00:04Hi, I'm Annie. I'm Vanessa. And I'm wearing a flower crown, which can only mean one thing.
00:10It's festival season!
00:11There are a few key festival vocab terms you should know, and we're here at Governor's Ball to tell you
00:16all about them.
00:17We're going to turn the dial up from fun to funest, and we're going to fun out.
00:26Man, that was a pat down of a lifetime.
00:27I know, take me to dinner at least.
00:29Did you see that guy in front of us? He had a backpack clearly full of contraband.
00:33Hey, he's just a real Mule Guyver.
00:35Mule Guyver, a friend at the festival that's innovative about sneaking in contraband.
00:39Mostly spotted wearing backpacks and bare feet.
00:42I don't even have pockets in my pants. I can't even get hand sanitizer in here.
00:49Look at that, what are you doing?
00:50It's the port-a-trotty.
00:51Port-a-trotty, the dance you do to cleanse yourself after using a festival port-a-potty.
00:55Because, well, it's not your fault.
00:58What is the port?
00:59Just forget it, something was seriously wrong in there.
01:01I'm never going to sleep again.
01:04All of these couples are seriously making me sick.
01:07I know, in nine months you'll have a lawn spawn.
01:09Lawn spawn, the eventual offspring of festival couples that have spent the day making out in the grass.
01:14What a great story to tell the kids.
01:16Yes, dear, you were conceived at Governor's Ball.
01:18Very, very romantic.
01:24My lips are dry.
01:25My mouth is like, I need a mint or something.
01:28Ooh, Fanny Pack Rat!
01:29Yes, yes, yes, yes!
01:30Hi!
01:31Fanny Pack Rat.
01:32A fanny pack-wearing showgoer that impressively fits their whole lives in their small hands-free satchel.
01:37Do you have any mints?
01:38Do you have any face spray?
01:40Oh my god, this looks like amazing.
01:41I love you so much.
01:44Yeah.
01:44Thanks a lot.
01:45You're giving me life!
01:47You're a real friend.
01:52Is that Erin Watson?
01:54She would.
01:55She is the typical free IP.
01:57Free IP.
01:59VIPs who have freed themselves from the confines of their lush cabanas in favor of spending time in the crowds.
02:04You know, just like one of us.
02:06Real man and the people move, you know?
02:11Oh my god, how are you drinking a beer right now?
02:13I'm so festiful.
02:15Festiful.
02:16The unique feeling of being full after eight hours of beer drinking yet still somehow hungry enough to eat that
02:20sausage and onion sandwich.
02:22Man up!
02:23You're right, I'm totally sorry.
02:34Show Moses!
02:36Show Moses.
02:37A concert girl with the unique ability to part a sea of people to get to the front of a
02:40crowd.
02:43I cannot wait to see Jack White.
02:46You mean Skrillex.
02:47I mean Jack White.
02:48We are not going to see Skrillex.
02:50Anyhow to see Skrillex.
02:51It's like we have ourselves a real bandstand off.
02:55Band stand off.
02:56The stalemate impasse between friends when a differing show priority comes up at conflicting times.
03:01It's been great partying with you.
03:06I will survive.
03:06All day long.
03:09I do not stand anywhere.
03:11I might ship you to the outside.
03:12No one still can turn.
03:12You are right!
03:12I am saying you happy, you are right!
03:12When you think in a too many times, you don't get mad.
03:12But the minutes we are coming under.
03:12You are right now!
03:12Yeah, sure.
03:13Thinkop.
03:13Yeah, good校.
