00:00Are you sick of YOLO-ing and FOMO-ing?
00:02Well, I'm Connie.
00:03And I'm Annie from Refinery29,
00:05and we're here at Lincoln Center to teach you
00:07the new fashion catchphrases you need to know to not be passé.
00:10But I'm still gonna YOLO.
00:12Me too.
00:20I said 64 in Columbus.
00:23Four.
00:24In Columbus, like Christopher.
00:26I see your dot moving further and further away.
00:29You have a latitude problem.
00:32Latitude problem.
00:33The incensed conversation you have with your Uber driver
00:35about where the other person is.
00:37Neither is correct.
00:38No, please don't cancel.
00:39I'll go wherever you are.
00:40I'm sorry.
00:41Please don't cancel.
00:42Please don't cancel.
00:43Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:46Whoa.
00:47Before you give me any shade, this got me Hanalee, Tommy Chan, LeBron, this clickbait work.
00:52Clickbait.
00:52A showpiece item that you wear for the express purpose of getting compliments
00:55or photographed at shows, and then take off as soon as you actually get to where you're going.
00:59Okay, can you just walk five steps behind me?
01:03Annie?
01:05Annie?
01:06I'm gonna make it to the show.
01:07There's just a huge backup.
01:10But I, you know, things will start moving.
01:14The red is turning into orange.
01:16So, yeah, I should be there.
01:18That was a nice piece of Traffiction we just did.
01:21Traffiction.
01:22The made-up traffic you concoct to blame your tardiness on.
01:26You know, come, you have like 17 minutes.
01:28Do you want to go get real food at, like, Prada Manger?
01:30I'm on that Fashion Freegan diet right now.
01:32Fashion Freegan.
01:33A diet that consists purely of the free energy bars, sugar drinks, macarons,
01:37and past hors d'oeuvres you forage for at shows and parties.
01:40I've had, like, eight of these already.
01:43Okay, well, I'm gonna go to Chipotle.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46My phone died.
01:48Also dead.
01:50Also dead.
01:53This one, too.
01:55I'm officially mo-fried.
01:57Mo-fried.
01:58When your phone and all your backup external batteries have died.
02:01I didn't see you at Boom Boom Room last night.
02:02Where were you?
02:03You know what?
02:03I just got tired and I was afraid the door,
02:05and I didn't want to call my Boom Boom Room-erang.
02:07Boom Boom Room-erang.
02:08The person you text inside a party to retrieve you when you're online.
02:11I just failed.
02:12She used my Boom Boom Room-erang.
02:13She's incredible.
02:14You text her and she's there, like, even before you get to a friend.
02:17Maybe one time me, you, your Boom Boom Room-erang,
02:19and my Boom Boom Room-erang can all get drinks.
02:21At the top of the standard!