a single chin lock in this match.
11:39D'Lo and Venus worked together
11:40to keep Davey in check
11:41but the alliance was short-lived.
11:43D'Lo pulled off a fantastic double clothesline
11:46after he dived over the top rope
11:47but it was Venus who took charge
11:49when the action got back inside the ring.
11:51After briefly going to the outside again,
11:53Venus finds himself in a bad spot.
11:55Davey and D'Lo decide to team up
11:56for a little while
11:57but again,
11:58it's an alliance that short-lived.
11:59D'Lo takes Bulldog out with a right hand
12:01and this allows D'Lo and Venus
12:03to do a little work in the ring
12:04but honestly,
12:05the crowd's been pretty dead for this one.
12:08Things don't improve
12:09when D'Lo botches a springboard DDT
12:11and when Davey comes back in,
12:13the crowd remain quiet.
12:14The spots that these guys planned out
12:16just aren't getting any kind of reaction unfortunately.
12:19D'Lo performs a top rope sunset flip,
12:22the Bulldog pulls the referee out,
12:24D'Lo then takes a double backdrop
12:26that takes him out of the match for a while
12:27and Val Venus pulls off a spine buster.
12:30We then see the running power slam from Davey
12:32but D'Lo puts Val's foot on the bottom rope
12:34and when D'Lo gets back in the ring,
12:36the crowd finally make a little noise
12:38for his signature leg drop.
12:40Our match ends with D'Lo performing the lowdown on Davey
12:42but Val follows this up with a money shot to D'Lo.
12:45This leads to Val Venus becoming the new European champion
12:48and yeah, can't say I enjoyed this one too much.
12:51The crowd didn't get into it at all unfortunately
12:54and it's easy to see why.
12:56A very by the numbers triple threat match right here.
13:01Resident pervert Michael Cole talks to X-Pac backstage.
13:04On Sunday Night Heat,
13:05Kane wanted his match against Kid to be contested
13:07inside a steel cage
13:09and so Pac wants to add a stipulation of his own.
13:12The Big Red Machine can only win this match via pinfall
13:15whereas Pac can climb out of the cage if he so chooses.
13:18He also tells Tori to stop calling his hotel room
13:21at all hours of the night
13:22because she isn't getting any.
13:23I can't help but think that that's a bit of a fib, Mr. Waltman.
13:28Tori may not be getting any tonight
13:30but X-Pac's gonna get some
13:31as he takes on Kane.
13:33Not in the way X-Pac meant of course,
13:35that's a different type of pay-per-view altogether.
13:37Kane's out first accompanied by Tori
13:39whereas old Billy no-mates X-Pac's all by himself.
13:42Waltman squares up to Tori on the outside
13:44while Kane's inside the cage
13:45but the Big Red Machine climbs out to put a stop to Pac's advances
13:49with a good old-fashioned uppercut.
13:51Kane continues to wreck his opponent on the outside
13:53but Pac grabs the ring bell
13:54and Kane gets whacked right between the eyes.
13:56Kane isn't down for long
13:58so Pac retreats inside the cage
14:00as his opponent follows.
14:02Waltman uses his quickness to get the advantage
14:04but he's quickly shut down
14:05when Kane catches a spin and wheel kick attempt
14:07into a big side slam.
14:09Kane stays on top with a military press slam
14:11but when he tries to run his adversary
14:13into the cage, Pac's able to counter
14:15and it's Kane who tastes the steel
14:17before getting dropped with a spinning heel kick.
14:19Waltman tries to escape
14:20but Kane stops him
14:21as both men find themselves on the top rope.
14:24Kane ends up getting his wee red machine
14:26smashed on the rope
14:27before getting his head repeatedly rammed into the cage.
14:30Kane briefly goes back on offense
14:31but his backdrop's countered into a tornado DDT
14:34which did look pretty good.
14:36The crowd's been deathly silent throughout this one
14:38but they perk up a little
14:40for Kane's tilt-a-world backbreaker.
14:41X-Pac then gets thrown into the cage
14:43before taking a big boot
14:45and look, it would seem X-Pac has some mates
14:47as the outlaws run down to the ring
14:48with bolt cutters.
14:50Didn't see that coming.
14:51They cut the chain off the door
14:53eventually
14:54and Mr. Ass slams the door into Kane's face
14:56before sliding a chair into the ring.
14:58The outlaws take their leave
15:00as Pac scores with an X-Factor
15:02right onto that steel chair.
15:03X-Pac's mates have also thrown some handcuffs
15:06into the ring
15:06and Kane gets cuffed to the cage.
15:08This results in Waltman cracking his opponent
15:10over the head with that steel chair a few times.
15:13Pac then wants to escape
15:15but Tori climbs through the open door
15:16to try and stop him.
15:18Unfortunately for her,
15:19she gets a loogie right in the face
15:21before taking an X-Factor
15:22and despite this horrible act
15:24it doesn't really get a response from the crowd.
15:27Kane kicks the chair into Pac's face
15:29despite still being handcuffed to the cage
15:31meaning Pac has enough time to recuperate
15:33and make an attempt at climbing out.
15:35Kane's able to free himself though
15:37by breaking the handcuffs
15:38and he intercepts Waltman before his feet can touch the floor.
15:41Kane gets put back inside the cage
15:43he gets the door slammed in his face
15:45Kane then heads to the very top
15:47and he delivers a huge flying clothesline
15:49which finally gets the crowd on their feet.
15:51He's then able to score with a tombstone piledriver
15:54which is enough to put Pac down for the 1-2-3.
15:57Kane picks up the win for himself
15:59he gets some retribution for Tori
16:01and yeah, this one was grand.
16:03Not the best cage match you'll ever see
16:04but it was perfectly serviceable
16:06with a big spot at the end to top it all off.
16:08Surely this means now that this feud is over though.
16:12Right?
16:13Right?
16:20For the second pay-per-view in a row
16:22China puts our Intercontinental Championship
16:24on the line against Chris Jericho.
16:26Y2J attacked China's thumb with a hammer
16:29a few weeks ago
16:30which led to no criminal charges
16:32but that's commonplace in WWF I guess.
16:35Then, now and forever.
16:36Both China and Miss Kitty
16:38show off their championship gold
16:39as they make their way down to the ring
16:41but when the champion gets inside the ropes
16:43she immediately gets jumped from behind by the challenger.
16:46China's able to turn the tide
16:48with some forearm shots,
16:49a back elbow and a kitchen sink
16:51before she avoids an oncoming Y2J in the corner.
16:54On the outside,
16:55Jericho's able to take control
16:56by dropping China over the announce table
16:58before attempting to hit her with a steel chair.
17:01Kitty distracts Jericho long enough though
17:02to allow China to dropkick the chair into his face
17:05but Jericho is able to send China into the ring steps.
17:09Back in the ring,
17:09Jericho goes for a top rope attack
17:11but China counters with a low blow
17:12before connecting with her handspring back elbow
17:14and a DDT for a near fall.
17:17A spinning wheel kick from Jericho
17:18leads to China being tied up in the ropes
17:20and Y2J begins to focus on the champion's injured thumb.
17:24Jericho mocks China with his one foot pin
17:26and he scuffs his boots on her face.
17:29He then removes the turnbuckle pad
17:30and he continues his offense with a backbreaker
17:33before stretching China out over his knee.
17:35China gets sent into the ropes,
17:37she connects with a crossbody for a two
17:39but Jericho's able to regain control
17:41with a bulldog and a scoop slam.
17:44His lion salt attempt gets countered though
17:46and the challenger takes a swinging neckbreaker.
17:48China then delivers a powerbomb
17:50and as is the case in pro wrestling,
17:52he who sets it up must take it.
17:54Chris gets catapulted into the turnbuckle
17:56that he himself exposed earlier in the match
17:58but it only gets a two for the champion.
18:01Jericho's able to counter a pedigree
18:02into a backslide for a near fall of his own
18:05before placing China on the second rope
18:07for a backdrop
18:08but China is able to turn in midair
18:10to counter the move.
18:11She didn't get the full body rotation here unfortunately
18:14but still, it was fine.
18:16Our match comes to an end
18:17when Chris locks in the walls of Jericho
18:19and after a heroic struggle,
18:21China has no choice but to top out.
18:23Y2J wins via submission
18:25and we have a new intercontinental champion
18:27here tonight at Armageddon.
18:29Jericho wins his first of many IC titles
18:31in a match that was, truth be told,
18:34not as good as their Survivor Series encounter.
18:36Not to say it was bad or anything
18:37but I feel this one wasn't as heated
18:39despite all of the actions that led up to the match.
18:43After the match,
18:44Jericho tells Mitchell Cole,
18:45as he calls him,
18:46that the intercontinental belt
18:48has been finally restored to the level it deserves
18:50but he then gets interrupted
18:52by the previous champion.
18:54China extends her hand to Jericho
18:56and she congratulates him on his victory
18:58so I guess smashing someone's thumb with a hammer
19:01is a perfectly forgivable offense.
19:08Yet more championship gold set to be defended
19:10as the New Age Outlaws defend the tag team titles
19:13against the Rock and Sock Connection.
19:15Mankind and Road Dogg start us off
19:17and Foley takes the early advantage
19:18with a shoulder block followed by a leg drop
19:20and then he immediately applies a chin lock.
19:23Now, we all love a good chin lock,
19:25no doubt about it,
19:26but 30 seconds into the match?
19:28Come on, man.
19:29Mr. Dogg's able to fight out and make a tag to Billy
19:31and Billy drops Mick face first into the mat for a two.
19:35Mick then tags in the Great One
19:36who receives his customary Rockus ovation.
19:39Rocky and Billy square off,
19:41renewing their rivalry from the summer
19:42which, as we all recall,
19:44went just swimmingly for Mr. Gunn
19:46and the theme continues as he gets stuck
19:48in his own shirt while the Rock lays the smackdown.
19:52Foley comes back in as does Road Dogg,
19:54Roadie goes for the dancey punch
19:56but he gets stopped with a mandible claw.
19:58Billy breaks it up
19:58before he and Rock slug it out on the floor
20:00though these two eventually get joined by Mick and Road Dogg.
20:04Mr. Ass and the People's Champ fight amongst the people
20:06as they go into the front row.
20:08Billy gets hip-tossed back over the barricade
20:10and all four men are back around ringside.
20:12The fight eventually gets back inside the ropes
20:14where Billy takes over on the Rock,
20:16culminating in a not-so-great-looking diamond cutter from BA.
20:20The outlaws stay in control,
20:22taking turns at isolating Rocky,
20:24but the roadie's attempt at a pump handle drop
20:26gets countered with a low blow.
20:28Some sick double-teaming puts Rocky back on the canvas though.
20:32See lads, now is the right time to pop on a chinlock
20:35as Rocky succumbs to the deadliest hold
20:37in all of sports entertainment.
20:39It stays in for an ice age
20:40but eventually Rocky gets out
20:42and he plants Billy with his float over DDT.
20:44Both men tag their partners in
20:46and Mankind nails both outlaws
20:48with his running knee in the corner.
20:49He then tries his own version of the dancey punch
20:52but he accidentally clocks the referee.
20:54He is able to connect with the piledriver
20:56but there's no official to count the pinfall.
20:59Billy and Rock end up on the outside once again
21:01as Foley scores with his double-armed DDT.
21:03He signals that it's time for the people of Florida
21:06and more specifically Road Dog to meet Mr. Sockle.
21:09The mandible claw gets applied
21:10but then Mick's former partner Al Snow makes his way to the ring
21:14and he clobbers Mick in the head with Head.
21:17The mannequin head.
21:18Not his head.
21:19Never mind.
21:20The referee gets revived
21:21but he gets pulled out before he can make it to three.
21:23Rocky then makes a beeline for Al
21:25and Mr. Snow gets battered on the entranceway.
21:28Meanwhile, Mick gets hit with the ring bell
21:30back inside the ropes.
21:31Although he is able to kick out of the follow-up cover.
21:34The match continues on.
21:36Mick then takes a piledriver
21:37but he's able to fight off both outlaws before tagging Rocky back in.
21:41Rocky goes to work on the champions
21:43before connecting with a rock bottom to Mr. Ass.
21:45He makes the cover
21:46but here comes Al Snow to break up the pin
21:48and cause a disqualification.
21:51Mick and Al then brawl up the ramp
21:53as Rocky delivers a rock bottom to Road Dog
21:55and Rock dishes out another rock bottom to Al Snow
21:58before hitting him with the people's elbow.
22:00I feel like I say this every month
22:02but this tag team match involving the outlaws wasn't all that good.
22:05Now, fair enough, this one didn't follow the usual formula
22:08but the main issue here was that it went on for way too long.
22:12The DQ finish didn't help matters either.
22:20Finally, after everything he's been put through,
22:23The Big Show gets his hands on The Big Boss Man in a one-on-one match.
22:26Boss Man tormented Big Show over the death of Daddy's show last month
22:30and even though Show became the WWF champion, The Big Boss Man didn't stop.
22:34As a matter of fact, Boss Man became the number one contender
22:37before going to Mommy Show's house.
22:39All because he found out that Big Show's actually a big, illegitimate, nasty bastard.
22:44Boss Man's words, not mine.
22:46A very personal rivalry here that's been highly entertaining
22:49simply because it's all been so deliciously absurd.
22:52And hey, it all gave Boss Man a WWF title match on pay-per-view.
22:55Boss Man says Show's fake daddy died and went to hell.
22:59The Boss Man's been running around crying saying
23:01Who's my daddy?
23:03Who's my daddy?
23:03Which may have been disgusting, but it was still funny.
23:06And Boss Man wrapped up his pre-match promo by saying
23:09he'll be Big Show's daddy after he wins the WWF title.
23:13Unfortunately, this match is only three minutes long,
23:15meaning it's the shortest WWF pay-per-view championship match of the year.
23:19Quite simply, Paul White isn't getting the opportunity
23:21to show what he could do as WWF champion.
23:24And if you've been watching Reliving the War over the past month,
23:27you would have noticed this too.
23:29He's not even being booked like a typical WWF champion.
23:32Albert tried to help on the outside, but he got chokeslammed through a table.
23:35This bought the challenger a little bit of time
23:37and Show got his head rammed into the ring post.
23:40Boss Man then struggled big time to get his opponent back in the ring.
23:43He went for the cover and after kicking out,
23:45the Big Show performed a kip-up.
23:47Our match then ended with a standing sidekick followed by a chokeslam.
23:50And, well, at least it was different from every other WWF championship match
23:54we've had on pay-per-view over the past few months.
23:57Not saying it was good or anything, but yeah, there you go.
24:09They build up to our main events like a twisted family drama.
24:12If the family was run by a power-hungry patriarch,
24:16he only found his moral compass when it was convenient to do so.
24:19Triple H, being the cerebral assassin he is,
24:22slipped a little something in Stephanie McMahon's drink
24:25and he got married to Vince's daughter in Las Vegas while Steph was knocked out unconscious.
24:31Vince naturally lost his mind because, sure,
24:34Vince might exploit his family for ratings every now and then,
24:37but unlawfully marrying his daughter, that crossed his very flexible line.
24:43Instead of doing the sensible thing,
24:45like calling the cops and having Triple H locked up,
24:47Vince decided that the most logical way to deal with his daughter's drugged up wedding
24:51in Vegas was to try and annul it inside a wrestling ring live on pay-per-view.
24:56If Vince wins,
24:57Triple H signs the papers and the marriage is over.
25:00If Triple H wins,
25:01not only does he become the number one contender for the big show's WWF title,
25:05but there's a lot more at play here.
25:07A win means Hunter gets an official seat at an unwelcome McMahon family dinner table,
25:12permanently,
25:13giving him a very strategic position as we roll into the year 2000,
25:17even if Vince and Stephanie want nothing to do with him.
25:20Stephanie McMahon's here tonight,
25:22she takes her front row seat to see what could be a game changer.
25:25Hunter's brought a sledgehammer to Armageddon tonight,
25:28but Vince has brought something way more useful,
25:30a handful of Shawn Michaels' finest disco dust.
25:33Triple H has been blinded,
25:34and no,
25:35Vince didn't miss by a mile at all.
25:37It's time for our main event,
25:39Triple H versus Vince McMahon at Armageddon 99.
25:47Vince begins the match by throwing rights and lefts at his opponent.
25:51Triple H is acting blinded,
25:52and therefore,
25:53McMahon's able to get in a few free shots.
25:55They don't look pretty at all,
25:57to be honest.
25:58He does perform a clothesline,
25:59and he gets dirty with a low blow,
26:01but hey,
26:02no holds barred,
26:03anything goes.
26:04The destruction of Triple H continues,
26:05with a bump at the commentary table,
26:07followed by a bump at the ring steps,
26:08and here we go,
26:10we're going into the audience.
26:12You just know we'll eventually make it up the entranceway too,
26:14because it wouldn't be a 1999 WWF pay-per-view match
26:17without the same old tired stuff.
26:19These spots have become such blatant shortcuts
26:22that they really have to be called out.
26:24Hunter turns it around when the two fight in a dark arena tunnel,
26:27would be great if we could actually see what's happening.
26:30Triple H stays in control as the two make their way back to the front row,
26:33though Vince manages to backdrop Hunter over the security barrier.
26:36Mankind then shows up with a shopping cart filled with wonderful toys,
26:41so Vince takes the most lethal weapon of all,
26:43a trash can lid.
26:44And the shot he tries to give Hunter looked pretty bad.
26:47I'm not sure who took the impact here,
26:49but it's Vince who goes down.
26:51Triple H gets the last of Sean's amazing powder out of his eyes,
26:55and this little break gives Vince another swing with the trash can lid.
26:58Hunter takes a few more shots,
27:00as Stephanie watches on with a gleeful look on her face.
27:03The guy beside her, though, is absolutely stoned out of his mind.
27:07Vince then uses the whole trash can to knock Hunter back over the barrier.
27:11Stephanie talks a little trash to her husband,
27:13as Vince goes looking for more weapons.
27:15This time, he grabs a crutch,
27:16but the game goes back in control,
27:18and that crutch gets lodged right into Vince's nutsack.
27:21Vince gets thrown into the shopping cart,
27:24and his bump look quite comical.
27:25In the two then trade weapon shots,
27:27as they, you guessed it,
27:29begin making their way up to the entrance stage.
27:32Triple H stays firmly in the driver's seat here,
27:34as he uses the entrance props to his advantage,
27:36but the best shot he gives McMahon,
27:38is when he uses the shopping cart to great effect.
27:41That looked pretty awesome.
27:42And funny.
27:43Just when you think these two are heading back to the ring,
27:45they stop in their tracks,
27:46and they head back up the ramp.
27:48There's more toys to play with up there,
27:50and by God,
27:51these men are gonna play.
27:52Another comical bump happens,
27:54when Hunter swings a turret around,
27:55and it bumps Vince right on the dome.
27:57Even Stephanie thought it was funny,
27:59and look,
28:00she's covering her face,
28:01so she doesn't laugh all over her half-baked neighbor.
28:04Hunter then rubs some broken glass into McMahon's forehead,
28:07but Vince comes back by throwing Triple H into an airplane prop,
28:10before performing a little aircraft adjustment.
28:13Hunter gets hit on the head,
28:14and I don't know why,
28:15but I'm finding all this really funny.
28:17Honestly, stopping myself from adding in cartoon sound effects.
28:21We go to the side of the entranceway very briefly,
28:23before the two head into the backstage area.
28:26Things are now getting interesting,
28:28but the heat's gonna get seriously turned up
28:30as we approach the end of our main event.
28:37Hunter drops an elbow on Vince while the two were on top of a car.
28:40Hunter then disappears,
28:42and Vince has no idea where his opponent went.
28:44Stephanie watches on from the crowd
28:46as her dad goes hunting for her husband,
28:48and McMahon's now left the arena as he continues his search.
28:51A car then tries to run Vince over,
28:54but the ket-lagged chairman of the board dodges the vehicle.
28:57It was Triple H who tried to run Vince down,
28:59and this plays into what happened to Steve Austin at Survivor Series.
29:03The two then walk around the parking area where Triple H uses cars,
29:06and the 18-wheeler to do more damage than his dad-in-law,
29:09and the game even body slams Vince on top of a limo.
29:12Hunter taunts Vince as the two head back inside the arena.
29:15On the way there,
29:16Hunter asks McMahon if he wants a snack from the vending machine,
29:19but Vince says no.
29:20McMahon's truly had his ass handed to him here,
29:23but the old devil isn't out yet.
29:24When the two get back in the arena,
29:26he uses a steel pipe to keep his opponent at bay for a while,
29:29and this leads to Triple H climbing up the side of the entranceway.
29:33Hunter goes up the scaffold,
29:34and Vince follows close by.
29:36Unfortunately for McMahon,
29:37it's Triple H who manages to keep his grip,
29:39and Vince goes down into a bunker prop set up at the entranceway.
29:43McMahon's been busted open,
29:45and to make sure Vince is done for,
29:46the game smacks him with an empty gas can.
29:49Triple H has this all under control,
29:51so he goes back to ringside.
29:53He grabs a microphone,
29:54and he taunts Stephanie.
29:55He says Stephanie will never have to wonder who her daddy is again,
29:58because he's standing right in front of her at this very moment.
30:02Hunter then gives Stephanie one last chance to say goodbye to Vince,
30:05before he puts McMahon away for good.
30:07Great bit of work here,
30:08and a great way to build anticipation.
30:10Hunter puts Vince in the ring,
30:12he lifts a steel pipe above his head.
30:14Vince defiantly flips Hunter off,
30:16and so Triple H decides to use his sledgehammer instead.
30:20Hunter grabs his weapon of choice,
30:22as Stephanie screams from her front row seat,
30:24but just as Triple H is about to deliver the kill shot,
30:27Vince gets in a low blow.
30:28This buys Vince enough time to hit Hunter with that steel pipe,
30:31and now it's Triple H who's in trouble.
30:34McMahon decides to pick up the game's sledgehammer,
30:36Hunter's just about to meet his maker,
30:38but Stephanie McMahon gets in the ring,
30:40and she stops her dad from hitting his opponent.
30:43Instead, Stephanie wants to do the honours,
30:45and it's she who wants to put an end to Triple H for good.
30:48But, in the end, she just couldn't do it.
30:51She just doesn't have it in her.
30:53So, Triple H takes the weapon,
30:54he whacks Vince in the gut and right in the face.
30:57Triple H wins via pinfall,
30:59and that's it.
31:00He's going to stay married to Stephanie McMahon,
31:02and he's just become the number one contender for the WWF title.
31:05After the bell,
31:06Stephanie tends to her dad.
31:08She looks very worried about the state Vince is currently in,
31:11but Hunter goes to brain her too,
31:13just before the pay-per-view comes to an end.
31:15Stephanie turns her head around,
31:17she looks a bit shocked at what Triple H was about to do,
31:20but then she gives Hunter a big old smile
31:22before embracing him in the middle of the ring.
31:25It was all a set-up,
31:27Triple H and Stephanie McMahon had worked together
31:29to pull this whole thing off.
31:31These two are madly in love it seems,
31:33and Triple H just played the perfect game.
31:40A brilliant ending to the pay-per-view right here,
31:43and even though the main event was formulaic in places,
31:45it was still pretty entertaining.
31:47The big reveal at the end is truly a historic moment,
31:50and it launches the final chapter of the WWF's Attitude Era.
31:53The rest of the show was a mixed bag,
31:55though I did enjoy it more than Survivor Series.
31:57The bottle royal opener,
31:59X-Pac vs. Kane,
32:00and China vs. Chris Jericho are all worth a watch,
32:02and the main event I feel is a must-see Attitude Era showdown
32:06that changes everything as we move forward.
32:09Armageddon does come recommended,
32:10check it out if you haven't seen it in a while,
32:12and please join me on Thursday for reliving the war.
32:15This McMahon-Hemsley relationship
32:17is soon going to affect every single person
32:20who works for the WWF.
32:21Thank you very very much for watching,
32:23I do appreciate it,
32:24and please take care.
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