00:00I'm Liza and I'm gonna spill it.
00:03All of it.
00:11I consider my bag to be an extension of who I am, so you're really gonna get to know me
00:15today.
00:15We're really gonna open up.
00:17So inside my bag is a bag. This one's a rental. It's okay.
00:21But inside my actual bag we have many things.
00:24We have my phone. The boobs are on my phone case because they're not on my body. Thank you.
00:29I have my Oopsie Poopsie. It's the off-brand poopery, but Oopsie Poopsie keeps it fresh.
00:35I have many, many tampons. Only one Virginia, but many tampons for it.
00:40And this is my...
00:42This is my key to making friends.
00:44If there's a girl ever in the restroom and she needs one of these, you're gonna slide her one of
00:48these under the stall.
00:48They're also organic.
00:51Balance those pH levels.
00:53Cool.
00:56The thing that I take everywhere is deodorant. I need it all the time.
01:00I actually need a little bit right now.
01:02Clinical strength.
01:03Next I have some gum and also an adjective for myself.
01:06Boom!
01:07It's extra...
01:08That's right.
01:08I actually have halotophobia, which is the fear of bad breath.
01:12My own bad breath. I don't mind if other smells. So I chew gum constantly.
01:16There are so many tampons in here. Seriously, I'm gonna have so many friends after this.
01:21Next we have some glasses.
01:22Do I look like Gandhi? I look like Gandhi, don't I? I know.
01:25These glasses are actually fake. I ordered them from Amazon Prime for about $6.
01:29And people who can't see are actually really offended.
01:32But it's funny because you can't see this, can you? Too soon. Sorry about that.
01:36I also have a pair of real glasses that are also really fake because I got these from Amazon too.
01:43And we have hand sanitizer because I actually never wash my hands when I use a public restroom.
01:48I just use hand sanitizer instead.
01:51And we have... Oh no, we don't.
01:53Because I am, we also have some nuts. Pistachios specifically.
01:58It's a good source of protein.
02:00My keys to my very humble Volkswagen.
02:04It's a Volkswagen Passat. I always look like an aunt on her way to church.
02:07It's my favorite.
02:08Her name is Yvonne, the Volkswagen-on because nothing rhymes with Volkswagen.
02:11And my Ralph's Rewards card. Thank you Ralph's for the rotisserie chickens.
02:19We have a Jesus Calling book. Hello, Jesus.
02:22I need him at all times. And you know I do just by watching this video.
02:26So, I have my Jesus Calling book. My lip gloss is popping.
02:30What's the, what's the name of this?
02:32Oh, spill it? Okay, will do.
02:34I also have more nuts as well.
02:35And if you're wondering, there's actually absolutely nothing inside of this little purse.
02:46I just carry it around so I look expensive.
02:48This is my mom bag.
02:50It's a diaper bag.
02:51For me.
02:52And my diapers.
02:53To the fuck's work.
02:53To theructures.
02:53To the Salem PD dinero.
02:56You sound please sound good and stop.
