00:00Hi, I'm Connie. And I'm Annie. From Refinery29. We're here at Lincoln Center in New York Fashion Week where not
00:06only the clothes are trendy, but the phrases are too. So we've got a slew of fashion catchphrases that you
00:11probably don't know, but we're going to teach you about them today. Let's work it out, Connie-Wayne.
00:22There you are.
00:23You know, I got into this huge P-argument. P-argument. Getting into a tedious argument with a PR girl
00:29about whether or not you properly RSVP'd do a show.
00:32Like, I didn't have my hard copy invited. I had my email, and then she spelled my name wrong, and
00:36then it was, I'm here. Let's go.
00:39So I was supposed to Instagram the show, but some girl was sitting in my seat, so I had to
00:42stand all the way in the back. You should have just done the three-to-one shuffle.
00:45The three-to-one shuffle. Making the jump between your third row seat to the first row right before a
00:51show starts.
00:51I saw some girls doing it, and they weren't even Instagramming the show. They were just taking selfies.
00:56I loved her outfit. Totally graduated from Princeton.
01:00Princeton. Having complete and utter mastery over mixing prints.
01:04Magnacom loved it. It, like, shouldn't work, but it does. It's, like, the stripes, and also the spots, and the
01:11leopard print, but, oh god, it's so good. I'm hypnotized.
01:15Who's that girl again? Uh, she's that slasher chick.
01:19Slasher chick. A girl with multiple hobbies who's turned them into careers.
01:22Can be any combination of model, DJ, entrepreneur, blogger, or actress.
01:27Um, she DJed that one party we were at last week, and then she does a blog, but she models.
01:32But you know her from that, um, capsule collaboration.
01:34Yeah, exactly.
01:35How was the show? It was fine. I mean, I couldn't really see, but luckily I was periscoping the whole
01:40time.
01:41Periscoping. Experiencing Fashion Week through the screens of other people's iPhones and iPads.
01:45The guy was really zoomed in, so I got a good detail shot of the shoes.
01:49Filter or no filter? Filter.
01:51Oh, sweet. Body mist.
01:54I cannot believe it. I got swag swiped.
01:57Swag swiped. Having your seat swag taken by showgoers with sticky fingers.
02:01It's empty. Look at that. You can have mine.
02:05Bye. We'll get drinks.
02:08Who was that? I don't know.
02:09And I know she doesn't know me either, but I think she knows it's just wishful drinking.
02:14Wishful drinking. Making plans to get drinks after Fashion Week you never expect to keep.
02:18I mean, we've been saying we'd get drinks since Fall 12.
02:21Are you doing this serious? That's Miley Face. Okay.
02:25Miley Face. A pretty girl making an ugly face for the camera.