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  • 2 days ago
We don't really want to live in a world where every group supposedly has a DUFF — an acronym that stands for "designated ugly fat friend." According to Urban Dictionary, however, we've been inhabiting said world since 2003. We thank our lucky stars we were only recently made aware of the term because of Mae Whitman's new film.
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00:01How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your dove?
00:04Our what?
00:06Your designated ugly, fat friend?
00:08Yeah.
00:09Wesley told me everything.
00:11Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says?
00:13Because it makes sense.
00:14I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls
00:17want to be friends with somebody like me, okay?
00:19It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better.
00:22Just because you think one of us is better-looking than...
00:24No, no, no. I'm glad you said that.
00:26Because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.
00:30Go ahead and check them.
00:34Did you just unfriend me?
00:37You bet your ass I did.
00:39Fine.
00:39Fine.
00:40Fine!
00:41I'm a free woman!
00:46And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest-
00:48Shhh!
00:49I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.