00:00There are no rules in this house.
00:02I'm not like a regular mom.
00:03I'm a cool mom.
00:04All I could think of the minute you left was,
00:05I want my mommy.
00:06I haven't thought that since I was two.
00:08I can't believe I'm talking to my mom about this.
00:10Honey, I told you, you're a grown-up.
00:12Now I'm going to respect your decisions
00:14and I want you to live your life.
00:15If we get separated, try and join a white family.
00:19You will be safe there until I can find you.
00:21I like big butts and I cannot lie.
00:24You are the brothers here tonight.
00:26We both have huge jobs,
00:28but when I come home from mine,
00:30I start a whole other second huge job.
00:32When you come home, you play video games.
00:34It's the best gift I can give to you on your 21st birthday.
00:37My friendship and unconditional acceptance.
00:41If you know what I mean, girlfriend.
00:43I don't.
00:44If you want to be famous,
00:45learn how to take blood out of car upholstery.
00:47That's a skill you can take right to the bank.
00:49Privacy is a privilege, Anna.
00:50Where is my door, mom?
00:52It's no judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.
00:54Mom?
00:55A high-end stripper.
00:56You have no idea what this boy's been through
00:58and if this is going to become some running diatribe,
01:00I can find an overpriced salad a lot closer to home.
01:03I'm the luckiest mother in the world.
