00:09Ever since they signed the Constitution, we have been in need of a solution.
00:18What's the role our government should play?
00:22We're arguing the same question today.
00:25Cause when I think the man is helping me, others think it looks like tyranny.
00:34Regulation. Oh, regulation.
00:42It's there for vaccination, education, immigration, dairy pasteurization.
00:51Minimum wage and minimum age for buy and libation.
00:56Seatbelt wearing, caring about nature and preservation.
01:00It's that regulation.
01:03Oh, rules and protections.
01:08I pull myself up by the bootstraps every single day.
01:12So I don't need a nanny to make sure that I'm okay.
01:17The vets should not be swaying.
01:19My choice of guns for play.
01:21But if tapping phones stops terrorists, let them hear what I am saying.
01:25I don't need labels telling me food genetically modified.
01:29But if I'm in the public bathroom, I only want other men inside.
01:34Down with all this porn that just degrades my marriage bed.
01:38We keep the feces out my beef so I can be well fed.
01:42More laws for fishing limits.
01:44Concert tickets.
01:47Ice cream temperatures and advertising gimmicks.
01:51Content and location of women's health clinics.
01:55Pumpkin vending, money lending and blended fabrics.
01:58It's that regulation of rules and protections.
02:07Pardon my injecting.
02:09But don't citizens need protecting?
02:11From themselves and other people, the laissez-faire should stop objecting.
02:16We've got to have that tax on fossil fuels and ban trans fats.
02:20Cause scientists know best about your health and that's a fact.
02:24Anyone should be able to fall in love and then get hitched.
02:28But exotic pet owners are the problem government should fix.
02:32We don't want no religion interfering with our schools.
02:37But the way these cops are running around, it's clear they need more room.
02:40It's that regulation.
02:44Oh, we need some protection.
02:49It's hard time we have a conversation.
02:53On rules we're using for our preservation.
02:58Everyone believes their own position.
03:02Even with their many contradictions.
03:06The U.S. with its mixed-up population.
03:11Can't survive without self-regulation.
03:15Lots of people shout but they turn blue.
03:19Let's all calm down and try to think it through.
03:25Let's go.
03:32Let's all calm down.
03:35Let's go.
03:36Let's go.
03:38Let's go.