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Kathryn Lindsay, 3/12/18, https://securexfer.com/Web%20Client/ListDir.htm
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00:01Cat funeral?
00:03Please stop saying it out loud.
00:06No, I...
00:07I mean, I've heard that dead pets can actually be an aphrodisiac.
00:10Morgan, what should I have said?
00:12Any other combination of words in the English language?
00:15Like, hey, I'm Katie Price.
00:17I've watched you outside my window for the past 10 years,
00:19and I've been in love with you, stalking you every minute of the day.
00:22Don't start with that.
00:22Or how about, hey, you may remember me from kindergarten
00:25when everyone called me a vampire.
00:27No one remembers that.
00:30What did I do?
00:30It's bad, but it's... we'll fix it.
00:32It's so stupid and lame.
00:35Hmm.
00:35Well, at least you have M&Ms, so...
00:40Thanks.
00:43Oh.
00:44You're just gonna make up for it next time.
00:46There's not gonna be a next time.
00:47You don't know that.
00:48I do.
00:50This is good.
00:51This is what Taylor Swift does.
00:53She has awkward interactions with boys,
00:54and then she just writes amazing songs about it.
01:00What is that?
01:00What did you do,
01:01what am I doing?
01:01What is it?
01:01What are the things that I use?
01:01What are the things that I use?
01:01That's the way that I use?
01:01What do you think?
01:01What are the things that are the things that are the two things?
01:02You

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